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Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today’s codes?
Major T. J. “King” Kong
Don’t be, I’m Sirius.
Issy… i think i’m feeling Japanese, Eye really think’s so.
Jump to mañana, Alicia… 😼 brinca la tablita yo ya la brin•que.
“Call Mí, Jean del Jardín, Alexandra, and then Öüï might “collaborate” but du Jardin better not drag George Clooney with Audrey on stand-by.
A better headline would be : Pete is a denying bitch, which is why his final PHOTOGRAPH was in the Mussolini pose ⸸.
All You Need Is Love
witt Musical Guest :
Dead French For Trump
… in yesterday’s news : https ://www .femmeactuelle .fr /actu /appelez-moi-jean-dujardin-sinon-grosse-gaffe-dans-telematin-une-chroniqueuse-confond-audrey-lamy-avec-sa-soeur
And now… something completly different, o como dicen los franceses-es : does that hat come with gray poupon?
¡Olé! Like Bull, it’s a three-letter word… and for the record 🔍 The Pink Panther’s tail is the third letter in the alphabet 🔎 or the letter “see” if you can spell MEXICO… sin acento, —of course. Tecate, invita.
Well hot-diggity-dog, Öüï got U.S. an old fashion ball game for All Hallows Eve, who knows, maybe all The Saints might come marching in if the Séries crosses over to November in E.S.T. ; in C.E.T. however, it is already a guarantee that Game Six will begin AFTER MIDNIGHT on All Saints Day… Día de Los Fieles Difuntos if you speak the Langue, —doc.
“A coin toss,” that’s what 50 Billion buys U.S. !
Well i’ll-be-damned… i was under the impression that Tucker Carlson was a “neo-Con” after 5 pm in EST and a closeted Nazi all-day long. It! (that motherfucker) goes to show Ewe just how little Öüï knows about bullfighting…
News from the Louvre, a new doctrine is in the midst and it transcends The Potomac (con ínfulas del Nilo) all the way to The Yangtze, the new doctrine called by people-who-know on the Carlson Tucker Show reference the policy as the “Don Monroe” doctrine in honor of all of the criminal enterprises (gangsters) who in different epochs and eras controled the world. The first order of business for the new warlords is to shut elected officials from intelligence briefings where “fisherman hunting” attacks are discussed and planed.
if Eye is KKKnot mistaken, a ese quite³ lo llaman “El Trincherazo” and The Pharaoh of Texcoco executed it better than any of Alexander The Great’s heir in the Ptolomy region of Africa.
³~. Pronounced Ki-té, if you don’t speak the Langue, doc
It pays to know what’s coming, Cousin Joe is moving to 👅 Languedoc.
☢️ ⚾ ☢️
Because Eye’m Jappy… it’s SUMMERS.
Later in the programming, Los Hombres G battle Daft Punk in New Jersey, and a few “bad hombres” from El Plan De Desastres Naturales del Héroico Ejército Mexicano de jardineros en Texas give that cripple fuck at the Governor’s Mansion a hand in Hill Country.
Sufre Mamón… devuélveme a Khashoggi on a Freddy Mercury ship, and stop messing with our National Fluids on the OPEC.
Eyes Wide Shut on Kubrick’s “Wing Plan Attack R”
… or was it an ‘attack plan‘ on the Letter “R“, Mandrake?
In the worst case scenario 📰 newsprint can be used to wrap the bullshit in the commentary and suck the BODILY FLUIDS of the OpEds.
The Late-Great Norman and “Master” Bates, Évrybody !!!
Musical guest, ANTHONY Perkins singing in the shower his number one hit : “But Beautiful”
Deer, Jim Vandihigh… you forgot to mention the wise ass-es, ese, anyhow MyKey… what comes first, Inauguration Day or The Superbowl. Get it over with.
But first: Okies beat Alabama 24 to 3 … That’s like a perfect CAMBIO de TERCIO (3×8 = TWENTY FO’)… do the Maths, Pablo Torre do the stats, because Ol’miss Brzezinski apparently has ants in her seat 💺, poor pundit… “isn’t anybody going to help that poor Mika?”, that’s 7 minutes of Paul and Pablo.
