Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — Manuel Valls

War is peace (1984)

In local news Manuel Valls lost his “Jale” de Ultramar and mister Nuñez was shifted from his Préfecture desk at Cité to the Interior of the newly-displaced bpi (biblioteca pública de información) en el corazón de Bercy (cour Saint-Émilion). To celebrate mister Nuñez’es promotion to the Ministerio del Interior, today was casual Monday for all the civil servants on the floor be-low.

Note to editors:

For the AP (Associated Press) and those in the MLA (Modern Language Association) crowd, please be adviced that for this particular post Öüï will be using the CHICAGO MANUAL OF STYLE (CMOS) so, the possesive ending in the letter “s” or “z”, for that matter; will get an apostrophe followed by the letter “es“, —ese.

Cesar’s Salad: Quand les actes viennent contredire les mots

It’s ridiculous, one ROCKET

You don’t know what the Porn you are doing. And Eye quotes…

Entonces César, it was nice meeting you last night… it’s too bad that i, Armando Segovia, or Armando X (in reference to Malcolm Little, not the social media handle that used to be a little blue bird 🐦) did not get to TRANSITION to Salma Hayek and “los hilos” de Natalia Almada who happens to be the Great-great-grand daughter of that Fucking HOT DOG that PAULINE’S big fucking freezer is trying to pass as “latin food”, that fucking “dogo’s³” name, by-the-way was El General Plutarco Elías Calles, inventor of the Mexico that died in 2018, when Mexico shifted from what one of THE DOGS at l’Académie Française refered to as “the perfect dictatorship” who institutionalized “the revolution” and « transformed » it, into a populist porn show on every dial on Évry—Mexican Radio Frequency.

Note to the good students at La Cop1ne au 1 Pl. Alice Guy (knot Menendez)…

Erasmus was a fag.

Context from Salma’s husband at DEE 🎸Beaubourg will answer for ALL EWE Pinaults, which is a calco for PIÑATA en Castellano.

Santa Ana Winds…

³~. While it is categorically true, and not surprising at all that « hotdog » on a Spanish Radio Station is a calc of the same English that the Rosbifs across the Chunnel call a “perro caliente”, which should never be confused with the legendary “perro agradecido”, from LA CALLE 🤠 Stanton in El Chuco, Texas.

Fuck The Hell Yeah! Le Hymne des Hymens on BFM TV

… or something like that. It’s the “doink-ness of The Filipino” in 2073, a century after Salvador Allende. Any 🦉 hoot, Marianne Williamson, on a Day like today, Marjolena Kalten-Porten Bizet grabbed a-hold of the french foreign legion and their best man, beau geste,  and the jazz-jock-esa invaded Spain. ¡Ay caramba! Is that Manuel Valls in the role of « Pepé Botellas » ?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-13-janvier

It’s a fipPOSSILE Dream, Siren, a new hymen.

 

In this section Claudia Sheinbaum rocks her 🤸🏻‍♀️ cola  Side 🙅🏻‍♀️ Pony… because she once drove a Ford Pinto crazy at a Berkley dorm. Trou story! Shoot, she then drove away on a different Ford Pinto and came (no less) to put a dent on the Presi, thus rearranging the Executive branch of l’América Mexicana.

Fuck The Hell Yeah… Pussy.

Jump to mañana.

Absolutely No Christmas Parallelisms (All owed)

Merci Jean Noël. Somehow, all of the characters are coming together, —at last! And here is why, My Sweetest Darling, because now Öüï can start to benchmark mister Macron’s words in Mayotte, as compared to Mozambique.

But first, does anybody besides Jean-Noël remembers La Internacional Socialista? Enrique Peña Nieto does and if you want to know why Eye hates Christmas Time, it’s because Évry time that Manuel is on he reminds me of Fiber on Christmas Eve 💩…

any güey, Miguel Bose (don Diablo), yo no busco.

Tres Palabras : TPG… the perfect gift 🎁

 

What says Ewe, Mozi’, are Ewe 10,000 times up Shit’s Creek as compared to the colony next door? It doesn’t matter, Eye does knot select the nEWEs Cyclops, Öüï just turns those motherfuckers into The Whiter Shade of Pale, or something like that.

It’s a Freeform Festevus Feast. I’m having potato chips, how’s your clam?

Un auditeur donne son avis sur Manuel Valls en direct (France Inter – 24/12/2024, Joyeux Noël !)
byu/Fulguroblastor infrance

France Antenne : no filtre, no decaf.

Previously on, “The Rain Maker”, fuck old people

I hope I die before The Who turns 80 years young.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /tout-en-elegance-avec-ben-sidran -77

Happening right now, the Rosbif Labour Party is having tea with Swiss cheese. One could only hope that the referee is from Stuttgart.

