For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period! 

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

My niggas in Paris… re-loaded back to the future in 1984

En contexto with Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo (2012, or maybe it was 2014) at The Paris Hôtel de Ville where Miguel Vaylón (Misha) irrupt-ed during a meeting of City Council preceded by Mme. Anne Hidalgo. Misha’s interruption of official City business was to protest the (then) upcoming visit of the former telenovela husband of Patricia Rivera, míster Enrique Peña Nieto, who at the time was also the head of State in Mexico during the year that Florence Cassez made her glorious return to the City of Lights.

 

🎶 That’s the power of
love…

Back to the Future, 1965 at The US Festival in 1983; when Bono met Selma.

It’s bloody Sunday, y’all, and all Eye can say is that good trouble was invented by John Lewis In 1965, and just like every (fokin’) thing black it would not take long before the Irish re- fabricated The Bloods.

Now normally there would be no tangas, no hilos, and/or strings to account for Nadiesh-da’s invocation on this part of the programming, but for…

that time when The Reverend Al Sharpton became an honorary Mexican, sources close to Carmen Aristegui relay that the good Rev., already has his own “corrido”.

The producers at The Susana Poveda cinito Show speculate that Sharp’man’s Ballad is produced by the same studio that brought us Las Paus (as) de La Mañana.

And this is the part, ladies in Gemini, where the but plug is inserted on the paragraph, because as Öüï has explained before, Eye does not select the leaps to Six Degrees to Good Trouble and Metallica’s “can that rattles the most”…

And in the paraparparsed  phrase of Reverend Al:

El ejercito en los cuarteles (2011-2017)… and Señora Florence Cassez, usted ya lo sabe y Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de México (2012) no lo puede negar, yo (Armando Segovia) ya vi está película en el 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022,(2023), 2024 y, al parecer all the way to at least 2028, but I don’t want to spoil the ending, so pena de que la bendita préfecture de Cité me retire mi status de “El Primer Refugiado Made-in-France”, viva México, Miguel Vaylon. Vivan las estúpidas calaveritas de doña Aristegui, Aussie.

What good are all of those cazerolasos to call truth to power if after the call to action you go back to the established establishment at la rue de Longchamps?

In other words, because the aforementioned paraparparsed phrase is a paraphrase of the Rev. Al Greatest Hits, including the one where the good Rev., reminds a Marihuana peddler, and former Mexican head of State, Vicente Fox, that they too, “los negros”, would turn the weed into a business if the Plan Merida would not have put them in jail instead… so instead they became pushers instead, « and that’s, the rest of the story ».

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The month that was, February 2024… Black hisTory Sunday

Oh, Ewe poor things… I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) told y’all niggas that Öüï’s blacker than Ewe.

— Cheese to meat Ewe!

 

… any how, it’s weekend edition, find your own fucking context, all that I’m sayin’ is that Calvin is from the Cordozar in Mejicanos, near San Salvador, heck that nigga has a long-lost illegitimate twin (brother) working as a Security Guard at Monoprix in Châtelet.

🛎️ Intermedio with Cherry on top

Breaking Bad :

Breaking The Knews, full circle to Doctor Poisson and The Year of Mexico in Montreuil-sous-Freddy Cats, cholos reloaded is a mile-marker in a kilometer world 🏍️🛵🚙… Full 🛑

 

And, Madame Gatel… have you ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Check it out deer, I am going to connect you back to 2006³, —and President Sarkozy, and then I am going to send that email to La Bagagerie, but first, here’s Natalio Reyes Colás 🛎️…

³~. In less than 3 strings and/or tangas.

Magik Buzz… now, the first thing One has Two know, is that Öüï does knot, or select the Bus lines, nor The News of The They, Mme. Gatel, Eye now knows why I could not finish the draft regarding your visit to La Bagagerie on MLK Monday, last month… I had to wait for the one that started it all, Nicolas Sarkozy, off-Course.

 

Öüï begins in Washington, where Joe Scarborough gave Mika a cowbell, as her Valentine’s gift… La Vache, Mika, La Vache!!!

🔔… more cowbell

🛎️ Happy Saint Valentín Strings (attaché de presse) … fuck them Vivants, especially the ones in VF, such as Raphael Morán.

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One last thing, cette correspondance est rédigée en deux dimensions, la première étant ce courriel et la seconde sur mon blog wordpress. The information on the e-mail is a direct interaction with Mains Libres while the strokes on my blog font partie du kaléidoscope du PROCESSUS même qui, je le crois sincèrement, a fait de moi (Armando Segovia) le tout premier réfugié MADE in FRANCE..

