ol’Ugly Broads° {on} Güey

Mizuno Stadium and LA rue ol’VERA présents:

Marco Polo was a Jetta drivin’ fool…
hilarity ensues when MiniCoopersville rides for Cigarros a Pékin con la intención de pecar.


Off-Course, Polo is the sport of fags,
an EQUAL to riding elephants
in order to play FOOTball.
It degrades the cuaco’s SPIRIT, and it gives real jockeys in Kentucky a bad name.

1000 Vin Scully Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90012, USA… head up on North BROADWAY, DODGER Stadium is just ahead of the POLICE ACADEMY at CHÁVEZ RAVINE.

Ya llegó Monroe…
Hijos de María Félix in La France de GRABIEL Figueroa 🎩

º.~ Viejas Feas does not translate to “old ugly women”The Chairman of The Board does not give a DAMN what your COMMUNICATION institutions say at the OCDE at Champs-Élysées.

… never mind Beverly Hills. PLAY BALL !!! ⚾ MaDDahFaka.


Sponsored by Allegretto for kids, and it starts at VENICE BEACH… “Mark my POLO®️… Eye will be back », period!

A Catcher’s View… Lincoln Heights 1984… Richard Ramírez is on the PROWL.

And, GO’ill de Niza, our FAVORITE GREEK CATCHER, Mr. MICHAEL ÅNGELO SCIOSCIA cannot be a part of this series, goDamned it!!! This is KNOT the PARIS PRÉFECTURE å CITÉ

Goooooo, Dodgers.

Best Catcher, Eva… fucker is a natural Squatter.

Oh, boy… What would Larry do?

7 a.m. Central Europe Time

TimeNow: Veinte después de las ocho de la magnana, en Central Siren Time. Uso justo de todos los “handlers”. Dear, Magic Johnson, you know those cum stained mattresses—es–es at hotels everywhere? Wait for it, wait…

… oh, hey Hallie Jackson. Yes, indeed, it’s about 20 past nine. Indeed, sponsor of the Major League Baseball championship series.

Coming up on misread quotes:
It’s “the fight for our better Ángeles”
with Jon Meacham.
So, do Stick around.

but first, here’s a word from the MLB sponsor:

Dear, Mr. Johnson, Earving Jr.,
[In the role of Laundry Worker]

You of all people understand the importance that a super athlete like yourself places on clean linens and fresh towels when traveling from city to city. Entonces, “Magic”, with popcorn and soda pop for the matinee, in this day and age, did Ewe and the rest of the LA Dodgers owners really think that your Signature “no look pass” would fly past a picket line in Celtic territory?

It’s bad enough that the Dodger Stadium parking lot has a rather disturbing past, what with all of the expropiation and land grabs at the Chávez Ravine.

Atentamente: The Staff.