Tag Archives: Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach — Pálomazo

Back to El Chuco : Federal Aviation Propaganda Commision

¡Hola Vero³!!!

Donald La Drône, pas drôle

³~. https ://escobar .house .gov /news /documentsingle /press-release-congresista-escobar-statement-on-closure-of-el-paso-airspace

Cum•bia, hasta las seis de la mañana
pura colita de borrego at Rosa’s Cantina

In Paris, France, Marjolena Kalten-Portenpistolas is trafficking in Jazz and a bag of weed.

In any case, Randall “forbes” Lane, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Edison’s birth-of-a-Nation anniversary, to celebrate, Elon Musk is going to send a team of Thailandese soccer-playing elephants into orbit, but without a space suit just for fun, and to deflect from his Jeffrey Epstein affair with Lolita.

The Birth of A Randall in a Thomas Edison garage.

 

For context, Randall Lane (title on the Morning Mika Show) collaborator of the “50 clams over 50 years of age in Abu Dhabi”, set forth the example of Thomas Edison as an example to follow when destroying democracies for the benefit of their portfolios.

Issy, Bad Bunny, all of a sudden Évry body wants to ‘Spik-ah-the-Spanish”

Any 🦉 hoot, the 50-over-50 event is a symposium of vintage quiffs really, or how the SPANISH-speaking circuit at Le Beaubourg in Paris call it : las más cabronas. Ana Cabrona (la más Cabrera) coincidentally, does not qualify because she’s like 20 years of age, or something along that range.

Eye Say do Ewe spick-ah my language; Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in Australia.

https ://www .theguardian .com /technology /2018/jul/18 /elon-musk-apologises-for-calling-thai-cave-rescue-diver-a-pedo

Ladies in Gemini : la secante del seno tangente

Nevermind the cosine, it’s a cousin of the radius and Öüï’s not from Alabama.

Tu viens, Marjolaine ?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club – jazz a fip /le-subtile-duo-miral-embrasse-le-monde

Damas en caballeros, hoy no hubo jazz, fip has been taken over by a Syrian faction on the French touch and it’s sounding a lot like Kashmir with what appears finger-picking-strings attached.

And Zeppelin goes here.

 

🎶 Squeeze my lemons
’till the Tangent touches my balls

In local news, the rupture has begun, the soft parade is coming to an end, the post WWII so-called “American century” is begining to collapse, what comes next is a dystopian series on any given streaming service.

Masiosare rising : insert “niños héroes” here.

 

Masiosare, for the un-initiated, is the boogyman-element in the 🇲🇽 Mexican National Anthem, the motherfucker (Masiosare) usually manifests in human form as the 🇺🇲 U.S. or 🇫🇷 French Ambassador, but the son-of-a-bitch has also showed up with a stiff-upper-lipped 🇬🇧 Rosbif mug or, in Telegram form as a motherfucking 🇩🇪 Kraut.

On the menu, “Chorizo verde de Toluca”, Hércules favorite when traveling in El Estado de México.

All those years Ago… heck, i do seem to reckon that Rachel Maddow tried it and liked it when she went to Toluca to collect the nuclear gadgets that Obama didn’t want to fall into the wrong Cabrones en El Zacazonapan.

https ://milenio .digital .com /chorizo-de-toluca-que-obama-no-pudo-probar-tal-vez-lo-pruebe-trump

 

Gracias a Dios es Wednesday (Sabrina in the Spanish-speaking world)

Öüï now returns to the liberation of Marjolena Kalten-porten microphone and the farewell to Güï Güï l’Impératrice.

https ://www. radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /passage-de-relai

Objects in mirror are closer than Sicily.

But first, a little recent history… not long ago on the East-side of the Marie Bridge between the Cité d’Arts and l’îlle de Saint-Louis there stood a child-size sculpture of a full-grown devil. Old Nick was dressed in formal attire, frock and all minus the top hat (perhaps to put emphasis en los cuernos d’ese chamuco). The figure stood in one of the three niches, the middle one and Lucifer faced West, and if you’ve ever been experienced ∴ then you know that when a boat passes underneath The Pont Marie, and a couple kisses they are in fact engaging in an old Masonic ritual. It’s a passage ritual, really, before you get to the Occident as you sail (in this case) from the Orient you must kiss the devil’s ass before you see the Best, which of course is The West.

Secrets in Plain Sight

Negotiations for Marjo’s release fell when the malevolent Denis Soula, a two-bit kaporal looking to impress the minister of war ignored the orders to stand down as the ¿A Poco Sí? Gallactic ship approached the mini moon.

