Tag Archives: Julio Iglesias — Hey!

What a Timing : 2, 3, 4 … it’s 7:20 Somewhere

Somewhere over the Last Word, Benghazi went FUGAZI in a waiting room as The Atlantic learned about LAS YEMAS 🍳 DE YEMEN 🇾🇪.

Éh-Vhu-Rii Won (4x)…

Éh-Vhu-Rii Won, Éh-Vhu-Rii Gü’Er, Ol-At-Whonce.

Ay, ay,ay, EYE-EYE, ay.

Instant Karma from
The PORTAL in MARCH MADNESS

For the record, Pablo Torre: I told you that I was going to go to SOUTH PARK.

Live From Municipal Waste Headquarters on THE RIGHT BANK of The SEINE in Paris, France, it’s another edition of “Julio in March”.

Pay attention STEPHANIE RHULE, because in the next sketch Ewe Is either going to see 🙈:

1.  El Chavo del Ocho
2. An OLMEC head
3. A Knight Templar

4. A nigger 📜 🤠

It depends on both the PLAN 🗺️ and the SCROLL 📜 that you SIGNAL your battle plan from. If you believe the Da Vinci CODE, then PUNDIT you are going to like the way you look when you buy my SECRETS IN PLAIN SIGHT, EARSHOT and off-course: PLAINFIELD i-Sight™

Picture yourself : on a bushy pelouse waiting for Julio to arrive

It Never Entered My Mind… Vibrating chairs for pundits, imagine what it will DEW for the radius around the Seine.

Today’s ice cream is sold in a weave 🧺 basket and it’s RED. Over at France 2 it’s Toulouse sausages with Popcorn for the film.

Ewe need me on THAT wall, Hidalgo.

Now showing.

 

Pomodoro Tomatillo de Munera productions présent:

📍Dinner and a movie 🍿

Saint-Tropez de nuevo y Con La Misma Piedra. En cuestión de amores I bet you think this shirt is about you

Le Luth Continue, Lutecia.

Glad Tidings and a Happy Meal near your pelouse… it’s Get Back to Sciences Po with your host Donald “McDo” Morrison and the doors au Mans chez Marcel Marceau… it’s where mimes go to fuck. And if your name is Johanne Marie Grazia Poisson, you know exactly where THE STREET of that centro de formación for mute clowns is in relation to that McDo near the 24-Hour Track… “ya llegó Nikki LAUDA” 🏎️ John Player Special is at The POLE 🚦🚥🚦🚥… 🚧

And, Révérend Al Sharpton… did Joe Scarborough just fuck up George Foreman’s obituary? Jesus Christ, Joe!!! No TouLOUSE Saucisse for you 👨🏿‍🍳… here’s your short-order Joe:

Tue’res 🐂 La Nueva España… with LETTUCE 🥬 and TOMATOES, hold the pickles 🔱.

Deux Boules and Two Lousy Sausages, would you like a Corndog with that order, sir? 

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Hey, no vayas presumiendo por allí

Julio Iglesias… me olvidé USAid. Any 🦉 hoot, Adelina de la mañana, who better than Julio to massage your mate to, eh?

Deep Search Disco presents:

COUNT BASS D — Seven Years….

Here it is… the end of tomorrow at the start of Adelina mañana.

Still to come, Mexican Pop and Andy García, yes Rachel MADDOW, that Andy (🇨🇺) García and actual TELEVISA Presenta boYband vibes, they send Eva Longoria an extended heartfelt “sal°udo” manifested from a Conservatoire for Political Axis Committee podium as BackGround and an extended 45-48° angle right-arm with the hand fully-extended as well with the palm facing 👎 down as Form.

Can Ewe Feel, —IT!, yet?

Trou that, Chica del Reporte del Tiempo, trou that.

Over at The Rockridge Café and Brassiere, Brasserie, Howard Johnson is finding out that even as he reads (in 1873) in Paris, France, Louis Pasteur is re-pasteurizing the Porn 〰️ Stach’. It’s Trou 🕶️ .

‘Member now, it’s in the eye of the beholder, that’s what the Supremes’ inked in Stones, in stones big°O°thon : GOSPEL IS IN THE i OF THE BEE HOLDER. 🛬🎈🛫  and KNOT-not in the news 📰 of the beholder.

Over at BFM’er TV the clear mustache winner is the Colorado Style Randy Marsh Mexican Bigote with handles… who just SO HAPPENS to be VACATIONING in (CABO WABO!!!) with the long-lost illegitimately appointed Jackie Gleason’s daughter at The Musk White House.

And, moby dick… goes 🥁 here, Amy.

‘member now Junior, “it’s just a game… pass the curry, Bird »

Church’s Chicken on FIP dot fr

Couldn’t you ROSBIffs cock suckers sent him instead to RWANDA!

In local news, and to celebrate the FIASCO of the 45TH term of “Liberty of the Press” in Them UNITED STATES OF AL SHARPTON… a ROME lover sent a guy who TOLD YOU SO to the PENN.

It’s a WORD opera in the LAND of OPRAH LA noir.

It’s Another Festevus Miracle…
Liz CHeney and Mike PEnce get a free lunch card
and some guy named Julian in London…
gets the
Nigger of The World Award

Happy Juneteenth 2022, Reverend Al Sharpton.

Hey!
Yo también me olvide de vivir.

You get a KAR
You get a KAR
You get a KAR
You get a KAR
You get a KAR

and you sir, and/or madam
you two, also get a a KAR.
It’s a Mini just like the one your MOTHER had, ISSY, it’s better than the POLO from VANIA®.

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da’fuck happened to my bucket of chicken…
Question Mark, that motherfucker!
In SPAIN that cock sucker is the fellow MARCOS…
always framing something or someone.

Any how, America…

You Give Macron a bad name. And Zilinski, fuck NATO, go to the NRA and tell those cock suckers that Ukraine wants to shoot a church… In time.

.And, without further to do, ladies in Gemini: ELVIS Presley

After the break, Our Patron Saint, —El Buen Patrón— la référence, some might say in less than Six Degrees of “Hot Chilli Peppers in the Blistering sun”, mister Kevin Bacon.

And Eye, quotes:

No Nena TuTe’quívocaz
nunca te KoNoSí en La Playa-ya-ya!

Naturalize mis AguaKates, mister avocat

Yo No Me Llamo Javier by Los Toreros Muertos de Chile.

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