2 de febrero — Di Blasio is an ass

Say no to Pub… ic hair. Ferris Bueller WAZ HERE… Shake It Up Baby, Now!

 

Hear Ye, here Gee! JC Decaux is Dead! And here is where Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself!!!

And if you wonder what street media has to do with Mexican news, then don’t despair because la Pub is a local thing, so just change the flag and hang yer’ own.

Por ejemplo, and Eye swears that Öüï is knot, we re-cast 🪄… is not fucking around when it comes to add agencies and the shit that they peddle.

Why, Mme. la Representative Maud Gatel… (please don’t take this personally, you came to Mí, and Knot the other güey around) just ask Publicis 🦁… any how, Maud, it will all go back to Mr. Sarkozy.

Here Comes The Sun 🌞.

Évry thing is being re-named in Corporate France.

After the break, it’s Larry David and his Anti-Dentite Serenaders 🎨

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-au-bout-du-🖌️

🎑 Groundhog Day Presentation Cere°money.

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And, Susana Poveda… I love L.A., but fuck The Los Angeles Times

White (privileged) bitch found not guilty of stabbing boyfriend (100 times) judge blames it on the motherfucking BONG.

Jammin’

Bryn Spejcher: buena VENTURA County.

No Woman, no cry… ⚾

Cualquier parecido con Florence Cassez, is only French influence. It’s an unpronounceable verdict.

https ://www .cbsnews .com /news /bryn-spejcher-fatally-stabbed-chad-omelia-over-100-times-avoids-prison-time-ventura-county-caifornia/

 

It’s Thursday, January 25th of 2024

Hoy no hubo noticias, just hit rewind and the Venn Diagrams will self-adjust. Compensate for 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and adjust for Downs.

The return of the fake news kid

I am an anti Christ, it’s Trou 🕳️, but Jœ Scarborough is an early morning alki. Straight up bourbon sippin’ before Ana Cabrera even puts makeup on.

From the New Hamster monitor read in Kayleigh McEnany’s penthouse voice.

https ://www .concordmonitor .com /news-deserts-proliferate-across-the-country-and-in-New-Hampshire-too–

After the break, it’s fexting with Bacon. Wine and Roses letter gazing follows.

Political Ads Racket, it pays for Joe Scarborough’s brand new lease on the Maserati and the Steely Dan box set for his luxury yatch in Nantucket.

Gotcha!
Caught you looking RIGHT, Lemire!

Never mind firearms, it’s all about the border fentanyl flood fix.

And now, your moment of Sein, you anti dentite son of a bitch!

 

 

True Detective — Snoop in JO

Tall Ovens cabrones starring Diego the cat.

Yee pee JO — Yee pee Yeah!

Give, Mí, all of your molletes… pinches mallates 🃏

So, in the name of a right to recap, and remember… let the record show that a new circle has been stamped Öüï’s not just sure how this ring is going to fit on the index, which in Europe is the tu finger 🤞

Trou Detective : C’est si bon

Trou 🕳️ Clouseau 🕵️

Swatting not squatting — Never mind BASE-ketball here comes base-BOX

Intermission remains in effect.

Section 230, at 3 Rockefeller Plaza…

Smile, Juanito Guanavacoa stars as the shifty taxi driver in Tú-LA, Hidalgo, in Central Mexico.

 

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /sortir–paris /2013/04/23 /how-to-be-a-Parisian snob-in-50-lessons

For context, Cousin Joe at the Morjo Show was ringing the Emerson Brothers bell. At Botzaris near la rue Hidalgo en Buttes Chaumont (home of the Puebla–en–nogada Pavillon) Juanito Guanavacoa was trying to polish his own knob by pulling an :

I (Juanito Guanabacoa) re-discovered Armando Lenin Salgado (El Halconazo 1971), and I (Francisco Belmont) am going to bring him to Paris, so that I (Juanito Belmont) too, may play the harmonica at the Beaubourg like Malik « the Sweed » Bendjelloul did.

Congratulations to the Swedish soccer team on their victory of the U.S. ⚽ team at the Oceania World Cup. Aussie, penalties down under in Australia are the Ene- Mí, I have said it once, and I repeat that again, ibid.

Eye is complementing the Plaint, not you Tim Miller, Ewe bean-eating motherfucker, what are you, part of Sam Stein’s tribe at Politico, or just another beaner on the M🦚TV?

