Nice story… tell it to The Divine Comedy

Historia Nº 944 /  NOVEMBRE 2025.

[T]hat’s what Grandma said, adding, “but you have to be French to get away with it,” or you’ll go the way of T-Rex Boland… with one headlight ; ask Camus, ain’t no room for an Étranger in France when all of the French amigos de México en La Sorbonne y SciencesPo son hijos de Echeverría y de Díaz Ordaz, including esos de la llamada 4T de don Obrador de La Chingada.

Of course as the first Made-in-France refugee, señorita Kebbab, for Mí es “como el viejo decía” :

Los Hijos de Sánchez never accepted Quinn, on account of his last name and like Lalo Guerrero during the Zoot-Suit Riots, he would go on to represent Mexico better than Churubusco² or Siempre en Domingo³ ever did.

³~. Soldado de PRI
²~. Cuartel del PRI

If the prisons that are worth a damn were easily built, there be no need for sidekicks like Gustave de Beaumont, but then where would the “good cop/bad cop” trope be at?

The question from a hypothetical ‘undocumented pothead’ to a theoretical UN1TÉ ‘national secretary’ is if your “approach” directs resources and attention towards the « narco- state » level players or, instead suggests to go full–ICE in your banlieues?

tomates, oignons, —pas de la salade.

Air Bourne Spurs : Charlie Don’t Surf

Don’t ask Mí, how Öüï got this information about Beaumont’s trip with Tocqueville, but if it’s any consolation let’s just say that Alexis owed Mí Five Bucks and that Gustave offered to clear Tocqueville’s debt but then the motherfucker skipped town ; last thing Öüï heard was that the two Frenchman were in-and-out of prisons and jails. Quite the itinerary following their stint at Sing-Sing.

Historia… ibid.

Y por eso, Madame Kebbab, in Mexico Öüï calls sindicalistas such as yourself, Al-Pastor… and if you add some ASADERO cheese from Villa Ahumada the order then transforms into a GRINGA.

Breaking on The Weekend: Alicia ia {|§} Missing in Action

Paris, France. July 27 A.T.L.S.* next to the Thom Jefferson statue and la Légion d’honneur home.

ia

*~. After The Last Supper

Vote for TrumpEwe 🐏 won’t have to vote a-Gain.

And starring as Alicia Menendez… TAIKA 🇭🇲 WAITITI and The New Time Bandits at La Riviera MAYA. It’s ok Lisa Kudrow, you can take my aguacates, you sexy thief 🤓.

🇭🇲~. Pure livƎEvil huntress Fianna on a que°st.

In local news, sources close to Willie Geist at the river Acheron relay that Alicia was last seen running between the Left and Right Bank donning an Assassins Creed hoodie and headbanging with Marie-Antoinette where an SUV was stabbed by a big ol’ Sail Boat. 🤘🏼

And, Avi Velsho… did you hear about Israel’s orgasmic 🇮🇱 /🇺🇸cabinet-like meeting at Mar-a-Lago. Sources close to Yahweh reveal that load (courtesy of U.S.) was delivered to a child care center in Gaza.

Breaking in Fiji… Másiosare un extraño dicen en Too Loose.

 

After the weekend, it’s gonna’ get hot as fuck, and climate change don’t give a fuck. COP21, it turns out, was just a big goD and Pony show in Paris, same as it Eva’ was.

 

Tlaloc rise and liquid at the ATM is down

A la una… we begin in Australia via the Moulin Rouge

Salade,  tomate, ognion

Wait—what!!! What river behind you, Willie Geist, that’s a fucking Arc not a river, perhaps you are using a Tom Cruise Impossible SNCF Map?

It’s nobody’s fault but KTLA… quintessential Parisian rain in Châtelet, eh!? Thanks 👍🏼 Obama!

 

A las dos, it’s one about narcos… what else, especially when La France, once again rejects the idea of creating an anti-corruption agency at Matignon. In the words of Emmanuel : let U.S. worry about the game, Knot the players, adding, here Jérôme, have some fucking B.R.E.A.D. for your poisson.

