París Ibérica — 2do Tiempo

It’s Luis Enrique’s town… 🍻

Luis Enrique : one in a million.

Now before Öüï continues

3 – 0

Yeah, he scores and gets sent out, sounds about right, it’s what French people’s dew.

Doué sound a lot like another refugee made in France. In any case Scenario, i (armando Segovia) forgot what a fuck I was writing about… Ah yes, Another Goal, wait for it, wait … 69:38….. I have to take piss then score

And there it is 4 – 0

Want another one? Say Chorizo. If you say Chorizo Paris gets another Gooooool.

Actually, andouillette à la Mode tripitas de TRUMPITAS

C’mon say chorizo and you get the Fifth, say it, say it, say it: Sho-riz—Oh…. there you go Luis Enrique= Sho-riz—oh

Well off-course she hit the Road, Jacques… esa chica es Loca cuando sale el Sol

López not l’Opus

Le PSG c’est au Parc… Minuto 28 Paris 1 Arsenal 0

 

And Révérend Al… Eye did not know you were a Kenyan fag 🎣… Öüï will not hold it against you.

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, sadly, La Tina knows shit for questions… ³

22:30 Paris 2 Arsenal 0… at minute 76 Arsenal scores so, Paris 2 —Arsenal 1

 

Amigos de México en fRancia, el siguiente segmento es dedicado a mi tío Emilio “el indio” Fernández, y desde El Paso³, para su Chingada Madre, “La Malinche”.

Alegretto de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli… context follows

 

Sinceramente, Armando Segovia… EFEméride a la sorda vía La Gorda 📐

³~. If, and only if, Ewe are from Juaritos then go to JAIL o como dicen en El TOLEDO, “a la Tzingada con Denisa Bohemia”.

Sol menor, Munera…. take it to deer 🦌 Red Nose, y puto el que coma ANSÍAS de Bac. Bac a.k.a. Bacchus by the way is the Ex-ception to the Rhules at the BAR… usually all them niggers (at the bar) owe me the last Round, except for Dion-y-sus the most free of the Dirty Dozen in Olympia… Washington via the Snoqualmie Valley of the Dead.

Quizás mañana, bri-YEH’l SOL

El Hebdo-madriario de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli 🪶

PUB:

No Sufras Más… y de paso, Pare de Surfear. Pedro Pascal was an Arsenal fan en la novela de las ocho: La Pasión y Vida. Featuring the music of Los Ángeles Negros.

El Hebdo-madriario de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli llega gratis en París cortesía de TFI (those motherfuckers) in Primetime.

Flavia, “Hold On, cus’ I’m Coming” ♠️ 🎩

And now, the conclusion of Kamel The Magician, long story short, the Immo Witch Sorceress-ese at BFM underscored him by 40% and a blow 🌬️  job 🍃.

It Was 20 Years Ago, when Joe Scarborough joined the KKK club… ⚾ yer’ Out! Motherfucker. Got cheese 🧀?

 

… ok, Kamello mío pay attention now and let me take you back to 22 Feb. to show you lo HERMOSO de Jenny en El País; that particular tirage turned out to be a “Special Edition” to be collected by more than a myriad of trash receptacles because on this particular print 📰 Pepa BUENO “sawed-off” the columns from the SPORTS and BABELIA pages of SPAIN as seen trough the literature of Julio Iglesias.

1939Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.

~. Note for the good people and friends of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog at the local PSG Bénévole Heart’s Club Band  💬 the “Mexican looking mustache” is not, i REPEAT, it is KNOT for the purposes of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog a Mexican Bigote my friends, but rather a BANANA used FOR SIZE to illustrate THE GAP between columns on both the IGLESIAS and SPORTS section of Spain’s FLAGSHIP newsprint, El País.

… that trick, coincidentally if not ironically tore off a significant chunk of JULIO IGLESIAS during the swinging London years when according to the sawed-off face of Ignacio Peyró, Britannia le hizo a JULIO lo que EL AIRE le hizo a Benito Juárez (o sea, que ni lo despeinó) and here’s another thing you don’t know: Julio pulled that off in a place where Iglesias was more an ALIEN than BOWIE ever was.

Allow Mí to display that battle plan for your Eyes only Kamel, only your Eyes but I am going to have to SACRIFICE both of your wrists for snatching that hour from my Winter sleep.

Which is why, Flavia, my deer… Eye is asking Ewe all at number Tú, to SPRING 🌱 Forward to, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS because TO THEY, it’s the Greatest 🎩🥊.