Category Archives: Book Two

Nicole asked for, IT!… and here’s Mássss

“!Know Mássss, know mássss¡”¹

COINCIDENCE? You decide, but the fact that The Colonia de El País in Mexico City is denying that La Gran Tierra del Nopal (Tenochtitlán) was founded today, May 13th—700 years ago, smells kind of fishy when you connect the fake-dots with the name of the hacked GAS company, which of course it had to be… anyone?… [A]h fuck it, Ferris, the answer to that pipeline is: COLONIA… wanna know what the parallel to ISRAEL and the 700 club is? Ask any Chilean on the msnbc’s, it was called: Colonia Dignidad—¿quiere más?

https ://elpais .com /mexico /2021-05-13 /la-provocacion-historica-de-lopez-obrador-sobre-la-fundacion-de-tenochtitlan .html

The above quote¹ is taken straight out of Deadline WaWa Land with Nicole Wallace, for context, Charlie Sykes’ German Shepard farted just as the CDC issued a fatwa on surgical masks… provided that the ones doing the fatwa on the surgical masks is current on their coodies (pronounced KuThis) vaccines.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021 /05 /13 /mundo /vacunados-de-eu-pueden-olvidarse-del-cubrebocas-y-la-distancia/

In WaWa Land, the dissonance with the effort to  Save-The_Earth projects was put into evidence when the disease control gurus forgot to translate the old Aztec proverb from Aztlán: ponga la basura en su lugar.

Ahora en Castellano, porque yo no hablo Español

And, Peter Baker, although i’ve never been to Spain (only Cataluña and the Basque provinces), i do know that i once asked you on your way back from Biarritz to give my regards to Brian Williams and [today] i can relay that:

Intimidating Intifada might follow

In local news The Vatican at Aix-En-Provance is scrambling to accommodate the laic at Saint-Eustache on account of the Vatican in Rome.

And Michael Lewis, premonition as a tool is for fags… and here is why: because like the tale of Las Deux Toritas, el pedo d’estas dos rucas (Rep. Liz Cheney y Evelyn Salgado) es diametralmente opuesto (⏳) except for one intelligent design feature that them cunts share.

Over at SciencesPo, the institution instituted a new dean, the clergy there voted on following a different road to Rome and installed a Liberal Arts priestess from the History wing[nuts].

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /995 /reader /reader .html#! preferred /0 /package /995 /pub /882 /page /3

News of the shifting cadre at SciencesPolíta Central reached the City of Acapulco just as “la torita” was on the way to the Teatty Twister lounge to get milked for the day.

File photo for educational purposes… Fair use of all media is in effect .:. 6DDDE240-93F6-4957-9833-6BBC65FDBCE9 🐮 “Exclamation Points”, “Rear View Mirror”and now « Torita », Evelin was a shoe-in for nicknames and other assorted aliases. This is a photo of « La  Torita » sowing her oaths with fellow university students from La Sorbonne at an outing in Normandy. At the time, AND-Brian Williams–couldn’t write this shit up even if a Texas-style Barbecue Brisket was on the pot… and you know what, without any sort of premonition but with a lot of shoe leather reporting EYE DID TELL YOU THAT IT WAS NO TIME FOR SIESTA. But you fuckers were way to infatuated with Dr. John Mill Ackerman (Ph.D.) at the Basque House in Saint-Ouen, or with Pablo Gleason y su “cinito mexicano”.

Stop the presses, Philippe Labro got a TV Show!!! Holy Shit!!! And tonight Philippe Labro interviews POTUS 46.

File photo of Mr. Labró follows… in the mean time:

Eye am Sirius… watch this pace.

Norwegian would — Dear, Ambassador Power

Context on AI [place holder] follows… in the mean while Öüï hopes that the Unesco helmet is comprehensive enough to talk about how them huevos ortodoxos and that watermelon got on the photo widget of the “aiFon”.

Anyhow Cerf-panthère, never mind the sports section that follows, have a seat and disregard the “gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields” on your (Nº 3624) Friday National Edition, instead let’s focus on what the afro-sporting 36-year old woman on page 3 has to say about chance encounters with the Law and let’s overlap that scene with what the Mexican president is saying about diffamation.

🇬🇧 ⚽️ bayrak ⚽️ 🇬🇧

Yup… still holds the “silverware” that really matters.

Previously on, “The empire on which the sun never sets”… Henry Kissinger arranges la Copa Libertadores of 1973 (punto y coma) fast forward to 2021, ANTONY J. Blinken arranges the Armenian “G-word” question against all Turks and establishes that indeed, Australia is the Enemy.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2021/05/06 /us /politics /blinken-ukraine-russia .html

It’s the Top of the FO’ist and at the Plate is non other than the father of “The King of ROME », Anne Hidalgo is pitching a perfect game and President Macron just stole a horse… that madafucka!!!

