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enterMISSION d’Entertainmemt — Poetic REAGANomics

Are you happy now Joe Scarborough? Well… are you, Ewe son-ovabitch, with a Mormon name like that you know you should be glad, considering that all of a sudden Capitalism is a bad thing in baseball.

Can’t express this enough : last night’s Blue Jay’s win in Toronto was Poetic Justice on Capitalism. Is it any wonder that their first baseman’s dad is named after Julia Ioffe’s revolutionary hero? Vladimir Guerrero (Jr.), Vladi Warrior. Bad-ass name, it definitely TRUMPS Donald John, which is such a weak-ass nomenclature for a U.S. president.

 

Leave it to a cock sucker like you (MORNING JOE) to complain about the purchasing choices (and power of the owners of Chávez Ravine) in L.A… apparently Manifest Destiny only applies when the “cosmopolitan elites” of the American League Eastern Division, spend their millions on the Evil (NY) Empire. You disgust me… “cross 5th Avenue with your eyes closed”.

Issy-Pablo-Torre hoy por ser vísperas del Día de Los Muertos and off-course Halloween the next spook is straight out of the M.Í.-5 files of ¡Alarma¡ in 1964 ; a magical year if you ask British Intelligence, I mean in no particular order with the Beatles landing 🛬 in The United States in America, Charles de Gaulle smooching MIGUEL LÓPEZ MATEOS en Mexico the way that that Mexican president (asset for the C.I.A.) wanted to smooch President Kennedy’s wife (look it up) and the trial of “Las Poquianchis” de Luis Estrada, el próximo toro le corresponde a la Procuraduría Federal del Consumidor, or ProFeCo if youse into the Strange compound acronyms Game.

🎶 Surrounded by losers
Misfits and boozers
Hanging by your fingernails
You made one mistake
You got burned at the stake
You’re finished, you’re foolish, you failed

Pleased to meet Ewe mister Lamb, “hope you guessed my name” 💋

Gran Señor Zopilote de La Piedra del Sol en Serpiente del calendario chino

Up next… Colibrí de Aztlán a galope en Caballo rojo de Sìchuān.

Gooooooo, Dodgers — ruining Baseball 4 games at a time.

But first, we switch IT!, over to Willie Geist who just got caught shaving the tariffs out of Canada, Cousin Joe for his part just lost a bet because I, Armando Segovia, told that son-of-a-BITCH that the only AD (in CaNaDa) that matters is ONTARIO in 1987.

Fair Use Of Ronald Reagan

Take me out to the Ball game, but don’t buy them Cracker-ass crackers, Jacques, they’be over-priced with a “beautiful tariff” to pay for that Trump Tax (no kings Series)

 

It’s the bottom of the first… Walk This Güey ⚾ ; in Paris, France, Charlotte Bibring is having a Cappuccino (or something like that) before the singing of the Nation Anthem in Ontario.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada… California follows.

Güi-Güi, Guilty as charged monsieur président de la programmation, and Eye is knot sorry that Öüï mispelled mister Oxmo Puccino’s nomenclature ; now pass the shugga’ Bibring… that hummingbird  🌸 is not going to 💉 feed itself.

It’s cheaper to keep’em — Gran Señor Zopilote

Lupe’s lupanar y las muertas d’Estrada…  Followed by a trip where Tu Mamá se va a Chihuahua a un baile con Bomberito Juárez, y a veinte por adelantado, —También.

Ahora sí — Que Viva México… y El Gran Señor Zopilote también.

Funeral services costs in Mexico: How much does cremation cost in Mexico according to Profeco*?

C’mon baby fuistes a Acapulco and you didn’t even light my fire… Jacket Knot Required because it’s just another They for Ewe and Mí at La Bagagerie.

 

… entonces Gustavo (🇦🇷) el siguiente toro le corresponde a Saúl (🇲🇽), but before Eye begins please be advised that if you are out of Schiltz, Ewe sir are shit out of luck ; having stated that congratulations on that $20 Billion (🇺🇸) bailout that your president Milei secured for La Casa Rosa en el Río de La Plata, en fin Gustavo, luego te explico lo que pasa cuando un—gato muere, por el momento, “Juárez, no debió de morir, ay de morir”…

Las Muertas — Mala Noche, episode 3.

_ y por eso lo plasmaron en uno de a $500 pesotes mexicanos.

Church of The Latter They Gun Runners³

And, Gov. Romney; as the Mexican that your Chihuahuan-ass is, I sure hope that neither “La Linea” nor “Los Aristas Asesinos”, or même, “El Verguillas” de Anapra y Lomas del Poleo get any ideas, but it sure falls on your Michigan-mitt son to raise the alarm on all of the EXTRA JUDICIAL KILLINGS that the C.I.A. is currently conducting on international waters on both sides of The Panama Canal, and here is why Governor Romney:

Yeah… I am not going to show you my project, but keep sponsoring El Cinito Mexicano de Cinéma Christine en París.

