Tag Archives: That wacky tribe called Israel

Breaking on The Weekend: Alicia ia {|§} Missing in Action

Paris, France. July 27 A.T.L.S.* next to the Thom Jefferson statue and la Légion d’honneur home.

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*~. After The Last Supper

Vote for Trump… Ewe 🐏 won’t have to vote a-Gain.

And starring as Alicia Menendez… TAIKA 🇭🇲 WAITITI and The New Time Bandits at La Riviera MAYA. It’s ok Lisa Kudrow, you can take my aguacates, you sexy thief 🤓.

🇭🇲~. Pure livƎEvil huntress Fianna on a que°st.

In local news, sources close to Willie Geist at the river Acheron relay that Alicia was last seen running between the Left and Right Bank donning an Assassins Creed hoodie and headbanging with Marie-Antoinette where an SUV was stabbed by a big ol’ Sail Boat. 🤘🏼

And, Avi Velsho… did you hear about Israel’s orgasmic 🇮🇱 /🇺🇸cabinet-like meeting at Mar-a-Lago. Sources close to Yahweh reveal that load (courtesy of U.S.) was delivered to a child care center in Gaza.

Breaking in Fiji… Másiosare un extraño dicen en Too Loose.

 

After the weekend, it’s gonna’ get hot as fuck, and climate change don’t give a fuck. COP21, it turns out, was just a big goD and Pony show in Paris, same as it Eva’ was.

 

Our apologies to Professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior.

All Apologies, gremlins got in the Güey and Staff could not snap 🫰🏼 James Car°Vile’s mug on time, but Öüï might get to that in a spiffy depending on how these pork costillas with ready-to-mix mashed potatoes for lunch… munch, munch, turn out.

No insistas, Susana Poveda, you can’t touch my cueritos fritos como chicharrón… Deer Lorde!!! I have outdone The Bear.

 

Eye tells Ewe watt, Eddie Gloude Chico, Öüï does knot care, Öüï gives less than a puck about the chile growing on la Quai des Mégisseries next to the Samaritan and LV. Our 🌽 huitlacoche 🌽 keeps growing along.

… and, Cousin Joe, the American Flag 🇵🇷 is a Weapon against 🇵🇸, now have an Avocado 🥑 Haass from the filthy Dutch, because every fucking time that an “american 2000-pound bomb” hits a 10-year old child in Rafah, Netanyahu has an orgasm. Because Benjamin is a sadistic 🇮🇱 fuck. Have fun at Mar-a-Lago, Florida.

Next up on the menu:

CORN SMUT with FILTHY ROQUEFORT
on a quesadilla de maïs
… con queso.

Got quesadillas?

Across the Atlantic, it came to pass, that the biggest WELFARE QUEEN at Capital Hill is none other than THE NATION OF ISRAEL. Being the War Pigs that (Israel is) “the tribe is insatiable” and can’t (munch) have enough of the phallic-shaped bombs.

And, Richard Haass, is it just Mí or does Benjamin Netanyahu sounds more and more like a rabid-savage troglodyte, the kind that one might read in that fake religion from The Old Testament?

Mazorca

Now, about those “Made in China” United States Flags, it’s like Richard M. Nixon and Ronald Reagan once said: if the American flag is burned because The Nation of Israel is acting like an asshole, then yes, by all means, burn that fucker because it’s just a rag, anyhow”.

The Stripes on the Tile, and CNEWS matin, Fuck You Too

El bless Satan, Isra°El, Isra°El, ra, ra, ra⚡ now show Mí yer’ titties, Miriam.

In local news, it’s the Smallest Violoncelle de Marseille in the hands of Juanito Guanabacoa and El servicio exterior mexicano en La Rue des Victoires (75002), sector Fabrique de La Solidarité with Mayor Bass from El-Ey, period!

Musical soundtrack original, as in the original sin is being sponsored by Jean-Baptiste Urbain at Musique Matin³.

Behold, Israel stole the falafels Ewe’all.

 

🍸… and Mme. Representative Maud Gatel, el próximo diablo es de usted, Ra Is brought to you by NARCO.

In Search Of Diderot – 8th entry, Laughter’s mom

Dear, Sarah Silverman: you are my 2nd favorite Jew; but we [the staff] don’t know if we could ever forgive you for “Fucking Matt Damon”… even if Jimmy has.

America’s Grand Vagina is located in the Great State of Arizona… in this these beleaguered DACA times that we live in it kind of makes sense, and NOW it’s beginning to make more sense since that Cunt, Arpaio, former sheriff [one-each] was spawned there. Our guess is that the Great States of Utah and Colorado account for them Super High Cesarean Stitches, then, eh?