Previously on, “15 moments that Marked the park of La Villette in 2015”.

One… So I Married a Movie Star and my Prime Minister is a fo’KIN cockroach.

Manuel 🪳 Valls

And now Öüï returns to “Witness to History : 2008 – 2015 ».

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The birth of Trump. Narrated by Eric Zemmour.

Eric Zemmour:

— Nobody knew him, and in the written words of Maya da’Bee, “Hilary Clinton didn’t believe Donald when that motherfucker told her distinguished ass who Trump was.

It’s an eminence front — Évry body’s faking.

Across the Universe, Scott Onstott explains the octavos on the classic, but personally ‘La Final’ happened last night. 🇪🇸 wins, 🇩🇪 goes home.

And now, Witness To His-Story 2008—2015

From the producers of Charles E. Bohlen and The Leningrad Cowboys, in association with VIVOS SE LOS LLEVARON a París, y PENDEJOS los regresaron hasta Ayotzinapa.

But first, it’s our annual Captain Louis Renault Award.

“I can’t believe that there is fascism in the Fraternity house!”.

At the wheel.

Minuto 90 + 4 :

GERMANIA 1 — Hispania 1

https ://www .lemonde .fr /international /article /2024/07/04 /en-italie-giorgia-meloni-reagit-aux-propos-racistes-et-antisemites-des-jeunes-membres-de-son-parti

Ladies in Gemini, French gremlins from The Economist and EUROPE 1 prevented this most non-consequential blog from finishing the HISPANIA vS Germania match just before La Roja told the CNEWS matin: NO PASARÁN.

In other news, a lackluster performance between Cristiano Ronaldo and Antoine Griezmann secured a semi-final match between La France de Vichy and La España de Franco at the ballot 🇪🇺 box on Sunday

¡No Pasarán!

 

Ewe are KNOT going to believe what STAR spelt backwards turns out to be… a fucking SAPO

And in París, Juanito Guanabacoa is talking efemérides, he is already reading November’s historic events, but not without smearing the Ayotzinapa picture of Alicia Leos before she turned into a mariachi STAR.

Tíquete from the thickest thicket.

 

But that is not all, Juanito Guanavacoa is catching-up with September’s news of the They, but that is only because THE PARIS PRÉFECTURE has banned shitty harmonica jams while Israel is mourning. Instead, today’s Juanito Guanavacoa’s Show is formatted as a melodramatic telenovela of the AMLO’s fifth “informe de gobierno” de los Mexicanos del rancho de Botzaris, propiedad PRI°vada de una sociedad asociada desde 1901.

 

In Montreuil-sous-Bois… Freddy Cats has been commissioned to create live-action figurines of the IDF blowing Gaza babies into tiny “barbarian” pieces. The financing runs on Marianne’s deep-deep artist’s fiduciary funds for Fraternity Fronts.

It wasn’t me, it’s Marianne’s and her Institution’s fault, said the former Prime Minister, adding, give that ‘artist’ full RSA benefits (no questions asked) for being such a good madrina for the prefecture de police à Cité (75000) and Seine-Saint-Denis (93100).

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Sorry, about that, had I known that French Hippocrates would turn out to be a Canadian hypocrite, Eye would have gone to Spain and finally see what la pasión de La Corrida is all about. Instead, I can confirm the hypothesis of the current Mexican president and which, proposes that « corruption » has been Mexico’s biggest problem, and this is where Manuel Valls and the sycophants from the proméxico crowd, plus “Las Fuerzas Vivas“ de John Mill Ackerman (y vaïa-Valla) que sí son Bien Bibas, eh, —es más, a Juanito Guanabacoa y a Los Amigos de México en la Casa de Jorge Harmodio (Instituto de la –ñ– en GEORGE V) les consta, pero es contra los intereses del profesor Alain Rouquié en la MAL217 del IHEAL en La rue de Memo de Sarah-n’dear, because that BOAT ⛵ that is about to Land at The Parvis del Beaubourg (París 3).

Driver’s license… and other assorted trámites en la bendita Îlle—de—Pécresse… have Eye told Ewe lately, D.A.T. Eye has a Combat Tank Operator and Driver’s license on file? It’s trou 🕳️.

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Fuck yoU, Nancy Reagan… and your actor president Aussi³!

COTEJADO… Bootes Boötis Bisous Barber 💋.

 

³~. Sincerely, Rock Hudson at The American Hospital in Levallois, Île-de-Pécresse.

Say no to The Regan* legacy… I’m Sirius and happy New 🌑 Moon, fuckers.

