Gracias a Dios es Wednesday (Sabrina in the Spanish-speaking world)

Öüï now returns to the liberation of Marjolena Kalten-porten microphone and the farewell to Güï Güï l’Impératrice.

https ://www. radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /passage-de-relai

Objects in mirror are closer than Sicily.

But first, a little recent history… not long ago on the East-side of the Marie Bridge between the Cité d’Arts and l’îlle de Saint-Louis there stood a child-size sculpture of a full-grown devil. Old Nick was dressed in formal attire, frock and all minus the top hat (perhaps to put emphasis en los cuernos d’ese chamuco). The figure stood in one of the three niches, the middle one and Lucifer faced West, and if you’ve ever been experienced ∴ then you know that when a boat passes underneath The Pont Marie, and a couple kisses they are in fact engaging in an old Masonic ritual. It’s a passage ritual, really, before you get to the Occident as you sail (in this case) from the Orient you must kiss the devil’s ass before you see the Best, which of course is The West.

Secrets in Plain Sight

Negotiations for Marjo’s release fell when the malevolent Denis Soula, a two-bit kaporal looking to impress the minister of war ignored the orders to stand down as the ¿A Poco Sí? Gallactic ship approached the mini moon.

The no-turning back zone

 

Kaporal’s Soula skirmish almost ruined the terms of the prisoners exchange, which of course sent the distinguished gunner of the ¿A Poco Sí?, Sensei del Toro into an unusual rage but for good reason, Sensei del Toro spent the previous 24 hours trying to secure the Tower of London, but the Sheriff in Arizona would not open a channel of communication what-with the Government Shutting down in the entire U.S.A. it became imposible to secure a prison to hold Luc Frelong. Güï Güi l’impératrice insisted that the liberating party provided the jail in which Luc would be held until The Seattle Mariners made it to the World ⚾ Series or the year when the mini-moon was scheduled to leave Earth’s orbit (which ever happened first).

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City)

Corporal Marley volunteered to shot the sheriff, but The rasta-fucker would not shoot the deputy, and so Sensei del Toro improvised a daring move and headed over to Indio, California… Sensei del Toro had some friends there who hit the peyote like  crackheads hit Rock Cocaine in Compton.

It’s a human number… Iron Maiden, pero sí, more understanding than a cunt… right back at you l’impératrice 💋.

Naturally, Sensei del Toro had to slow time to an almost stand-still if he wanted to hit the mescaline, secure a prison for Luc and make it in time to meet the end of the bargain with the Evil Güï Güï…

Meanwhile, as that shit developed in Indio, California, the Brave Sirius had to deal with Kaporal Soula’s protagonismo in space.

Short-story long, Alcatraz was out of the question, Donald Trump was adamant on re-opening that joint to house niggers and wetbacks, and other assorted undesirables in The U.S.A., but lucky for Sensei del Toro there was an old California Pinto League parolee sipping on Gin-and-Mezcaline who suggested TRACEY, which coincidentally was free for auction following Governor Newsome re-districting scheme to respond to the Texas organized re-districting grab-ass.

Prison for sale… must take all of the pintos that are housed and serving time within. The price is a real steal : $1000 U.S. or a dozen oysters from Scots in London.

The brochure looked promising and so to Tracey it was that Sensei del Toro and his band of Ragamuffin Buffalo Soldiers went.

Secrets in Plain Sight…

Porn for victory :

Contemporary design and other assorted secrets.

Release The Epstein’s Films… and if it’s KOSHER, the Donald Trump golden shower scenes at The Kremlin.

Trump’s best friend is a genocidal Jewish psychopath, it’s an open secret in Dan Brown’s new saga.

Failure is not an option, it’s included in the package like a good old TimeShare racket.

In Utah, Charlie was proven wrong and in Paris, France, in the heart of Châtelet, the Préfecture de Police sent a clear message to the Hangul menu-loving crowd that KIMCHI is not an option, like guacamole or pico de gallo, it’s a basic sauce or appetizer for the ✋🏼 main dished.

Across The Atlantic and over yer’NECK of the Woulds, Joseph Smith got his groove on.

Charlie Was Proven Wrong… but yes Donald Trump, mister Kirk is the martyr that the Right 👍🏼 hand 👌🏼 needs.

