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We interrupt Anand Giriharadas to bring Mika the SCORE

Letterman’s score card:

No vilarejo — En el pueblo… It Is probably good, that the Amazons are going to be investing in México, it’s the best « arnaque » in town.

 

Kamala wins, Trump is full of shit, period!
To celebrate, in Paris, France,
The MarJo Show is actually playing Jazz, yesss!

In Queens news The Los Angeles Dodgers just pulled another IMPECABLE “ocho“.

Your Foolish Spine. $100 MXN

Goooooooo, Dodgers.

It is now 09h00 in New York City, and why Mika changed wardrobe in the middle of the MorJo Show speaks volumes about the weaponization of style and Willie Geist’s matching tie 🟣… even Roker got in on the fad 🍽️, 🍽️, 🍽️.

And, David French… you deserve the Republican Party that the Ewe 🇮🇱 Es has right now. But don’t take my Tele ⚾ Mundo for, IT!, ask the Jorge ReyMos crowd from Univisión (formally Televisa in L.A.) just make sure that Paola Daughter is not in the set or the RAMOS will self-ignite as the father/daughter work for different POLES.

¡ Censuraron a Voltaire !!!

And, WHOMP… D.A.R.E. it is, UNIVISIÓN brought in a moderator from MÉXICO to handle Trump in their small ranch “presidential townhall” instead of bringing in the main nigger on that network, JORGE RAMOS.

PEOPLE WHO KNOW, know that THE GHOST of JACOBO 🇮🇱 ZABLUDOVSKY continues to haunt Mister Ramos even The United States.

Jorge Ramos, el hispano… not recognized by The Political Party in power right now in México, and if you know what Mexican president, Claudia Sheinbaum, said during her “mañanera” on October 12, then EWE know that México, is a lot like Thornton Wilder’s “Small Town” in the sense that a current date is not needed to establish the timeline as things appear to never change.

Stars in the Voltaire

Any 🦉 hoot, Simone Sanders, i did tell you that BROADWAY was going to El Pueblo (small town) but that’s just how the booking monkees at the MSNBC’s roll, which is Five steps behind my themes on this most non-consequential blog. And Rachel Maddow knows.

… and starring as François-Marie Arouet³

³~. Sgt. Elías Rodríguez Dafoe

Thanks for stopping by, Padre… exit through the gift shop, —at Forest Lawn on Toluca Lake.

 

Over at The Alicia MêmenDez Show, it’s “Listen Up Niggers“, starring Eddie Gloude Junior, Juanita Bonita, and the Secret Sizing: Barack Hussein Obama.

Listen up nigger, don’t be a honky.

But first, it’s, “Americanos de América” featuring the music of Fania All Stars and The Memories From El Monte Vol. MMXXIV.

Tampa’s Big Brown Beaver.

 

[Smokie Robinson woo’s the opening track: baby-baby].

Ladies in Gemini : Plomb Montgolfière

Andy Kauffman loses his religion, and so he went to live in/on The Moon.

Plomb Montgolfière — Châteaux de la sécularisation

… Eau yeah, eau yeah
It’s been a long time
Been a long time
Since Voltaire voló.

Liberaron a Voltaire !!!
Extra — Extra !!!
Montesquieu broke when questioned by la prefect de la perfecta préfecture de Cité.

I’m telling y’all it’s SaboTage … It’s a S*C*A*M* Joint

Ladies in Gemini: MICROMÉGAS:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip … Eye have it on good authority to call this session Au⁷⁹, Gold, Niño Luc! Gold.

Let the record show that this blog, Armando Serrano Prieto, and I can’t speak for Micromégas, are in no way related to El Cerro Prieto, en Mexicali, but if you’re familiar with the Brave New World boys from Tecate, Baja California (norte) then you know that Öüï has been there.

Other than that Jean René, let’s not read what the RUMOROSA 🌬️ relayed… After Midnight follows.

CIGARROS A HONG KONG

It’s right there on the credits, and Mr. 🌴, that’s quite the list them cats got D.A.R.E., heck Eye reckon that there’s a ghost in that joint. Or is about to start squatting on the Second floor. Pay no attention to that freq., that’s all that ghost is, —pure fucking white noise, but very Réel if you benchmark that signal with The So-called “Havana Syndrome”.

Anyhow, David Romo (Ph.D. from a pretentious Italian University, or maybe it was Dutch, i forgot) talks about  “MetaHussrPhysics” from his ringside seat to a Romance from Durango, y no chingaderas, o algo así… ¡Alló SILVER, kimozabee?

A Caballo Vamo’ Ah Cuéncame, soy segunda generation Ejidatarios… Guajiro in the bay of pigs.

 

It’s a RéEL SºCºAºMº
It got’s to be!
little mediaBoy is there
With his faggety rolled-up 🗞️ gossip
and Shit.

