De coup, Mme. Macron… never mind the “salamander”, period!

I’m tellin’ ya Dom 🎻, we have to stop meeting at Franche Musique chez de toi… I’m working, deer. But if Lula puts that little bird from your region at the 15éme de París, on one of his Cruzeiros it’s the end of América. Not to mention, Wonder Wimen’. The Universo, young lady, is not as big as Jupiter makes it out to be. I been around, IT!, At least a dozen times… Issy, Dom 🎻, Eye Still Haven’t Found Dépêche Mode.

https ://www .radiofrance .frz /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanchea-dom-la-nena-2903658

Issy, Señora primera dama, I don’t think that the next character needs any introduction, heck just mention the code Mme Nyssen [Ministère de la culture / Actes Sud] and the pompous extravagance of La Kerschovas in rags [complete with Tatibags] appears smacked in the middle of the zebra crossroads between Lagrange and Monge at The Maub.

Working at the car* wash

Yes, HARTISTASÖüï-KNOW-dis, some they say even have the gall, The Gall, France! The gall of going full Sumo wrestler in full John Belushi regalia at LA Lucha Libre next to that fucker, The Cardinal Lemonade, next casi esquina con La Diagonal to La Sorbonne.


Anyhow, Señora Macronista⁸, as l’ancienne wife {no pun intended} of the former mono 🐵  in charge of the Ministry of Economics 🙈, Industry 🙊 and Digital Affairs 🙉 under el mapache catalán, Manuel Valls 🦝 during the Hollande 🦤 administration of México 🇲🇽 in France 🇫🇷, you really didn’t think that the spectacle of The Year of Mexico in France whole purpose involved the economic and cultural development between l’Élysée and Chapultepec³, now did you, Mme. Macron?

Courtesy of Les Publivores 🐶 🍝 🐺 y El Alternativo de La Nueva República (05/2011).

Advertisement for pub:


Grab Him By The Monedero 👛…

Pink monederos… from the CREATORS of  « The Spanish Inquisition »  and “The Life of BRYAN” comes the story of  MONY KA.


And, Roger Pérezno pun intended, but I bet you a real beer that tonight or tomorrow morning, the FAG patrol at “La Bagagerie” are going to be mentioning the code, “Mony Ka” because that is what they are and that is what they do. Them fello’s parrot what their *padrino tells them to utter when I am ear-shot distance from their un_happy life, una bola de putos, en toda la extensión de la palabra, y eso no tiene nada que ver con su sexualidad.

for the record, friends don’t let Foxes drink “piss water”, anyhow.
In another Phantasy Island, Alexi Maccamond is the new host of Montalbán’s old gig, Willie GEIST method-shrinks into a French midget.

Pilot Episode:

The Plane! Ms. Rourke, the plane!


Reinheitsgebot 🍻 PROST! Alain, prost! MaddaFakka 🍻.

This segment was paid-for by PABST BLUE RIBBON.


Meanwhile back at the ranch — Año de Hidalgo

Ladies in Gemini, we kindly request that you please turn all of your sound–emitting devices to vibrate. Also, Aussie, the following is an intermission for the good peoples at the history channel on the MoreJo Show.

Witt D.A.T. in mind, we the staff don’t select La Gloria, ni El Paraíso, o el CINE de actualidad

Category: cities on fire

Category: Hell freezes over and Heaven is on Fire .:. 85200AAE-F4BC-43EC-B304-184013853FE4 🗺 BOSSSSSSSSSS 📣 Öüï is going to be KNEADING another motherfucking SCOREBOARD!!!

Still to come, if you are current on your Jaime López catalogue then you will have no problem answering a DAILY DOUBLE in the category:

https ://metro .co .uk /2019/11/11 /hong-kong-protester-shot-point-blank-range-11076558/

Cigarros a Hong Kong

As this develops, SOURCES close to Televisa Monitos relay THAT LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, the president-elect of The United States of America, Joseph “Ele*” Biden, tried to established a working communication LINE with his soon-to-be executive partner in the North TruphTA Deal but, because Mr. Biden got caught taking SELFIES with “El Plan Mérida”, don Obrador le dijo que por favor, “ahorita no”.

* Ele in place of “Erre”, in consideration for our Boricuas de Nueva Yol', who are not able to roll with the Spanish Eres.


Carta Abierta para:

— Mª Teresa Kumar
— Voto Latino
and of course:
Las Comadres de Alicia Menendez
Las Primas Fresas de Paola Ramos

Muchachas, pero que puta falta de INICIATIVA, Ingenio, ¡y por si sobrara menos! SOLERCIA, como para no usar ese librito negro de Tere en dónde —ELLA— guarda el número del canciller Ebrard… o quieren que sea YO, el “único Mando” el que vaya y le pique la chingada cola pa’que le mueva el tapete a John Mill Ackerman y no hagan enojar a “la negrita”, ya que esa Kabrona si es INDIA y no anda con chingaderas como el puto de Pence, irónicamente de INDIANA, pero es más CHUECO que La FAYUCA.

