9 NASTY WO’ids: N° 1… No MANCHES-ter and Top of the Tuesday to you aussi

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Not to be outdone by Mayor Bill The Blasio, Mathilda’s former favorite son moved the opening taunt date for La Île-de-France from June the FO’ist to the 19th of Mayo… «  pass the Ketch-up » ,  said Hidalgo.

… [F]rom our continuing saga, ISSY—a picture without context es una vil mamada de menta.

https ://www .20minutes .fr /sport /football/2919815-20201129 –mort-maradona-docteur-leopoldo-luque-inculpe-homicide-involontaire

Literal Transliteration as compared to Café Tacuba’s burned files goes as follows:
Déjate caer
Ya chole, chango, chilango
Que chafa chamba te chutas…

And, Eddie Gloude Junior—Eye did told your time-delayed Easter Egg hunting-ass [Yesterday] via Republican Honcho Michael Steele on Deadline that:

I have a dream
I’ve seen the light
Don’t put it out, and she’s alright
Yeah, she’s my sister

Jump to page 2 (PSA for the “Big” apple)

Intermedio – Stats

13 Anne Hidalgo
Pitcher

Her favorite thing to do when she’s not hurling synthetic hide from the mound is to split apples right off the head of Mayor Bill De Blasio.

If you are just tuning in to a different channel on the stream then you might not be wondering why Georges Méliès gets to swing on the same inning without first going through the entire offensive roster, and the answer is PARCE QUE!!!

PARCE QUE, last month today Eye Told you that Méliès was going to put a Man on The Moon and Commander Michael Collins took it to a different level when in this version of the moon landing, the rest of the story goes like this:

For the record, Mayor De Blasio was caught by the KISS CAM at Vincennes blowing boo-shaped Menthol cigarette smoke kisses at Hidalgo, teasing the Socialist mayor with an Open Bar (very public HEAR YEA! Hear yea) for June the FO’ist.

The following must be read in an Andy Kaufman’s voice:
Look, Eye is knot putting into question the landing on the moon… [A]ll that Öüï is saying is that it is kind of peculiar the way that the coordinates orbited around the month of April… i mean, BORN in ROME (he’s as American as Commander John McCaine… that fucking Panamænian!!!) and as Italian as Big Pizza π…

Note To Alicia: I told you so… To the Moon, Alicia, to the moon… Eye bet you thought that this Song was about Pæsquet, eh… 🎶 Just because!!!

And now Ladies in Gemini, witt out and further (that motherfucker) a’do, here’s le père spirituel de tous les haters, PARSKÆUUUU!!!

Here Ye! Hear Ye! – By the power vested in the president of the UEFA, Nato and la OEA

Still to come, “A They at the races »:

https ://www .lemonde .fr/m-le-mag /article /2021/04/09 /au-canada-les-pieds-noirs-d-algerie-reconnaissants _6076194 _4500055.html

‘There will be conséquences’

https ://www .trtworld .com /europe /france-to-punish-soldiers-over-ex-officers-call-to-arms-46255

Meanwhile, back at The Ranch… 
The government and left-wing parties strongly condemned the letter, which was published on the 60th anniversary of a failed coup d’etat by generals opposed to France granting independence to Algeria.

https ://www .telegraph .co .uk /news /2021/04/26 /retired-generals-warning-impending-civil-war-france-sparks-political/

Jump back, what’s that sound?
Here she comes, full blast’n top down
Hot shoe, burnin’ down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline
Panamæ

Zat’ you Pied Noir or is that there Legionario just happy to have “heard the news” about John Wayne’s Green Berets?

Listen to Mí. In accordance with the policy of soustraire, sustraer and, of course “Sub[s]traction”, Jill will just be Ill.

FURTHERMORE… in the matter of This Old Heart on Mine, the State of Washington is happy to announce that the Sinixt people are not extinct, —ya’hear!

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /apr /25 /indigenous-people-canada-sinixt-us-border-hunting-rights

Anyhow, if you are looking for the first 100 Theys of the American President you have to stay tuned until the Supreme Court of The United States re-examines the right-to-carry a peacemaker. Right now it’s all about the statehood of the District of Columbia… because Washington is already a State of The Union and WaWa Land is knot.

Over in Spokane, Washington, the first order of business is to reclaim the anagram INXS-IT to its rightful totem, because Lest you forget it: Australia is the enemy.

Gothanus Project – An American crisis.

https ://www .newsweek .com /chicken-wing-shortage-us-1585923

Over at the Morjo Show it’s “Close Encounters of The Pundit Kind”.

 

Sunday morning with Cori Coffin

Öüï begins the transmission from La Conciergerie, casi esquina con la rue de Rambouillet (Paris, Centre) on a Sunday morning in CET just to remind Garret Haike and Cori Coffin (the usurpers at The Lindsey and that other guy Report) that in Hilo, Hawaii:

Go ahead, shoot the messenger.

It’s Saturday Night (without Lorne Michaels).

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We now synch-up Ricardo Arjona’s “I Told You So/all those years ago”.

