Breaking on The Weekend: Alicia ia {|§} Missing in Action

Paris, France. July 27 A.T.L.S.* next to the Thom Jefferson statue and la Légion d’honneur home.

ia

*~. After The Last Supper

Vote for TrumpEwe 🐏 won’t have to vote a-Gain.

And starring as Alicia Menendez… TAIKA 🇭🇲 WAITITI and The New Time Bandits at La Riviera MAYA. It’s ok Lisa Kudrow, you can take my aguacates, you sexy thief 🤓.

🇭🇲~. Pure livƎEvil huntress Fianna on a que°st.

In local news, sources close to Willie Geist at the river Acheron relay that Alicia was last seen running between the Left and Right Bank donning an Assassins Creed hoodie and headbanging with Marie-Antoinette where an SUV was stabbed by a big ol’ Sail Boat. 🤘🏼

And, Avi Velsho… did you hear about Israel’s orgasmic 🇮🇱 /🇺🇸cabinet-like meeting at Mar-a-Lago. Sources close to Yahweh reveal that load (courtesy of U.S.) was delivered to a child care center in Gaza.

Breaking in Fiji… Másiosare un extraño dicen en Too Loose.

 

After the weekend, it’s gonna’ get hot as fuck, and climate change don’t give a fuck. COP21, it turns out, was just a big goD and Pony show in Paris, same as it Eva’ was.

 

Tlaloc rise and liquid at the ATM is down

A la una… we begin in Australia via the Moulin Rouge

Salade,  tomate, ognion

Wait—what!!! What river behind you, Willie Geist, that’s a fucking Arc not a river, perhaps you are using a Tom Cruise Impossible SNCF Map?

It’s nobody’s fault but KTLA… quintessential Parisian rain in Châtelet, eh!? Thanks 👍🏼 Obama!

 

A las dos, it’s one about narcos… what else, especially when La France, once again rejects the idea of creating an anti-corruption agency at Matignon. In the words of Emmanuel : let U.S. worry about the game, Knot the players, adding, here Jérôme, have some fucking B.R.E.A.D. for your poisson.

El cable informativo, before the AP wakes up.

… y alas : TRES

Fluctuat nec mergitur

All Aboard…

it’s 1 o’Clock on Willie Geist’s Watch ⌚.

Krispy Cream™ announces new huitlacoche filled doughnuts

One…

Cabrón

Page 181, Schiltz ibid.

L’imposant Félix traverse les Halles de nord en sud. Je traverse de sud en nord. La rencontre est inévitable. Guilleret, il s’en va rejoindre ses amis boulistes aux Tuileries. Il m’invite à venir jouer avec eux quand je veux. Il va bien, très bien, semble-t-il. Félix est peut-être la seule personne parmi celles que j’ai rencontrées vivant à la rue qui a eu, à plusieurs reprises, des possibilités d’en sortir avec un métier, des compétences et qui est toujours revenu à la rue. Félix ne supporte aucune contrainte, surtout pas la sensation d’être enfermé. Lorsqu’il décroche un travail en plein air, dans le Sud, près de chez sa fille, je pense que, cette fois-ci, je ne le reverrai plus. Erreur de jugement, il ne supporte pas, il lâche tout. La pétanque provençale a été impuissante à le retenir. Aujourd’hui,
il est pressé, je n’en saurai pas plus. Un jour, j’irai faire un tour aux Tuileries. Je sais où trouver les boulistes.

I’ve read this story before, watched the movie and even warmed the popcorn à la mode de Medhi Hasan.

14h35 in CET —NEWS FLASH:
The Instituto Mexicano de la Radio signal is down… sources close to a surfing abuelita relay that on the occassion of La Semana Internacional de El Agua, la CDMX is under WaWa.
En Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, gracias a radio stations usa . Miguel Mateos está tocando a un chico de la calle con sus pinches amores lejanos y unos chaparros inmaduros.

Also, Hurricaine Hilary is now a CAT IV
heading over to CABO WABO, where Mika Brzezinski
is drinking mimosas with the fake Joe Scarborough from the SNL… now we know, Donnie Deutsch, how Moffet get’s it up, eh!