💺~. … or maybe Mika’s fidgeting is on account of that Wickedarior sextoy seat adaptor that Mika got installed on her last trip to Paris during her shopping spree at le Passage du Désir.
Abecedario de Juárez :
Regardless of the language (or alphabetical system) including Greek, cuneiform or hiéroglyphes, the name of PABLO is already taken. And just so you know this is why Picasso went with his last name as opposed to Pablo, because Pablo was already taken.
I now get back with to my pitch for DNC Chair 🪑:
Must be read in a James CarVile’s cool and collected voice…
One, Two, Three—Four : fuck the U.S. Marine Corps.
In March 2011 Wikileaks publishes a diplomatic cable signed by Raymond McGrath, US consul in completely, you say, “I gave it a garrazo.” Related terms: agua celeste, arponazo, chispazo, gas- Ciudad Juárez. It reads: orbiente, narizazo, Pega Rey, Resistol 5000 gasorbiente: A solvent sold in hardware stores that is :
https ://www .jstor .org /stable /an-Illustrated-lexicon
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Now look here old chair, anybody can rope a donkey, and if Ewe have half the brains that Jesus did you might even ride on one into the “promised land”, but please be advised that it was Eye, who showed Clint Eastwood how to ride Zebras.
And, Reverend Al, you know just how hard it is to tame a Zebra 🦓, it’s almost twice as hard as making Gazelles heard in groups like sheeples.
³~. Can’t wait for Spring Training… goooo, Dodgers.
On our next “commentary” Öüï lets Jim Vandehei do the reporting and I (Armando Segovia) will take on General Ripper and use his bodily fluids to CAST ASPARAGUS on Hegseth’s black tie and his stupid Stetson™️ hat… Eye is a RESISTOL 🤠 5000 man, man!
Resistol Cinco Mil Man: Évry thing he says, —it sticks!!!
and Ewe can take that to Netanyahu’s Bank.
Both are equally HAITIAN, according to Louis XXIV… dice mister Presidente Macron.
… let he who hath understanding reckon the number of Armando, it’s number is the ⬛ square of the 🫚 root of Nine.
Revelation 13:18 (demo tapes)
Dr. Lovechild or: how Mandrake met Bastard Pete
Mandrake was a son of mine.
[Message in a BOX…
I, Armando Segovia, am officially entering the run for the DNC Chair. If you want to win the next elections go with Mando…] Mandrake, yo soy tu padre.
But enough about the G20 right now because there’s a WBC-CMLL sanctioned fight at the American Mall in Châtelet. Elena Poniatowska will referee and Michael Steele will narrate the blows en el quadrilátero along with Nick Gomes.
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Tis’ The Season to Be Joli 🥊 Australian Rules are in effect and there is no 3-knock down rule in effect on the pugilist side of the Cuadrilátero and over at El Pancracio de La Arena Coliseo, Elena Poniatowska will most certainly be looking the other way when her Parisian niece, Caroline de Maigret, throws sand in the eyes of Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’.
Round one:
Alicia Menendez is in charge of the card girls and with an ambient temperature that is in the low 30’s (freezing 🥶 cold) goosebumps and pointy nipples will surely redefine the concept of the “wet t-shirt” braless broad.
Yo tengo otras órbitas… Sergio Ávalos (presidente de morena-francia).
“Ntras. oraciones están contigo, 🙏 PACAZO.”
Searching for MAFFY.
“Todo arde si le aplicas
la chispa Ad°Eq°Uada”
Los Heroes sin acento en ORBITA 106.7
Marcianos by any other Maussan.
But FO’ist, Primera emisión con Alberto Nájar… Issy, ese señor llegó bailando el Cha-cha-cha. And mister Najar, dudo, —con DUDA de la buena— que aquí en FRANCIA (‘onde io ‘stoy) como en México, no todos cabemos en la “bendita” Radio pública… “¿qué diría papa GOBIERNO?”.
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En estos precisos momentos a las 18h CET la transmision de Órbita 106.7 fm está siendo codificada… en Inglés del bueno se adapta como HUEVOS REVUELTOS (scrambled).
¿O a poco no, Prof. Quintana?
