Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — Stephanie Ruhle

GOOOOOOOOOD Morniiiiiiiing, North Bergen!

I’ve been hanging out here for eleven long years like a church mouse wondering where the cat has gone
And looking at you now is driving me to distraction… Anesthasia Ruhles.

Please be advised that in Lutece the time is now, 11 am and in Hilo, Hawaii, Wednesday still remains ; in Texas, USA, Davy Crockett can lick my (dead) pineapples ⚰ (said one dead 🇺🇲 soldier).

No Knew War Powers and No Raw Doggin’ Anastasia… Ewe fóKin Bolshevik ; that´s $800 U.S. per dose, nigga… 1,2,3,4,5,6-7

Dying for Eric Trump’s family’s welfare, one gringo at-a-Time 🍍

 

In local news :

God bless Israel in the Wild Frontier of Palestine, Shalom bitches—Shalom. Any 🦉 hoot, from the producers of VIEJAS FEAS : yo no soy anti semita, it’s true that Eye is an anti-Christ but that is only on account that Jesús owes Mí, Cinco lucas en M.N.³, but Öüï actually love semitas, especially with atole in the winter time, what Armando Segovia is, is 100% against the State of Israel.

³~. Bullets, is what the Very French refer to as the “moolah” of and what the Cubans in Veracruz (México) call “moneda 🪙 nacional”.

https ://www .revistafundamentos com .mx/ cubans-storm-the-veracruz-congress

El Ruedo

 

Now, what’Eva—Ewe dew, don’t get me started with the VIEJAS 🧜‍♀️  LOCAS de fip-à-vacances.

Perpetual Relevance : money, power, poli-Ticks

Una bonita manita por el amor de Dios !!! You Paid for his Birthday party.

… and not to be outdone by Joe Scarborough’s “guy with a yacht” look, La Pundita skadaddles out of the 11th Hour and climbs onto Scarborough’s ‘4th Hour’ wearing yacht-wear.

This in not an Arch, it's a yacht ; like the Roman Empire's collapse, —it Rocks 🛘!

Pan y circo follows, but first : Más Si Osare un maldito judío :  the new major arsenal: Israel consolidates its position as a key arms supplier to Mexico

Stephanie Ruhle soul biscuit for your boat

 

On the Menu at Lake Évian in France : dog biscuits de la Cuétara and tap water from Versailles.

Öüï, oui… we can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, but you better not come between Mí and his biscocho de La Cuétara.

…

Jabón del perro agradecido y bizcochos de la Cuétara presentan.

 

@TheRealWhiteHouse — it’s president’s TACO chicken coop

Sponsored by POLLOS TRASGO and TYSON FOODS de Walmart™

Regardless, Avi Velshi, regarde-les poules, and then “cherchez la femme”. But before you let the great Pundita in Red hand-feed you that SOMA dose, remember that whether you are referencing “animal husbandry” or “modular feelings of entrapment” —the chickens will come home to roost ✊🏽

 

CoreCivic, also-known-as, “NYSE: CXW” . It’s a buisness model taken straight out of the poultry section of Walmart (or your local supermarket, really) and La Comarca Lagunera de Torreón-Gómez-Lerdo, territorio de indios.

Don’t Call It : Animal Farm, and Ali Velshi, it has nothing to do with the Lion King franchise, it does however provide an echo of a BMW concentration camp like the very ones of Europe in first half of the 20th Century brand.

A Brave New Rancho, güey.

IMhO… it is not about the petrol, it is about what THE EPSTEIN released files show

In my humble observation, the Venezuelan oil is nothing more than “vino tinto” for Ivanka’s husband to auction-off to the highest cronies. I mean did they¹ or did they not¹ release the bulk of the REDACTED pages in the Epstein Transparency Law?

Well, mister Schumer, did they¹?

¹~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Epstein_Files_Transparency_Act

Bunch of Farm Animals.

 

Allow Mí, misiter Schumer to answer that for all the JEWS in your district, the anwer is no. Now go draft a resolution to get all “indignant” about it, like French people do. Eye tells you what Chucky-boy, “public sentiment” is a populist pipedream because the AMERICAN PUBLIC is stupid, period, full stop!

One for “the gipper”.

 

Meanwhile in Nantucket, well in Nantucket mister Scarborough finally gave his fleet of yachts a break after spending the past two weeks sojourning between iles in the better part of the Caribbean while listening to Fagan rock and that runaway Doobie who switched the herb for champagne… i “Keep Forgettin’” his name, but it rhymes with Miguel.

We Love Steph

Filipinos have feelings too, with Pablo Torre

Gypsy fantasy on a Zombie Movie with Phoenix.

Let’s get physical… with Olivia New Town John and the home of The Braves. Play Ball ⚾

Bring back green jobs.