And Guerline Jozef, from the Haitians in TJ front, please inform your members that Mexican police are not targeting black refugees at the border, no ma’am. And, as a matter of fact there is a long list of complaints at every level of law enforcement agency in those sectors (military, federal, state, judicial, ministerial, municipal, township, and transit cops) because they all abuse, rob, rape, beat, extort, kidnap and sometimes kill migrants at the border regardless of their ethnicity. The abuses are generational and in recent decades have become intolerable and sometimes barbaric. The abuses also extend to the local population especially those working in the informal economy, especially the ones engaged in the oldest profession know to MEN.

Sincerely, Governor William J. Lapetomane.

Of Course, Guerline Jozef, you could follow-up on what i am communicating here or, do like my PAISANOS here in France and look the other way while the messenger gets shot. But you are right, Haitians definitely stand out in a place where there is no God, like in Mexico, but trust me when i tell you that when it comes to police abuse at the border, IF ANYTHING, your Haitian fellows are being weighed (pasar por la báscula) just like every other “pollo” waiting to cross into the “white picket fences” dream. In other words, by Mexican corruption standards Haitians are being treated equally, just like every other po’sonovabitch, “que no tuvo la desgracia de no ser hijo del pueblo”, and in this sense Haitians are just like the Tlaxcaltecas next to Aztec Emperor Cuauhtémoc, who famously reminded his fellow Ancient chilangos the famous phrase:

Do you think that I am on a bed of roses?

What is happening on our border with Central American migrants? Are we falling into xenophobia, as is happening in the US with our fellow countrymen?

when his feet were being burned “al estilo double meat”.

Previously on, The Face of Ohio and The Game of Chairs

… [A]nd in the role of Super “Doc’ta” Grover, Öüï has the honor of introducing aspiring Ohio Book Club Player: Jason Johnson (Ph.D.)

Quick programming note to the pessimist East of Ellis Island, “enjoy your moment of Zen”, and Mr. Thurston (Sonic Youth) please remind the “futurist” comedians at The Daily Show that 1990 called and he instructed the Ohio Players to get up and get-get Get Down 911 is a joke in yo’… (Music Stop).

BREATHE

“And when at last the work is done,

don’t sit down it’s time to Dig another one…”

… [O]ver on the Dark Side of The League, Roger Bennett is a happy “quaint” sentimentalist today as European soccer had its “putsch” moment right on time for pubs to open back for business.

The echo from Eddie Gloude Jr., on today’s edition of the Mika Show kind of, sort of… reflected a wishful thinking reminder of what it would be like to have an Officer Chauvin moment with a Reagan era “war on drugs/just say no” conversation.

Of course that would be analogous to comparing Nicole’s homeboys known as Raider Nation to a bunch of rowdy rosbifs… and by rosbifs of course Öüï means the ‘hinchas‘ de los hooligans, who like the Raider Nation consumer like to think that they (the fans) own the team for which they cheer [just rewind the streams and look how pale Roger Bennet looked just two days ago] when in reality like the link below relays, “they are status symbols for their billionaire owners” (punto y coma) but at least the Premier League consumers are willing to bring down the club if the club is taken away from them, as opposed to the Raider Nation who simply need an excuse to tailgate together and cause havoc wherever they go… i mean, The “Las Vegas” Raiders, give me a fucking slot, —MONEY:

“New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I’ll buy me a football team

https ://eu .usatoday .com /story /sports /columnist /nancy-armour /2021/04/20 /european-super-league-us-owners-find-greed-doesnt-work-europe /7310165002/

Cinco de Mayo… behind the scenes with la mano de Pachón Bernardo

And, Eye quotes:

Starring: Bomberito Juárez as the President of Paso del Norte, Front. Chih

https ://siete24 .mx /mexico /bernardo-gomez-de-televisa-me-dijo-que-gane-en-2006-y-que-me-defendiera-amlo/

“Felipe Calderón (former Mexican president ) suggested to Bernardo to leave the country, because most probably for sure THEY recorded the call.”

In Person, Live on Spanish streaming… only on Televisa Univision (fusion). — Happening right now, it’s last month to They… musical guest: 🎷Blackhawk Down and the Miles Davis Belles🎺

AMLO (current Mexican tlatoani/pastor supremo de Chapultepec)… vía 7/24.

But FO’ist… The Last Word to THEY is that in Minnesota a sector of that population can now STOP waiting and, exhale. In Paris, France, is already Tomorrow and in Hilo, Hawaii, the 4 O’Clock remains high on the 20th day… Yeah  buddy.

Tuesday’s Gone.

Just Say No, and Eye quotes…

Nancy Reagan… and with That In Mind at the Vanderbilt Soulmeotics Laboratories, Ltd., heeeeeer’s Fernie:

Televisa presente.

https://www.lanuevarepublica.org/2021/04/14/geo-semiotica-de-los-derechos-humanos-revolucionar-al-humanismo-fbuenabad/

O como dice, B. A. Domínguez en El Alternativo de hoy,  “territorial semiotic consonance, i.e. geo-semiotics, in which the critical power of “Human Rights” is made visible in the territories and the need for a revolutionary humanist charter capable of revolutionizing humanism is also made visible.” What is the point of intelligent infrastructure built for a disconnected Third-World Epcot Center©️.

