And now, Live From The BLADE RUNNER MEMORIAL STADIUM

Juan Nepomuceno Carlos Pérez Rulfo Vizcaíno
was
a
fag,
period

10 years EVE!!!

Out Two of Three… Bill Gates is on Centerfield, the ball from the first tag remains in play, and for those just not tuning in, Mexican Secretary of domestic Affairs, and former Supreme Court Magistrate was at the plate and Republican honcho, Richard Steele remains on the mound.

An insider tip from The Bank of America, the baseball nucleus is tightly wrapped with LOS HILOS DE SASHA y el forro con LOS CUEROS DE LA TÍAIRMA. Witt that in mind, we hope that that our non-readers keep their eye on the ball and remember that we are trying to draft a Third World Parody with the Absurdities of The First World. And since i am writing this from LA LUCHA LIBRE* we really have no other choice than to look at the following declaration as a flat world platitude (context follows).

And Louie Gilot at El Paso Times (2005-6) will probably want to know if by “Bien“, her président means “bien portado”, como México. .:. 99DE8360-E0D4-4C08-9A9F-5875CCABF6A7 ⚾️ Emmanuel Macron: “Todos los que escriben bien sirven a Francia*“.

* Sr. Presidente de la República de Francia, ahora por favor cuénteme una de Western Rodeos, porqué de antemano yo sé (pronounced José) que Francia aún no ha inventado “la charreada”.

LA OTRA CONQUISTA… follows, y tu mamá Aussi.

But FO’ist, it’s The Saturday Night BEECH-NUT Juice SHOW, with musical guest: Wilbur Harrison, and if you are wondering why the needle (SPACE) sent us back to the 1950’s, well then you need to KETCH-up with Bill Gates Chimney Mantle in Nice… and our next stop is 1959 KANSAS CITY HERE I COME

🎶🗣 Wellll You’ve HO’id about The Wacky Races; it’s kind of like those, but hooked on WaWa.

— How long have you known this fella’?

* The Faber Book of Mexican Sinema

We now return to our coverage of The Wacky Big Rigged Races

We last left our heroine, Penelope Pitstop (and her Tiny groom) celebrating their new union, when asked for comment on why she is not competing (in reel—time) for the top position at The House, as she “drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,” Penelope replied that she was too busy thinking about “eating chocolate cake in a bag” in Vienna, —or some Opéra house like that!

And in the role of Tank Commander, Sgt. Blast, is Willie Geist. Congressman Scarborough is Private Meekly, the driver on this track.

… [A]nd in the role of Penelope Pitstop:
Alexandria Ocasio–Cortéz
U.S. Representative
(N.Y.C. 14th Arrondissement
“the purple block”)

Meanwhile back at The Pharm…

https ://thehill .com /policy /healthcare /530695 –pfizer-says-no-covid-vaccine-production-problems-or-shipment-delays

The “Mean Machine” managed to successfully compromise the logistical distribution manifest by 900 K serum units, leaving the rest of the racers out of gas in “the middle of the road” (to be continued)… al Azar, la Ocasió(n) no debe desperdiciarse, Congresswoman.

The big hat of Richard Dastardly is being filled by Avi Velshi* while the fleas on Muttley are being fed by Jimmy Fallon (of The Tonight Show fame).

* Avi Velshi is a man of many hats, Fallon only has one laugh in his repertoire and a single shimmy dance.

Over at The Defense track…

The Army Surplus Special remains bound by the Uniform Code of Military Justice therefore, Sgt. Blast and his driver private Joe (of Morning Joe fame) remain committed to the Outgoing Administration (nº45), and so our favorite Frankenstein tanker is protecting Dixieland bronze-age heroes instead of delivering “boobies-friendly” body armor for American FEMBOTS on the frontline.

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