A mosaic… 📐 If eWe can Keep, It!

4 clicks right, 1 up…Light Breeze 🍃 from NNE 🎯

In Paris to They (those motherfuckers), Marco Rubio is in town, the Reich’s Secretary of State will meet with Flore Caron of the france musiques to discuss the possibilities of incorporating Texas Governor, Greg Abbott, into the the opéra ballet 🩰 for handicapable cripples, according to sources close to Abbott (that motherfucker), the governor will audition Last, with the Prix du Kitsch 🦽,

… and Stéphanie Rhule, i got good at being great when Eye heard your passion on my Nightcap.

Yes, BFM… Öüïknowdis. Now let’s fuck like on Manic Mondays and then Öüï goes skateboarding 🛹 like an Egyptian.

If you motherfuckers had seen the 45° on the Baby Sequoia in front of that fucking Stone you Coq Suckers would have known that Secrets, indeed Adelina, are in PLAIN SIGHT💅🏼

Ever heard of The California Pinto League? I had some friends there… ⚾ but that is not the point, the point is that today the Sun hits the ground in the Cour de la mini milpa de Châtelet and so the shoots go in the pot, where Hierba-Buena is feeling peachy like a Mojito à la Cour de la rue Gabriel (75008).

She don’t lie, she don’t lie… Cocaine

It’s a perfect day near and around Ramsès-es-es obelisk, the skin feels like Escondido in winter but without la neblina mañanera de San Diego… if you’ve ever been.

Any 🦉 hoot, Pablo Torre, nice apple… did you catch the Fed Powell going Badum-Tisch 🥁 on The Easter Bunny. Eye tells you Pablo Torre, “Évry news you take, Évry post you send” is on The Synchronicity album, the rest is nothing but a Wayne Newton on a James Bond film (remake).

 

What a Timing : 2, 3, 4 … it’s 7:20 Somewhere

Somewhere over the Last Word, Benghazi went FUGAZI in a waiting room as The Atlantic learned about LAS YEMAS 🍳 DE YEMEN 🇾🇪.

Éh-Vhu-Rii Won (4x)…

Éh-Vhu-Rii Won, Éh-Vhu-Rii Gü’Er, Ol-At-Whonce.

Ay, ay,ay, EYE-EYE, ay.

Instant Karma from
The PORTAL in MARCH MADNESS

For the record, Pablo Torre: I told you that I was going to go to SOUTH PARK.

Live From Municipal Waste Headquarters on THE RIGHT BANK of The SEINE in Paris, France, it’s another edition of “Julio in March”.

Pay attention STEPHANIE RHULE, because in the next sketch Ewe Is either going to see 🙈:

1.  El Chavo del Ocho
2. An OLMEC head
3. A Knight Templar

4. A nigger 📜 🤠

It depends on both the PLAN 🗺️ and the SCROLL 📜 that you SIGNAL your battle plan from. If you believe the Da Vinci CODE, then PUNDIT you are going to like the way you look when you buy my SECRETS IN PLAIN SIGHT, EARSHOT and off-course: PLAINFIELD i-Sight™

And, Denisa Kerschovas… ‘member that old Monkee that Katty Kay used to pet?

Meet me in Vienna, we’ll have some spinach or have a conversation, whatever the Apocalypse brings U.S. NOW.

Give back Imelda’s Shoes Pablo Torre — Nike Furies

Fucking Magic Flute need not apply, it’s 19h in CET!!! If you wanna charm snakes you got’s to show up at the crack of Dawn on Channel 2 in France, right now it’s Nereids by The Seine. One reckons that Jason needs a Cello for that, not a fucking flûte. Fucking Monkey Business.

Ok, one more time, and a-Won; and a Tú; and a Won-Tú, 3, 4, blow Mí Down Under since you brought the flûte, watta’fuck.

From Skid Row to Heathrow in a single spark 🔥

And Katty Kay brought in The Euro Tampax… It’s VANIA.

Wagner goes here

But first, One Shot Religion from Cult Club it’s The GOLDEN age of bronze 🥉 in The American Reich. It’s Zen for Dummies in a Bottle like a message for TROY.

School’s Out.

Now… did you really want to go to the Amphitheater or were you just rag-timin’.

