Güï – Güi… Gillespie, in honor of your Presidential Run, NASA (those motherfuckers) got you a moon. Issy-Today-is your Birthday… and coincidentally The White House 🏗️ has never been more Blue.

Its orbit has likely synchronized pace with Earth for nearly 60 years, and if this path remains constant, it could remain nearby until 2083 before getting away into open space.

https ://economictimes .com /news /international /us /nasa-confirms-earth-has-a-second-moon

Hoy no hubo Órbita. To be precise, you ENTERTAINMENTnow motherfuckers, the LA Dodgers won the Playoffs not the World Series you fucking idiots (don’t JINX the current World Series Champions)

Sources close to Flore Benguigui relay that Marjolena Kalten-Portenbach is currently housed in the aforementioned moon and will remain locked-up in it until the Seattle 🔱 Mariners win a World ⚾ Series or the year 2083, whichever arrives first. Güï – Güi, it’s trou 🕳️ 🐇.

It’s 64 Theys Until Christmas 🎄.