And, sir, I met Micromégas and that interplanetary nigga’ owes me Five Bucks! Anyhow, Microman, say hello to the MiniMinuteman on the Archeology trip through La Rumorosa. Has anybody brought your inquisitive curiosity up to date, yet? Hace como dos o tres años ma’o menos, se Volarón a Voltaire. Montaigne still keeps his lips sealed 🤐… zipped, Eye tell Ya’!

Preliminary reports point to Florence Cassez, but that lead has been cleared by Ana Anabitarte at, Eye shit’s Ewe KNOT: El Universal de México 🥛✈️… Or maybe it was El Heraldo.

Año de Hidalgo — “Happiest girl in the graveyard… » ³

³.~ N° 24068, samedi 15 janvier, 2022
Happiest girl in the graveyard refers to Nina’s version of this melody.
https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Love_Me_or_Leave_Me_(canci%C3%B3n_de_1928)

Hash tag yada yada yada

Le Parisien

Où placer son argent en 2022…

nitrus oxide, of course.

Page 2, World News

In Tonga, (near Bikini Atol) Avi Velshi just passed some gas. Blame it on the Oaths that Mika’s horse KURWA, stole from Avi’s luchbox. The event was captured by the Webb Space Telescope, and digitalized for posterity and beyond.

But FO’ist! People in Alabama want to know if Molière was the Jon Stewart of his time? … hear Mí out, FRANCK, provided that the French had invented comedie in the first Arrondisement. Semolina Pilchard followed the trail left behind by Mr. Poquelin and the snoop brings us this report.

Eye fckn knew it!

— Yes, sadly, Molière was the Daily Show of his comedy central station.
And considering what Bassem Youssef reflected on his likeness to the Jon Stewart, [if Jon Stewart had walked a mile like an Egyptian in 2011] of course… IT!, all adds up, Colbert is behind this, “The Report” on The Daily Show was just a mascarade, Colbert orchestrated Évry thing. IT!, all adds up, with Witt

Page 2, Arrondissements

15/16th… French recipes with Rosa Parks, Issy, her farts smell of Green Onion Soup and she moved to the XIX barrio, Ese.

Javier Bardem is the perfect Cuban, Tiffany, just like Ritchie Valens is the perfect Filipino {and Selena is from the Bronx}. Heck! Dario Moreno is from Canada! Ask Avi Velshi, Avi is a closeted Young Turk from Istanbul on the msnbc’s.

 

 

 

It’s vintage, y’know: Rue des Vieilles-Étuves

Ya-tú_ves Kasie Hunt!!! Accept no imitations, all of a sudden Evry body wants to be on the Blizzard of Ozz album cover.

But FO’ist:

Ooh Lord
Hikky-burr
Hikky-burr burr
Ooh lord…

 

CUALesQUIERA SEA EL PARECIDO with the French Talents and Skills Visa (2011- Öüï don’t NEED no stinking badges…)* es ❗️ Pura y ‼️ con SAL 🔆

There’s only one Crowley, mister.

🔆 LAS noc ¡¡ 🔧 aruP ¡ se

In National local news, the statue of a pyromaniac lady that went missing from the front yard of a known trade school in Temple (M Line3) was spotted as a StowAway in a container near a known Frog hangout in front of Central Park, upon arrival, it was discovered that the Statue of Voltaire (abducted from The College of France) was stuffed inside “Lady Liberty” like a petty Russian doll.

Upon careful inspection the stowaway  “incident” at Frog Central U.S.A. threw a monkey wrench on “A city That never Sleeps” election count, and thus making New York City look like the “ancienne New Amsterdam” of The Hudson Riviera bar and grill.

And Katty Kay… that’s Mí in the corner •,  and Cousin Joe, your ancestors can’t be more than 20 decades in the Big Melting Pot* (hundreds of years my Arse), “can’t be more than a 114°”

*Pots and pans if you are a Mexican Cinema writer like this Jason Wood fellow from Televisa Présenta:

From Anthology Tú:
A They in the Life
“Dub the mic on the piano quite low this…
Just keeping it like maracas, you know
You know those old pianos.”

The Faber Book of Mexican Cinema

Psycho Chicken update : The Atlantic Heist

After the Cornwall Address, an update on “Se volaron a Voltaire”.

But FO’ist! In Hilo Hawaii it’s 5 pm and in Boston it’s the 11 Hour of Thursday — in Paris it’s Vaccine Day Friday at a Place Where Evry body knows your name.

And aren’t we all bunch of lucky so-and-sos, Öüï gets to have a second dose, in four weeks.

ASÍ que, “eh, Puuuuuuthhhho” ponte la vacuna así con la misma puta pasión con la que te pones La Verde, o mismo la camiseta de cualquier nación (regurguito) “Puuuuuuuthhhhho“.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/06/10 /cultura /para-mi-componer-tiene-mucho-de-juego-silvio-rodriguez/

With that in mind:

The American Embargo is the ORIGINAL “Havana syndrome”, punto y coma.

