It had to be you : Trump selects new pope

But then I (Armando Segovia) did tell you all before hand that it was all for the Glory of Fred CHRIST Trump’s son, Donald W.C. John, Hallelujah! Praise baby Trump.

Can Your Beat This Card, pundits?

Straight out of Sacramento : TESLA 🎸🧘🎣📐

That’s BALONEY, Father James, not Bolognese like you forecasted, but just like that French charlatan, MICHEL de Nostradamus once foretold about a River in Bohemia to usher Adolf Hitler onto history’s hysteria, so did you Father James, so did you Father James, because BALONEY is just a piss-a-way to Bologna and the MOB LAND that this former cardinal hails from, ISSY-Stephanie-de-las-Once, Chi•Cagó or, as that big fucking BEAN-in-the-Park once said:

… and The Sign said, Ewe has to have a 🏞️ membership CARD ♦️ to get inside .

TESLA…

Note to Joe Scarborough at MSNBC: “sir”, your show is as you say on The Morning Joe advertorial, “un-scripted” but only AFTER YOU READ and follow my lead you Son-of-A-Bitch. And mister Smith at BuzzFeed and The New York Times, fuck you and the little “crowd-sourcers” that you spawn onto my atmosphere 🌬️…

Love Will Find The Güey.

The Anti-Christ is now set… in case y’all missed the RED SMOKE that Öüï warned you about on Channel Tú with the “Brit”.

Jon Bon Ringo… the beat maker

The best beatmaker

The Caveman

Can’t Buy Me Rome, y en Venezia… en VeneCIA los Hombres G won’t be putting those “jerseys a rayas” on lay-away for Christmas this year, or the next 72 hours depending on what The Pentagon signal says about the tariffs on those Elementary school penguins on the Hare Krishna dial in SEATTLE, where Bill Gates is celebrating the birthday of his fucking mouse.

Miss what? In theaters Friday.  Miss what? She chopped her Deciduous Milkers with Poke Salad Annie, The Army named a fort in Louisiana after her, for Polk Salad not Miss what… who learned Spanish with Susana PubEda while fucking around the Left Bank en Odeon.

— it’s Mississippi, it goes from Our 51st State all the way to LA. ⚜️ that’s Santo’s territory and the Ali Gator is her pet.

And now Ewe know… why Évry body at DeutscheBank responds “Miss what” when they learn that “La Pundita’s” code name in Panama was Magnolia.

Pongo… amarillo no me pongo.

And now, something obscene that It!³ Should Not Let Be:

One step beyond Decca Records. Jump 🦘 Around… Saturday Afternoon is Alright for manif 🥊

Chevy 🎹 😎 🎹  Chase

³~. That motherfucker.

Never mind The Odds, here comes The Primos

Entonces, mi querida Flavia where was I?

Fun, fun, fun with Paul Vario (Cicero, for goodfellas) on The Weekend… let’s talk about it now, Brzezinski, not 3 months from Yesterday, when I am out of Air Supply… fucking bus driver you.

 

And over at The Stock Store in Wall Street, Stephanie Rhule stars as SANTO Traficante.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2025/04/02 /a beatles-vancouver-demo-session

The birth of mop… EMI records lies here.

💭 Ah! Yes. Don’t Stop Mí Now because Ewe are all Amateurs and Eye is having such a good time and EMI•Lie Brun-Mun-Boul-Era-Mier in France Musique is wearing Hendrix for the 2025/2026 Opening Day Season at la Maison de don Radio.

¿Y yo qué saco, Violeta?

Parras, puras parras en La Vid 🍇.

The Best is The West, get here and I will do what follows and Ewe rest.

… let’s go fuck-os. On to they$ edition it’s all with ONO•MATO•PÉE$

You don’t know Hay, wey.

Let’s see, to they is Thursday, but in Hilo, Hawaii, Pineapple on la Regina is just a big no-no. Especially near las Maternelles de Nice and Calais. Sad news for Catholic priests good news for pizza lovers Évry where.