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1 de agosto … extend[i]able pieces ♟️

And in Paris, France, even as Öüï speaks, Donald John Trump believes that it is because of him, that “Luis Miguel³” came out today. Reality shows that even Eddie Gloude Junior knows, that that is not even his fucking song… gonna get some sushi now. Collaborate among Ewe’r selves.

Un taco Al Día… un taco Al Día es la Copla de l’Alegría 🥊.

[Note to editors, image imagination is inop* for this entry on account that Tom Cruise… well you know].

³~. El Sol

In boxing news, available ticket prices for olympic pugilism range between €100 – 300 each, (still cheaper than a “Swifty” concert in L.A.) and quite possibly worth every round on account of the anti “hyperandrogenic” discrimination clause at the International Boxing Federation, where boxing capos at that outfit can’t even get their testosterone stories in order before unleashing yet-Another “misinterpretation” rant from the bigots at Hogwarts 👨🏼‍🎤.

Enter Through The Style Libre Door.

Any hoot, in boxing news the staff of this most non-consequential blog will not be following the developments between the European ⚽ clash happening between ➗ l’Argentina and the host country from Mali and Sénégal.

Have a cigar…  it’s time for The ➗ 🔔, belle.

Breaking on The Weekend: Alicia ia {|§} Missing in Action

Paris, France. July 27 A.T.L.S.* next to the Thom Jefferson statue and la Légion d’honneur home.

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*~. After The Last Supper

Vote for Trump… Ewe 🐏 won’t have to vote a-Gain.

And starring as Alicia Menendez… TAIKA 🇭🇲 WAITITI and The New Time Bandits at La Riviera MAYA. It’s ok Lisa Kudrow, you can take my aguacates, you sexy thief 🤓.

🇭🇲~. Pure livƎEvil huntress Fianna on a que°st.

In local news, sources close to Willie Geist at the river Acheron relay that Alicia was last seen running between the Left and Right Bank donning an Assassins Creed hoodie and headbanging with Marie-Antoinette where an SUV was stabbed by a big ol’ Sail Boat. 🤘🏼

And, Avi Velsho… did you hear about Israel’s orgasmic 🇮🇱 /🇺🇸cabinet-like meeting at Mar-a-Lago. Sources close to Yahweh reveal that load (courtesy of U.S.) was delivered to a child care center in Gaza.

Breaking in Fiji… Másiosare un extraño dicen en Too Loose.

 

After the weekend, it’s gonna’ get hot as fuck, and climate change don’t give a fuck. COP21, it turns out, was just a big goD and Pony show in Paris, same as it Eva’ was.

 

Tlaloc rise and liquid at the ATM is down

A la una… we begin in Australia via the Moulin Rouge

Salade,  tomate, ognion

Wait—what!!! What river behind you, Willie Geist, that’s a fucking Arc not a river, perhaps you are using a Tom Cruise Impossible SNCF Map?

It’s nobody’s fault but KTLA… quintessential Parisian rain in Châtelet, eh!? Thanks 👍🏼 Obama!

 

A las dos, it’s one about narcos… what else, especially when La France, once again rejects the idea of creating an anti-corruption agency at Matignon. In the words of Emmanuel : let U.S. worry about the game, Knot the players, adding, here Jérôme, have some fucking B.R.E.A.D. for your poisson.

El cable informativo, before the AP wakes up.

… y alas : TRES

Fluctuat nec mergitur

All Aboard…

it’s 1 o’Clock on Willie Geist’s Watch ⌚.