Tag Archives: Claudia Sheinbaum — Presidenta

Niki Minaj bombs Africa or, Donald John Trump flirts with 8 year old girl

Abstract:

💅🏼… Woo hoo, woo hoo—hoo

The world finds out that Donald John Trump is a child molesting monster and to distract the attention of Disney+ subscribers from reading The Guardian or noticing that there is a country named Nigeria, the president of The United States of America bombs Africa, in Jesus name.

It doesn’t matter, look here don’t look over there. It goes to show that the world is a fucking hipocrite, or quite possibly a fucking vampire. Seriously, what would happen if the world would take Trump on his word and flip the “tariff racket” on the United States of America by boycotting every single aspect of “America’s” soft power?

It’s Nail Polish and News or, how I learned to love The Weekend without Alemany

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /economie /transports /le-mexique-achete-47-trains-alstom-a-la-france-pour-920-millions-d-euros

🎶 If my feet could fit a railroad track, I guess I would have been a TGV.

Any hoot, Ferrocarriles de México just dropped a bunch of Mexican pesos to buy diesel-powered trains for López Obrador’s pet project. Nothing bad here, just the diesel and the jungle that was cleared for Mussolini’s trademark move, —the fucking trains and time.

Railcars (76% of the lot) will be manufactured at Alstom‘s plant in Ciudad Sahagún, Hidalgo, México, for various railway corridors

To reciprocate the economic stimulus to Saint-Denis, Saint-Ouen and, Saint Chappelle, the French are sending Bob Sinclair to Acapulco, where mister Sinc-liar will bring the bread to Claudia’s circus.

32:10… Jon Batiste réinvente avec génie l’americana at Boutrebie³

³.~ CASVP¹ o como dicen los árabes Salami Lack Al Ickum : stay human motherfuckers.

¹~. Centre d’Action Sociale de la Ville de Paris (AURORA).

The Gall, Jeanne CherHalAl 🚬 The Gall!

🎹… go ahead cut my head-off… during la Nuit Blanche on a CARAVAN 🎶

We are all amigos, bitch… have a grec 🌯, I’ll buy  you A fucking Arab burrito.

Off-course on the menu… 🥣 Leave The Soup, take the resto-card.

“you might as well  not show your face here tomorrow”…

The Kitchen Guard after i (Armando Segovia) demanded a spoon for my bowl of soup.

Apparently, the kitchen security guard holds the guillotine at Saint Michel-de-Boutrebie, casi esquina con Le Cluny.

Like i’d said Madame Hidalgo, “stay human” or turn your security guards into Donald Trump’s I.C.E. dogs with no soul 🥣 for my bowl.

Give a prick a number as a name tag and he’ll think that he is the AMOBINABLE KITCHEN GUARD.

Internaize this Charlotte Bibring :

Don’t take it personal… but a “french taco” ain’t nothing but a Mexican burrito, and an Arab tortilla is that thing that the Libanese’s use to wrap a Shawarma. Olé 💃🏼.

En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta).

Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound³

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing… It goes real well with Beethoven for starters… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Jon Batiste does not read it, but in the next segment Sensei del Toro will show you the minute when Charlotte Bibring showed the paragraph below the annotated footnote below this cutline to mister Batiste 🎹, leave Élise’s fur alone, —ese.

 

³~. It’s MADNESS… One Step Beyond, any 🦉 hoot, last time Jon Batiste was in Paris he tried to pull a marching band ensamble down la rue de La Verrerie as he took the party out from le Luc des Lombards, I was there ; sadly, the Thomas “El Corbillón’s” thugs from The Sunset Piano Bar and The Magick Circus got in the way. This time he took Elise to Issy-les-Moulineaux on the Balard side of the spectrum where (for sure) that fucking Châtelet thug is not going to get him out if his Golden Slumbers at that DEN, —pues.

One : They say… that Narcotrafiquants are the new commodity on The Potomac.

… and Zeppelin, goes here, now Walk This Güey.

 

Tú : They say, that Shein got gropped by French Law on La Seine.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /Stanley_Kubrick /can_someone_please_explain_to_me_the_eyes_wide_shut_closing_scene/

— Is She in? [Valentín]

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /enfin-reunis

— Don’t be a schmuck, of course she is in, she’s Bach! [Molina]

Eyes Wide Shut : the shutdown posture. And Cousin Joe, it’s not hyperbole—it’s an ARC. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in France, is that as long as it is not in plain view, then it’s not happening, even if the real flesh dolls are getting groomed in places where THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S pizza slices are kept in the dark.

 

Tree :They say… that if you add a German tree as the suffix to Claudia’s last name, Michoacán gets the spotlight on the front pages of El Mundo de Le Monde, and if you are thinking that a river goes here the answer is no, Know That in Mexico City there is no God and no river at all.

Meanwhile in Phuket, Thailand… no pasa nada, Reina.

After the break and before tomorrow never knows, it’s LA BANDA DEL SOMBRERO OPORTUNISTA y Carro lleno de PRIANISTAS en Palacio Nacional ; El Comité morena–francia y Los Amigos de Moreira en la Embajada de Francia en México pichán.

Fo : …

1 de septiembre… no Claudia no cry*

*~. Bob Marley was a she in Baum fag, and Morning Joe is on tape NOW. It’s Labor Day and Joe Scarborough is anchoring his yacht somewhere in The South of France next to his Polish buddy Piotr 🎩 Szczerek, the two will snatch baseball caps from unsuspecting French children in the heart of Marseille.

Kill the rich.

Why Marsella? Dr. Frankenstein asked, and the monster replied, because Ewe bastard, just because.

It’s informe day in Mexico and that can only mean one thing, masiosare acecha y “acuerdate d’Acapulco”, this is no time for siesta, —sister.

Fuck The Hell Yeah! Le Hymne des Hymens on BFM TV

… or something like that. It’s the “doink-ness of The Filipino” in 2073, a century after Salvador Allende. Any 🦉 hoot, Marianne Williamson, on a Day like today, Marjolena Kalten-Porten Bizet grabbed a-hold of the french foreign legion and their best man, beau geste,  and the jazz-jock-esa invaded Spain. ¡Ay caramba! Is that Manuel Valls in the role of « Pepé Botellas » ?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-13-janvier

It’s a fipPOSSILE Dream, Siren, a new hymen.

 

In this section Claudia Sheinbaum rocks her 🤸🏻‍♀️ cola  Side 🙅🏻‍♀️ Pony… because she once drove a Ford Pinto crazy at a Berkley dorm. Trou story! Shoot, she then drove away on a different Ford Pinto and came (no less) to put a dent on the Presi, thus rearranging the Executive branch of l’América Mexicana.

Fuck The Hell Yeah… Pussy.

Jump to mañana.