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/07/27 /opinion /017a1pol
In this section, the student will describe orally, the quickest route from Manchester (Europe 🇬🇧) to Durango (OASISamérica–Colorado 🇺🇸) and triangulate a portal onto Robert Zimmerman’s set en Durango (ARIDOamérica – Nueva Vizcaya 🇲🇽).
De Ribete los Asomos acorazonados³,… If youse out of Schlitz get a Foster’s mate™️.
³~. Not to be confused with acorazado, because that might summon Antonio Aguilar and El Señor de Zacatecas is chasing his mulas, vieja… vieja, —el becerro, vieja. El becerro se salió, vieja, el portón vieja… cierra el portón, que aquí no es una Bagagerie afrancesada, —el portón, Xóchitl³.
³~. Xóchitl es flor en las naguas, not las nagues nuages ☁️☁️☁️ de Nantes.
Aussie, you motherfuckers need to show your work. Or, ask Canijo Rabbit to draw you a picture, however, Herbie, you may not sub-sti-tute Watermelon institutes for Pineapple marihuana.
A todos los que quieren y aman a Fernando Schwartz — get that fucker some magick soin-atomizer for that pussy-hurt of his from the other They!
And, Chan-Chan… no cheating on the cuchi-fritas.
… Ai’ Tell Ewe All It’s SABOTAGE!
Now Youse Playin’ Dirty Pool.
… Oh the humanity..
The Dutch attacked FIRST and those navel orange broads successfully knocked the JIBS at the BOOM POINT down causing the UPPER SHEVE, and it’s 🪝 HOOK to colapse… an instant moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY, FO’shure.
Asvazadourian’s NapTime at The Acapulco. Let’s just hope that the Lusitanas 🇵🇹 don’t unleash their man-of-war on the pitch… those suckers sure are STINGy.
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I swear, Robert Downey Jr., I will never forget how you blacklisted Camilla Nygaard from your White Sands Imax® experience.
Now we will never have Hope, thank’s Obama!
And starring as Camille Nygaard, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, double-spokesperson for Election 2024. Oh, the audacity, Hope. I blame, Barack Hussein Obama, he’s the Executive that gave Joe Biden a second wind(age) in Kentucky.
And isn’t it just like Americans… always on time-Delay days… first The U.K., then La France, —what’s next, San Francisco?
And, Walter, please be advised that for all intents and neutrinos, Elon Musk would have built Los Alamos for the Nazi cause, not for George Soros.
WAR and a 64 Impala.
It’s a Low 🕶️ Rider.
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Issy, The Cisco Kid was a Friend of Major T. J. “King” Kong 🪘 … more cowbell, Lt. Lord Lothar “Zogg” Vader, mo’CowBelle. And, Susana PubEda, you knows moo-vies, and you know that that there Thing that Slim Pickens was ridin’ on Kubrick’s atom ⚛️💣 bomb 🚀 moo-vie was a Low Rider… Issy, those things hanging on the rear-view mirror are fuzzy 🎲, —dice La Güera Brzezinski.
And if you can see the music, that’s a big bonus, because if there is a Catch-22 ☄️ We’ll 🎶 meet again, don’t know when, don’t know where but —and this I proºmiseº y’all— it will be by the side of the road.
…
But first…
Ahora cúentame una de Willie Nelson.
Las Barbies
Disposable heros
From The Producers of “Super Fonceur », comes the story of GOLIATH, un jeune super costaud. Starring, Marie-Ange Schiltz’-es-es and les clochos de la rue de l’Ermitage (75020).
Previously on, The Gap Band’s bomb dropping circus en la Colonia ROMA…
³~. estados unidos (🇲🇽), it’s the official nomenclature of the place that, ¹colonizers, ²buccaneers, and *digital nomads en la Colonia Roma call:
Ewe Dropped A Bomb On Mí, pundits—Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí.
🇨🇵 MEC’ˢ y Cº 🇺🇸
Now, the first thing that Öüï must do is keep the Mexican Fútbol National Team from reaching this kid 🐐, but most important, keep that French Ambassador strolling through La Zona Rosa en la CDMX from turning this little gourmand into one of those satyrs en-faunados de Reforma. Let’s find a place for him in the National Basketball 🏀 Team, where is where he belongs… and one more thing:
Eek-a-Mouse now in Quesadilla flava.