Not to rub, IT!, in… Stéphanie Menou, but you helped bury those bodies

And, agent BRUNO, that was no fucking FISH sending you an email in 2015:

For Tan Gente sake, check the date on this “most non-consequential” blog… It’s going to strike a Chord on that radius³.

this is me, Armando Segovia, telling your boss that, IT!, was a Six-Year investigation, not an OSCARS ceremony “wrap-it-up” Mickey Mouse-Disneyland probe.

Congratulations, Manuel Valls, you did it!… here is a circle so your MERCEDES can get a bird’s eye view of half of a Venn Diagram; get your ruler.

And now, for something Knew… I blame the mother, and the Family COURT system

Guy, was probably told to “man-up” by the judge, and he did.

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, it is still 28 February, 2022—and in El Paso, TEXAS, is PRIMARY THEY at the court house.

Hoy no hubo GO’ill de Niza.

https ://www .ktvu .com /news /sacramento-church-shooting-leaves-5-dead-including-3-children

This « allegoric » carnival car is brought to you by “the weaker sex”.

After the break, public defenders—and the power of gender in A material WORLD.

And still to come:
The State of The Union re-dress, with Momus.

BUT FO’IST!!!

Georgina Moreno Productions présents, in Collaboration with EMISIÓN AMÉRICAS DE Radio Frequence Paris Plurielle:

UCRANIA ES UN MONTAJE

And Zeppelin goes HERE.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, and the GWAR in Eastern/EUR/ASIA… I’m Sirius, stop it.

Memo to Memo [Brut media] : go to Lagrange near the Oldest árbol on the 5éme

The first quaestor of the Assembly has finally enlightened us : the boss would run a multinational company underwater… [in Australia, later during the Fall of 2021, maybe.]

No such thing as “redemption songs” for fallen Swan Songs, nonetheless Öüï has to fullfil the book… and CLEO LAINE (1957 via Cerf-panthére N° 3699), regarding your REAL GONE label and your song, “T’ain’t what you do (It’s the way that Cha do it)” on the Sunday afternoon fip dot ef er programming, please be advised that La Ruffin Corporation Inc., is aware of your persuassion² to encourage your janitors to be motivated by “Passion” rather than “that slippery slope” called « greed ».

².~ Fakir n° 97, page Tú “Les Petites Mains“, via Le SPMF, short for: small handed mother fakirs. Fev. 2021.

In Local news, LA CATEDRAL del JAZZ en París, TSF JAZZ 89.9 just jammed with The Floyd in Pompeii, en horario nocturno de Hawaii… it Ain’t Over till IT IS Over.

https ://www.tsfjazz .com /programmes /chateau-gardot /2022-01-17 /18-00

To celebrate the occasion, Ewe Tú, motherfucker, are going to have to Ketch-Up with ROCKY and his Picture Show at La Maub.

But FO’ist!

It’s another edition of WHO IS MOVING TO PARIS?

Yup, it was just a matter of time, Ari Melber, of “The Ari Melber Show” is moving to Paris and that sumbitch just changed his name to KALIFA en Domingo, or something like that.

https ://www .hollywoodreporter .com /wp-content /uploads /2017/07 /charlamagne_tha_god_and_ari_melber_-_split_-_

The Beat with Émily Lonesome. Avi Velshi reports.

For the record, Öüï does not select the doppelgängers, Eye simply shows you La Jornada de L’Aurore on ‘the beat’.

—- And now, a new segment, Climate Change Stole Avi Velshi’s Nostalgia for Tornados, Shitty Weather and National Parks.

Anybody got popcorn?

With THAT! In mind, amigo Guillaume de Brut media, it was a real treat to see you shoe leathering³ the place Where Évry body knows your name, KNOT to mention [your mentioning] that you are in no way associated with l’Âme des Camps [version] Melle. Pitch Awards during El Año de Hidalgo de La FRENCH election of 2022. Nice to know that LOS OLVIDADOS remains the top LIENZO when it comes to a thing that little ol’Armando Serrano-Prieto dropped on the porno-loving aristocrats 🎩 de Saint-Vincent-de-Paul en el 6éme.

Let’s turn Murder into art… with Gordon Sullivan at Le Panthéon

UTOPIA’S FICTION desde El Plato-ese de Grecia
And the French Minister of Culture
at Cinéma Christine

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /les-annees-fip /les-annees-fip-2018

Off-course, if youse just joining in on the Guadalupana celebrations, please be advised that this segment is a continuation of a conversation interrupted by Georgina Moreno³ during a conference for Climate Change and a question dealing with {and Eye shit-Ewe-not} un Encuentro de los Pueblos separados por El Espinazo del Diablo… en París

https ://travesiasdigital .com /mexico /el-espinazo-del-diablo-una-de-las-carreteras-mas-peligrosas

Submarinos need knot apply. Screen~grab comes courstesy of Marinela, which off~course is of course a Registered Trademark that the Mexican President nationalized.

And, Abel Leyva Castellanos,² o mismo ni Dominique Gay Sylvestre… both profes de Limoges, a lo mejor ya no lo recuerd~en pero, estoy seguro de que doña Geo, —ella— y el corito de “la espada de Bolívar” si lo recuerdan… “iels” a huevo que sí lo recuerdan,¹ como fieles GANSITOS Mari-marca registrada por BIMBO.

¹.~ https ://www .contrapesociudadano .com /lopez-obrador-repartira-gansitos-en-proximas-consultas/
².~ Les universités latino-américaines aujourd’hui : expressions locales (DIRE N° 7 | 2015)

³.~ In the role of “La Maestra de Ceremonias” en “Le Chantier³

I know it’s only Rock and Roll but i like potato chips.
—!—
Aussie, il s’agit également de l’utilisation équitable de todos los putos medios.

But FO’ist! Avi Velshi is going to talk about the “objects” without getting all into the “subject”… predicate this, you didn’t think that Öüï were done with Sting, now did ya’!? 

Strawberry Fields For Guantanamo
La Higuera de La Chingada

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/12/03 /ni-se-crea-ni-se-destruye/
Track #4 : Bring On The Night
ReGGaTTa
de Blanc
The Police {Version : Guardia Nacional de AMLO}

1. El Dedazo = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
2. El Acarreo = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
3. El Compadrazgo = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
4. La Imposición = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
5. EL AUTORITÁRISMO = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
6. El MAYORITEO = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
BUT most of all, BREAKING Paul McCartney’s and Roger WaWas’ record of attendance at EL Zócalo de México.

https://www.reforma.com/cntext/opinion/carton/img/calderon/Original/20211205.jpg

ISSY la CIA killed “El Che”… but it was solidarity {in BOLIVIA} that drove la estocada down, and Cousin Joe, Eye knows that it’s the Weekend and that youse in Nantucket enjoying the company of Mika’s big hairy pussy… {burp} and Cousin Joe, deep down in that empty {hollow} chest of yours you know, goddamn-it, that if you don’t denounce the TRICKLE-down politics of Ronald Reagan that you are going to HELL. Straight to hell, Scarborough, HELL. Repent MotherfuckerREPENT.

https ://english .elpais .com /society /2021-12-03 /spain-approves-new-law-recognizing-animals-as-sentient-beings .html

With that in mind, el próximo toro le corresponde a “El Gibo³“… and there is nothing that morena-Francia can do about it, because LA EXPERIENCIA de MORENA FRANCIA en México es {por de] abajo de las FALDAS de una ASOCIACIÓN 1901 abajo de La PUTA torre Eiffel. Just like with the Wizard of Oz and how ART imitates political OBJECTS at CRETEIL.

Gilberto Bosques was a fag.

https ://lafranceinsoumise .fr/2019/09/02 /lexperience-de-morena-au-mexique/

Over at The Chuy Scarborough Show, Victoria Escobar is at the Plate

And, Mr. Pinault-Hayek, please stand-by for Sun Tzu point 7.33 (Maneuvering on an uphill) Knives Out!!!

In any self-Respecting republic, little are, it would be a matter of public record; in Paris-Texas it is a matter of… what’s the Word? What’s the worD¿*… Ask, Los Amigos de México en Francia… i’m retiring.

Juanito Lemire reports:

But FO’ist! We switch, IT!, over to the Règie at the Plages de Paris where Godzilla and King Kong are scrambling over The Scene of The Seine (punto y coma) hilarity ensues when Hydra shows up and 3 of the five heads on that dragon split from the beast to intervene on behalf of Kong who, BTW Madame Hidalgo, was minding his own fucking business listening to Mott (the Wet) Hopple.

And, former BBC Washington Correspondent now, Ozzy Media Editor, Katty Kay, we’d like to give the Régie a shout-out now that his graffiti crew finally called one 24 hours before the an event in front of them before it happened. With this in mind, we now return to Pablo’s Studio on top of a KFC at La Place de l’Italie.

[flashback] Hey, Jonathan Capeheart… ‘member When THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS rolled out the red carpet on them Talibans?

One can’t literally make the Godfather up.

TEXAS needs to be dismantled and then returned to Mexico. Texas, like short people have 🎶 no reason to live.

Don Corleone: Tom, I advised Michael. I never thought you were a bad Consigliari. I thought Santino was a bad Don, rest in peace. Michael has all my confidence as do you. But there are reasons why you must have nothing to do with what’s going to happen.

Santino: Whatcha go to college? To get stupid? You’re really stupid!

And with this FINAL segment Salma Hayek, Öüï hopes that the staff can clear-out, separate, archive, and most importantly, Madame CESCA Giggles-Rigole, differentiate between events and their context; and Mika Brezezinski, perhaps it would help to use the anology of today’s Morning Chuy Show regarding the Republicans having their “hippie” moment, with a look like Sid Viscious (to the tune of Benny 🕊 Hinn) or some Punk like that.

For the record, Carolina, some McDo’s (not all) back in 2018 tried the same reactionary reaction with the WordPress “server”, eventually the Web provider ceased or desisted from cock blocking the site.

Entonces Kitty Softpaws… The JOpez POrtillo statement, directed en aquél entonces al dueño de la revista en dónde el reportero de radiofrance internacional, Raphaël Moran, labora también es en referencia a la movida del ahora sí, AVI VELSHI, del méndigo Switch y del puto RoUtEr-er_er.

Aguascalientes TV26 y France24, en colaboración con el canal Once y DW TV, presenta a Salma-Pinault Collection of holes in The Albert Hall jockey hat of La Bourse de Comerse a Les Halles, casi esquina con el Louvre.

In local news, it’s The Godfather part II, VF* con subtitulos en Espagnol.

Santino: Say, what do you think of the nerve of them japs, them slanty-eyed bastards, eh? Dropping bombs on our own backyard on Pop’s birthday here.

Page 15: Inmensa desilución por el JUDOKA  Teddy Riner

Fredo Corleone: They didn’t know it was Pop’s birthday.

_+_+_+_+_+

https ://asegovia3 .com /2020/11/27 /black-friday-come-get-your-nigger-lessons/

EN CONTEXTO for The ARTIST at La Place de l’Italie:

Issy, i understand why the word processor of choice for this most non-consequential blog would be blocked after Two or Three weeks of linking on to your WiFi Mr. Pinault-Hayek; sin embargo, Pablo Gleason, i am taking it one floor, at-a-fucking time. And i am going to get to that motherfucking top, NOT for fame, but to bring you a Kinder, more Gentler, —Hitler.

Necessary for this segment, Monsieur le Règie is:
What Sun Tzu said on Chapter 7.
sections 33 and 34

So, if you have been living, visiting or touristing (like a Chilean National in three-months intervals at a time with an Exit in between… ¡así hasta yo!) then you know that opposite to the Rue de Lobau (33 Hôtel de Ville) right next to El Malecón del Hôtel de Ville está la entrada a un puente peatonal (pont piétonnier if youse French) que desciende al local de mis amigos at Tartines en Seine (free advertising for Pomona, California man) y por su puesto al espacio que la Ciudad de París le dedicó a un tal Federico García Lorca (FGL).

https://www.google.com/maps/@48.8550575,2.352855,130m/data=!3m1!1e3

Entonces pues, if youse flip the direction on that bridge, then from the FGL square point of reference, El Malecón del Hôtel de Ville is at an uphill so with this information in mind, little ol’Eye was in the process of rolling my sleeping bag just below the center of the aforementioned (susmentionné) footbridge, and as previously mentioned, i was listening to Mott The Hopple on a loop, — on a loop!!! Cousin Joe! On a Loop! — and out of nowhere with clear sky above here comes un chingazo de agua… or so i thought in the instant, it was actually apple juice with Jack Daniels. Hey, this people, the French, they mix beer and tequila in a bottle, so there’s that.

As i looked up (had my headphones on) i saw this young Corsican (he screamed it at me, that’s how i know that he was Corse) trying to empty his plastic-filled bottle on me, as i looked up at the little fucker.

Naturally, being a dick myself i was not about to let this little Corsican fucker be all elitist and shit, it’s not as if that son of bitch was marking his territory like the bobo with the ukelele who told his girlfriend to take a leak next to me (true story), after all, he is one of the locals, he is entitled to shit if he pleases to on all of lesser beings who dare to get close to his domain, but the Corsican prince? Fuck him.

Session at the Mairie de Paris computer is about to expire and so i will pick this up from another section of the City… please stand-by for more annotations of Sun Tzu en tiempos de hambre, Rita Escobar. Time now is 16h22 in CET.

… and We Are Back: it’s High Noon in Hilo Hawaii, and You Are Going To Like The Way You Look. Even if you HAVE to go with the flow and hate me, “i guarantee it.”

