Ben Franklin wanted to do what with a turkey 🦃? Anyone, Powell…

Powell?

Second seat, gold Dutch treat… best seats in The House!!! 📽️
you were sweet.

Ben Franklin wanted to do what with a turkey 🦃?

The answer after the break but first, it was Lafayette who convinced George to put an 🦅 on the 🦭. Jefferson (my nigga in Paris) wanted an Elk and Madison, well nobody cared what his faggety Federalist Papers had to say, but sources close to The Big ol’India Spice Co. reveal that James wanted Mink for the fabric instead of that bald bird.

The real sausage queen of Chicago.

 

Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen
Save those lies, darling don’t explain
I recall Central Park in fall
How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess
That’s not all

Entonces, aside from inventing syphilis my favorite founding father also wanted a turkey as the U.S. national Animal, and Marguerite Bachen-Port can’t let me lie, seriously Marguerite knows that Öüï is tired but says that there will be time to push Daisies when it’s time to testify.

Right now, all Öüï see are Mantas and Mika Brzezinski just went underwater to see just how big 🦑 that teenage squid gets. Pablo Torre is there with a tape ruler and Joe is dressed in Black.

Stay tuned for details from Spain and Los Hombres G who relay that Marguerite Bachen-Port’s gardenias  are in fact made in China!!! And baby, that plastic-Ono Flora has the same effect as a fake bird on the lookout of that session on the roof, heck, I Reckon that The Stones had better HAWKS at Altamont Speed Way.

A mosaic… 📐 If eWe can Keep, It!

4 clicks right, 1 up…Light Breeze 🍃 from NNE 🎯

In Paris to They (those motherfuckers), Marco Rubio is in town, the Reich’s Secretary of State will meet with Flore Caron of the france musiques to discuss the possibilities of incorporating Texas Governor, Greg Abbott, into the the opéra ballet 🩰 for handicapable cripples, according to sources close to Abbott (that motherfucker), the governor will audition Last, with the Prix du Kitsch 🦽,

… and Stéphanie Rhule, i got good at being great when Eye heard your passion on my Nightcap.

Yes, BFM… Öüïknowdis. Now let’s fuck like on Manic Mondays and then Öüï goes skateboarding 🛹 like an Egyptian.

If you motherfuckers had seen the 45° on the Baby Sequoia in front of that fucking Stone you Coq Suckers would have known that Secrets, indeed Adelina, are in PLAIN SIGHT💅🏼

Ever heard of The California Pinto League? I had some friends there… ⚾ but that is not the point, the point is that today the Sun hits the ground in the Cour de la mini milpa de Châtelet and so the shoots go in the pot, where Hierba-Buena is feeling peachy like a Mojito à la Cour de la rue Gabriel (75008).

She don’t lie, she don’t lie… Cocaine

It’s a perfect day near and around Ramsès-es-es obelisk, the skin feels like Escondido in winter but without la neblina mañanera de San Diego… if you’ve ever been.

Any 🦉 hoot, Pablo Torre, nice apple… did you catch the Fed Powell going Badum-Tisch 🥁 on The Easter Bunny. Eye tells you Pablo Torre, “Évry news you take, Évry post you send” is on The Synchronicity album, the rest is nothing but a Wayne Newton on a James Bond film (remake).