Dear, Courtney Kube, Q-vo? As in, ¿qué hubo con aquél pedo en La Havana? It’s only as confusing as figuring “The Alien” headlines from last week, ‘member them? —_!_— But seriously Nicolle Wallace, [you sexy mother… of a pre-tween boy] has the State Department CONSIDERED lifting the embargo on Cuba? Perhaps, the best doctors in the world can solve the issue of “The Havana Syndrome” and maybe, just MAYBE, figure out just what the in the Fuck is up with all them worthless Lightning Cables from *🍏 Apple Corp. 🍎* Anyhow, here’s Silvio’s take on IT!, and Pundit, if you don’t Know Mí by now— you will never-ever know that artists are the last persons whose opinions Öüï values, but for Silvio, Eye will use an Exceptionalism Exception card:
“In the United States, anti-Castroism is an old business that finances RADIO and TELEVISION stations, programs, campaigns and artists who believe in it. I have no doubt that there are people paid to flood us [Cubans] with bad opinions.”

Dear, Representative Val Demings (FLA), congratulations on last night‘s announcement on The JoyAnne Reid Show, with that in mind. Here is what the world wants to know on this PROPOSITION:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/06/10 /mundo /critica-eurocamara-que-dialogo-ue-cuba-no-diera-resultado-positivo/

In local sports news from VINCENNES:

Up in the Sky! “Qu’est-ce que c’est ? »

1. Cocorico
2. Cock-a-Doodle Do
3. O, simplemente, Ki-qui Ri-Qui

And in Paris, the Prefecture de Police (yada yada yada) issued an alert to be on the lookout for a Chicken holding the “mini Mí” version of The Statue of Liberty inside of a bucket of KFC. The chief of The Police, a Gordo who goes by Sullivan relays that the he Saw Her (the statue) Standing There, at the corner opposite to La Gaité Lyrique, KATTY corner with Temple and Metro Line 3 (the green line). Special agent Groot is on the lead.

Note to editors:
Must i dot every fucking tee for y’all to see the crossing Eye?

Trou Story… in the 4th Dimension Jimbo became a horse race fan and that motherfucker just went ahead and “acquired” the famed SECRETARIAT from Peter who was strapped for cash and wanted to pay Paul, —that motherfucker.

Lorem IpSum: It would have done a lot of good to Erin Naire, in the role of a young Kasie Hunt if she had been paying a little bit more attention to the battle happening in ReeL TimE on The Dark Side of The Moon, —the Moon, Susana PUBeda! The Moon 🌙

[Cutline for a young Kasie Hunt goes here…]

In an effort to Show, Knot Tale, i like to remind the Way Too Early producers (those dumb Suns-of_bitches) that Eye gave you plenty of warning for the Eclipse that just reached its perfect juxtaposition on La Rue de La Lune… check the dentils on Colonialism, from Yesterday, —Knot To They.

Hoy no hubo impeachment — Call me mañana

Oh, Hey Halie Jackson, so Steph lost the coin toss, eh! Why is Katy Kur looking like a hitperson? Who’s the target?

Oh, fip… you shouldn’t have. You Sentimental bitch.

Any how, non-readers, if you think that i lost my marbles, you are knot far from my canicas, and because the only crime punishable by death in France is “la calumnia”, I can guarantee you Chuck Todd that the previous post was not one of those. Ask Brontis at the Prefecture de Paris (Book One; una comedia de enredos/a funny thing happened on the way to the Forum).

The previous post was a sort of kind of shorthand version of the past ten years in France, and here is the reason why, the first time around (Book One) i EXPLICITLY INFORMED the proper authorities (French Consulate in L.A., CA 2010; Paris prefecture 2012-2015) that before the start of the 2018 Mexican Presidential Race, THAT I COULD NOT, i repeat, could not begin writing anything about my research, FOR ONE REASON, and one reason only, it’s on the prefecture’s notes (provided that Bruno, the supervisor of Stephanie Meneau, is trained in de-briefing procedures), i did not want to influence the Mexican media with what i was finding out. Por Ejemplo, PRESIDENT MACRON, if you should want to run for a second term, your Mexican counter-part (if you beat Anne Hidalgo) might very well be Professor John Mill Ackerman’s wife.

Still to come:
Young Voltaire was a fag!
According to france • info 105.5 fm

I reckon.

Now this time around, Chuck Todd, if you factor in that the MONOPRIX/Police incident investigation will not be reviewed before MARCH 2021 (according to the Paris Tribunal) and since there is a 10-year clause for residence, well… you know, i might stick a little while longer (until the MAN permits) because i really-really really like and enjoy being a fucking pariah in Paris and wondering what in the fuck that feeling of dignity feels like (anymore), but for that i first need to establish, as stated before, a trail of who i was with, way back when Mexico was a special guest in France.