And Juanita Toliver, here… have-at-it

And Joy-Anne Reid 🤹🏼‍♀️🥇🤹🏼‍♂️🏆🔤🔠… anyone? 🔡… Miller? 🔡… e, f, g? Anyone?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Abascal

https ://okdiario .com /andalucia /abascal-manifestacion-vox-sevilla-alguien-daria-pan-vecino-antes-que-hijo– 7268314

And MARÍA TERE KUMAR, not to be outdone by The Zapatistas, who are currently playing HOMER across The ATLANTIC, the extreme right from SPAIN is going on a TROJAN tour across Europe looking for nazies like them:

Correction:
Dear, ReidOut Crew… Ted Cruz rides a Toyota to México, while Eye is actually on a motherfucking BLAZING SADDLE… and RACHEL MADDOW, can your graphics monkees spot the difference?

Once again, Öüï is going to have to WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW, during the Avi Velshi (International Spymaster Hour) to review ZAPANTERA ROSA and  Los Zapatistas de la Línea Once del Metro de la RATP, on account that El PAN (nuestro) de cada día tiene CONEXIÓN con la propuesta de CANONización de ABASCAL. En México his name was CARLOS and in SPAIN he works for VOX.

Diputado panista se alía con la extrema derecha española

Vox, tercera fuerza parlamentaria en el país ibérico, impulsa plataforma contra los gobiernos de inspiración comunista

Armando G. Tejeda
Corresponsal
Periódico La Jornada
Sábado 31 de octubre de 2020, p. 11

As far as Öüï is aware, Vice-President Kamala Harris has never been to Cataluña. Madame V.P. therefore, has not experienced “las patatas bravas” en La Moncloa. Anyhow, Juanita Toliver (i borrowed  a letter Ti, for administrative purposes)… EnTonces pues, Juanita, now Eye knows that with a name like yours and at your age you know the difference between them Washington Red apples (from Cuauhtémoc) y las limas exportadas a París.

 

Les chiens aboient, Charlie Hebdo, parce que les enfants de Sanchez me voient passer*

Dear, Charlie Hebdo, meet L’Union:

“The dogs are barking, Charlie Hebdo, because Sánchez’ children see me passing by ».

Orson Wells via Goethe,
Someone that i used to Know.

* The Children of Sánchez = Oscar Lewis

Tuesday, March 2nd 2021

They (the riverains) probably thought that the newspaper people were cops.

Hoy no hubo noticias. See you mañana.

 

And over at BFM’er TV, Fat Bastard is celebrating the day of the death…

… [O]r something like that, anyhow, Mateo Garcia, remember that guy that you told me about?

Context, dentils and, all that Good Stuff is coming up. Stick around Casper.

You know, Mateo, the one that was killed and dropped into the pretty little river that is getting “su manita de gato” luego de las lluvias? Ese, Cabrón, el mismo que tu amigo de barra* Pablo Gleason me ADVIRTIÓ afuera de su depa a un lado del Apartamento del señor editor latinoamericano de la Agence France Presse (2012) en el 13éme, al que iban a empujar (al vato que no callaba, no al esposo de la señora de Los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en la Iglesia de La Madeleine; mismo año, “postales milagrosas”) hacia las vías del metro de Paris, ese güey.

Mini•digression for Ashley Avalanche

Mais, oui: se hacía grandote — se hacía chiquito. EF22D11B-CCCC-4E71-8A95-CC41EAB80856 🗣🥑, After the break, it’s That Guy from the CFR:CCCC

Agua pasa por tu casa, Cate de algún Corazón, c’est quoi?

¿No? Doesn’t ring a bell? Well, worry KNOT because last night i received my very own membership application card for the « Morts dans la rue » club. A fellow from that Very Exclusively Open Club left the application (solicitud, en Español del bueno) at the desk for me, Armando Segovia, to find. Well, EYE found, and guess what Mateo, i post-it IT! — The number is 15, get in line.

Any güey, AP LaMire, fuck your Smirk! And Spit Kasie Out! SPIT HER OUT! Bad AP!

Attention all wire-stations, that guy with the dildo shaped patio doors, Isaac’s son, Walter! Eye believes that his name is, remember him? I know that on the previous edition (Una Comedia de Enredos) the staff paid a visit to his shrine. Any how, according to little Walter (Isaac’s son) there’s a new trend for Mardi Gras in Louisiana (bunch of LIBERAL Orleanists in proper French) houses, buildings, and other ill-reputed joints are being turned into floats. Claire McCaskil and Amy Klobuchar are already at the scene and it seems like they are going to be breaking yet another “shiny beads” contest.

https ://www .nola .com /entertainment_life /collection_ ea9ebdce-6fec-11eb-aa47-1785621414db .html#21