09h15 — Radio 📻 Magallanes September 11, 1973

Víctoria… la más puta de Babilonia.


Grand Re-Opening: The New Sarah Bernhardt Teatro del Pueblo.

If you wonder why the commemoration of Salvador Allende’s murder in FRANCE, by a faction of Chileans in France are scheduled to take place at a place called “THE AMMUNITON FACTORY” or “THE AMMUNITON DEPOT, look no further than RAY CHARLES performance on the 20th of October at the PALAIS des SPORT, three days after the PARIS MASSACRE OF 1961.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v=jUxiTdRTPMg
(Why the French Police are so Brutal)

In my short experience in FRANCE, I propose that it is because of the short-span memory of sycophantic bureaucrats and the EUPHEMISMS that these “public servants” rely on in order to make the IGNOMINIOUS into a QUASI-LEGAL scheme that provides closure for the FRENCH… but not the victims.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Chileans_in_France

That’s Gold, Jerry! Gold.


París, Francia (AS3) 2023 __ Once it became clear that Pinochet’s navy had seized control of Valparaiso at 0600 hours, President Salvador Allende entered The MONEDA Palace at 07h30, Henry Kissinger, at the time, the U.S. Secretary of State, was entrenched with a CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST at The Situation Room where he was monitoring³ the Army’s 🪖 eventual surrounding at 🕘 of Mr. Allende’s last stand; at 09h15 President Allende transmitted his “farewell address” to The Free World 🌎🌍🌏.


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In local news, the City of Paris is show casing “los logros” from that dreadfully profitable™️ fire at Notre Dame de ParISIS by having a bunch of zombie-like performers (all benevolently volunteers) interpret how The Living Dead groove 🌡️ en La Canicule (32,° in the shade 🌞). The event, centers around the four Sphinx-es-es that adorn Victoria’s column en La Plaza de Los Dos Teatros del Pueblo.

*~. Last night’s homemade garden salad was courtesy of a marauding group of Casablanca fellows who make it A sport to distribute care–packages to the homeless like me.

https ://www .wordreference. com /enar /thank%20you%20kindly

La casa colorada de Pueblo, Colorado

Por partes, Jacques.

Yo tengo otras órbitas… Sergio Ávalos (presidente de morena-francia).


“Ntras. oraciones están contigo, 🙏 PACAZO.”

Searching for MAFFY.


“Todo arde si le aplicas
la chispa Ad°Eq°Uada”
Los Heroes sin acento en ORBITA 106.7
Marcianos by any other Maussan.


But FO’ist, Primera emisión con Alberto Nájar… Issy, ese señor llegó bailando el Cha-cha-cha. And mister Najar, dudo, —con DUDA de la buena— que aquí en FRANCIA (‘onde io ‘stoy) como en México, no todos cabemos en la “bendita” Radio pública… “¿qué diría papa GOBIERNO?”.


En estos precisos momentos a las 18h CET la transmision de Órbita 106.7 fm está siendo codificada… en Inglés del bueno se adapta como HUEVOS REVUELTOS (scrambled).

¿O a poco no, Prof. Quintana?

The careless proletariat
by: Jon Meacham
a real TROSTKY-ite
unlike Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra
en Ciudad Órbita, Chihuahua… Municipio de l’IHEAL, Francia.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/07/27 /opinion /017a1pol


In this section, the student will describe orally, the quickest route from Manchester (Europe 🇬🇧) to Durango (OASISamérica–Colorado 🇺🇸) and triangulate a portal onto Robert Zimmerman’s set en Durango (ARIDOamérica – Nueva Vizcaya 🇲🇽).

De Ribete los Asomos acorazonados³,… If youse out of Schlitz get a Foster’s mate™️.

³~. Not to be confused with acorazado, because that might summon Antonio Aguilar and El Señor de Zacatecas is chasing his mulas, vieja… vieja, —el becerro, vieja. El becerro se salió, vieja, el portón vieja… cierra el portón, que aquí no es una Bagagerie afrancesada, —el portón, Xóchitl³.

³~. Xóchitl es flor en las naguas, not las nagues nuages ☁️☁️☁️ de Nantes.

Aussie, you motherfuckers need to show your work. Or, ask Canijo Rabbit to draw you a picture, however, Herbie, you may not sub-sti-tute Watermelon institutes for Pineapple marihuana.

A todos los que quieren y aman a Fernando Schwartz — get that fucker some magick soin-atomizer for that pussy-hurt of his from the other They!