It’s nothing personal. Happy Valentine’s They.

Dear, President Macron… may i have a private Louvre tour?

Pleased to meet you .:. 2AFAF168-120B-44C4-99FB-28B1E8D79C53 🗿By the numbers, context follows for Mediapart.

Pretty please! Come on, Mr. Macron, you can explain it to doña Vilma Fuentes as a “rider” expenditure to the OCDE 60th Anniversary tribute to THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

« C’est un cadeau (du Louvre) à l’Humanité”, a déclaré l’ancien maire de l’Indiana, adding, « just like that fucking cathedral with Le Coq de Le Duc on top… long live La Concha de Catherine Deneuve!!! », period!

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-9050121 /National-Security-Advisor-taking-wife-romantic-tour-Europe-pandemic .html

In Local Motion News, French President Emmanuel Macron proposed a referendum (AMLO’s* favorite political tool) to declare the Environment (and the development of said environment) a French patent, donc, the public questionnaire seeks to place The Environment right next to The Humanity on Marianne’s read the Rules of the house —how to documents— version 5.0.

The political strategy arrives after Proposition 24¹ and, in TWUE* American fashion, The French marching Republicans (band) slipped a sneaky little overture on that same referendum asking of the Very French, if they would like to see FRENCH BASHING² become a punishable crime at The Opéra House between Garnier  y La Bastille.

* Pronounced with the French “hole” sound it’s « trou ! ».

Coïncidence? Only if you believe that the leader of the band’s name (ALICE, with or without Chains) is today’s Sainte du Jour on page 31 of 33 in Defendente Génolini’s Direct Matin on CNEWS with Felipe “el labrador” Labro.

In French Zodíaco news, Les voleurs de Voltaire jouissent toujours de l’anonymat de la criminalité, et n’est-ce pas ironique, Mayor Pete, that the statue robbers would censor the authorities by not issuing a ransom note‽ Indeed, Mayor Pete, WHO is going to speak on behalf of “el vuelo de Voltaire”, —en el 6eme?… Nobody, DAT’s WHO.

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1_ The don’t Click the camera Snap button on the porc law.

And this is where Agent Angle comes into the picture, Leslie Jones, and here’s why:
one cannot just go uppity invoking Santa Catarina Deneuve without merit, because if the « clocher » is good enough for the cock, then it also good for “La Concha de Cecily Strong”, period… and point that Bitch WEST!

2_ French bashing is the equivalent of a good old fashion roast on the Comedy channel.

Previously on, Los Huevos de El General — Don’t forget to flush… what are you FRENCH!

Goooooooood morning Paris!

DECIDE

DECIDE… JAZZ is in full Swing … en negritas ⚖️ CDBDD28B-E916-43B0-B0E0-751591A2F12A 🔭 And, love: isn’t it Ironic.
Sur la decision fixant le pays de destination:
…
11. En se bornant à soutenir que les minorités hispaniques SONT VICTIMES DE RACISM, ou qu’il déjà étè expose à des discriminations aux Etats-Unis en raison de ses origines mexicaines, M. Segovia n’établit qu’il risquerait d’être expose à des traitements inhumaines ou dégradants en cas de retour aux Etat-Unis. Le moyen tiré de la méconnaissance de l’article 3 de la YADA, Yada, yada convention européenne de sauvegarde des droits de l’homme (¡y de la mujer también… bola de putos!!!) et des libertés fondamentales doit être écarté.

Öüï reminds our non-reading audience that to celebrate tonight’s Mexican Revolution Eve, the governments of FRANCE*, The United States, and of course, México agreed that the best thing to do about El General Cienfuegos (💯🔥’s) was to just let him go back to the State of Toluca, where los Amigos de FRANCIA en México will prepare a feast for the returning General. VIVA EL TRIBUNAL ADMINISTRATIVO de París, and of course, QUE viva la French Civil Servant STEPHANIE MENOU and her supervisor Bruno of the 6th and 7th dépôt office at Cité… (75004)

* Why La France? Go check out our section of the brown Mexican military eagles at the 2015 Bastille Day Parade, and this book.

Meanwhile in California, Evry Body wants to be a Cat!

Planet Carmel by LA Mer

Planet Carmel by LA Mer[de].

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On the menu:
— Steamed salmon with Asparagus (sans aspersions*) on white rice with choice of Molho de Caril and Harissa de Carthage.

Of course, the very french

Of course, the very french… 17A752C9-D71C-4BB4-A933-19AFA284DBB5 … [N]ever make collaborations… wait scratch that! The Very French never made Voltaire… or something like that.

… and Tom Nichols, “Zeppelin goes here!” , motherfucker.