The no-turning back zone

 

Kaporal’s Soula skirmish almost ruined the terms of the prisoners exchange, which of course sent the distinguished gunner of the ¿A Poco Sí?, Sensei del Toro into an unusual rage but for good reason, Sensei del Toro spent the previous 24 hours trying to secure the Tower of London, but the Sheriff in Arizona would not open a channel of communication what-with the Government Shutting down in the entire U.S.A. it became imposible to secure a prison to hold Luc Frelong. Güï Güi l’impératrice insisted that the liberating party provided the jail in which Luc would be held until The Seattle Mariners made it to the World ⚾ Series or the year when the mini-moon was scheduled to leave Earth’s orbit (which ever happened first).

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City)

Corporal Marley volunteered to shot the sheriff, but The rasta-fucker would not shoot the deputy, and so Sensei del Toro improvised a daring move and headed over to Indio, California… Sensei del Toro had some friends there who hit the peyote like  crackheads hit Rock Cocaine in Compton.

It’s a human number… Iron Maiden, pero sí, more understanding than a cunt… right back at you l’impératrice 💋.

Naturally, Sensei del Toro had to slow time to an almost stand-still if he wanted to hit the mescaline, secure a prison for Luc and make it in time to meet the end of the bargain with the Evil Güï Güï…

Meanwhile, as that shit developed in Indio, California, the Brave Sirius had to deal with Kaporal Soula’s protagonismo in space.

Short-story long, Alcatraz was out of the question, Donald Trump was adamant on re-opening that joint to house niggers and wetbacks, and other assorted undesirables in The U.S.A., but lucky for Sensei del Toro there was an old California Pinto League parolee sipping on Gin-and-Mezcaline who suggested TRACEY, which coincidentally was free for auction following Governor Newsome re-districting scheme to respond to the Texas organized re-districting grab-ass.

Prison for sale… must take all of the pintos that are housed and serving time within. The price is a real steal : $1000 U.S. or a dozen oysters from Scots in London.

The brochure looked promising and so to Tracey it was that Sensei del Toro and his band of Ragamuffin Buffalo Soldiers went.

Güï Güï 📢 Resistance is FUTILE… give up the Marjo, you may keep the mayo, pass the ketch-up

Happening somewhere between the Southeast quadrant between the Pont Marie (the most romantic of all the bridges in Paris) and the full moon above, a battle to liberate Marjolena Kalten-porten Star Galactica is about to take place.

Bo knows Jacques
and
Paris knows Didley
about Iran

Lucifer Rising on the harp 🪉

 

39 theys after the evil l’Impératrice locked la flaca de Siren Central the insurgent starship “¿A Poco Sí?” reached the no-turning-back point and the crew waits for the response from the aforementioned Güï Güï, will the bad-motherfucker Flore (as she is affectionately referred to by her lackies) accept a prisoner exchange?

https ://www .bbc.com /news /articles / iran releases-two-french-nationals-from-detention

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The ¿A Poco Sí? commander offered Luc Frelong in exchange for the good Marjolaine Kalten-porten trapped in space.

Will the Brave SIRIUS unload on that host, or will this be a peaceful transition to Wednesday when TUESDAY’S GONE?

You Make Mí Dizzy — in the land of Ob-LA-Di

Güï – Güi… Gillespie, in honor of your Presidential Run, NASA (those motherfuckers) got you a moon. Issy-Today-is your Birthday… and coincidentally The White House 🏗️ has never been more Blue.

Its orbit has likely synchronized pace with Earth for nearly 60 years, and if this path remains constant, it could remain nearby until 2083 before getting away into open space.

https ://economictimes .com /news /international /us /nasa-confirms-earth-has-a-second-moon

Hoy no hubo Órbita. To be precise, you ENTERTAINMENTnow motherfuckers, the LA Dodgers won the Playoffs not the World Series you fucking idiots (don’t JINX the current World Series Champions)

Sources close to Flore Benguigui relay that Marjolena Kalten-Portenbach is currently housed in the aforementioned moon and will remain locked-up in it until the Seattle 🔱 Mariners win a World ⚾ Series or the year 2083, whichever arrives first. Güï – Güi, it’s trou 🕳️ 🐇.

It’s 64 Theys Until Christmas 🎄.

Jua°nita—Juan y Tah, Huan—Ita

Violencia, drogas y sexo

Jane by any other name if your mommy is Gringa*

🎶 Ella-es Mí mejor amiga
y me levanta la moral

¡Gloria’Dios en las alturas, Batman !!! ¡Alejandro Lora es puto!

