Feeling Mexican?

Well are you, fip?

Chichimeca… look it up. And just in case you missed it, Gignac might be the last Coca-Cola®️in Santa Qtar•INA, sin néanmoins, in the politics that govern the Ruhles de Foot MX, en Le Tri de La Francia ese Gitano nomas sirve pa’calentar la banca, and if you don’t believe MÍ, just ask Mme. Lagarde.

Of course Knot, you easy wave… you be Jammin’ all night long.

Check local listings to find out the tracks that made the cut. One thing for sure is that Perrine took a play from the Sophie Ellis-Baxter book and censored po’Lindsey Reiser from the groove.

Locals only
(Séte, porte du sud-est de la France)

Somewhere in the badlands of New Mexico, The Saint just learned that while shooting on the set of The Island of Dr. MOREeau, Samuel Clemens (look it up in Pasadena, CA) VAL KILMER had an illegitimate love-child that now works, you guessed it, at BFM’er Inc., and he’s ONE Ugly SumBitch, the poor bastard has his mother’s mug all over that face.

https ://www .deseret .com /2017/5/1 /20611391/val-kilmer-brings-one-man-show-citizen-twain-to-salt-lake

But seriously folks, is Socc’er FR really-really relative anyMoore? It’s not me stating this, i am not in the business of Libération (anymore), but it does beg the question for all of the Liga’s matches, have you fuckers ever heard of, “what in the HOLE Wide–World of Sports is–a–going on here?” Private Benjamine*?, period!

Previously on, “What in the HOLE Wide–World of Sports is–a–going on here?”, Private Benjamine* was hosting a “Chivo al pastor” party when all of a sudden (Hilarity ENsueS) as Sheriff Slim Pickens walks in to the Set.

“You  🦅  guys look like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!” .:. 1056B53F-24AD-4D5D-80ED-1C2AF0B85EEA —_¥_— The Camp Town Ladies sing this… Anyone? Memo Pablo, Guillaume Paul?, Anyone?.

Ring ring, Siren, In•Deed. 📞

BFM’er TV Presents: Journée Test, starring Whiskers Stalt[h]er

Paris, France

CoolTure Geek is for fags

CoolTure Geek is for fags.:.EFBBF28D-1957-4479-BE6B-6BFA7D36CEDC -^•!•^- Viva Les Nerds (motherfucker).

Issy, now that the Executive and, guidon bearer of the 5th Republic of General Charles de Gaulle has taken care of a little noisy conflict on the Eastern Front, Mr. Jupiter will be tested on his ability to untangle los hilos de un Gran Bouchon at the retirement home… Clemencia Dibout has all the “por menores” desde Châtelet.

Walk a Mile in My Shoes

Walk a Mile in My Shoes.:.89372ECC-B2D5-4CD1-84B2-A173C9DC4067 •|• “Satisfy Mí, Baby”…  no insistas Clémence, my Heart Belongs To Suzi.

Mean, while La Soupe Populaire abre sus puertas, Uno de cada Tres clochardos andan bien Buchones.

Au bout

Au bout, Manu… get busy, boiiiiiii.

Coming up in the programming:
Sweet Baby Jesus!
It’s a session with Baguettes!
Let’s her it for our favorite Drummer,


La Guadalupana

La Guadalupana a manazO y a El Santo (Val Kilmer) nunca conoció.

Sólo para conocedores.

Dear, Bill Maher: fuck you. Love your show, but fuck you. Hugs–n–Kisses in Emoji slang.

Gordo *

* scene where Gordon Sullivan
is mimicked by Cantinflas
is mimicked by ChantalLys,
—who BTW—
plays the role of a repented scientist
who turns to The Greek Theater
at the bottom of Mullholland Dr.
to tell Gallagher, that his,
—[EYE] shit you not S.T.I.N.G.—
motherfucking P.O.£.I.C.E. grandfather
was a true fucking Damn YanKee*

Ladies in Gemini.
Con ustedes…
La Ciudad de las 2 necesidades:
Chicago, Chicago.

minus that conservative asshole
who shitted his pants to get out of The NAM,
and who, later in-life,
once he made it to
The Griffith Observatory,
bought Asian teenagers to use them
as C.U.M. buckets.

El maratón de París me la pela. —Yeah i YEAH!, dijo Aquiles Serdán, pipope de las Tierras originarias de Milenio Televisión: ODA AL CER•DO•TADO, who lost his job with Carlitos Puig. MILENIO DIARIO; hacen lo que el PODER en TURNO les O.R.D.E.N.A. granjear en la ordeña de “in-dull-A.G.E.N.C.i.A.S.”

* Gallagher [on the Full–Cast] plays the role
—[Eye] shit you not—
Ana Anabitarte,
of a
Mechanical and SYSTEMS Engineer,
“S.P.A.C.E. J.A.N.I.T.O.R.”, one–each,
on a Mission [Drive] to save the C.O.P. 21,
according to some fucking Peruvian bratt
your  b.a.s.i.c.  Gallo Negro  of the bunch.

Scene iii
Act 999
where ChantalLys asks of Gallagher:
what happened at chez manazO?

… and Gallagher goes: