The month that was, February 2024… Black hisTory Sunday

Oh, Ewe poor things… I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) told y’all niggas that Öüï’s blacker than Ewe.

— Cheese to meat Ewe!

 

… any how, it’s weekend edition, find your own fucking context, all that I’m sayin’ is that Calvin is from the Cordozar in Mejicanos, near San Salvador, heck that nigga has a long-lost illegitimate twin (brother) working as a Security Guard at Monoprix in Châtelet.

🛎️ Intermedio with Cherry on top

Breaking Bad :

Breaking The Knews, full circle to Doctor Poisson and The Year of Mexico in Montreuil-sous-Freddy Cats, cholos reloaded is a mile-marker in a kilometer world 🏍️🛵🚙… Full 🛑

 

And, Madame Gatel… have you ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Check it out deer, I am going to connect you back to 2006³, —and President Sarkozy, and then I am going to send that email to La Bagagerie, but first, here’s Natalio Reyes Colás 🛎️…

³~. In less than 3 strings and/or tangas.

Magik Buzz… now, the first thing One has Two know, is that Öüï does knot, or select the Bus lines, nor The News of The They, Mme. Gatel, Eye now knows why I could not finish the draft regarding your visit to La Bagagerie on MLK Monday, last month… I had to wait for the one that started it all, Nicolas Sarkozy, off-Course.

 

Öüï begins in Washington, where Joe Scarborough gave Mika a cowbell, as her Valentine’s gift… La Vache, Mika, La Vache!!!

🔔… more cowbell

🛎️ Happy Saint Valentín Strings (attaché de presse) … fuck them Vivants, especially the ones in VF, such as Raphael Morán.

One last thing, cette correspondance est rédigée en deux dimensions, la première étant ce courriel et la seconde sur mon blog wordpress. The information on the e-mail is a direct interaction with Mains Libres while the strokes on my blog font partie du kaléidoscope du PROCESSUS même qui, je le crois sincèrement, a fait de moi (Armando Segovia) le tout premier réfugié MADE in FRANCE..

2 de febrero — Di Blasio is an ass

Say no to Pub… ic hair. Ferris Bueller WAZ HERE… Shake It Up Baby, Now!

 

Hear Ye, here Gee! JC Decaux is Dead! And here is where Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself!!!

And if you wonder what street media has to do with Mexican news, then don’t despair because la Pub is a local thing, so just change the flag and hang yer’ own.

Por ejemplo, and Eye swears that Öüï is knot, we re-cast 🪄… is not fucking around when it comes to add agencies and the shit that they peddle.

Why, Mme. la Representative Maud Gatel… (please don’t take this personally, you came to Mí, and Knot the other güey around) just ask Publicis 🦁… any how, Maud, it will all go back to Mr. Sarkozy.

Here Comes The Sun 🌞.

Évry thing is being re-named in Corporate France.

After the break, it’s Larry David and his Anti-Dentite Serenaders 🎨

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-au-bout-du-🖌️

🎑 Groundhog Day Presentation Cere°money.

And, Susana Poveda… I love L.A., but fuck The Los Angeles Times

White (privileged) bitch found not guilty of stabbing boyfriend (100 times) judge blames it on the motherfucking BONG.

Jammin’

Bryn Spejcher: buena VENTURA County.

No Woman, no cry… ⚾

Cualquier parecido con Florence Cassez, is only French influence. It’s an unpronounceable verdict.

https ://www .cbsnews .com /news /bryn-spejcher-fatally-stabbed-chad-omelia-over-100-times-avoids-prison-time-ventura-county-caifornia/

 

It’s Thursday, January 25th of 2024

Hoy no hubo noticias, just hit rewind and the Venn Diagrams will self-adjust. Compensate for 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and adjust for Downs.

The return of the fake news kid

I am an anti Christ, it’s Trou 🕳️, but Jœ Scarborough is an early morning alki. Straight up bourbon sippin’ before Ana Cabrera even puts makeup on.

From the New Hamster monitor read in Kayleigh McEnany’s penthouse voice.

https ://www .concordmonitor .com /news-deserts-proliferate-across-the-country-and-in-New-Hampshire-too

After the break, it’s fexting with Bacon. Wine and Roses letter gazing follows.

Political Ads Racket, it pays for Joe Scarborough’s brand new lease on the Maserati and the Steely Dan box set for his luxury yatch in Nantucket.

Gotcha!
Caught you looking RIGHT, Lemire!

Never mind firearms, it’s all about the border fentanyl flood fix.

And now, your moment of Sein, you anti dentite son of a bitch!

 

 

True Detective — Snoop in JO

Tall Ovens cabrones starring Diego the cat.

Yee pee JO — Yee pee Yeah!

Give, Mí, all of your molletes… pinches mallates 🃏

So, in the name of a right to recap, and remember… let the record show that a new circle has been stamped Öüï’s not just sure how this ring is going to fit on the index, which in Europe is the tu finger 🤞

Trou Detective : C’est si bon

Trou 🕳️ Clouseau 🕵️

Swatting not squatting — Never mind BASE-ketball here comes base-BOX

Intermission remains in effect.

Section 230, at 3 Rockefeller Plaza…

Smile, Juanito Guanavacoa stars as the shifty taxi driver in Tú-LA, Hidalgo, in Central Mexico.

 

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /sortirparis /2013/04/23 /how-to-be-a-Parisian snob-in-50-lessons

For context, Cousin Joe at the Morjo Show was ringing the Emerson Brothers bell. At Botzaris near la rue Hidalgo en Buttes Chaumont (home of the Pueblaennogada Pavillon) Juanito Guanavacoa was trying to polish his own knob by pulling an :

I (Juanito Guanabacoa) re-discovered Armando Lenin Salgado (El Halconazo 1971), and I (Francisco Belmont) am going to bring him to Paris, so that I (Juanito Belmont) too, may play the harmonica at the Beaubourg like Malik « the Sweed » Bendjelloul did.

Congratulations to the Swedish soccer team on their victory of the U.S. ⚽ team at the Oceania World Cup. Aussie, penalties down under in Australia are the Ene- Mí, I have said it once, and I repeat that again, ibid.

Eye is complementing the Plaint, not you Tim Miller, Ewe bean-eating motherfucker, what are you, part of Sam Stein’s tribe at Politico, or just another beaner on the M🦚TV?

 

30. Arguing that Rodriguez (Sixto) is superior to Robert Zimmerman (Dylan). A charge all the more pungent as the person concerned is a virtual unknown, whose first two albums released forty years ago went unnoticed… except in Australia and South Africa, where he became a “cult” without knowing it . The success of the documentary Sugar Man gives him his revenge… at 70 years old.

Note to editors:
Armando Lenin Salgado died in 2018, as usual, “[A]ll characters and events in this post—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. All celebrity quotes are impersonated… poorly³“.

¹~. De sapientia veterum, by Francis Bacon in Arthur Weststeijn’s, “The Power of « Plaint Stuff »: Fables and Frankness in Seventeenth-Century Dutch Republicanism”.

³~. South Park, the Francis Bacon episode, “the fable serves as a very appropriate expedient for instruction and persuassion, the higher goals of rhetoric beyond simple entertainment and delight.”¹

¹§~. I am paraphrasing here, but what’s his name, Arthur… delivers a double-header that would split ol’ Janus into a precautionary cousin of Twentyfirst-century WATTabbottisms on Second Base at the “Progressive Field” in former Indian 🪶 territory, now it’s nothing more than Guardians stomping grounds: Chicago 🧦 is DOWN! CHICAGO 🧦 IS DOWN! ibid 🧦… and below you’ll CY.

Previously on The Arrival : well slap Mí silly, They Live! 👓

 

Disclaimer: I am not French, never will be… that is to say, in the i’s and e’s of the following individuals:

° Georgina Moreno (y todo el puto ensamble de morena-francia)

° Alicia Leo’s (y ciertos mariachis huapangeros del FANdanGO de la escena europea).

° Jorge Harmodio (y los Amigos mexicanos de Pablo Gleason en Francia).

little ol’ I, i am KNOT 🪢 qualified to “Analyze This,” Fockersbut I sure [do] have the compétences.

For starters, getting back to the Six degrees of Francis Bacon, Arthur Weststeijn pulled an “opposing view points”⁸ on Sir Francis’-es take on the fable, I’m paraphrasing off–course, but just as Bacon (no relation to Kevin) defended the old fabulists like what’s his name, Aesop? Sir Francis also reserved the fear of pre-occupying himself with populists who turn fables into the Gospel of the church of The Sacred Bleeding Heart of Latter Theys Evangelical Scientology en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas.

So there’s that.

 

Back on the chain gang… Santa Cassez, ruega por ellos, ellas y …’s-es-es.

Ocho con cinco de la mañana en la CDMX… chubascos follow ⛈️

Sin Embargo it’s PRIME-THYME in Hilo, Hawaii, Issy-Jesús±Built~My🎲Hotrod… it’s a love affaire, mainly Florence (Cassez) y mi carro.

Reach out and touch, Faith, Faith is solid like Pierre 🪨 knot 🪢 like Blandine who eats feijolada sin puerco.

 

Any how, it’s been brought to our attention that the World del Mundo de Asvazadourian ⚜️ en Le Monde does not wish to witness the Twitter (X) duc-it-out with the Facebook android (punto-y-coma) instead, what the World really-really wants to see is Captain Ibrahim Traoré (Burkina Faso 🥊) fight Presidente Volodymyr Zelenskyy in another rendition of THE THRILLA IN THE JUNGLE OF MANILA 🤼.

Across The Atlantic, les giboulée de la Prima Vera decided to grâce La France con el mes de Augusto

🌧️ 🎶 pues como no si me sobra, — razón 🪗

Over at Hidalgo’s Place, Öüï just got wind (and it was a  stinky 🦨 deadly dart to the nostrils on a packed metro 🚇 wagon) that Ambassador Asvazadourian ⚜️ is the main “Ardillos” enabler. Across la Delegation Cuahutémoc, “los motonetos 🛵” are not amused.

Any questions?

 

Now, before Öüï continues, Eye would like to re-emphazise that Inter~mission warnings are in effect  in spite of what Denis Soula relays to his Artificial Intelligentsia at Issy-les-Moulineaux…

Nada de nostalgia… just the facts, mister.

 

Shake your groove thing, Nájar, shake your groove thang, y no, Nájar, el chile-en-nogaDa no lleva condón… pero eso es mera cuestión de huevos.

https ://foodandwineespanol .com /el-dilema-de-cada-ano-el-chile-en-nogada-va-capeado-o-no/

On the platter:

The Beat with huevos rancheros en Portugal.

Depleted uranium with granadas en nogada… con feijolada saudade de fado.

 

San Sebastián — Ambassade de La France au Le Mexique

Dear, most-Excmo. Ambassador, Jean-Pierre Asvazadourian:

Several elected LFI take legal action after Robert Ménard’s refusal to marry an Algerian under OQTF³

If his name is MAROUANE, then you know that The Gods Must Be Crazy, mi negro.

[p]ERHAPS, don Juan Pedro, and I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) am just spitballin’ a skinned cat and two perritos that I had for barbacoa in yesterday’s Math Session*, but it sure seems like your Institution’s are starting to notice that your administrators are starting to act like Mexican fonctionnaires, and with you being smacked in the middle of la CDMX you know that it is only matter of THYME before your public servants start to ask for “su mochadas para las sodas”… ask Prof. Johanne Poisson, she cannot let me lie because she is the one who chose this ACT – below ⬇️ back in 2014… Bruno from the 7éme bureau dépôt suggested the solidarity clause after I proposed searching for a Lawyer in California for violations against my human rights and professional retribution from a GOVERNMENT.


— BREAKING in Paris, France:

https ://france3 – regions .francetvinfo .fr /occitanie /herault /beziers /plusieurs-elus-lfi-saisissent-la-justice-apres-le-refus-de-robert-menard-de-marier-un-algerien-sous-oqtf

How CON-venient.

 

FLORENCE Cassez bestowed with the lighting of the Olympic Torch 🔦… the Event is to coincide with García Luna’s sentencing in Babylon II at a court in Manhattan.

I don’t like Baseball,
I Love It!


Context develops out of an unmarked grave 🪦 The Haunted Mansion is for Barbies, Oppie 🤯. A perfect Trinity by any other ART.

 

PRESENTE.