And, Cousin Joe, if Republicans in Missouri keep saying no to better choo-choo trains and best bridges you can thank Nancy Reagan’s contribution to the soul of America: just say no.

https ://www .businessinsider .fr /us /poll-americans-support-bidens-nontraditional-infrastructure-plan-cnbc-survey-2021-4

Por ejemplo, if someone points out:

— But, Mr. T, that pity that you feel for the foo’ with the crack pipe is a direct repercussion of the husband of that lady that you are exercising with.

you just, Say-No! — Stop it!… pass the biscuits, please.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/04/16 /cultura /gustavo-dudamel-nuevo-director-musical-de-la-opera-de-paris/

In Higher music… Somebody is going to be getting a lot of “bags o’shit” on the CDG/LAX 🛫shut-eye🛬.

Pop-up to outer space… Yuri Gagarin catches the foul; count is strike one for Philippe Martinez

“Oh, the humanity »… Herb Morrison.

Oh, “Suffering Succotash »… Cancel culture prevents us from using the 11th letter trice to signal a strike. It’s for the best, so long KAY!

Asked by a very angered Empire why he was going on STRIKE in the middle of a swing, CGT Honcho and mustache hall of famer Philippe Martinez responds:

— You keep screaming in the back of my ears, “STRIKE”… and that’s what I do, man!!! I STRIKE!

— IT’S What I Do.

https ://www .lopinion .fr /edition /economie /philippe-martinez-reve-d-1er-mai-a-l-ancienne-240486

Runners on 1st and 2nd with one out and Louise Michel at the mound is showing quite a command of her signature “Windmill Slider ball”, Martinez swings and it’s Strike Two — Macron takes off trying to steal Third Base but The Emperor behind the plate is already sending a cannon ball to Chuck  De Gaulle and that’s two and one to go, Little Jupiter missed the steal. La tal Marine Perrine Le Pen remains at first and Philippe Martinez goes on Strike…. that motherfucker!!!

In local news, French people have the distinct honor of joining the 100,000 coronavid club, but judging from the new sitting areas that are springing up along the gutters next to bistro bars the devil may care.

Still to come, “El coronel no tiene putas que le escriban”… only on TELEVISA-UNIVISION.

“Quand je serai grand je serai a COMMERCIAL ».

Today’s CGT Strike is being brought to you by the Queen of Great Britain who just sent a KISS-CAM jingle dedicated to Prince Philip who is sitting next to the Military Industrial Complex squad near Third Base, the audio memento arrives in the voice of Adele and her 007 Bond hit: 🎶 Never forget, you work for me. Prince Philip of course takes the message with a smile and a cup of tea, because “Desperation” is so British, güey, and Prince Philip is of course Greek.

Efeméride: The Truman Show reloaded on The Marshall Plot

You literally, can and should write this shit up… because a picture without context is a nothing short of a monkey show.

To they in history, “the wise men” got their man in Washington, their Cold War contracts, and lip stick on Ronald Regan’s wife.

Weapons of War

It’s the bottom of the first and necessary to understand the triumph of Nancy Reagan, Cousin Joe needs to review Oliver Stone’s “South of the border”.

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /what-made-nancy-reagan-an-essential-partner-to-her-husband -110116933868

President Macron swings and drives the camera attention between Michel and Fouquet closing up on Saint Jeanne d’Arc’s glove. Macron is on first and up next on the batting order is the Marine Perrine Le Pen.

Chuck De Gaulle signals Michel to throw Four Balls at Le Pen. Chuck then walked over to the stands to say hello to Prince Phillip. Macron is on Second, Le Pen on First and at the Plate is CGT honcho Philippe Martinez.

The Conversation:

Prince Phillip:
— Well i’ll be damned, I see that someone finally got your ass into the field.

Meanwhile in Minneapolis, Marvin and The Last Poets just signed a new Fried Chicken
Commercial deal for The Super Bowl .:. 4AE3B7DB-E41B-4E27-B421-BBB2B141475C 🎶🎶🎶 Oh, makes Mí wanna hollar Speak not of revolution until you are willing to eat rats to survive.

Eisenhower:
— Indeed, Chuck wanted to be on first, but he settled for third in exchange of a life-time supply of Champy’s special Les Halles rat–on–a–stick with a weekly ration of thinly sliced Elephant carpaccio.

Churchill:
— Anyhow, Phil, how did Ike’s Military Industrial Complex do? Did we beat the Russians?

https ://www .reuters .com /article /us-ukraine-crisis-russia-idUSKBN2C00WD?taid=607588f44ab4da0001c1a1ed&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&utm_source=reddit.com

Prince Phillip:
— It’s complicated but yes, the complex took the Cold War and gave the world a Coke©️, as far as beating Stalin, the complex on both fronts (East/West) is NOW based on information, data, total media control.

Churchill:
— Propaganda?

Prince Phillipe:
— The nomenclatura is “fake news”.