 

 

Two…

🎼 Sobre Las Olas, mouvement tú, Macho Man intro. Rest. Followed with Green Corn with NOFX 🌽💅

No such number: 111, period.
The history of ideas has a graveyard 🪦 … Flaubert enterró la idea de que HOMERO no existió. « Homère: N’a jaMAÏS existé ».”

 

Ladies in Gemini, the following must be read in the voice of Johathan Quayle Higgins III.

Howard Johnson [chairman of Rockridge’s welcoming committee] :
They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Gustave Flaubert has devised a new latte for liberals that will obliterate kombucha once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, “drinking coffee without sugar is « trés chic »³
Olson Johnson: Never mind that shit! Here comes Homer³!

³~. Theiss,William. “The Abbé d’Aubignac’s Homer and the culture of the Streets in Seventeenth-Century Paris“.
The Journal of the History of Ideas, Volume 84, Number 1 (January 2023)

Where’s is the huitlacoche, mister? This looks just like that Trans Korn shit! Take that to the Lido, Meatloaf is on the bill there.

 

Three…

Gonna take a nap now, wake Mí up before you go, Ho.

Previously on RAYUELA:
… of-Course it’s all Bullshit, Mr. President, wanna know how I know, because “La Mala” told Mí, so—check it out mister Robinette³, La Wallace is not going to believe this but that is what she gets for coaching Sarah Palin to play the role of a Vip in the back of bullet-proof Suburban™, anyhow, I am about to break Cardinal Richelieu’s ruhles,  which got Pedro Corneille in trouble with l’Académie française and thier silly little « classical unities of time, place, and action* ».

³~. Who in their right mind names thier chirrin’ after a ‘grifo‘, Mr. President, who? —A leprechaun, Mr. President, that’s WHO. 

*~. Being For The Benefit of Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar:

¹ Unity of Time; that all the action in a play must take place within a 24-hour time-frame.
² Unity of Place; that there must be only one setting for the action.
³ Unity of Action; that the plot must be centred on a single conflict or problem.

&

Ladies in Gemini:

True anecdotes, Mr. President, I’ve been lucky enough to have travel to all of the six corners of France and every-fucking-place where I was asked what my diet back home consisted of, Mr. President, I always came up with corn on the top three choices, on account of a process that results in NIXTAMAL, crucial for the production of la Tortilla de Maíz. The comeback from my hosts never disappointed, Mr. President, it was always, “corn! Ah yes, We feed that to our pigs.”

 

Fo’:

Technical difficulties on the other side of los cerros del “Chinero” en Xicali, on The Pacific side, prevented u.s. from wrapping the WHOLE ENCHILADA IN ONE shot… so—como dijo Princess Palatine:

Fair Use of all Media, o como dice Katie Phangs, “Flautas con crema for all ¡ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Jump To Mañana.

Kam Sa Mí Da… da 🥖 Execut’EM# All, let Brassens sort’EM# out

National Route 7… French Vacation courtesy of Georges Brassens, inspirado por CARLOS COLORADO, no es Hendrix, bola de PUTOS, es LA BOA.

Deer, Katie Phang… FYI, Eye has, IT!, On good authority that mister Jean°Pierre Melville hired a KNEW Régent, and that sumºbahºbitch just found out that not to be outdone by the SPC, The R91³ is about to drop the letter aitch out of your Phang, thus the next generation aircraft carrier, according to the former Army Mistress, Florence Parly,  will be dubbed:

La CGT vS Sud Corée… dedos a tres croissants sin límite de chouquettes.

PANG (R92) or porta aviones nueva generación por sus siglas en Castellano.

Parmentier was a Fag.

(아줌마) You think that Eye lies?  Check this out, it’s straight from the “Viejas Feas” section of the 4077th Army M*A*S*H* potatos unit… how do you think that Ojo de Halcón got them martinis going, eh? With Parmentier’s logic? Not a chance China Phang. KNOT a chance.

Pan°Franc°Es ∵ Eye says so.