Tag Archives: David Guetta

Raphaël Parenti at Emmaüs cannot allow me to lie

Raphaël was on vacation at the time… but i, Armando Segovia, will get to that shortly because right now, well right now Alan Riding is making his way to the NEW and IMPROVED, high speed—low drag, NOS³ “Miami ‘vice’ Magic” speed boat where the wife of a former French president and a victim of the French Judicial System are waiting to be taken away… waiting to they.

³~. 🏍️ Nitrous 🏎️ oxide 🚤 system.

Presumed Innocence

For the record, a few weeks ago i, Armando Segovia, digitally signed a French government form swearing upon my honor that i, among other things, would not insult or offend the French Republic ; “Roger that,” is the response call in tactical radio communications that relays an affirmative acknowledgement. Entonces pues amigo GEORGE at Mains Libres, to put it in laymans terms i reckon that if the greatest gift that say, an immigrant scientist « por ejemplo… » can offer his/her host nation is technological innovation or some sort of disease erradication depending of course on the field that got them accross the threshold of any given French consulate’s door around the world, then for a person in the field of Communication, in my case journalism, exposing corruption from the territories that i came from should be the gold standard… unless of course, mister Darmanin, France is a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE like México and The U.S.A. 

PLAY  BALL! — motherfuckers.

Oh, Frida Kahlo if only, if only la pinche ironía would paint itself… the so-called “Mexican Wave” took place at a baseball game in California in 1981 between the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees. Started by George Henderson, Krazy for his local “Athletics” en LA UNION TEPITO on the other side of The Atlantic (pp. 52-68) of the May 2026 magazine edition Vol. 337-No. 5, period!

 

Mexicans chase a world record wave – but is the trend even Mexican?

https ://www .nytimes .com /2026/06/06 /alan-riding-dead … as an AMERICAN he showed me how to TELL the MEXICAN STORY, and yes, i proved in FRANCE that Mexicans are ashamed of their NACOS… o como diría el difunto Jorge Saldaña en la otrora, Radio La Nueva República :

On his pages, he analyzed history, politics, economics, and national cultural contradictions. Among the most quoted passages is the observation: « Proud of its indigenous past, Mexico seems ashamed of its indigenous present ».

The Meat Puppets… a new form of Es•clavi•tud, or how Michael Peña is working the details on how to normalize the new slaves en La Colonia Roma, “just make sure” that the Columbia School of Journalism approves the story and nevermind la Ig•no•mi•nia de las narco olympiads and the swindled FIFA tournament of crooks.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/07 /fallecio-el-periodista-y-escritor-alan-riding-a-los-82-anos

 

An honest Scot and an Iraqi ⚽ crack be damned

 

Over at FRANCE 2 tv, the meat puppet interviewing Stephen Spielberg about his upcoming UFO movie also “mexicanized” his pristine French “b-roll” with miserable Mexican badges… silly Frog, Öüï don’t need no corrupt badges!!!

 

In local news, sources close to Jesus “fucking” Christ relay that any fan who loves and enjoys the world’s most popular sport, and watches the 2026 FIFA World Cup cannot complain about the state of corruption in their particular neck of the woulds, because you are all complicit, except Mercedes-Benz.

 

My MAINE page tú : FRANCE ⚖️

The French Elegance of Susan Collins… 🎖️

Lyhanna’s disappearance: a body, “wearing clothes similar” to the child’s, was discovered on a farm in Gers.

Issy-mister-Président… Indignez-vous ! And, don’t forget to cackle

Monsieur le Président, décernez la Légion d’honneur à Tony Palma³, d’Emmaüs

³~. Just like l’abbé Pierre got… 🎶 All Those Years Ago

MAP legend⁷ follows for 18/12/2021… at Snake Park on the MANDELA’s Garden of Les Halles ; don’t forget your baggage, you are KNOT going to like the way you look, Eye guarantees, —IT!