 

*~. Sorry if Eye misspelt your fucking National Airport’s nomenclature.

Any how, this is The War On Peace Report… now with Mexican Fentanyl de la china poblana de BOTZARIS, FRANCIA. And what better color than the very color that represents a certain shade of Pink, and that shade of course is R 228, G 0, B 124, “hot pink” or simply, Mexican Pink. Issy, G.L.O.R.I.A. this segment is narrated by La Barbie.

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מלחמת בזק

please be advised that the maker of this most non-consequential blog do(es) (k)not select the Events of the day, nor the quick snapshots by those who for better or worse made history today. Por ejemplo, Field Marshall Carlin agrees, Benjamin Netanyahu’s Blitzkrieg into Poland… wait, (k)not Poland, but a place called Gaza is making Field Marshall Rommel cringe.

With that out of the way, just a mere few hours after Mexican President, Andrés Manuel López Obra d’Or, condecorated General Cienfuegos (Kike’s secretary of national defense), don AMLO celebrated Nancy Reagan’s war on “niggers” and “spics” in the United States of the 1980’s by committing the Mexican Army to intensify the fight against “CRACK COCAINE”, after one of his unmistakable soapbox deliveries at the crack of dawn, no pun intended.

72 virgins eh? I told you, “yo no busco, —encuentro.”

The Thyme Warp factor, pay no attention to magnetic North in these frame, it’s only the space 🌌 that bends when real time gets synched with planet Earth, i’m Sirius but don’t take my Word for, IT!, pediod!

So, if you are wondering why Rosa Mexicano instead of Rosa Mexicana, well that would be on account of the 60th Anniversary 🕯️ of La Vie En Rose, of course, and besides it’s tonight’s homework on The Telerama, and it’s a very Chomski thing to print.

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Beautiful Loser… 🏜️ 🦊, he was General George C. Scott’s “Pancho Villa” at the Octoberfest of 1944 in North Africa of all places, best Nazi ever, so much so that he’s become the exception to the Godwin Rules of combat. A mere 15 years later, (una quinceañera, pues) in 1959 a beloved actor who once played the role of Robin Hood, but with a Third Reich accent, died without ever facing a firing squad for spying for the Nazies and for trafficking weapons of war out of the Port of Veracruz and over to Vigo, Spain

Unlike other Robin Hoods… I can speak with a dejo republicano.

 

Looking back at Ronnie Wood, yes, that Ron, it takes a special “hoodlum” to pull a Donald John Trump on behalf of the Falange and use, Paris, no less, and probably with the aid of their future MINISTER of Culture, monsieur Malraux, to promote a cheesy Hollywood film.

The Ninja Scroll is not even a trou 🕳️ translation

Previously on Desperate Housewives… Roc°Paper°Scissoring°

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/04/18 /contribuidores-notas-y-la-postproduccion/

 

« Con su permiso, señor presidente (de La Madrid), “gracias por su ‘benevolence’… »
“los muertos que a gritos quereis matar, gozan de cabal salud”, Porfirio Muñoz Ledo parafraseando a “El Mentiroso” de Pierre Corneille.

 

Radio Televisión Pública Española… presenta:

La Pasión del Primo de Rivera mirando CARA  AL SOL

Ewe and Mí… The Ballad of Co-optations and Interpretations.

“Ya llegó Niki Lauda”

Parchís 🇪🇦 chis, chis.

https ://www .slate .fr /story /228109 /in-spain-the-far-right-is-using-the-drought-to-campaign

Ultras españoles logran que himno franquista se emita en cadena nacional… JOAN MANUEL SERRAT lo interpreta mejor que Miguel Rios, Miguel Bose y el mismísimo Manuel Valls*.

*~. Don Diablo

🌫️ nebulosa, tu chingada madre, Juanito Guanabacoa… SIX SIGMA en la máquila de procesos INTEGRADOS de conTrol de Thompson bicicletero de Amsterdam XXX.

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.. we know we now return to our first Heineken® sponsored translation of Schiltz’ bum wrap. And for that we touch base with Alicia Leo’s and El Mariachi ARRIERAS (del Francés, arrière) en el parvis de NESTLÉ en BOTZARIS.

 

“Caminante no hay camino… ∇ Do Not Try to Adjust Your Programming, you ALL had that opportunity during the François Hollande/Enrique Peña Nieto presidencies (respectably) but you were all too busy BEEFING-UP your *hartistic curricula vitae while wearing a CHE GUEVARA costume that made you ALL look like “el payasito de la tele” CEPILLÍN, en SciencesPo, campus PARIS ».