And, Chan-Chan… no cheating on the cuchi-fritas.

… Ai’ Tell Ewe All It’s SABOTAGE!

Now Youse Playin’ Dirty Pool.

… Oh the humanity..

The Dutch attacked FIRST and those navel orange broads successfully knocked the JIBS at the BOOM POINT down causing the UPPER SHEVE, and it’s 🪝 HOOK to colapse… an instant moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY, FO’shure.

Asvazadourian’s NapTime at The Acapulco. Let’s just hope that the Lusitanas 🇵🇹 don’t unleash their man-of-war on the pitch… those suckers sure are STINGy.


🌱 Detrás de la Sierra 🪚 Godwin’s Law waits for Ewe

Canon en ré Majeur pour cordes et basse continue.
Johann Sebastian BACH
Choral BWV 721; Cantate BWV 147 : Choral nº 10; Cantate BWV 167 : Choral; Cantate BWV 140 : Choral nº4… Orchestre de chambre Jean-François Paillard.


It’s Medio Ambiente Day, so, without further ADO… fuck you Donny Deutsch and Fuck your ugly hypnotist suit… Esto es: It’s Pleno Ambiente, the whole 33 1/3… here’s your Revolutions per minute, puff on this, Donnie. You son-of-bitch! She’s a good lady, JO’mama—she told Mí that she had trouble admitting that you were adopted.

Secrets On Plain Celsius, that’s the secret for the ‘ondulations’ on that there Unidentified Musical Object, over the lavandería at Tuileries.


…but seriously, Eva Longoria, you’ve been to France, you’ve met the head cook, and that is all that Dora “la exploradora” told Mí, —Eye swears. Ask Donnie Deutsch, and then tell him to go spin Phi-Phi on Decca.

Why Phi Phi, Ewe might ask? Well let’s back-masque this bitch, or as the bon gens du beau monde such as the Open Jazz disk jock says, “turn the page” to 1918, on VICTOIRE Day:

Nothing-To-See-Here, or is it?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /musicopolis /1918-henri-christine-cree-phi-phi-

and thus, my deer Phat Basterd’, “My Struggle” began to brew… no pun intended.

I’m Sirius, heck for the past 13 years or so, Eye has been telling Marianne that Marcel Marceau is dead, and that nobody knows who Coluche is outside of Saint Honoré. But the civilized world now knows who Kenzo (not that one🌷) is.

https ://www .bbc .co .uk /sport /football /ajaccio-french-club-strongly-condemns-attack-on-boy-with-brain-cancer-at-game-against-marseille

Anyhow, objects in mirror 🪞 are closer that I told you that I thought.

Previously on… Frogs : what a weekend, eh! LUCHA LIBRE at Roland Garros, Mexican Burlesque between two theaters, and beating up an 8 year-old brain cancer patient just because he was wearing a Mickey Mouse t-shirt ☄️ Goooooooo…. Dodgers.


And please, don’t anyone bring back the “quinceañera” who got stabbed in the woods (not gonna say where, güera) and then burned alive, so pena of being E-victed from Montpellier.

We found La Kerschovas getting sucked through a loophole in a Milonga across from Saint-Maur and dumped behind a boogie-mobil in Australia. Over at El Cerro de Las Noas, en Torreón, Coahuila, Rodolfo Bruneau-Boulmier just ate Queen Victoria’s last roseta shaped penca. Behind the gas-guzzlin’ CHEVALERET Sierra™ we find Émilie Munera scissoring a pocket pussy that she found on inside of Rodolfo’s backpack as she was fetching a bottle of Mescaline… Oh, the Echo Chamber effect coming out of that truck’s bed.

Katty Kay has cracked the mystery, Miss Alemany follows through, and know I know why Ken Delanian is blushing.


In Australia, c’est évident that Là Kerschovas está Furiosa! However, the sounds out of the Bach of Emily’s CHEVALERET Sierra™ are, let’s just hope that she is enjoying the find, or Rodolfo is going to get his wee-wee cut off.


And in El Ey… all that I can say, is that at least We are not French… Congratulations to the Evil Empire for Breaking the Doors of Dodger Stadium 🏟️, damn nigga! What are you, like some kind of Truck. Jesus efin Christ.

Satan in Paris… Dear, Tim Scott, I actually picked cotton


Cotton Picking Congress… if you are Black, and Republican, you are on the wrong choir. Unless it’s 1865. So, are you willing to spill blood, or just fuck with the Treasure.

