Previously on, “The Rain Maker”, fuck old people

I hope I die before The Who turns 80 years young.

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Happening right now, the Rosbif Labour Party is having tea with Swiss cheese. One could only hope that the referee is from Stuttgart.

Previously on, “15 moments that Marked the park of La Villette in 2015”.

One… So I Married a Movie Star and my Prime Minister is a fo’KIN cockroach.

Manuel 🪳 Valls

And now Öüï returns to “Witness to History : 2008 – 2015 ».

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The birth of Trump. Narrated by Eric Zemmour.

Eric Zemmour:

— Nobody knew him, and in the written words of Maya da’Bee, “Hilary Clinton didn’t believe Donald when that motherfucker told her distinguished ass who Trump was.

It’s an eminence front — Évry body’s faking.

Across the Universe, Scott Onstott explains the octavos on the classic, but personally ‘La Final’ happened last night. 🇪🇸 wins, 🇩🇪 goes home.

Breaking News : FIRE at Châtelet

A fire inside of an emergency exit next to the Pinault Centre at Châtelet began to blaze at around 22h.

All the news that fit!

Time now is 22h20 and the fire appears to be contained. White smoke has now replaced the heavy black smoke reminiscent of burning tires.

Magnum, if you’re listening… your shutterbugs are fags.

Fire was finally contained by the Châtelet firefighters, öüï now return to our Emergency exit to catch some Zzz’s before the freaks come out later in the night.

Nothing to see here. Jump from the barricades in ESSEN where the MANNSCHAFT just secured a spot for the Euro €up 2024 Quarter Finals, and SWITZERLAND finally stopped their “neutral” stance and neutered the Italians, in GERMANIA of all places.

Correction Factor… upon further inspection after the “heroic” Westfield Mall « rent-a-pompier » left, our intrepid outdoors reporter, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, walked down from The Bourse de Commerce to re-take the snapshot that the WANNA be fire watcher forced US to erase. Long Story short, the source of the fire location (next to the Allée BALTARD) probably originated from an overheated EXHAUST MOTOR from the swimming pool below.

Outdoors sources at the rue de Ravioli relay that the storefronts are plywood-ready for a possible  KRISTALLNACHT along Champs Elysées.

 

Happy Birthday US Army, sincerely, Marquis de Lafayette

Wo früher meine Leber war, ist heute eine Minibar

… it’s Munich’s birthday, just in time to start the festivities in Berlin, and I swear that Eye is Knot making this up.

… just don’t ask Henry The Horse, becuase he is a natural enemy of  Henry The  Löwenbräu.

It’s Beer Thirty at The Morning Mika’s Show… Prost! Now, by the time that the 4th hour of The Al Franken Show arrived, Chris Matthews had downed an entire keg of Milwaukee’s Best [Champagne] and Mara Gay was downing chasers and challenged Mika for to a Wet T-Shirt contest… Oh Deer! Cousin Joe is plastered on the Güey tú early, set.

Contra puntos… 1982, Margaret Thatcher celebrates the conditional surrender of La Argentina en Las Falkland Islands.

🍻… any minute now, Schiltz is going to be Schlitz out of luck and Joe Scarborough is going to go on a Frontier Gibberish Rant.

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𝄆 Aquí se queda la clara… y porque no apuntarlo 👉🏽 ciertas transparencias.

 

Now before we get to our favorite year, month and They, Adrienne Elrod just tipped the Budweiser Clydesdale ponies and that Crazy bitch kicked the Dalmatian off of the beer truck.

Any how it’s Flag Day in Hawaii, and here is Joe Scarborough talking American exeptionalism gibbrish and pondering with Willie Geist if Don King kicked the spit bucket already:

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As a matter of fact, it was the very French in 1777 who selected the name for The 1775 Continental’s Army tabloid “Thee Stars and Stripes”, following Adolph Hitler’s Night of the living ANSCHLUSS in March of 1938 and the Very Consequential Nazi Occupation of Paris, France, on a day like today, in 1938… Hitler’s incursion into Paris was an example of “Time-delayed Karma” for the beginning of the French colonization of Algeria in 1830 and for declaring Arabic a “foreign language” in that African colony.

Over at the Avi Velshi’s “book banned club”, it’s Filthy Animals of the Bible, by Dorothy P. Lathrop. The author of that book won a prestigious children’s book award and it convinced the Vatican in 1966 to abolish the “Index Librorum Prohibitorum which was instituted by Cardinal Ximénez (of Monty Phyton’s fame) way back in 1557, and here is where Öüï takes the time to Claire-if-Eye that Milwuakee is fine, Boston!!! Now that’s a shit town, and here is why:

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Because it happened in JUNE, in June, Willie Geist, June the 10th to be precise when Bridget MAGNUS was not expecting the Spanish Inquisition, because as Cardinal Ximénez says, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition”, or something like that, anyhow, on June the 10 Bridget (now BISHOP) was poked with the soft cushions, tied to the infamous “Comfy Chair”, and then she was hanged with a guitar string, and all of the Boston beaners celebrated with BECK’s cult in Saint-Denis 93000.

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