But, first, here’s a little background for today’s sponsors of the JUANITO GUANAVACO “informática advertorial” Show, mister Juan Valdéz and Laboratorios del bebé agradecido en el Nidal-de-Guigoz en BOUÉ,  Francia… la ciudad más bonita de l’Ainse en Normandie.

Miss Informations follows…  sponsored by Nestlé “Tiger’s Milk Formula”.

De piedra de ser la cama, de piedra las cartulinas… 🎶 la mujer que a mi me quiera — registrará su merca en perpetuidad® 

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Over at the Juanito Guanavacoa Show, it’s how to squeeze el presupuesto del consumidor. Reflexiones empresariales de los Amigos de México en Ámstérdäm, o algo así.  

 

Jardín 21 en la rue Ormesson-del-Ocho, with musical guest, La Tigresa de Los And-Es 🍤🥑 en El Orienté de los Bravos.

Sector BFMTV en TéléCaracol…

https ://www .indiatoday .in /world /story /colombian-rebel-commander-ivan-marquez-killed-in-venezuela

No bathroom breaks.

Of course knot, no cafecito, Tampico.

 

Across The Universe — The Pygmalion Effect*

And, Ari Melber… The Grand ol’Painter, died last night and he told me back in 1973 that you and Bernard-Henri Lévy are a pair of gilipollas.

 

For context on the Ari Melber Show, know that last night during the Purple Pundit Show (hey, Nicolle!) mister Melber misquoted MAL-Haga’s favorite son, and both of Manuel Valls and Miguel Bose’s fingerbanger… but this blog is not adequate enough to engage in that adaptation.

Amateur artist borrow, great artists steal it.

Ari Melber in the role of Manuel Valls asshole.

*~. Advanced profiling (OBEY)… in Paris, France, for the first time of my 12 years here, a helicopter was hovering over Châtelet and the Saint-Michel Fountain, it’s the Compton effect, that’s what it is. Details tomorrow on The Adeline François Show. Right now, President Sarkozy is second-fiddle in the Executive news carrousel. It’s called the “not to be outdone by (x), the French yada, yada, yada,” effect.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /politique /2023/06/13 /nicolas-sarkozy-entendu-en-audition-libre-et-perquisitionne-apres-la-retractation-de-ziad-takieddine

Meanwhile at El Toledo de Miami — Golden Slumbers.

 

Previously on Le Pen Club translation project… I was in the middle of adapting the translation of Schiltz’ “incompetence”, her words… knot mine, when all of a sudden my incontinence got in the way so I had to transgress my eschatological intolerance on el toledo³.

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Schiltz’ Incompétence continued:

En huit années, j’ai croisé plus de 150 usagers des services de l’association. Je reprends la liste. Peu échappent à ma mémoire. À l’évocation d’un nom, un visage, une personnalité surgissent. S’impose la diversité des caractères, des situations et des parcours. Quelques-uns sont sortis de la rue, d’autres se sont rapidement éclipsés, tandis que certains organisaient leur vie autour de la structure ou s’investissaient dans le fonctionnement de l’association. Sans oublier ceux qui en ont été exclus, incapables qu’ils étaient de respecter la charte de bonne conduite (alcooliques, drogués, violents, désocialisés abandonnés par le secteur psychiatrique que l’association est inapte à gérer). Et enfin, ma souvenance va à ceux, trop nombreux, qui sont morts prématurément.

L’ombre del Tour de France… Only on The Kerschovas Show, now in motherfucking STEREO.
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In eight years, I’ve crossed paths with over 150 users of the association’s services. I revisit the list again. Few escape my memory. The anamnesis¹ of a name brings back a face and a personality emerges. The diverse characters, situations and backgrounds overwhelms². Some made it out of the street, others quickly slipped away, while others organized their lives around the structure or invested themselves in the running of the of the association and, without forgetting those who were excluded, unable to respect the charter of good conduct (alcoholics, drug addicts, violent people, derelicts abandoned by the psychiatric sector, which the association is unfit to handle). And finally, I would like to remember the far too many who who died prematurely.

¹~. Platonism. Recollection of the Ideas, which the soul had known in a previous existence, especially by means of reasoning… ASK MARY J. BLIGE, she knows this one, “🎶 it’s a déjà-vu, don’t Ewe know that you remind me of…”.

²~. Overwhelms for IMPOSING.

³~. Slippeed away instead of ECLIPSED.

P. 176 ¶2

³~. Actually it is spelled “tolido” and it’s what the good people in El Segundo Barrio (2nd ward) of “El Chuco” (El Paso, TX) call the toilet.. over in Little Havana, the Comode is referred to as, “el cagadero”, but that’s only because of all of the Bacardi terrorists crowd who live there… moros y cristianos.