And Senator Scott, in the next segment I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, will play the role of the nigger in “12 Years A Slave”, by McQueen (not That One, MANS 🏎️), Steve.

Note to editors:

Öüï and, off-Course, the rest of the motherfuckers on this most non-consequential blog would like to remind EMMANUELLE Vo-Dinh, that…

Correlation is not causation but causation is the mother of all correcciones in a Draft.

With that in mind, mi negra, no confundas como Alejandro Lora 🎸, la leche con los mecos de Bose y Valls… with that in mind, “y este otro muchacho… Miguel Ríos ».


It is hurting them a lot to accept it, but racism in Spain seems to be not to be only in their soccer stadiums.


🪞 Marelle

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/05/23 /deportes /insultos-racistas-contra-vinicius-tensan-relacion-españa-brasil/

Cualquier parecido con Lechuga es por Salinas.


“I lived it as a child, but I still remember some events from that tragic government.”

Nestor Yuri Sánchez

Carpe Diem en Oaxaca. (2020). 

https ://imparcialoaxaca .mx/opinion  /adios-guayabera-mia/

Once Bitten Twice Shy

And, Senator Tim Scott, this is your cue to be the bait on that hook there, in the White Elephant Party. Any how mister Scott, God and Country, eh? Tell you what, Senator, how about if I juxtapose it on a mirror, that is to say flipping your image, where all things horizontal are flipped 🙃.

I know that it sounds redundant, but if you please—you just jumped into a Lucha Libre bout. There is going to be a lot of flipping Ewe off.

KAFTA is a meatball, the process is Kafka, and Apache toca cumbias laguneras.

Now, about that “Spiral”, but FO’ist! 🎶 Yesterday on the Musique Matin de France State Media.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /reportage /a-vezelay-les-voix-s-emparent-des-beatles

Well, Eye told’yAll about, “SECRETS IN PLAIN SIGHT”, it’s just like one of those.

Polo: ACT IV… Shifus Clay… Whistle While You Bridge

I Want To Believe… That Katie Bennet is a magnetic anomaly. 🌋🙊 For starters, KATIE, if that’s even your real name, that TEE at the end of your BENNE is a magnetic 🧲 🧭 anomaly between the ERRE (r) and the ESE (s).

Over at The Louvre, in Abu Dhabi, La Kerschovas is attending the Kamasutra seminar, Alejandro Trebek just called a Daily-Double.

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2023/3/7 /israeli-attack-wounds-palestinians-as-settlers-and-soldiers-dance

International Clam Chowder They… In Abu Dhabi, the aloha equivalent is not a Flower thingy hanging over your neck, arriving males get a hand-job and women get their Clam munched, but only if you are a REWARDS Card-carrying member.


In this sector, we find Little Nicole on detention, again and that’s Yer’ cue to pull out yer’ pencil and paper and show your work, not just the Wikipedia source.


And starring as Ashton Kushner: Arthur Aitch.

This section is brought to Ewe by the letter H. The letter H, a chopped-off ladder 🪜 cut at the knees, or an 8 that could not be? Tonight’s fip dot jazz is complemented by the glyph A.

Anyhow Amira AL-SHARIF, in this section of the play (middle of the 7th inning) Eye will be presenting you with a Double eet formula to show Ewe, “The Dark Side of The Moon”, es decir, señorita AL-SHARIF, it’s TROU 🕳️ as EYE had estimated, indeed, “IT!, takes tú.”

Can you make it rain harder, Prince… Cutline: As a child growing up between the Krauts and the Frogs, all that Cookie Monster ever wanted to become was the “guy with the whistle” but then Cookie Monster got hooked on the dough.

Entonces, Almira, because Eye knows that you are not going to look our way, please be advised that as our regular non-readers know, neither Öüï nor Mí get to select the tracks, nor the knews of the They, and as a matter of fact, i didn’t select the double eet neither, and because Scott Onstott already laid out all of Paris’ secrets in plain sight, i can’t take credit for running into your war snapshots next to an inverted T.

And in Local news, the so-called “anti-St. Paul’s 64” strike has breached the breeches of bullshit in the History of bullshit, heck, things are so bad in Lafrance across The Atlantic, that CHARLIE “motherfucking” Chaplin re-hashed and took on the role of Ronald McDonald (currently missing), and for the first time since the Vichy Régime of ACT IV in La République, beer shelfs at Évry 20 FranMonoGeoPrix are begining to run low, except for that fucking Pilsner that AUCHAN wants to drench down your fucking throats.