Over at Centerfield, Willie Mays screams at the top of his 90-year old MENTHOL BnH’s smoking lungs:

HEY There _madafakas_ somebody has to explain to these Frogs that they are supposed to steal the BASES, not the horseys!!!

Let’s check the numbers before Öüï “Let it be”… 9FC36C8A-39D2-4EDD-8916-11FD4186DDBB 🥎 YUP!!! That fucking peace-loving Grunt is on sale A Gain! €3.99. Needles to say: operators are standing by.

… [A]nd Loss of Signal, we have to stop meeting this way, —why way out here in The Atlantic— with your: of course I still love you, in French.

Öüï now returns to the top of the FO’ist — Deer, Defendente Génolini, “how dare you?”

Must be read in a sort of, kind ah, Swedish teen Voice (you fucking sheeple) on account that Öüï is Knot Sure if youse a Boy or a G’Oil.

Page XV… Napoleón is dead. Long live el sindicato de minas, o algo así:

“Vous êtes trop irritable et il est bien difficile de composer avec vous »…

N° 2586 MEERRCCRREEDDII 5 MAI 2021

and then Puebla goes, “chula, pues”.

Over at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, Anne Hidalgo just received a standing ovation from the empty stands.

Time-delayed Instant Ramen Review

Hidalgo’s low-rising curve ball docked on the limited edition aluminum bat* of Georges Méliès’es–ese Louisville Slugger at the CORRECT Angle and sent Michael Collins to the Right Side of the moon, where Commander Collins is now Walking On The Moon.

… [A]nd Loss of Signal: 👁🖤🐑 F4682F53-5179-4A59-8005-C3DB0D143077 🚀
1*). Normally, in soft-speak aluminum bats are the norm, however, Mika Brzezinski… [T]he First 150th Anniversary Softball Tournament at The Pershing Memorial Baseball field à Vincennes offensive operations (innings) were supposed to slugged using specifically turned bats carved from a single Big Would, do keep in mind that for this tournament each of the historical athletes participating at The Plate was issued five bats, and each team was allotted an additional 150 bats for commercial and commemorative purposes, so that’s a lot of Big Would acreage (hectarage around this neck of the woods). Hilarity —if Eye may call IT, D.A.T.) develops when Major League Baseball finds out that Madam Brzezinski (Mika’s mom) had taken all of the Big Woulds (and then some) in order to run a little gallery show in Nantucket, or The Hamptons, or Camp David… the details of the Brzezinski Big Would Extravaganza remain classified.

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Now if there are any DANGLING PARTICIPLES, speak now (motherfuckers) or, FOREVER live on pages 11 and 8 of 16 in this Week’s edition en la vecindad de Philippe Labrador, N° 2586.

9 NASTY WO’ids: N° 1… No MANCHES-ter and Top of the Tuesday to you aussi

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Not to be outdone by Mayor Bill The Blasio, Mathilda’s former favorite son moved the opening taunt date for La Île-de-France from June the FO’ist to the 19th of Mayo… «  pass the Ketch-up » ,  said Hidalgo.

… [F]rom our continuing saga, ISSY—a picture without context es una vil mamada de menta.

https ://www .20minutes .fr /sport /football/2919815-20201129 –mort-maradona-docteur-leopoldo-luque-inculpe-homicide-involontaire

Literal Transliteration as compared to Café Tacuba’s burned files goes as follows:
— Déjate caer
Ya chole, chango, chilango
Que chafa chamba te chutas…

And, Eddie Gloude Junior—Eye did told your time-delayed Easter Egg hunting-ass [Yesterday] via Republican Honcho Michael Steele on Deadline that:

I have a dream
I’ve seen the light
Don’t put it out, and she’s alright
Yeah, she’s my sister

Jump to page 2 (PSA for the “Big” apple)

Intermedio – Stats

13 Anne Hidalgo
Pitcher

Her favorite thing to do when she’s not hurling synthetic hide from the mound is to split apples right off the head of Mayor Bill De Blasio.

If you are just tuning in to a different channel on the stream then you might not be wondering why Georges Méliès gets to swing on the same inning without first going through the entire offensive roster, and the answer is PARCE QUE!!!

PARCE QUE, last month today Eye Told you that Méliès was going to put a Man on The Moon and Commander Michael Collins took it to a different level when in this version of the moon landing, the rest of the story goes like this:

For the record, Mayor De Blasio was caught by the KISS CAM at Vincennes blowing boo-shaped Menthol cigarette smoke kisses at Hidalgo, teasing the Socialist mayor with an Open Bar (very public HEAR YEA! Hear yea) for June the FO’ist.