Masculinity was a fag before it went the way of Rome

… Ladies in Gemini, Columba.

It’s trou 🕳️… and stop fitting things into boxes.

The Messengers and The Pyres.

And starring as Pedro Pascal, Giordano Bruno, but Öüï will get to that later because right now Mí is coming live from the gutter at Luc des Lombards where some flusy blond is taking the stage for tú Knights 🎬… one thing fo’Sure is that Shilo-americans have no fucking 🇨🇱 memory.

The view. Cámara colorada.

… now for those who have followed the fall and rise of Notre Dame de Paris perhaps (you) will remember (unlike dos fucking chilenos) our friend Seth. Well Seth has exited the Obra 🏗️… but Knot before finding Osiris penis and shoving it up his Hydraulics reservoir.

More Cowbell!!!

The Playbill

Till’ there was Ewe

Breaking on The Weekend: Alicia ia {|§} Missing in Action

Paris, France. July 27 A.T.L.S.* next to the Thom Jefferson statue and la Légion d’honneur home.

ia

*~. After The Last Supper

Vote for TrumpEwe 🐏 won’t have to vote a-Gain.

And starring as Alicia Menendez… TAIKA 🇭🇲 WAITITI and The New Time Bandits at La Riviera MAYA. It’s ok Lisa Kudrow, you can take my aguacates, you sexy thief 🤓.

🇭🇲~. Pure livƎEvil huntress Fianna on a que°st.

In local news, sources close to Willie Geist at the river Acheron relay that Alicia was last seen running between the Left and Right Bank donning an Assassins Creed hoodie and headbanging with Marie-Antoinette where an SUV was stabbed by a big ol’ Sail Boat. 🤘🏼

And, Avi Velsho… did you hear about Israel’s orgasmic 🇮🇱 /🇺🇸cabinet-like meeting at Mar-a-Lago. Sources close to Yahweh reveal that load (courtesy of U.S.) was delivered to a child care center in Gaza.

Breaking in Fiji… Másiosare un extraño dicen en Too Loose.

 

After the weekend, it’s gonna’ get hot as fuck, and climate change don’t give a fuck. COP21, it turns out, was just a big goD and Pony show in Paris, same as it Eva’ was.

 

Previously on, “The Rain Maker”, fuck old people

I hope I die before The Who turns 80 years young.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /tout-en-elegance-avec-ben-sidran -77

Happening right now, the Rosbif Labour Party is having tea with Swiss cheese. One could only hope that the referee is from Stuttgart.

Previously on, “15 moments that Marked the park of La Villette in 2015”.

One… So I Married a Movie Star and my Prime Minister is a fo’KIN cockroach.

Manuel 🪳 Valls

And now Öüï returns to “Witness to History : 2008 – 2015 ».

🎹

The birth of Trump. Narrated by Eric Zemmour.

Eric Zemmour:

— Nobody knew him, and in the written words of Maya da’Bee, “Hilary Clinton didn’t believe Donald when that motherfucker told her distinguished ass who Trump was.

It’s an eminence front — Évry body’s faking.

Across the Universe, Scott Onstott explains the octavos on the classic, but personally ‘La Final’ happened last night. 🇪🇸 wins, 🇩🇪 goes home.

09h15 — Radio 📻 Magallanes September 11, 1973

Víctoria… la más puta de Babilonia.

A nuncio de la nonne: AHORA PÍNTAME UNO de TUS PRESIDENTES.

Grand Re-Opening: The New Sarah Bernhardt Teatro del Pueblo.

PARA LA MEMORIA 
If you wonder why the commemoration of Salvador Allende’s murder in FRANCE, by a faction of Chileans in France are scheduled to take place at a place called “THE AMMUNITON FACTORY” or “THE AMMUNITON DEPOT, look no further than RAY CHARLES performance on the 20th of October at the PALAIS des SPORT, three days after the PARIS MASSACRE OF 1961.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v=jUxiTdRTPMg
(Why the French Police are so Brutal)

In my short experience in FRANCE, I propose that it is because of the short-span memory of sycophantic bureaucrats and the EUPHEMISMS that these “public servants” rely on in order to make the IGNOMINIOUS into a QUASI-LEGAL scheme that provides closure for the FRENCH… but not the victims.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Chileans_in_France

That’s Gold, Jerry! Gold.