Way to go on redefining the part of our bodies that should be ‘censored‘, and you know Sarah, you could have not brought that issue onto the table at a more appropriate time, because after all it said and done, —and the fat lady sings— and we all turn into nothingness, laughter is the best medicine; i KNOW that if there should be a thing call the ‘after life’ Dr. Ernesto “El Che” Guevara is clapping his hands [3] in approval for finally TEACHING AMERICANS, north of the Rio Bravo, about our naked bodies in a medically charted way.

Serendipitous Solidarity, o como diría El Chavo del Ocho: fue sin querer queriendo… Anygüey, Sarah, i’m sure you’ll find a Bolivian restaurant in the Great State of New Ha-Ha-Hampshire where you can find out all about don Ramón… In any case, congratulations to the brave Stella and her uncensored HULU brest’eses for being a transcendental bridge between parallel universes and ideologies; we [the] staff would have shown Scott’s magnificent uncircumcised penis, but HENRY KISSINGER wouldn’t respond to any of “The Hitch’s” request for “Declassified” photographs of Mr. Víctor Jara’s mutilated genitalia.

… More context follows.

🎵 Oh, happy days — oh happy days… Anygüey, Sarah, we [the staff] are running out of juice on this old iPhone that we are using to kill the writen English language with, we’ve got clumsy thumbs and Cousin Joe just won’t send that dang-on New X rated version iPhone; or is it iPhone X? Who cares, the thing is that we are struggling with Supplies and wouldn’t you know it: winter is almost here.

BTW Sarah, i personally loved your Bon Jovinesque rendition of “I love you,  America”, i even thought that you were from New Jersey…

The Street is My Gallery… Foto por: armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2017. —_— Rue du Jour on the West facing Pillars of l’Église St-Eustache; Quartier Montorgueil–Saint–Denis. —_—.  Anonymous stencil artist.

Stick around, more of Sarah Silverman’s context is about to unravel, next up: Ishmael meets the Westboro tribe.

TimeStamp: the bottom of Cousin Joe’s first hour: 12h30 CET

Hey there Violín de Azotea… We’re back.  

… Meet Brozo, and the man with the politically obscene pointing digit: president Enrique Peña Nieto, we [the staff] wish that on the next presidential election of 2018, his fucking hands, and those of Bernardo Gómez would get censored from the election process.

Yes, Sarah we Mestizos (or La Raza) are aware that you Hebrews have been around the block for a while, and while 80 years is not even half the life span of the founder of your tribal laws, a Patriarch who according to Scripture got to walk on his sandals to the ripe Old age of 175*, eight decades are in fact a very long time for a country to be having to put up with a Finger up its ass every time a new presidential election is ‘staged’ and the oligarchy wins.

“Que no te haga bobo Jacobo…” y de paso, que Chinguen a su madre los de Molotov. =¡= Licenciado Brozo, el staff de este pinchurriento blog que usted y su pinche productora ignora (y qué bueno por eso) le pide a usted y a todo su equipo una disculpa por no haber agarrado de rebote esa su pinche transmisión en vivo por los interwebs, pero sabe asté de que “nos agarró el sueño” y pues no hubo de otra mas que la de jetear un rato; lo bueno, licenciado, es de que “implícitamente” comenzó usted, así de bote pronto, a incluir la aritmética política como segmento de diversión educativa en su chingado changarro con patrocinador, y sea como fuese, pues eso siempre es bueno. Disfrute sus vacaciones, o como diría Liam Gallagher: As You Were.

TimeStamp: 2200 hrs. CET… and midnight has gotten a hold of Denis… we must do a Frequency Hop onto Saturday in order to continiue with this tour, but as a Birthday Bonus here´s John at The Cavern:

Happy Birthday, John… and it’s  “the” One After 909.

Sources, links and Scriptures… we [the staff] love you Sarah.

1. La Jornada en Inglés: https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/oct/11/sarah-silverman-i-love-you-america-hulu-politics

2. proceso en Inglés: https://www.thenation.com/article/the-death-of-che-guevara-declassified/

3. The Washington Post in Spanish:

“Just the facts, Ma’am…,” was the directive of  Sgt. Joe Friday; his voice must be read CON EL DEJO DEL PRESIDENTE Salvador Allende… S.V.P. —_—. Fair use of Dan Aykroyd.

http://www.elnuevoherald.com/noticias/sur-de-la-florida/article170763702.html