The following must be read in an Andy Kaufman’s voice:
Look, Eye is knot putting into question the landing on the moon… [A]ll that Öüï is saying is that it is kind of peculiar the way that the coordinates orbited around the month of April… i mean, BORN in ROME (he’s as American as Commander John McCaine… that fucking Panamænian!!!) and as Italian as Big Pizza π…

Note To Alicia: I told you so… To the Moon, Alicia, to the moon… Eye bet you thought that this Song was about Pæsquet, eh… 🎶 Just because!!!

And now Ladies in Gemini, witt out and further (that motherfucker) a’do, here’s le père spirituel de tous les haters, PARSKÆUUUU!!!

Here Ye! Hear Ye! – By the power vested in the president of the UEFA, Nato and la OEA

Still to come, “A They at the races »:

https ://www .lemonde .fr/m-le-mag /article /2021/04/09 /au-canada-les-pieds-noirs-d-algerie-reconnaissants _6076194 _4500055.html

‘There will be conséquences’

https ://www .trtworld .com /europe /france-to-punish-soldiers-over-ex-officers-call-to-arms-46255

Meanwhile, back at The Ranch… 
The government and left-wing parties strongly condemned the letter, which was published on the 60th anniversary of a failed coup d’etat by generals opposed to France granting independence to Algeria.

https ://www .telegraph .co .uk /news /2021/04/26 /retired-generals-warning-impending-civil-war-france-sparks-political/

Jump back, what’s that sound?
Here she comes, full blast’n top down
Hot shoe, burnin’ down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline… Panamæ

Zat’ you Pied Noir or is that there Legionario just happy to have “heard the news” about John Wayne’s Green Berets?

Listen to Mí. In accordance with the policy of soustraire, sustraer and, of course “Sub[s]traction”, Jill will just be Ill.

FURTHERMORE… in the matter of This Old Heart on Mine, the State of Washington is happy to announce that the Sinixt people are not extinct, —ya’hear!

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /apr /25 /indigenous-people-canada-sinixt-us-border-hunting-rights

Anyhow, if you are looking for the first 100 Theys of the American President you have to stay tuned until the Supreme Court of The United States re-examines the right-to-carry a peacemaker. Right now it’s all about the statehood of the District of Columbia… because Washington is already a State of The Union and WaWa Land is knot.

Over in Spokane, Washington, the first order of business is to reclaim the anagram INXS-IT to its rightful totem, because Lest you forget it: Australia is the enemy.

Gothanus Project – An American crisis.

https ://www .newsweek .com /chicken-wing-shortage-us-1585923

Over at the Morjo Show it’s “Close Encounters of The Pundit Kind”.

 

Sunday morning with Cori Coffin

Öüï begins the transmission from La Conciergerie, casi esquina con la rue de Rambouillet (Paris, Centre) on a Sunday morning in CET just to remind Garret Haike and Cori Coffin (the usurpers at The Lindsey and that other guy Report) that in Hilo, Hawaii:

Go ahead, shoot the messenger.

It’s Saturday Night (without Lorne Michaels).

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We now synch-up Ricardo Arjona’s “I Told You So/all those years ago”.

And Guerline Jozef, from the Haitians in TJ front, please inform your members that Mexican police are not targeting black refugees at the border, no ma’am. And, as a matter of fact there is a long list of complaints at every level of law enforcement agency in those sectors (military, federal, state, judicial, ministerial, municipal, township, and transit cops) because they all abuse, rob, rape, beat, extort, kidnap and sometimes kill migrants at the border regardless of their ethnicity. The abuses are generational and in recent decades have become intolerable and sometimes barbaric. The abuses also extend to the local population especially those working in the informal economy, especially the ones engaged in the oldest profession know to MEN.

Sincerely, Governor William J. Lapetomane.

Of Course, Guerline Jozef, you could follow-up on what i am communicating here or, do like my PAISANOS here in France and look the other way while the messenger gets shot. But you are right, Haitians definitely stand out in a place where there is no God, like in Mexico, but trust me when i tell you that when it comes to police abuse at the border, IF ANYTHING, your Haitian fellows are being weighed (pasar por la báscula) just like every other “pollo” waiting to cross into the “white picket fences” dream. In other words, by Mexican corruption standards Haitians are being treated equally, just like every other po’sonovabitch, “que no tuvo la desgracia de no ser hijo del pueblo”, and in this sense Haitians are just like the Tlaxcaltecas next to Aztec Emperor Cuauhtémoc, who famously reminded his fellow Ancient chilangos the famous phrase:

Do you think that I am on a bed of roses?

What is happening on our border with Central American migrants? Are we falling into xenophobia, as is happening in the US with our fellow countrymen?

when his feet were being burned “al estilo double meat”.