Category Archives: Book Two

“So you’re an American?” — No Ma’am, I’m from Kentucky!*

Let’s do this

… and Loss of Signal, youse the best, but Eye will be back, believe Mí.

* Groundhog Day via Edge of Tomorrow.

This is the sound of Hands Clapping 👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏

For context, i don’t know if there’s such a thing as a re–incarnation THEY, but what i do Know, is that the marinating time for a good idea to be Etched in Stone again is 4 years. Ask Simone at La Mairie de Paris, Madame Anne Hidalgo—she’ll Show You.

Now then, for all you Monkees up in Heaven, a couple of years ago I, armando segovia, showed you the Sound of Woody Wood Pecker on the Seine… and Pierre, i can assure you that this is Knot one of Those. This here Madame PrietaGala is the sound of Memo Picapiedra (and I swear to goD that that is his name, but in French) doing what he does best, and if you catch Memo at The House of Detention he’ll Tell’ya that like Mí, he is a Paris im’plant not in-plant. Ask him! G’Ahead—He’ll tell Y’all.

… offline, please note that a Clear Sign of the A Poco Lips Sis is the fact that Paris invented a Ukelele Club and a Young Senator Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) was caught between The Man from La Mancha and Victoria being all giddy and jolly.

A “P” in the Bush is usually sponsored by Tyranny or The 3rd Reich Bank of America… this is why you can’t have NICE things Paris, Texas.

Eye swears, Ewe ca’Int make this shit up.

🌬💨

Stranger mis huevos.

And but for the fact, aussi… [T]hat Brian Williams was sent to Paraguay

Oh, the HuManEeety!!!

Knot to be outshined by The MSNBC in The Tulsa Masacre in Oklahoma, La France actually goes to Rwanda and  does the same zouave routine, which is a good routine so don’t you let me be misunderstood… here’s a mnemonic: it’s Rwanda, not kurwa… for f.a.q.’s sake.

Upon hearing the news, the Mexican envoy to the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Paris walks out of the Sherman MEMORIAL Baseball Compound at Vincennes in the middle of a Pitch. At the moment it remains a mystery to u.s. if the Mexican envoy still holds a grudge por aquellos pasteles que nunca se pagaron.

https ://edition .cnn .com /2021/05/27 /africa/rwanda-france-genocide-macron-forgiveness-intl/index .html

It’s Memorial They Weakend, y’all .:. 18684BC2-500E-42F9-8FB9-9B06630AC690 .:. Across La Mancha the Aussies refer to Them as “The Others »… o algo así.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Zouave

🎱 🗺 ⏳

[Cutline placeholder: Knot hyperbole, Mr. Mehdi, —but hypotenuse (punto y coma) ask your 6 year-old what’s on the opposite side of a RIGHT ANGLE, de Un CODO, or a plain ol’90° Engle.]

Let Mí transliterate that to Chinese… y dice así:

Es qué? es que… es que: Total, “si te va a tocar, aunque te quites; si no te va a tocar, aunque te pongas ». Alarcón en El Heraldo, via el monoaureo . com

TOTAL, speak of a CHARismatic leader, the following afore placed frame is a humble acknowledgement that i can see your point, because i’ve wrestled with d.a.t., and other assorted “particular theories” and of course, mas que nada on account D.A.T.  Eye told you so…

Phil warned about, It!, but The BriWi was out and the bridges down, “think twice” that chippy Brit said, adding “’cus it’s another They for Ewe and Mí, [and Mí] Chris Haynes, —in Paradise.”

Previously on layers cake…

Risotto recipe for “the girl who told Mí how the World Ends” and, Little Nicole Club pitch-person Nicole Perlorth, —•!•— follows… bring Claire McCaskill recipe for Carrot Cake. 🐭

And, Pedro Alejandro… no pun intended, but

BREAKING NEWS KNOWN

Kier Simmons reveals that an animal escaped with the Corona virus from Wuhan, China… The WHO is asking who or what stole the Germ from christmas?

Deer, Andrew Yang… Sir, let me be your FREDDY ROACH, i will draw a smile on you that knot even Justin Beiber fans [those motherfuckers] be able to erase… on any METRO. IZIWEY… HAPPY Asian American and SAMOA ISLANDER’s They!!!

AND IN SAMOA: Judges actually get off of their asses and parade their pretty parlamentarían wigs on to the STRIP!!!

Asked by Jonathan D’Aussi, how Samoa was felling to They, a big motherfucker from a neighboring island identified only as PHAT PHREDY drop the mic on the Trumpet of Miles and relayed that, “Samoa was on Stand-By,” adding that those motherfuckers are feeling Dead with a lower-case of democracy inside but ready to Riot on the outside. Öüï hopes that Things don’t escalate to that.

As a model/nomenclature setup Adán En Todo suena medio Sueños Liquidos, no cree usted, marchantita?