Trinity Pictures presents, a Flyin’ Horse Appart
and
Oppenheimer’s Hunted Barbie Mansion

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /faits-divers /police /violences-policieres /policier-ecroue-a-marseille-un-sociologue-du-cnrs-denonce-une-fronde-organisee-a-l-interieur-de-l-etat-alors-que-le-directeur-de-la-police-reclame-sa-liberation _5968973.html

SUBJECT: YOUR new “fourth power³ alongside the executive power, the legislative power and the judicial power.”

And in Austin, Texas… Sessecionist governor and wheelchair enthusiast just signed into law a bill that would count consider a televangelists credentials to count as military service, just like in Iran with the Coran and their so-called “morality police ».

 

³~. Traditionally, in real democracies, not REPÚBLICAS 🍌 BANANERAS with KANGAROO 🦘 COURTS, the fourth power was a trade (not a profession) called PERIODISMO, néanmoins, Manuel Valls (ancienne Primo Minstrel at Matignon) sent that power the Way of Tyrone and Erroll Flynn 🏹

Florence Cassez Strikes A-Gain 🖖 Mano Manu

Tommy Thom, Baby Small and middle-of-the-road tactial members del Club de La Mano Pachona; Pointer, Tall, and Ringo… meet our Muppets syndic Mano Manu and his wife Mais-non Mais-non.

🚀

https ://www .politico .eu /un-doigt-coupe-a-ete-envoye-au-domicile-de-macron-selon-le-procureur

And Starring As Thom Hanks, el présidente Macron.

 

Ladies in Gemini, with the annual mandatory vacations at France Public Radio and the on-going Hollywood Land strike, Öüï the staff have no other course of action than to look up into the dark sky and, watch the Zodíacos do their thing in the confines of, The motherfucking Twilight Zone.

☄️

But first, Eye wants to touch base with Marie-Louise’s coke, Eye has some weed, perhaps Öüï could roll a primo. It’s a pushpull kind of high, or 👇 if youse know what Eye means. Personally, They say that Frosted Flakes is where it’s At, Beck.

At the same time, but in another institute, other pendejadas were taking over the stage. I mean, how can I compete with those three little witches? They are fucking adorable you son of a bitch, —but not in a Donald Trump/Ivanka way, o.Kay?

³~. July 12, 2023, @AsvazadourianJP… say hello to Diego, nice Pussy you’ve got there J-P.

Must be the season of the Witch, pues, mister Embajador Azvazadourian.

Marie-Ange continues:
Dans le jardin des Halles, il y a une vieille dame effrontée et facétieuse, Marie-Louise, je la connais bien. Elle verse son rouge dans une bouteille de Coca, goguenarde : « les passants sont plus gentils », dit-elle. Je les croise souvent, elle et son « Coca ». Par un jour lumineux, je la sens inquiète. Après plusieurs hospitalisations suivies de mises à l’abri temporaires en maison de repos dans la région parisienne, les services sociaux lui proposent un hébergement, loin, du côté de Compiègne, le transfert est imminent. Entre inquiétude et soulagement, elle a sur elle les photos du lieu, une grande bâtisse dans un parc. C’est majestueux, il y a de l’espace, mais que deviendra sa vie sans son « Coca » et le secteur des Halles, qu’elle écume mollement pour répondre aux besoins du jour. Dernier échange, havre, liberté, perte d’autonomie, je ne sais, l’histoire s’arrête.

BREAKING KNEWS… wait for’Em#

Ladies in Gemini, as the good mechanic in the Role of a Life Time in the Asteroid City quadrant of our Milky Way Galaxy, “Évry thing is connected but nothing is working”, JUANITO GUANAVACOA is projecting his “estado fallido”, ahora hasta con MOTONETOS, and considering that it was with “motorcycles” that Juanito Belmont “alias” Guanavacoa started his career as a goon for old CHARROS in Mexico it’s not unusal that he gets a FRENCH RETIREMENT and a performers VISApaid for by that FRENCH “I.V.A.” and Euro-taxes.

MORALEJA, Excellentissime ambassadeur, and to quote McCartney’s lyrics, “no es lo mismo, no seas mamun-IA, que AI-mamón”:

The next time you see L.A. raincloudsDon’t complain it rains for you and Mí.