El Tri demoras, no El Tri de Lora.

A ver Marjo, —sópleme… usted trae aliento a coq and Eye just needs to make sure that JUANITA SATIVA is not infected by the Kellogg’s Klan de Kansas City Miss Eri’s coodies.

“Y está mal que yo lo diga pero … » amarillo no me pongo, “triste canción” elle est LA.

Vas a tener más audiencia, Bas.

 

Code name: WAR Pen-is³… it used to be Cherokee

³~. But you may call me “daddy”, mes de Mayo.

Nice ‘n’ Easy (Alternate take)… Évry thyme.

🎶’s to and, other assorted huevos… You Are going to like the way that Mando is going to make you feel… I guarantee it.

Note to Willie Geist… 🫳🥤, have it your way then, but that’s going to be some interesting PASTA, with Mr. Kroc launching the first McDo in ILLINOIS. How is a Fastball for this pitch, bitch?

We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Platoon… Full Metal Jacket. On a Day like today, Drill GUNNERY Sgt. HARTMAN was shot dead by a MAGA recruit.

note to Clint Eastwood: the sad thing is that it is / WAS 🌬️ Dr. Martin Luther King who sent the message 🎹 not Mí…  if you have a Dream, I’ll tax your SLEEP.

Code Name War Penis

note to MSNBC Jœ:
Deer Lorde, Cousin Jœ, “Don’t look back!”
the “help” in Londontown is actually moving, not like that guy who never changes his colourful shirt in Washington.

April ❤️‍🔥 15

l’humour est~il Sexy?

Oregano en Français… I bought the t-shirt aussi. The Tax Man is a BLIMP³²!

note to Président Macron:
³²~. … and Zeppelin mister Président, goes here

🕰️📐🪪

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Deer Sir, irregardless of my legal status in Châtelet, one thing is for SURE, tonight when you decorate the Notre Dame de Paris craftsman REMEMBER that all of his masterful works were for The G.L.O.R.Y. of President Donald Trump.

Vive La France
motherfucker.

Musical guests:

Dianne Reeves and Junior Parker

Previously on, [Homeless goes here] will the Real Homer speak up or forever hold la Samaritaine en Missionnaire

Can the real 🥧 please get off the stage… the fake π is on.

Romeo and Julieta are together on The Trapèze 🎠

Sin Celery

The Real y Latina!!!

Surrounded by tontos, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach cried out onto to the good people of Prairie Shitville, “oh, ¿y ahora quién podrá ayudar Mí?” but the disc-jock said it Deutsch.

[ALL or Nothing At All ]

Up Shits Creek, the friend of a friend of, “a friend” of Gustavo Martínez at LCI TV 📺 is on a loop in Punxsutawney, U.S.A., and that madder fadder is forecasting 146 days of rain and snow for Venezuelans in France… or something taken straight out of a Cinco de Mayo chapter of the 1860’s.

Scene Tú, where Aqualong takes a shower after SOWING Doris oats, while skateboarding on a Corn 🌽 Flake ❄️.

Meanwhile back in Florence, it’s “40 Thousand” that walk through this portal Évry day, it’s the best CULT ever, 🎶 C’mon baby 🗽*.

You’re not in Argenteuil anymore, doctor… Next!

We Can Be Like They Are

 

—Howard Johnson³² : And in Paris, France, Louis Pasteur just obliterated Marie France’s areola

³²~. Mayor of Rockridge, U.S.A.

Right now, it’s The Magnificent Seven Minutes to understand la Image de France in Genevard where transgenic Rocky Mountain Oysters just obliterated ANTHRAX 🎸🥼🌽☣️⚠️🐂

Décimas 62 — No Lloro Yo Por LLorar

 

[Cutline for Susana Poveda: ¿ Pálomazo, palo mazo o, palomazo (sin acento)? Any 🦉 hoot, er… lleva acento una sesión musical where Tú or more musicians play music perform in one stage.

Across The Seine, Marjolena Kalten-Porten Bustier called in the big birds and the former chief of the French Air Force Juan-Pablo PALOMAZOS to obliterate VOCÊ ABUSOU and [she] took the SAMBA out of Celia Cruz’ salsa and Willie Colón’s trombone.

Anyhow, come  🫴🏼 right up I-5 ‘Padres’… ⚾ I wish that all The Brews could be Californian brews. Ewe Arrogant Basterds… Yankees go home and stay there.