 

París, Francia (AS3) 2023 __ Once it became clear that Pinochet’s navy had seized control of Valparaiso at 0600 hours, President Salvador Allende entered The MONEDA Palace at 07h30, Henry Kissinger, at the time, the U.S. Secretary of State, was entrenched with a CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST at The Situation Room where he was monitoring³ the Army’s 🪖 eventual surrounding at 🕘 of Mr. Allende’s last stand; at 09h15 President Allende transmitted his “farewell address” to The Free World 🌎🌍🌏.

 


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In local news, the City of Paris is show casing “los logros” from that dreadfully profitable™️ fire at Notre Dame de ParISIS by having a bunch of zombie-like performers (all benevolently volunteers) interpret how The Living Dead groove 🌡️ en La Canicule (32,° in the shade 🌞). The event, centers around the four Sphinx-es-es that adorn Victoria’s column en La Plaza de Los Dos Teatros del Pueblo.


*~. Last night’s homemade garden salad was courtesy of a marauding group of Casablanca fellows who make it A sport to distribute care–packages to the homeless like me.

https ://www .wordreference. com /enar /thank%20you%20kindly

La casa colorada de Pueblo, Colorado

Por partes, Jacques.

Yo tengo otras órbitas… Sergio Ávalos (presidente de morena-francia).

 

“Ntras. oraciones están contigo, 🙏 PACAZO.”

Searching for MAFFY.

 

“Todo arde si le aplicas
la chispa Ad°Eq°Uada”
Los Heroes sin acento en ORBITA 106.7
Marcianos by any other Maussan.

 

But FO’ist, Primera emisión con Alberto Nájar… Issy, ese señor llegó bailando el Cha-cha-cha. And mister Najar, dudo, —con DUDA de la buena— que aquí en FRANCIA (‘onde io ‘stoy) como en México, no todos cabemos en la “bendita” Radio pública… “¿qué diría papa GOBIERNO?”.

🛸

En estos precisos momentos a las 18h CET la transmision de Órbita 106.7 fm está siendo codificada… en Inglés del bueno se adapta como HUEVOS REVUELTOS (scrambled).

¿O a poco no, Prof. Quintana?

The careless proletariat
by: Jon Meacham
a real TROSTKY-ite
unlike Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra
en Ciudad Órbita, Chihuahua… Municipio de l’IHEAL, Francia.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/07/27 /opinion /017a1pol

 

In this section, the student will describe orally, the quickest route from Manchester (Europe 🇬🇧) to Durango (OASISamérica–Colorado 🇺🇸) and triangulate a portal onto Robert Zimmerman’s set en Durango (ARIDOamérica – Nueva Vizcaya 🇲🇽).

De Ribete los Asomos acorazonados³,… If youse out of Schlitz get a Foster’s mate™️.

³~. Not to be confused with acorazado, because that might summon Antonio Aguilar and El Señor de Zacatecas is chasing his mulas, vieja… vieja, —el becerro, vieja. El becerro se salió, vieja, el portón vieja… cierra el portón, que aquí no es una Bagagerie afrancesada, —el portón, Xóchitl³.

³~. Xóchitl es flor en las naguas, not las nagues nuages ☁️☁️☁️ de Nantes.

Aussie, you motherfuckers need to show your work. Or, ask Canijo Rabbit to draw you a picture, however, Herbie, you may not sub-sti-tute Watermelon institutes for Pineapple marihuana.

A todos los que quieren y aman a Fernando Schwartz — get that fucker some magick soin-atomizer for that pussy-hurt of his from the other They!

And, Chan-Chan… no cheating on the cuchi-fritas.

… Ai’ Tell Ewe All It’s SABOTAGE!

Now Youse Playin’ Dirty Pool.

… Oh the humanity..

The Dutch attacked FIRST and those navel orange broads successfully knocked the JIBS at the BOOM POINT down causing the UPPER SHEVE, and it’s 🪝 HOOK to colapse… an instant moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY, FO’shure.

Asvazadourian’s NapTime at The Acapulco. Let’s just hope that the Lusitanas 🇵🇹 don’t unleash their man-of-war on the pitch… those suckers sure are STINGy.