El cable informativo, before the AP wakes up.

… y alas : TRES

Fluctuat nec mergitur

All Aboard…

it’s 1 o’Clock on Willie Geist’s Watch ⌚.

Dear, Willie Geist… are you French, motherfucker, or are you just polite?

A 7-11 Front GWAR!!!

🎶 Yeahhhh, my baby said she’s ridin’ on the one after 9:09…

Today is Poisson They in Mexico, the day marks the killing of kids… and over the BENNY HILLS and beyond the SMOTHER Kharp 🐻‍❄️ Peninsila Peninsula of YAMAL, in the former U.S.S.R., I got a message from Mrs. 🤶🏻 Claus, it seems that Santa 🎅🏻… that motherfucker, got replaced by a new kid on the Hard Block, Ho, Ho, JO!!! Issy–I–Told Ewe that it was going to be a Festevus Miracle, INOCENTE PALOMITA 🪽 Born To Be Alive.

NIÑO LUC, I Am Your New Santa 

The Thai Noodle Wire — One Night In Bangkok.

Fuck your AMERICANA AWARD³, Semafor… and your moustache is just as stupid, sir.

🕺🏿

Keep Your Self Alive 🎶🎶🎶 It Was 30 Years Ago, Sergeant Hernández told the Disco Bunnies 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ to play, and although they didn’t know the LINES, they we’re guaranteed to raise a Smile… So let Mí introduce to Ewe 🐑, The One And Only BILLY Sheers.

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³~. And here is why, sir… Évry motherfucking “Americana” topic is designed to be a polite apology to cover up the stench of why Presidential Candidate, Nikki Haley, cannot bring up SLAVERY as a detonator for the Murder of Daniel Day Lewis on TAX DAY of1865. Ask honest Andrew Johnson, he’ll tell you that it was that BONES detective great-great-Grand-Daddy and Fulgencio Batista’s Cuban Front in Miami who killed Honest Abe.

Tom SMOTHERS, used Vietnamese subtitles, and he and his mother’s favorite son (not fortunate, apparently) got canned by The COLUMBIA BROADCASTING COMPANY just a few months before I popped out next to Cucamonga, in SanBrdo.

It’s six degrees, Willie Geist from The BUZZFEED FROM SCIENCESPO, and Loki, on Morning Joe in February of 2016, if you remember, mister Geist, was keeping an annotated reference/bibliography list just for your PORTFOLIO’S bottom line benefit.

With the Velvet Shade… a lonely view.

This Buzzfeed/MORENA-Francia at SCIENCESPO episode of course ties with Professor Buen Abad’s so-called “Mexican Humanism” in France 2011, with los Amigos de Freddy Cats en Puerto Vallarta, and the niggers in Paris of the then “socialist” PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE in France, François “West” Hollande.

https ://www.nytimes .com /2023/12/27 /world /middleeast /erdogan-turkey-netanyahu-hitler

And, ex-AP LeMire, I told you yesterday that the message would be in Version Original Sous Titres in Turkish.

Putin/Depardieu Connection follows, stay beautiful, MotherFUCKERS.

And, Maya on FIP.Mercredi… music aside, Netanyahu is a Hitler lover and Nikki U.N. Haley skipped the SLAVERY section of the GRINGO civil War.

In local news — Intermission for Prague

Photo by Staff, for asegovia3 . com — Copy-Left.

And, Katty Kay, how about that Charles University fellow, eh? I wonder where he got the inspiration to go full-Budweiser Budvar on the Ledge of Philosophy Hall?

Sauce for X-mas is Halal.

Previously on Synchronicity, Carl Gustav Jung³ was just talking about INDI°VIDU°ATION, which for Schopenhauer, was just another way of being all Einstein with Time and Space and the principium of MULTI°PLICI°TY.

³~. YUUNG, if you pronounce Mein Kampf like the former U.S. President, Donald John Trumpf.

The Channeling of Chaos.

 

Joy To The World

It’s Güey Too Early, don’t be late for The WOULD 🐉 Dragon next JEER in FEBRUARY, silly Wabbit.🐇.