The French are such fags… what’cha gonna play now

Gimme some shugga’ now… in how many minutes did the Louvre heist happened?

Answer: between 6 and 7 minutes 😆.

KEEP IGNORING ME… gonna cross the street now.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2025 /oct/19 /louvre-closed-after-robbery-french-culture-minister-says 

… and Cousin Joe, the sad thing is that tomorrow (your time) NBC is going to be featuring “bonified” reporters to serve the heist of the century at The Louvre.

Enter the Levallois 🧹 crowd.

Paris I love you, but you keep fucking up. If only your cops had the fucking imagination.

… now if you (France) would not keep out in the wilderness, you motherfuckers would have some effective out-of-the- hexagone box thinking 🤔, but I guess one must be out of Boston and have “fair” skin to give you cock-suckers a lead of what is going on in the streets.

It’s the simplicity stupid, but I guess one must be a graduate of SciencesPo.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, God bless Jackie 🇬🇷 Onasis. Ich Bin Ein KEBAB 🥙.

For the record, I could have stolen all of the Persian section if I wanted to ten years ago, but I just happen to love The Louvre… Issy-I-Have over 500 hours inside of that building which houses such priceless collection.

… and you still won’t take me seriously ; if only PABLO GLEASON was my friend.

Cambio de Tercio — La Suerte en La Balderas

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God bless the child whose got his own… 🐂

Take a look (Guru/Elam Keith)… niggers know knot how to bullfight. Take a look at yo’ ghetto. Watch’a gonna play next fip; lipstick 💄?

Baby you can drive my 🐂 car…

La faena… Carmen was a bitch.

 

Parfois puede que haya otra Alternativa…. por el momento Fip Siren todo, pero todo está valiendo verga… y por eso la corrida. En fin, Verónica you know that youse my go to quite³ ; y ni media ni corta, —extendida como pavo real.

El Maestro

 

³~. Pronounced “KITE” if you like güilas 🪁, or papalotes if youse español.

Sin sangre no hay arte… Andy Warhol was a fag… Issy-Juárez-is-here. Arriba, arriba.

 

No bull was harmed in the making of this most non-consequential blog ; nor any shit spread on Mediapart. Olé.

From the fuck-up’s who brought you The Lowdown

Dustbowl California productions presents

The Devil Makes Three 

No Okies Rally.

There’s nothing sadder than a white dude trying to do right”.

If you want to be ruled by a king, You Are Doing It Wrong, and to show his solidarity with the No Kings Protest, Prince Andrew 🇬🇧 renounced all titles and asked President Donald Trump to release the Epstein Files.

And now that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is just a plain-regular pedophile, with no links to YORK, Andrew is going to start his own “No Kings” political party and run for Parliament.

The Upside next to the 🌇 Sunset

It’s just another way to say huevos 🍳 Sunny Side Up, or estrellados 💥 once the ICE-STAPO shows up.

 

Music born out of slaves : la Canopée à Châtelet

Pacific S.A. 🧻 just exported Speaker Johnson’s government shutdown to Châtelet, across the streams, the MAGA Trump cult is exporting hate and disinformation to the French pixelated screens.

Slippery when wet, enter Pacific Société Anonyme, janitor services.

It’s no secret that Jazz (among other more nefarious imperial propaganda³) was The U.S. empire best export, transmitted over short-wave radio to countries who oppressed their masses under rulers like Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, and that stinky arm pits Romanian despot by the name of Nicolas (not Maduro).

And Reverend Al, youse not gonna’ guess the color of the skin of the janitors (mostly wimmin’) at le conservatoire… let’s just say that they are darker than Mel Brooks tribe.

In California, next to the actual Pacific… Governor Schwarzenegger is calling for calm and to understand the needs of “el negrero³” de Pacific S.A. janitorial services… so pena of being “terminated”.

Any 🦉 hoot, Rachel Maddow, it was a nice gesture from the good people (librarians) who posted a copy of the aforemention notice from the janitorial employees at both la médiathèque and it’s snake left-eye shape building on top of a fucking Starbucks, on every elevator, all bathrooms and of course the entrance, MGMT (those motherfuckers) however had all them notices from the unpaid janitors (all black) removed by 13h.

Sources close to Mediapart’s star reporter, Raphaël Moran, relay that the unpaid janitorial workers failed to inform the préfecture de police about their intentions to shame Pacific 🧹 S.A. for not fulfilling their end of the bargain in the employee-patron relation.

³~. A person who hires people and exploits the hired personnel and doesn’t pay them. NEGRERO, del argot que proviene del esclavismo.

For the record, la médiathèque sits on top of a motherfucking Kryspy Kream™ doughnut factory… talk about evil exports from SPRINGFIELD, U.S.A., “dough!”

Kiss… I bet you thought the previous post was about TAFKAP³

³~. The Artist Formally Known As Prince 💋 !

The best of the strings in that ensamble.

 

In local news,  Pacific S.A., a contractor at the Conservatoire and Médiathèque library under the Canopée in Châtelet, is playing second fiddle to the TRUMP shut-down in them United States in The Continent of América by not paying their employees since September.

Ewe, Mí, and The Rolling Stones make Three.

 

Sources close to Pablo Gleason in Santiago de Chile and Films d’Altérité in Paris, France, relay that Mediapart is sending their best reporter to Châtelet (to investigate) but first! Mister Raphaël Moran must make a stop at the préfecture de police in order to punch his HEXAGONE-approved* presse card for credit and, a book of Sodexo® restaurant tickets.

*~. People who know, know that the equivalent of The Pentagon in France is called “The Hexagon” metro stop Balard, line 8.

Andy “El Sucio” Young.

And over at The Rockefeller Center, Rachel Maddow skipped the promo-round for her latest docu-series and sent in “the help”… no pun-dit intended, Mr. Young.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /club-jazzafipclub-jazzafip /l-italie-dans-la-lorgnette

Arnie got his flu-shot

Thank you Ali Vitaly for getting on, —the bus.

Any 🦉 hoot, Dan… thank you for the coffee and as Eye was re-counting to you this morning… anything, and Eye means anything that The Paris Tourism Board can do, I (Armando Segovia) can do better, and as don Quijote would probably paraphrase : if it wasn’t for the memories, Eye would probably be chillin’ and living la vie en rose next to Le Beaubourg, just because.

Sin Celery,
Frank Zappa.

Arnie took his FLEW-Shot

Goooooo, Dodgers.

For context Bruce Willis, as Arnold Governator might had suggested, after the Planet Hollywood franchise went the way of say, Señor Frogs in Mazatlán (México) in the late 90’s, that Bruce was a fucking “lazy” clochard, (maybe) maybe… but Bruce was never a fucking “kindergarten cop” for the MAGA Right.

Ha-ha… Fernando would be proud, almost a shut-out.

George Parker is a journalist for The Atlantic, and he can trace his wrong turns in Baghdad to George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, and yes, George Parker is a fag 🚬 

You Say You Want To “finish” A Révolution?

Across The Atlantic, “America” needs Bruce Willis, not “patriotism”. So yeah, fuck Planet Hollywood and John Wayne. Yippee-Ki-Yea motherfucker, and Merry 🌲 Christmas to you.

 

… and starring as Dulcinea del Tugurio : La Gentric

Jorge Harmodio³ d’Ecatepec stars as BLANCO de Paz.

Por Mi Raza Hablará, —El Piporro

 

³~.👎🏼 : 🎯 de 🕊️… comisario de La Santísima INQUISICIÓN de Javier Sicilia y, “los llamados”, Amigos de México en Francia ; Paula de Maupas no me dejaría mentir.