Actually there is no “dark side of the moon… it’s All dark.” Take the sun out of sight and it’s : lights out, Selene. OUT! i tells Ya’.

This can only amount to one of two variables, either the beer delivery 🚚 ran out of fuel, or the beer delivery 🚚 🚚🚚🚚 are blocking the 🦕 fuel 🦖 refineries that powers FUELS MY STRUGGLE at La Maub.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2023/feb/12 /officier impliqué dans l’arrestation de Tyre Nichols précédemment accusé d’agression contre un détenu

Over at Shakespeare and Co., In Abu Dhabi, her penis itches, and as soon as she gets a hold of, IT!, she’ll scratch his too.


INTERMISSION — Luna sets West on La Défense…

Hilo, Hawaii, our 50th State just got the news at the Stroke of Midnight in Maui, 11 am at the Île-de-Franche, that:

1959Charles de Gaulle is proclaimed as the first President of the Franche Fifth Republic

2023 – Supporters of former Brazil president 🎱 Jair 🇧🇷 Bolsonaro 🕣 storm the Brazilian Congress.

One Hundred Years After The Year of Mexico in France.

The Sun (Also) RISES
aligned with
The TORCH of Mercury
at l’ancienne BASTILLE.

Túpelo, del verbo TUPIR: “this is no time for siesta”…
1. tr. Apretar mucho algo cerrando sus poros o intersticios. U. t. c. prnl.
2. prnl. Hartarse de una comida o bebida.
3. prnl. Cuba y Ven. obturarse.


1973 – Wa Wa gate scandal: The trial of seven men accused of illegal entry into Democratic Party headquarters at Watergate begins.

With this in mind, Öüï dared to ask, just how much influence could a man from Tupperware, Mississippi, fit into the White House, if a man from Tupelo, Mississippi could, and it turns out that a man from TuPelo could fit enough influence on a Wa Wa House to bring back a JET from the runway.


If and Only If

Professor Johanne Grazia Poisson
Dr. In géRIAtre…


You of all MEDICAL interns at a PENN UNIVERSITY toxicomane center behind the ancienne INTERNATIONAL HOUSE IN 2008, knows exactly how to complete “The Pale Blue Eyes” code.

Note to editors, please relay to Évry Guan , that:

This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental, with actual persons listed ‘on-the-record’ in the files of “The Talents and Skills Affair ».

In any case, or marquesina en Châtelet, I, Armando Segovia don’t select the Bale’s or the murciélagos en WEST Point 👉🏻, or in Philadelphia, but that doesn’t matter because tonight Öüï is touching base with Christian, in BALTIMORE, [Raven goes here]… based on the title of an movie starring “The 🦇 Dark 🦇 Knight”.

The Tell-Tale Heart, by IMd

Coincidentally… upon discovering Io en Europa on the Second Day, GALILEO GALILEI died and went to Heaven, thank God that Galileo repented and The Pope in Rome did not have to Knot-into the TALE, the expertise of Cardinal Ximénez, from The 🇪🇸 Spanish 🇪🇸 Inquisition.

1642 – Galileo Galilei, Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher (b. 1564)

Anyhow, LEA Marquesina², Eye just thought that you should know that RABIS is back and Ewe knows that the Black Plague is not far, from the immune response to the little mice’s-es that Ewe killed for Lo’Real.

Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.

Une fille meurt mordue par une chauve-souris à Oaxaca

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/01/08 /estados /025n1est

Deuxième mort, dans l’État de la rage… LA RAGE, LEA MARQUESINA!!! — The Rage.

Dresden cielo? Una hermosa mañana, qu’est-ce que c’est?

“Tú times”…


Nathalie Piole, now that the Big Elephant 🐘 is out of the cabin… it’s Tannenbaum cuttin’ time now.


Nathalie, my love…
Por adelantado, excelente show!

In Extra-terrestial news 📰 NASA successfully completes its ARTE🚀MISA Mission and not to be outdone by the US, the UAE installs a Louvre Museum (Éphémère, any how) at le Champ de Mars.


🌬️🎶 Des d’El cielo una hermosa mañana

La guadalupana

La guadalupana…

_ y otras frivolidades de EmiLie à Paris.