My next doG will be named 🐎 Ferrari ⛽️ Pura 🏎Sangre 🛴, or maybe Eye will keep it simple and just go with Napoleón.

With that in mind, i direct your not paying attention to the Reverend Doctor Al Sharpton, Ph.M. (honoris causa) for the follow-up to the Sermon at Saint Eustache (Annunciation They).

Alternative media, the breakfast of Nostradamus… this is how that Frog stayed ahead of the “mode”

And, Willie Geist, please relay to Cousin Joe (that SumBitch) that the Ph.M after the good reverend stands for Phat Me•Hee•Ka, pronounced with an ese accent.

But FO’ist… The ANSWER IS CHÂTELET-less-Jales, ALWAYS, Mr. Yang… All Güeys! It does Knot Matter if it’s Babylon 2 or, Mexico City, but never\never\ever—ever that Waterloo stop on the BoobTube.

Tranquility Base, the President relays that he’s got One Mo’change to make, please stand-by as JFK reclaims his initials… And CDG, please hold for UN GRAN logistical pedo on your Eastern “Friendly” Skys; STATE-Sponsored Piracy is in full effect.

 

🎶 🗣 Y como era de oropel, se lo di a mi Tiny Dancer

[This is an Amnesty International Placeholder*]

But FO’ist!!! the « Chief Commander » is knot a happy camper to they, no-no-No-Nooooo! Lorde Lorne (motherfucker) how can you have the most recent matricula of SNL hint that STRONG:

one of the most well-rounded performers in the show’s recent history. She can act, she can sing, she’s hilarious, and she can create strongly realized characters with a good central gag…

ah, and she speaks better french than that Floosy « Bardot ».

is saying goodbye to Live From New York!!! WTF, Lorne.

# 40 mis pelotas, Cecily is N° 1¹, period

¹.) Next to Gilda and Jane, —of course.

PS: ha’bout you take a Break, Lord Lorne?

And, Loss of Signal… Eye M. Groot! — Upon hearing that her doppelgänger² at Live From New York, [was about to get sacked, digitalized and Sold as Limited Edition “meme”] the most famous French in his story reached out to her new beau, a young Buck called Groot, (a handsome SumBitch) to say thanks for the laughs. On a serious note: Cathy Anne… Eye is in love with you.

².) Dangling participle courtesy of the Independent Nation-Island of SAMOA on the Rachel Maddow Show... Aussie, follows.

* Knot to be confused with a panhandler, eh! And Claire McCaskill, let the record show that the representation of Cecily Strong in the role of Catherine Deneuve is by an anonymous artist, Groot comes courtesy of La Mairie de Paris.

Later in the programming, it’s another edition of RUN, Pesquet! 👨🏻‍🚀 RUN Motherfucker 🏌🏻‍♂️ it’s Sports They à FIP, —in Rome… and « CONSTANTINE » is at the plate; de Algeciras a Estambul on page 15 of N° 2590 of CNewsMatin, Defendente Génolini HIJACKS the inning demanding that MLB release the Broadcast to Belarus 🛰

The letter K in baseball denotes a strike, un abanicó en Castellano et, KENTUCKY Fried Chicken at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes.

After the break, at the Bottom of the Second, Dario Moreno takes the Left Field and plots the Revolt of Hercules with Serge Gainsbourg, or something like that, but Eye wouldn’t know… it’s in GREEK, but i used to be a fan of El Pancracio, and i know that André The Giant agrees with Mí when we watch Gory Guerrero in one of his first battles of Lucha Libre [en la colonia Roma], here below is the great Gory against Ciudad Juarez’ native, El Vikingo.

And BARATUNDE’s love of The Police aside, be adviced that Steve Kaplowitz at El Paso Inc. is the only sheep worth saving in that Old West Texas radio Station: The “Q“.

IN WASHINGTON, Mars mom was hypnotized by Shannon Pettypiece into believing that she is the Lead Singer of FAITH NO MORE… Mike Patton is knot amused… especially when you consider that in her off-time Shannon is a satellite for the CLAP underground from Paris… [S]it–rep and Sirene bullshit relay that a knock-off of Le Parisien CLAP began to appear in Australia, aussi… a bunch of old Jewish SDF’s from Le Kremlin-Bicêtre took the CLAP Down-under after the Parisian cops raided the Villejuif Underground… those motherfuckers.

And just to put a Cherry on Claire McCaskill’s vanilla cake U Think U are Falling 2 pie•ces

In Babylon 2, Mayor DiBlasio is re-interpreting Cri-Cri for gringos at The AP. Nicolle Wallace was last seen going through her Texas librarians rolodex, the pundit is trying to get a head-start with the lyrics of “Caminito de la escuela”.