 

30. Arguing that Rodriguez (Sixto) is superior to Robert Zimmerman (Dylan). A charge all the more pungent as the person concerned is a virtual unknown, whose first two albums released forty years ago went unnoticed… except in Australia and South Africa, where he became a “cult” without knowing it . The success of the documentary Sugar Man gives him his revenge… at 70 years old.

Note to editors:
Armando Lenin Salgado died in 2018, as usual, “[A]ll characters and events in this post—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. All celebrity quotes are impersonated… poorly³“.

¹~. De sapientia veterum, by Francis Bacon in Arthur Weststeijn’s, “The Power of « Plaint Stuff »: Fables and Frankness in Seventeenth-Century Dutch Republicanism”.

³~. South Park, the Francis Bacon episode, “the fable serves as a very appropriate expedient for instruction and persuassion, the higher goals of rhetoric beyond simple entertainment and delight.”¹

¹§~. I am paraphrasing here, but what’s his name, Arthur… delivers a double-header that would split ol’ Janus into a precautionary cousin of Twentyfirst-century WATTabbottisms on Second Base at the “Progressive Field” in former Indian 🪶 territory, now it’s nothing more than Guardians stomping grounds: Chicago 🧦 is DOWN! CHICAGO 🧦 IS DOWN! ibid 🧦… and below you’ll C–Y.

Previously on The Arrival : well slap Mí silly, They Live! 👓

 

Disclaimer: I am not French, never will be… that is to say, in the i’s and e’s of the following individuals:

° Georgina Moreno (y todo el puto ensamble de morena-francia)

° Alicia Leo’s (y ciertos mariachis huapangeros del FANdanGO de la escena europea).

° Jorge Harmodio (y los Amigos mexicanos de Pablo Gleason en Francia).

little ol’ I, i am KNOT 🪢 qualified to “Analyze This,” Fockers… but I sure [do] have the compétences.

For starters, getting back to the Six degrees of Francis Bacon, Arthur Weststeijn pulled an “opposing view points”⁸ on Sir Francis’-es take on the fable, I’m paraphrasing off–course, but just as Bacon (no relation to Kevin) defended the old fabulists like what’s his name, Aesop? Sir Francis also reserved the fear of pre-occupying himself with populists who turn fables into the Gospel of the church of The Sacred Bleeding Heart of Latter Theys Evangelical Scientology en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas.

So there’s that.

 

Back on the chain gang… Santa Cassez, ruega por ellos, ellas y …’s-es-es.

Ocho con cinco de la mañana en la CDMX… chubascos follow ⛈️

Sin Embargo it’s PRIME-THYME in Hilo, Hawaii, Issy-Jesús±Built~My🎲Hotrod… it’s a love affaire, mainly Florence (Cassez) y mi carro.

Reach out and touch, Faith, Faith is solid like Pierre 🪨 knot 🪢 like Blandine who eats feijolada sin puerco.

 

Any how, it’s been brought to our attention that the World del Mundo de Asvazadourian ⚜️ en Le Monde does not wish to witness the Twitter (X) duc-it-out with the Facebook android (punto-y-coma) instead, what the World really-really wants to see is Captain Ibrahim Traoré (Burkina Faso 🥊) fight Presidente Volodymyr Zelenskyy in another rendition of THE THRILLA IN THE JUNGLE OF MANILA 🤼.

Across The Atlantic, les giboulée de la Prima Vera decided to grâce La France con el mes de Au–gusto

🌧️ 🎶 pues como no si me sobra, — razón 🪗

Over at Hidalgo’s Place, Öüï just got wind (and it was a  stinky 🦨 deadly dart to the nostrils on a packed metro 🚇 wagon) that Ambassador Asvazadourian ⚜️ is the main “Ardillos” enabler. Across la Delegation Cuahutémoc, “los motonetos 🛵” are not amused.

Any questions?

 

Now, before Öüï continues, Eye would like to re-emphazise that Inter~mission warnings are in effect  in spite of what Denis Soula relays to his Artificial Intelligentsia at Issy-les-Moulineaux…

Nada de nostalgia… just the facts, mister.

 

Shake your groove thing, Nájar, shake your groove thang, y no, Nájar, el chile-en-nogaDa no lleva condón… pero eso es mera cuestión de huevos.

https ://foodandwineespanol .com /el-dilema-de-cada-ano-el-chile-en-nogada-va-capeado-o-no/

On the platter:

The Beat with huevos rancheros en Portugal.

Depleted uranium with granadas en nogada… con feijolada saudade de fado.