 

Pelotero a la bola.

Backtrack

It’s the bottom of Giselle… sorry if i mispelled your name, Dave 🥂

Never mind The Odds, here comes The Primos

Entonces, mi querida Flavia where was I?

Fun, fun, fun with Paul Vario (Cicero, for goodfellas) on The Weekend… let’s talk about it now, Brzezinski, not 3 months from Yesterday, when I am out of Air Supply… fucking bus driver you.

 

And over at The Stock Store in Wall Street, Stephanie Rhule stars as SANTO Traficante.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2025/04/02 /a beatles-vancouver-demo-session

The birth of mop… EMI records lies here.

💭 Ah! Yes. Don’t Stop Mí Now because Ewe are all Amateurs and Eye is having such a good time and EMI•Lie Brun-Mun-Boul-Era-Mier in France Musique is wearing Hendrix for the 2025/2026 Opening Day Season at la Maison de don Radio.

¿Y yo qué saco, Violeta?

Parras, puras parras en La Vid 🍇.

The Best is The West, get here and I will do what follows and Ewe rest.

… let’s go fuck-os. On to they$ edition it’s all with ONO•MATO•PÉE$

You don’t know Hay, wey.

Let’s see, to they is Thursday, but in Hilo, Hawaii, Pineapple on la Regina is just a big no-no. Especially near las Maternelles de Nice and Calais. Sad news for Catholic priests good news for pizza lovers Évry where.

Blackhawk helicopter commits suicide over Washington’s International Airstrip

Paris, France_ The negative emotional impacts on the nuts and bolts operators, following the confirmation of a televisión host to lead the U.S. Theater of Operations caused havoc over the bullet proof soul of the United States in, América.

You’re not in Kansas anymore, evermore… and Zeppelin goes here 💥.

Fibra de óptica courtesy of the Kennedy Center for The Performing Arts

Earlier today (in CET) Missouri went to sleep with their little ‘ol “i’s” in wonder because Swift’s boyfriend is going to d’Isigny-land. Later at the end of the 11th hour at 4 ave. Gabriel* The Chiefs will be in misery once they turn on Morning Express to SEA the news.

So it goes…

 

A lo maduro, (1x)… América de los americanos

The 11th Hour, “Here, hear… 57 channels and nothing on, except Trou 🕳️ History and 34 felony counts”… que pase el desgraciado, señorita Laura. ¡Qué pase, Donald John Trump! Our Perpy President, “—rocking in the free world”. ¡Qué pase, señorita Laura, qué pase!

Animal Farm… and the Perpetrator’s Presidency of 2025, it’s from here to eternity, except that in this one (version of Universal) the Nazis win.

With musical guest:
Los As-Nos del Nuevo Mundo and The Dehydrated California Fire Hydrants.

Any 🦉 hoot, Symone Sanders, “and justice for all” not on your children’s lifetime, KNOT any Moore, knot any Moore just don’t let him be a Michael, we don’t need another SICKO, Öüï has Luigi Mangione, —more to the Point.

We now return to the End of Monday, where 7 fires in KTLA have taken Granada as Santa Anna* and his winds 🌬️  take a break for The Weekend and Catalina 🏝️ just don’t care.

Double META Speak in 1984 after the Animal Farm burned The Roof… Thanks, Obama!!!

Over at Snope Island, it’s a Fact, ma’am: it was the government, knot JSTOR. It’s was the government’s decision to push Aaron to commit suicide, as a Solution. Not JSTOR.

 

Es cosa del otro jueves … Renegados Tijuana

Sh-boom, pues… por la “panamericana”.

📎… Fania All Stars follow on episode 5, Carlson Daly hosts.

Life could be a dream, con maracas 🪇 and all that Jazz.

Familia Cabada y Mi Tocayo ARMANDO productions en Ciudad Juárez presenta:

Mientras USTED Dormía a la mona

Why can’t we be friends?

— Hi, I’m SIRIUS and you’re KNOT. In Tijuana Baja California, there is a new term in town and sources close to our world affairs correspondent, mister Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, assure U.S. all in San Diego, just across MESA de OTAY that the word is not LOVE, far from it, the word is INSTITUTIONAL OBSEQUIOUSNESS, or as people who know, WHO morena-FRANCIA is, know that the word in Tijuana as far as LA FAMILIA CABADA and their little UHF 📺 signal goes is in fact: LAMBISCON de CLAUDIA Presidenta.

¡Arriba Los XOLOS!!!

Over at the 11th Hour with Pundita Bonita… Andrew Ross Sorkin just revealed that Stephanie Ruhle was diagnosed with Horse Tail Disease. Según mister SorKin, miss Ruhle caught the disease while shopping for Frida’s memorabilia and listening to Cold Play’s “Viva La Vida”.