And Mika…  LEAVE CUBA ALONEEEEE!… And Adam, don’t Öüï all have a little of Genesis en tous? After all, Willie Geist will tell y’all that Öüï is nothing but neutrons, electrons, protons and some, even have a little neutrino in them, Trou Story. Ask André, he’ll tell ya’… AND COUSIN JOE,  Stop It, nobody likes John Wayne before breakfast and especially, knot before a Siesta.

Like Ice-T, Eye can’t predict the future, but Öüï know that if youse add Long Island in the mix it’s going to be a Hit, WAIT JERRY, scratch D.A.T. — It’s GOLD JERRY! Au!!!

Aussi… please relay to the Big Case that Öüï loves Ale, many many Ale… 🏌🏻‍♂️

 

Ladies in Gemini: ADELA MICHA

This woman needs no introduction… with Musical Guest, from MAN CITY: OASIS (Whatever)

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2021/5/22 /disgraceful-ap-slammed-for-sacking-reporter-amid-gaza-war

What’s the matter, AP Lemire, Emily didn’t fit into your perfect “cookie-cutter” mold? What are you, but most important, Jonathan, WHO IS Running that boat over at The ASSOCIATED PRESS, the Mexican Foreign Service (unesco 2016) or, just your regular TEENY–bopping VOUGE honcho (Conde Nast Publishing/Alexi McCammond 2021)?

And AP Lemire, “talk about that” on the Nicolle Wallace show, bring Claire McCaskill along because as she often Says, and Eye quotes for youse all: the water is fine.

👊🏼 👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

¥’a££ know that the devil is a bitch, Right? And her name is Mick Jagger and Keith Richards followed.

Así perdió Europa… Eye means, Öüï does not, we repeat, does KnOt want to draw a line in the sand, but Reid all About It! Adela reshuffled the deck and Lo-and-Behold… 🌬🎶 pasa ligera, la maldita Pima Vera sin pensarlo la Prima Pappa takes Vera at the Pass and holy shit, La Prima Pappa takes the Grand Prix de las 🏎 24 Horas 🚘 con Jacobo Zabludowski.

Nicole asked for, IT!… and here’s Mássss

“!Know Mássss, know mássss¡”¹

COINCIDENCE? You decide, but the fact that The Colonia de El País in Mexico City is denying that La Gran Tierra del Nopal (Tenochtitlán) was founded today, May 13th—700 years ago, smells kind of fishy when you connect the fake-dots with the name of the hacked GAS company, which of course it had to be… anyone?… [A]h fuck it, Ferris, the answer to that pipeline is: COLONIA… wanna know what the parallel to ISRAEL and the 700 club is? Ask any Chilean on the msnbc’s, it was called: Colonia Dignidad—¿quiere más?

https ://elpais .com /mexico /2021-05-13 /la-provocacion-historica-de-lopez-obrador-sobre-la-fundacion-de-tenochtitlan .html

The above quote¹ is taken straight out of Deadline WaWa Land with Nicole Wallace, for context, Charlie Sykes’ German Shepard farted just as the CDC issued a fatwa on surgical masks… provided that the ones doing the fatwa on the surgical masks is current on their coodies (pronounced KuThis) vaccines.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021 /05 /13 /mundo /vacunados-de-eu-pueden-olvidarse-del-cubrebocas-y-la-distancia/

In WaWa Land, the dissonance with the effort to  Save-The_Earth projects was put into evidence when the disease control gurus forgot to translate the old Aztec proverb from Aztlán: ponga la basura en su lugar.

Ahora en Castellano, porque yo no hablo Español

And, Peter Baker, although i’ve never been to Spain (only Cataluña and the Basque provinces), i do know that i once asked you on your way back from Biarritz to give my regards to Brian Williams and [today] i can relay that:

Intimidating Intifada might follow

In local news The Vatican at Aix-En-Provance is scrambling to accommodate the laic at Saint-Eustache on account of the Vatican in Rome.

And Michael Lewis, premonition as a tool is for fags… and here is why: because like the tale of Las Deux Toritas, el pedo d’estas dos rucas (Rep. Liz Cheney y Evelyn Salgado) es diametralmente opuesto (⏳) except for one intelligent design feature that them cunts share.

Over at SciencesPo, the institution instituted a new dean, the clergy there voted on following a different road to Rome and installed a Liberal Arts priestess from the History wing[nuts].

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /995 /reader /reader .html#! preferred /0 /package /995 /pub /882 /page /3

News of the shifting cadre at SciencesPolíta Central reached the City of Acapulco just as “la torita” was on the way to the Teatty Twister lounge to get milked for the day.