Porque Ciudad Juárez es el lugar correcto de mi Viejo jardín de la Jilotepec en mi nuevo Veracruz.

https ://mx .ambafrance .org /A-savoir-La-mano-en-la-mano-60-ans-apres-le-16-mars-1964-que-celebrons-nous

ARticle tú… protecting Our 🇺🇲 Bodily Fluids since 2025.

 

Entonces, Dan Mochilas, as I was narrating to you a few days ago, one of the reasons why perhaps, the French Consulate in Los Angeles, California, issued my transnational-ass a Talents et Compétences visa in December of 2010 (effective on January of 2011), was because of my six-year (2004 ~ 2011) back and forth between California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and Colorado in U.S. territory and ; Baja California, Sonora, Sinaloa, Chihuahua, Durango, and Coahuila, en Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos,  witnessing the decay of the “ancienne regime” of the alliance between the Mexican government (PRM/PRI) and the “AMAPOLA”  narco traficantes of the “bracero program era”, who walked “de la main-en-main” under an economic model called “sustitución de importaciones”, which favored national production rather than imports, tariffs (aranceles) then in Mexico where a snapshot of what the Trump tariffs are to corruption in Them United States in América right now.

Charlotte Reed at 🇬🇧 CNBC… You and Mí, baby

Let’s do it, let’s take Super A.I. down… and then maybe fcuk.

Jeffrey is such a fag name, it goes well with ROSEen… my name is PAINE and Eye approve Monticello.

 

Until that happens, Charlotte 💱Reed, consider this an inter-mission.

Now back to the Louvre, I will see you back in November. Mark my words… and Anne Finucane, can you please fcuk Mike Barnacle, he’s starting a “holding (negative) pattern” ever since the Seattle Mariners lost. Eye means, Mike is usually an insufferable cunt, —but come on. Fcuk’em already.

I am telling you, Anne, it’s the patterns not the details. That’s where the devil is at.

Any 🦉 hoot, if Adelita had indoor plumbing maybe she would not have died in abject poverty³

L’Adelita throughout time… strange coincidence is that in Paris, France, l’Adelita 🌮 , a Mexican restaurant, is right in front of the Mediapart paywall-room, but that is just a strange coincidence nothing else.

 

³~. In the U.S.A., no less… context on “the indoor plumbing” reference will develop shortly when Joe Scarborough is teleported back to 1st Grade in the  deep “KNEW” South.

Bunch of pussies.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /Adela_Velarde_Pérez

¡Que 🎬 Viva 🎥 Eisenstein!

 

Note to Julia Ioffe : this is nothing against your exceptional lineage but rather a comparative analysis triangulated with the current Mexican president’s immigrant story and Natalia Almada’s generational trajectory following her great-grand dad’s exile to the Road in Escondido in California.

You Make Mí Dizzy — in the land of Ob-LA-Di

Güï – Güi… Gillespie, in honor of your Presidential Run, NASA (those motherfuckers) got you a moon. Issy-Today-is your Birthday… and coincidentally The White House 🏗️ has never been more Blue.

Its orbit has likely synchronized pace with Earth for nearly 60 years, and if this path remains constant, it could remain nearby until 2083 before getting away into open space.

https ://economictimes .com /news /international /us /nasa-confirms-earth-has-a-second-moon

Hoy no hubo Órbita. To be precise, you ENTERTAINMENTnow motherfuckers, the LA Dodgers won the Playoffs not the World Series you fucking idiots (don’t JINX the current World Series Champions)

Sources close to Flore Benguigui relay that Marjolena Kalten-Portenbach is currently housed in the aforementioned moon and will remain locked-up in it until the Seattle 🔱 Mariners win a World ⚾ Series or the year 2083, whichever arrives first. Güï – Güi, it’s trou 🕳️ 🐇.

It’s 64 Theys Until Christmas 🎄.

A tu Salud ! Because I³ too, know a little about political vengeance² and retribution

Sources close to Florence Cassez relay that she had nothing to do with Ryan’s kidnapping.

After the break it’s a tale of “Two Brooks”

³~. Armando Segovia, perhaps the first political refugee Made-in-France and not in some “shit-hole country” of El Mundo de Le Monde. 

Some people read David Brooks as a glass half-full of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from the side of the street that falls on “the center-right”.

 

²~. Pablo Gleason’s testimony (given by him, according to Stephanie Menou’s supervisor named BRUNO) to the préfecture de police (2012—2014)…

Metric vS. Standard… ruining baseball ⚾ 4 synagogues at a time.

Raphaël Moran from Mediapart collaborated also, and in his own words when mister Moran asked me (Armando Segovia) how I got (legally) to France, mon Seigneur Moran responded like this to my answer:

… y a ti porqué te la dieron? esa visa es muy prestigiosa.

… indeed it was, Raphaël, indeed it was.

Others read David Brooks as a half-empty glass of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from “the center-left” side of the tracks.