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Deer Ala-Eddine… meet Natalia Al~Mada en Escondido (U.S.A.)

To they in History: Superman is a “has been”… let the Sunshine in. And in Washington, President Trump reminds the world that he is a coward who used his daddy’s money to get a free John Wayne Breakfast at the American Legion 🇺🇸

Good Soil Guarantees Peas, but not a Peace Prize Donald, now KISS your Daddy wearing the Leningrad Cowboys Boots… from El Paso in Paris.

To they in history, President Trump returns Sarah Palin’s backyard back to Russia… with Sarah Palin in the deal.

Good morning, in Paris, France, Mother Mary’s ass-ended in Heaven, sources close to San Pedro relay that Paul (that motherfucker!) demanded to see Mary’s papers and a certificate issued by the bendita/sacre préfecture de police showing her 1901 Benevolance Certificate and off-course her health certificate, arguing that Mary was a known flusy  before 👁️  popping 🪚 out ♀️ The 🧍🏼‍♀️Superstar THERE in Nazareth.

Eye Saw Her Standing D.A.R.E. 

It’s no lie, Marie-Ange Schiltz knows the place, heck!!! The bitch practically wrote the Acts sessions, but these here Alla-Eddine are not one of them, Öüï’s doing a different thing and after the intermission, Malia in Birmingham lands at the newly renamed Ozzy Osbourne International Airport, but that’s just a cross reference on the Erasmus beat. In the meantime Alla-Eddine wonders why Manuel Bartlett Díaz is not on the MEXICAN criminal transfer list.

Alla-Eddine stars as El Sultán de La Motocicleta en Monterrey… But only after he learns how to do the hula-hoop with Venn Diagrams à Paris.

The Merchant of Venice and other assorted bootlegs from LA superficie del Underground de VALERIE PÉCRESSE, this is the sound of a metro ticket on the bus or the back of the tram, Eye Knows this much is trou 🕳️.

³~. Issy-Ala-Eddine, of the fairy “madrinas” in France, Juanito Guanavacoa (como tú comprenderas) is the most excellent, the most eLevated, uy-uy-uy.

Higos and Kisses para Amateurs – Figs y Bezos para principiantes

Sube, PELUSA. Sube.

Tango nº 8

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The making of boludo (change 2),
ahora con Banda.
…[B]ut first, TeleVISA presenta:

Courtesy of los Bully Magnetos

Courtesy of los Bully Magnets.

El Corrido de McLane–Ocampo.
Ahora con Banda, y hasta la Tambora, siempre.

… [Y] al terminar:

Prensa A.M.A.R.I.L.L.I.S.T.A. de El País, misma que al parecer mueve a La Afición de los de San Luis Potosí, (México, arriba del ombligo) revela que la gente de El País son hinchas del Atletico de Madrid; y por si faltara más, hicieron E.C.O. a un triunfo que debió ser anulado. Típico.

Felicidades a “los colchoncitos” de San Luis Potosí, y que Chingue a su madre El Atletico de Madrid. Lo cierto sin seguir el pinche fút como si fuese fiesta de guardar (véase la “nota nostra” aquí) es de que el equipo de Los Primos de Sinaloa llegó a la final dos veces seguidas, es decir, majetes de la Madre que nos dio lengua, si los Dodgers de Los Ángeles logran llegar a el ‘Clásico de Otoño’ por segunda vez consecutiva, y llegasen a perder otra vez, Dodger Blue sigue en la cima; ahora, si los muy hijos de la chingada vuelven a cruzar una Linea De Huelga, los Dodgers se pueden ir mucho Salamanca for all EYE C.A.R.E.

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Attention interpreters:
the following segment, courtesy of the Bully Magnets, must be read  in  for Alabamans in a dumb country lawyer’s voice:

Coming up on the next Spinoff:

AMLO y Señor.

… [B]ased on a true story,
and the First important biodiverse
Mass Extinction caused by
‘them’ Trumps y los compadres de
El AMLO y Señor:

Basada en una bola de peje–n–dejadas.