Those stairs where tourists are about to sit their ASS, are from the resin tears 😭 of a Tannenbaum!!! Phat Basterd’…

Elvis is Still Mika’s Cringe!


Speaking of frivolidades, we last left our Escaleras-building Foo’s… wait for entry signal

Ladies in Gemini, Artemis is on the intercom, listen up 🛩️, and pay no attention to Eartha’s Jaguar 🐆, it’s expendable.

Tale of The Tape — ATTAL v. HIDALGO


“Bright are the stars that Shine,” dicen las ranas 🐸 en DesPax Sio.

Tale of The Tape

Please stand-by for feligreses, o como dicen en la embajada de Qatar en el Arco del Triunfo,  paroissiens.

Breaking news!!!

Denisa Kerschovas Quits Allegretto 🤦👃👃👃

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In Local News… Sinema du Jour.


From the desk of the Paris Tourism Board_ 12/12/2022. Rumors around the new espresso machine at francemusique are that the illegitimate Basterd’ spawn of Phyllis Diller, a Frog named Goo, ¡¡¡ WTF!!! No wait that’s another decade, scratch that, go again Goo, a frog named Chrysteau DILYS, gaslighted Kerschovas out of la Maison de La RaDi–eau.

Sit-Reps³ from the marauding benevolent folks of the Perpetual gaslit Candle of The Maltese Cross relays that Denisa Kerschovas was last spotted in the process of pitching a Quechua™ tent next to the Egyptian wing of the head of The Man Of Paris² on the Quai François Mitterrand next to le Jardin de l’Infante.

Raising n’ARIZONA.


Insanity ensued when Kerschovas took on the full role of an SDF and re-nativitized as The Venus de Miles 🎺🎺🎺… Issy, Eye can do this all—They, not only to the GO’ill de Niza.

²~. See Scott Onstott’s “Secrets in Plain Sight”, Paris chapter.

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Still to come when Tuesday’s Gone, it’s another episode of Wednesday.


¿A Poco Si?… La Opinión de Fenster, our copy editor


“El próximo toro, le corresponde a… Yolanda »

What’s The Frequency, Roscrans, and what are the odds that your assertions about the “private network” between the French government’s Ministry of Culture and the Mass Medias, would intersect with the GO’ill de Niza? — This Advertorial campaign is narrated by Ken Burns.

Pura Vida 🇨🇷 y dos con sal…

Pecsi, the choice of the Knew Generation ⚡🪐. The Song Remains The Same 🪄

No insistas, Susana 🇪🇸 PUBeda, and don’t you go sending Mí your “little prey’ers”, my Kite belongs to la Nat’ah Lair Piolé.

I tell you Who’s a Lie all the time dough (nut) Cardinal Biggles 🛩️, that Flyin’ Fokker! that’s Who, —Nacho Cano. Cardinal BIGGLES. (LES BIG g, he is called on that Jersey Shore) 🌉.

L’antier antes era « piso lejano ».

“NO-body, expects the Spanish Inquisition”


🧭 Ximénez

L.E. Aute y F. Cabrales están en un bar, risa sale a chorros cuando, P. Milanés canta Cielito Lindo con Nacho Cano en la Casa del Club América, en Madrid.

LoREM ipΣ… Ketch-up!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/11/22 /espectaculos/pablo-milanes-sera-velado-en-casa-america-de-madrid

It’s A Small World After All — ••• Matt 19:24

5 Theys To Go, on Deadline… And who ate Gilbert’s GRAPES 🍇 in Arizona?



Now, PanCake Pete, you might know who cracked that Egg in Arizona, but do you know WHAT came First? Who’s on NEXT?


⚾ … Never mind (Nirvana) it’s a ☄️ no-hitter in Houston.


Why, Is Where?

Of course you don’t, you people believe that T-Rex 🦖 opened up for Nazareth 🇮🇱.


Cousin Joe, Eye has seen SECRETS IN PLAIN SIGHT, and behold, —motherfucker!


And again (cocksuckers) I say unto you, It is easier for an Elephant (nevermind a camel) to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


Procurator Buffon’s Ball



… and what’s D.A.T. over D.A.R.E.?


https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Axe_historique_de_Paris


No Fucking Jesus here, only fox’s hoes 📐 — EWE know, the kind that will steal Ewe’r Egg Nest, and those HOES are Évry Ware… Behold ⬇️



The Fox that holds the Egg… If you break it, don’t go crying to your little LaMent(ira) WALL 🧱.