Gran Señor Zopilote de La Piedra del Sol en Serpiente del calendario chino

Up next… Colibrí de Aztlán a galope en Caballo rojo de Sìchuān.

Gooooooo, Dodgers — ruining Baseball 4 games at a time.

But first, we switch IT!, over to Willie Geist who just got caught shaving the tariffs out of Canada, Cousin Joe for his part just lost a bet because I, Armando Segovia, told that son-of-a-BITCH that the only AD (in CaNaDa) that matters is ONTARIO in 1987.

Fair Use Of Ronald Reagan

Take me out to the Ball game, but don’t buy them Cracker-ass crackers, Jacques, they’be over-priced with a “beautiful tariff” to pay for that Trump Tax (no kings Series)

 

It’s the bottom of the first… Walk This Güey ⚾ ; in Paris, France, Charlotte Bibring is having a Cappuccino (or something like that) before the singing of the Nation Anthem in Ontario.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada… California follows.

Güi-Güi, Guilty as charged monsieur président de la programmation, and Eye is knot sorry that Öüï mispelled mister Oxmo Puccino’s nomenclature ; now pass the shugga’ Bibring… that hummingbird  🌸 is not going to 💉 feed itself.

Tic Tok, Alicia … tic toc

We’ll return to the U.S. Consulate on Tuesday, right now it’s Deadline to a new focus.

Musical guest, Eagles.
Opening track: Ewe can’t hide those cocaïne eyes.

It’s Freedom Coke and two lucky straws. And Alicia can’t believe her lucky charms.

 

… and, Reverend Al, let Mí tell you what Eye knows about Rêve Rend A.I.

Later on HoBO TV, it’s Rainbows and Bunnies with Symone Sanders in the Last Weekend before the end of our children’s children.

Her Majesty, the last of the Sporting events³

🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️³~. At la whY de Saint Denis, anyhow.

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon to they, in El Ey.

And Alicia Menendez, what’s with your pyjamas and Simone’s carpet fabric today, on Olympic Closing Day. The Gall, France, the Gall!!!

Fer’ Christ’s sake Alicia, KEVIN Bacon is going to be doing his Six Degrees of Break Dancing, Cycling, and off-course Shooting and Surfing.

The Running Femme, Issy, that there be Charlotte, one can make that bitch up by the color of her normal sexy shorts and Öüï must say that them short shorts 🎬 sure transformed her fish tail, — swell.

A closer look reveals that Kevin Bacon is ready to run down the ‘Back To The Future’ clock tower in Hill Valley, California.

IT!, gives you Wings.

Jump to mañana:

Tú Two, oh-Too, Ex-Ex- Tu Tú… Is that all D.A.T. Eye is Tú Ewe, Charlotte BigBring¹?

¹.~ PINOCCHIO at Le Pinault Collection ?

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination

Out in the West Texas Town of El Paso… Mika stars as “Little Felina”, daughter of “Big Zbig”, Öüï catch~es up with Sam D. and the horse that he stole from the horse rack outside of Brzezinski’s CANTINA³, in the badlands of New Mexico.

Live from Paris—Texas.

³.~ En la calle Stanton.

BREAKING EUROPEAN NEWS

And… Putin is in… Öüï repeats, Putin crossed the forest.

… [B]ut seriously, VOLKS, who the fuck puts a TILDE on the letter “ń »… kurwa munch! Munich!!!

https ://www .wordreference .com /esfr /tilde

Sources close to Stańczyk²♦ in Paris—Texas, relay that the Polish court Jester extended an invitation to the Comedian-in-Chief in case los BURLAderos and El CALLEJÓN at of Le Palais Mariinsky gets compromised.

²♦._ Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzeziński… but Évry body at The Sam(e)Donaldson Kiosk at the University of Texas at El Paso,

        • Gnew

    him

as

    “Zbig”.

U. N. NATIONAL SÉCURITÉ COUNCIL, Plaza de Toros Monumental México

¿Quién, Susan Page, quién? Who’s gonna pick-up their tab, at Le Café Florence… perdón, FLORE, knot “florence”.

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“And now… your MOMENT OF ZEN”, with EL PASO, TEXAS favorite Alumni, SAM DONALDSON.

FUCK JON STEWART, he’s a no-Show.

 

Steven T. Colbert could have been Secretary of State…