In local news Manuel Valls lost his “Jale” de Ultramar and mister Nuñez was shifted from his Préfecture desk at Cité to the Interior of the newly-displaced bpi (biblioteca pública de información) en el corazón de Bercy (cour Saint-Émilion). To celebrate mister Nuñez’es promotion to the Ministerio del Interior, today was casual Monday for all the civil servants on the floor be-low.

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