Öüï must ensure that our Bodily Fluids are not outnumbered—by freedom-loving, civil war enthusiasts who! Eye might add, are metaphorically, intellectually and, physically obese and can’t even run a fucking mile without running out of breath. Let alone know WHO is ON first!!!

La Nueva República is dead… long live The New Republic.

Over at the Galapagos, the job of a fucking turtle is never done. And in Perú, in Perú the Chinese are about to take over Bolivia, wait for it, wait, wait,… right now Öüï switches over to Mexico City, where Danny Bananas is about send a banana split to Claudia via Gustavo Petro on a red eye from Baltra, literally in/on MIDDLE EARTH.