Tag Archives: El Toledo — The Comode

📢 Dear leader of Cheers, roller of Jeers: you are a low energy president of the U.S.A.

Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.

Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.

LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.

… from The People’s Encyclopedia:
After the death of Camilo Cienfuegos approximately one month later in an airplane which disappeared over the sea, Baldor and his family left Cuba and were exiled in Mexico for a short time, and then they migrated to New Orleans, Louisiana. Afterward, they moved on to New York (Brooklyn) and New Jersey, where Baldor continued teaching at Saint Peter’s College in Jersey City. He also taught daily classes in mathematics at the now defunct Stevens Academy, in Hoboken, New Jersey.

 

Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.

[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]

FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.

t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a  ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.

Bienvenida La Mancha, bienvenida mi amor

In North 🧭 West France, it’s open season on big-mean hunters. Sources close Saint-Malo assure that ducks, wild boars and stags are safe on account that the 2024/2025 hunting season will focus on reducing the migrant flow through that goddamned CANAL quixotesco that parallels El Mediterráneo en Italy.

I wanna go to Toledo 🚽³
I wanna go 💩
Y no puedo…

Freedom Rock follows, i don’t know how but By doG Allman, Layla… i will be born again as a Rambling Man on a Greyhound bus with “transbordo” to a Chihuahuense on “La Panamericana 🛣️… a-men 🎸

The West is the best… 🌄

Meanwhile at West Palm Beach… it’s fuck the West

🏌🏼‍♂️

and the Secret Service, Aussi.

For the record, Ana Cabrona… Che Guevara warned Tom Winter, nevermind the “lone wolf”, mis hijos, said Ernesto, will find a güey.

Across The Universe — The Pygmalion Effect*

And, Ari Melber… The Grand ol’Painter, died last night and he told me back in 1973 that you and Bernard-Henri Lévy are a pair of gilipollas.

 

For context on the Ari Melber Show, know that last night during the Purple Pundit Show (hey, Nicolle!) mister Melber misquoted MAL-Haga’s favorite son, and both of Manuel Valls and Miguel Bose’s fingerbanger… but this blog is not adequate enough to engage in that adaptation.

Amateur artist borrow, great artists steal it.

Ari Melber in the role of Manuel Valls asshole.

*~. Advanced profiling (OBEY)… in Paris, France, for the first time of my 12 years here, a helicopter was hovering over Châtelet and the Saint-Michel Fountain, it’s the Compton effect, that’s what it is. Details tomorrow on The Adeline François Show. Right now, President Sarkozy is second-fiddle in the Executive news carrousel. It’s called the “not to be outdone by (x), the French yada, yada, yada,” effect.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /politique /2023/06/13 /nicolas-sarkozy-entendu-en-audition-libre-et-perquisitionne-apres-la-retractation-de-ziad-takieddine

Meanwhile at El Toledo de Miami — Golden Slumbers.

 

Previously on Le Pen Club translation project… I was in the middle of adapting the translation of Schiltz’ “incompetence”, her words… knot mine, when all of a sudden my incontinence got in the way so I had to transgress my eschatological intolerance on el toledo³.

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Schiltz’ Incompétence continued:

En huit années, j’ai croisé plus de 150 usagers des services de l’association. Je reprends la liste. Peu échappent à ma mémoire. À l’évocation d’un nom, un visage, une personnalité surgissent. S’impose la diversité des caractères, des situations et des parcours. Quelques-uns sont sortis de la rue, d’autres se sont rapidement éclipsés, tandis que certains organisaient leur vie autour de la structure ou s’investissaient dans le fonctionnement de l’association. Sans oublier ceux qui en ont été exclus, incapables qu’ils étaient de respecter la charte de bonne conduite (alcooliques, drogués, violents, désocialisés abandonnés par le secteur psychiatrique que l’association est inapte à gérer). Et enfin, ma souvenance va à ceux, trop nombreux, qui sont morts prématurément.

L’ombre del Tour de France… Only on The Kerschovas Show, now in motherfucking STEREO.
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In eight years, I’ve crossed paths with over 150 users of the association’s services. I revisit the list again. Few escape my memory. The anamnesis¹ of a name brings back a face and a personality emerges. The diverse characters, situations and backgrounds overwhelms². Some made it out of the street, others quickly slipped away, while others organized their lives around the structure or invested themselves in the running of the of the association and, without forgetting those who were excluded, unable to respect the charter of good conduct (alcoholics, drug addicts, violent people, derelicts abandoned by the psychiatric sector, which the association is unfit to handle). And finally, I would like to remember the far too many who who died prematurely.

¹~. Platonism. Recollection of the Ideas, which the soul had known in a previous existence, especially by means of reasoning… ASK MARY J. BLIGE, she knows this one, “🎶 it’s a déjà-vu, don’t Ewe know that you remind me of…”.

²~. Overwhelms for IMPOSING.

³~. Slippeed away instead of ECLIPSED.

P. 176 ¶2

³~. Actually it is spelled “tolido” and it’s what the good people in El Segundo Barrio (2nd ward) of “El Chuco” (El Paso, TX) call the toilet.. over in Little Havana, the Comode is referred to as, “el cagadero”, but that’s only because of all of the Bacardi terrorists crowd who live there… moros y cristianos.