Kamala Harris, de las Indias, la más Kabrona es…
it’s right D.A.R.E. in the NAME
KA = M.A.L.A.
She’s bad, Marcelo Ebrard
y Hoy Por Ser Día de tu Santo
Move over India Maria

Move over India Maria .:. FA85962B-DE56-47AF-9D32-0749DEA767A0 🇺🇸 Yo soy de Aquí, de Allá, and from EVRY —motherfucking— Where.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/11/12 /se-reunen-personas-en-palacio-nacional-para-festejar-a-amlo– 1221 .html

NOTE to the “It’s too godDamn Early — don’t you Be Long” producers:

Los Teefies de López

Los Teefies de López meets Los Hilos de Sasha… o como dice la Senadora Pelosi en la Cámara Baja: el patio está en llamas and the WaWa is too hot to handle.

Given your inability to properly follow in Craig Melvin‘s knowledge of improvisation and foreseeing the next BEAT, Öüï thought that showing the difference between YESTERDAY’s “teefieson The Hunt, and the “good doctor” within the margins of the above P-in-P, would give you motherfuckers AT TELEMUNDO a contrast of what a fully-developed COLMILLO  looks like, D.A.T. is You’ve Got—You Know—TUNE IN— and COME TOGETHER on “La Tía TaTi” para poder comenzar a dibujar al General Tata… and if you know what La Expropiación Petrolera y El Reparto de Tierras used to SIGNIFY, then the historians at THE MORJO SHOW will know the difference between TITUS JOE, and that other ROMAN that wrote the FIRST DRAFT of the DECAY OF ROMA… y Roma, as EvryBody in Paris knows = A.M.O.R.

Mexican–American Trilogy — Brisket, bananas, and rhum


Ladies in Gemini, please be ad•viced, D.A.T. congruent with our Long-Thyme Running Segment dedicated to “Los Hilos de Sasha”, we now join con•centric circles with Hilo, Hawaii, WHICH (motherfuckers) shares the same hour (on different TiME Zones) on the clock; rendering that old summation of fragments D.A.T. state the following: dear, Rachel Maddow…

Previously on Aguascalientes TV

Previously on Aguascalientes TV (Canal 26) .::. 🏇🏼🧶🧵🐎 Los hilos de Sasha y las tangas de Sharon… only —por AGS TV.

Even a Broken Clock Is  Right  Correct Twice a Day

Livres TimeLife[r] presents:

It's Two For One

It’s Two For One Cocktail Hour over at Chi–Chi’s Cantina®️ .:. F2B900D8-D03D-4753-ABA1-043D1D4B6E51 🇲🇽🇺🇸 Indeed, Mr. Haass, In•Deed: The World Waits For No One… pass the Corn Tortillas, Willie Geist—and don’t be stingy with that Red Salsa bowl. —_•!•_— For the record: The French edition of this Time–Life collection is from 1970, the original “américaine” not English edition* is from 1968… 🎶 Spanish in High School and Junior College, yada-yada-yada.

La Cuisine Latino–Américaine, with your host, Sgt. Elvis Aaron Presley… from ‘the ghetto,’ —of Corse.

But FOist, while Nicolle Wallace was sleeping… Keir Simmons, is was speaking in Rosbif to a Yankee crowd, in the words of Ray “Bones” Barboni, “didn’t you invent the language”, and as that happened, some bitch in North Korea just blew up the Soju Lounge. Oh, the humanity.

Previously on

Previously on… D.A.R.E is a bitch on that sand .:. C7F7B6E0-69B3-4808-89DB-D8A13306766C 🇰🇷🇺🇸🇰🇵 The bitch went back in time.


* 1970, at the time, Mexico still had “territories” and , because the staff of this most non-consequential blog exist, we can therefore relay to l’Académie Rabelais and the « Old Luarousse gastronomique » that at the time, The Mexican State did not send immigrants to its neighbor to the North, dicho de otra manera Mika Brzezinski, as long as the Mexican consulates in the United States of Americaand its territoriesdid not R.E.G.I.S.T.E.R. the undocumented Mexican population there was no Mexican diaspora because of lack of opportunities in the Happiest Impoverished Place on ‘Diosito’s’ Green Flat Earth.


Tacos al Carbón

“Tendremos que acostumbrarnos a administrar la abundancia”, JoLoPo en tiempos anteriores a las R.E.M.E.S.A.S. y los sueños líquidos del oro negro. México Siglo Veinte… narrado por los Franchutes, inspirados en los Yanks.

L’influence du lunch américaine se faisant sentir chaque année davantage, le déjeuner tel que nous venons de le décrire est réservé de plus en plus souvent aux réceptions officielles. La tradition de goûter copieux tend également à disparaître. Pour apaiser les fringales qui se manifestent dans le courant de la journée, les Mexicaines font appel aux marchands en plein vent qui vendent des tacos, des tamales, des sandwiches, des bonbons, des fruits épluchés et des jus de fruits. Certains éventaires sont équipés des rôtissoires où des poulets tourner sans arrêt sur les broches à côte de portions de porc ou tranches de lard. Les clients se présentent à toute heure du jour. Dans les bureaux, la plupart des employés gardent des provisions dans leurs tiroirs. Le Mexique est, certes, un pays relativement pauvre, mais pas au point dempêcher ses habitants de grignoter à longueur de journée.

“De las Lunas, las de octubre son...” .::.

“De las Lunas, las de octubre son…” .::. A5D37322-103B-4A49-9CFD-D50CAA1FDDF1 🌚🌘🌗🌕🌓🌒🌑 🌅 for one hundred dollars, and a Daily Double.

ISSY, Seth Meyers, please relay to Lorde Lorne and The Crew at Morning Joe, que “en octubre” hijos de DAVY CROCKETT, —tenia que ser.