Tag Archives: Los Amigos de La Juventud Venezolana

Where have you gone, John Mill Ackerman… Táchira turns his lonely eyes to l’UNAM

… a lo seguro, “cara de burro”.

If Rachel Maddow (🤓) is on right now then you know that this is not your regular Rueda de San Miguel. Joe Scarborough, on the other feeds, has yet to get out of bed because life’s good in Nantucket and Joe Scarborough gets to sleep through Panama all over again.

Nevermind the sulphur stench… it’s an almond joy 🍫 … toma chocolate, paga lo que debes.

A la rueda, rueda de San Miguel, San Miguel, todos cargan su caja de miel, a lo maduro, a lo maduro, que se volteé [Corina] cara de burro.

It’s a New World Order, the formerly overpaid and pampered staff at the United Nations is now a thing of another time, champagne socialists from the French political schools who knew best and opened mayonnaise jars with “savoir faire” at film festivals and galleries where bananas, yes fucking 🍌🍌🍌’s !!! Were literally taped to the wall in the same way that the fucking MEXICAN GOVERNMENT duct tapes³ their Southern Rail-Road lines, are irrelevant now, or they should be anyow on account that VENEZUELA is the New POLAND… Kurwa madre.

Now the first thing that Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog, wish to relay to Juan Antonio at La Juventud Venezolana (sección Paris 2011-2015) is that Eye is not a fucking lawyer, and specific to this códice Öüï’s talking the international kind with Nuremberg-like precedents and all, but what Donald Trump just started appears to be, as French people say: illégal.

 

³~.  Or “hundred-mile” if you’ve ever been in tactical mode, perhaps like Geoege Clooney in that Persian Gulf movie.

Fast Times at Chuco Town

Modelo (yo) Especial ingenia.

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination 🏌️

TKT, Hidalgo invita.

In local news, Colombian president and Saturday Morning’s Cartoons enthusiast, Tavo 🇨🇴 Petro, condemned the gringo-klan of 🇺🇸 America transgressions against the liberty menu of América 🌎 y sus cryspy papas 🍟 freedom.

Ewe Were Just a duck in the crowd, starring Sean Penn as Edward Libres-Scissors.

 

You ain’t nothing but a French canard.

At The Moo-Vies :

Oh for the love of La Mancha!

Leonardo DiCaprio goes on the lam, short-story long, DiCaprio takes the bathrobe but the motherfucker forgets to bring a towel.

…

The Crossroads : where La Panamericana meets Country Roads³

³~. Issy-John-Denver, “git’ yer YaYa’s Out on Route 66.

Miss Ewe

Miss Ewe

On to they’s menu Susana Poveda préparés Tú,  SOPAS³

1. Prim and Proper like “A Rolling Stone”

o🥁r

2. With “No Quater” and a whole lotta’ Led

This off-course is an intermission … get the Led Out

³~. 💥 Try not to read and/or en-Unciate the word sopas; in this section of La Mañana de hoy y por supuesto mañana en Hawaii, MANU CHAO will feel the sound of a SUCKER PUNCH on either eye. The blast emoji is the visual one sees when the FIST hits the EYE on that first school yard scuffle between kids.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eye has nothing to say, the reciprocal off-course is that little ol’DOTTED i has a lotta questions; so Eye is not sayin‘ Öüï just askin’.

¿Olla, cómo va? Mexican combos to the bongo, bass, piano and guitar

The Mango Beat from across The Seine scène.

But first the knews:

¿ Olla Cómo Va ?

In Choisy-le-Roi, a homeless African suspected of shipping 4 (each) clochards on the French rivière will be tried as a homeowner, according to sources close to Talia (sin acentos) Olvera at the Paris préfecture who has command+authority on this stage.

50 Ways to Kill a clochard… Simón que Sí 🙂‍↕️ Pablo; simón que sí.

This Train don’t carry pussy-ass Armstrong’s 🎺 Gabriel es el nombre que más odio de un cabrón de la Calle Olvera.

Last week with The Children of The Beast⁶⁶⁶

… for it is a human number, heck! It has its own chapter in the Bible. Meet me after a masturbation³ session and then Öüï will head straight to Spain, where Eye has never been.

It’s Cardinals appreciation week, in Instant-Bull on parade.

Today is the First Day of the Rest of your POSADAS
(in Mexico)
and the Simbang Gabi novena
(In The Philippines)…
IT’S A GUAYABERA MIRACLE!!!

In local news, it’s 1641 and one of the evil cardinals¹ in the Judas conspiracy of “30 Coins” from Spain gets his red hat and then decides to shoot at a fucking caravela just for fun.

¹~. Jules Mazarin, who Eye has it on good authority to relay that the Evil Cardinal started wearing “Blue Suede Shoes” after he heard Carl Perkins write The King’s iconic hit.

1431 – Hundred Years’ War: Henry VI of England is crowned King of France at Notre Dame in Paris.

1955 : le chanteur country Carl Perkins compose ce qui deviendra son plus grand succès, et un des plus grands d’Elvis Presley, la chanson Blue Suede Shoes.

Six degrees of a fucking TACO, with Bacon 🥓, Kevin… S V.P. RSVP.

El derecho a trabajar, y los enanitos porno. Issy, them drops are not rain but pure Rocky Mountain Oyster Jam.

El bombero torero desencadena la polémica en Murcia y Teruel

“They (the leaders, editor’s note) are looking for excuses not to have to confront me. I am invested in the Venezuelan people. There are no excuses,” added Maria Corina Machado, handily victorious in the opposition primaries.

In 20minutes . fr, Présidentielle au Venezuela : « Personne ne nous écartera »… La principale opposante conteste son inéligibilité

Nostalgia con, “Los Amigos Invisibles”
Arepa 2000 ♥

“I would have preferred to do it myself.”

https ://elpais .com /espana /2023-06-21 /murcia-y-teruel-encienden-la-polemica-al-programar-espectaculos-de-bombero-torero-prohibidos-por-ley

It checks out, the second scene of the HoBO in Spain production of “30 Coins” shows a veteranary doctor finishing the last stage of a pregnacy in the dairy cattle industry, half a dozen people (7 men and an old woman) surround the Holstein that is supposed to deliver a calf and not one motherfucker, sin contar a la vieja, moved a centimeter when the script called for a barn door to be blown-open by the harsh storm happening outside of that nativity scene. The diabolical precission of the times in that scene shows the motherfucking veteranarian pulling her forearms out of the calving bovine vestibule, stand up, walk towards and then close the goddamned door herself.

… and if Los Amigos de México y Venezuela (en Francia) are just learning that cows have a vestibule, it’s because they don’t even know the price for a liter of milk in their hometowns, ‘chacha does the courses” and her paisano~son sends the remittences para navidad.