File photo for educational purposes… Fair use of all media is in effect .:. 6DDDE240-93F6-4957-9833-6BBC65FDBCE9 🐮 “Exclamation Points”, “Rear View Mirror”and now « Torita », Evelin was a shoe-in for nicknames and other assorted aliases. This is a photo of « La  Torita » sowing her oaths with fellow university students from La Sorbonne at an outing in Normandy. At the time, AND-Brian Williams–couldn’t write this shit up even if a Texas-style Barbecue Brisket was on the pot… and you know what, without any sort of premonition but with a lot of shoe leather reporting EYE DID TELL YOU THAT IT WAS NO TIME FOR SIESTA. But you fuckers were way to infatuated with Dr. John Mill Ackerman (Ph.D.) at the Basque House in Saint-Ouen, or with Pablo Gleason y su “cinito mexicano”.

Stop the presses, Philippe Labro got a TV Show!!! Holy Shit!!! And tonight Philippe Labro interviews POTUS 46.

File photo of Mr. Labró follows… in the mean time:

Eye am Sirius… watch this pace.

Norwegian would — Dear, Ambassador Power

Context on AI [place holder] follows… in the mean while Öüï hopes that the Unesco helmet is comprehensive enough to talk about how them huevos ortodoxos and that watermelon got on the photo widget of the “aiFon”.

Anyhow Cerf-panthère, never mind the sports section that follows, have a seat and disregard the “gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields” on your (Nº 3624) Friday National Edition, instead let’s focus on what the afro-sporting 36-year old woman on page 3 has to say about chance encounters with the Law and let’s overlap that scene with what the Mexican president is saying about diffamation.

🇬🇧 ⚽️ bayrak ⚽️ 🇬🇧

Yup… still holds the “silverware” that really matters.

Previously on, “The empire on which the sun never sets”… Henry Kissinger arranges la Copa Libertadores of 1973 (punto y coma) fast forward to 2021, ANTONY J. Blinken arranges the Armenian “G-word” question against all Turks and establishes that indeed, Australia is the Enemy.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2021/05/06 /us /politics /blinken-ukraine-russia .html

It’s the Top of the FO’ist and at the Plate is non other than the father of “The King of ROME », Anne Hidalgo is pitching a perfect game and President Macron just stole a horse… that madafucka!!!

Over at Centerfield, Willie Mays screams at the top of his 90-year old MENTHOL BnH’s smoking lungs:

HEY There _madafakas_ somebody has to explain to these Frogs that they are supposed to steal the BASES, not the horseys!!!

Let’s check the numbers before Öüï “Let it be”… 9FC36C8A-39D2-4EDD-8916-11FD4186DDBB 🥎 YUP!!! That fucking peace-loving Grunt is on sale A Gain! €3.99. Needles to say: operators are standing by.

… [A]nd Loss of Signal, we have to stop meeting this way, —why way out here in The Atlantic— with your: of course I still love you, in French.

Öüï now returns to the top of the FO’ist — Deer, Defendente Génolini, “how dare you?”

Must be read in a sort of, kind ah, Swedish teen Voice (you fucking sheeple) on account that Öüï is Knot Sure if youse a Boy or a G’Oil.

Page XV… Napoleón is dead. Long live el sindicato de minas, o algo así:

“Vous êtes trop irritable et il est bien difficile de composer avec vous »…

N° 2586 MEERRCCRREEDDII 5 MAI 2021

and then Puebla goes, “chula, pues”.

Over at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, Anne Hidalgo just received a standing ovation from the empty stands.

Time-delayed Instant Ramen Review

Hidalgo’s low-rising curve ball docked on the limited edition aluminum bat* of Georges Méliès’es–ese Louisville Slugger at the CORRECT Angle and sent Michael Collins to the Right Side of the moon, where Commander Collins is now Walking On The Moon.

… [A]nd Loss of Signal: 👁🖤🐑 F4682F53-5179-4A59-8005-C3DB0D143077 🚀
1*). Normally, in soft-speak aluminum bats are the norm, however, Mika Brzezinski… [T]he First 150th Anniversary Softball Tournament at The Pershing Memorial Baseball field à Vincennes offensive operations (innings) were supposed to slugged using specifically turned bats carved from a single Big Would, do keep in mind that for this tournament each of the historical athletes participating at The Plate was issued five bats, and each team was allotted an additional 150 bats for commercial and commemorative purposes, so that’s a lot of Big Would acreage (hectarage around this neck of the woods). Hilarity —if Eye may call IT, D.A.T.) develops when Major League Baseball finds out that Madam Brzezinski (Mika’s mom) had taken all of the Big Woulds (and then some) in order to run a little gallery show in Nantucket, or The Hamptons, or Camp David… the details of the Brzezinski Big Would Extravaganza remain classified.

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Now if there are any DANGLING PARTICIPLES, speak now (motherfuckers) or, FOREVER live on pages 11 and 8 of 16 in this Week’s edition en la vecindad de Philippe Labrador, N° 2586.