 

… and Jacqueline Alemany, welcome back here’s a legend in-no-particular alphabetical order :

d. Garden arch tunnel .
a. That thing there was built to look exactly like a serpent and the “thin curve” that shows from the perspective of the “google machine satellite view” is actually a little cut-out cave, perhaps representing where a snake would have it’s belly.
b. Entryway to the arch tunnel.
c. Blind area inside of the playground not visable from the outside.

or numerical logic :

Clock that

2. Easiest entry/exit into the playground after closing hours.
1. Just a regular promenade in France

Any 🦉 hoot, after the “emotion” on the pages of the highest’s of ministries in this hexagone called France, it’s “Le Meximalisme” de Libération », a look back at David Guetta’s frechiefication of “la charreada at la Bpi », so go ahead, “Play Hard” and roost among your hens.

Rudo y Cursi … or how el GATT pushed MÉXICO ’86 con “la mano de dios”.

En fin DIEGO CALMARD, i see your “Tlacuache Muerto” and i raise Ewe, “Machete Amellado” para el MUNDIAL REFORMISTA, cleptocrático y nepotista de DONALD ‘infantino’ TRUMP.

Los Invasores de Nuevo León Celebran A Los Cuates de Sinaloa en París, Francia

¡morena-francia y Georgina Moreno invitan!

Tailor-fitted Fuero for THE FRACKINGLY INSANE in fRANCE.

🚂… Ja, ja-ay
¡Y échele, mis Rieleros!
¡Qué bárbaros!
Pos, ¿qué no?
¡Claro que sí!,

Raphaël Morán alterna con “LOS TERRIBLES del FRACKING”.

… mention the name VILMA FUENTES de La Jornada y reciban una Buchanan’s Buchona de Nicolas.

6 FACTS ABOUT BUCHANAN’S THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW

 

1. En Europa no hay buchonas… Buchanan’s brand is not sold at “corner stores” East of The Atlantic.

Puro Corazón 🤠

 

2. Contrary to what “los amigos de Jorge Harmodio en la –ñ–”, or même the “chicanos de Évry en Paris-Saclay” might spew out from the hollow “buches” of the French coq that they-so-love to choke on… the slang terminology “buchon/buchona” is not related to the clothes and accessories that los “Chalinillos³” de David Guetta wear when they are striking poses and drinking Buchanan’s for the sake of France.

 

3. “Y como el viejo decía : si los Brandys se hicieran fácilmente, cualquiera…” se mofaría de Steinbeck’s “Grapes of Wrath” and the PHYLLOXERA PLAGUE, which like ANTHRAX, obliterated Louis Pasteur at Howard Johnson’s Ice Cream Parlor in Rockridge.

 

4.

The Right Answer.

 

5. Yada

… Single Malt, porfis.

 

6. Yada 🥃

1, 2, 3, 4, … Political Director for Hire

That’s not a Llama, Gumby! That’s a fucking GUACAMAYA, and you can double check THIS fact with Pablo Gleason, cousin of course of Miguel, the only Mexican in France allowed to write about MEXICANS ABROAD, and brother to the greatest Torero en Saltillo, Coahuila, y en Merida Yucatán, “El Glison”.

The chapel of the Pétètes | Ecrins National Park (ecrins-parcnational.fr)

My first Vernissage.

It checks out, pinches petetes son muñequitos de Piedra en una tal porte de La Chapelle… for context, to avoid getting an OTQF from the préfecture a Cité in 2014, all that I, Armando Segovia, had to do was give up the names of my sources, both here and in Mexico. 

Who knows, maybe if I had listened to Raphaël Moran, Pablo Gleason and el mono with the “PEPITO” hat below, jaraneando in a NICHO of anygiven banlieu parisina, pues a lo mejor [SoFy Belascoarán] ahorita sería también un HARTISTA en FRANCIA!!! como los integrantes de la Banda del Carro Lleno de La Embajada de México en la rue Longchamps.

El Charrito Pemex, con beca del CoNaCyT en la Comisión Federal de Electricidad y Bienes Raíces de Manuel Bartlett Díaz. Uso Justo de todos los GAMBI y los Petetes también. COPYLEFT, but not the Mexican LEFT, porque se ENOJA la Mujer de Nicolas.

Manuel Bartlett Díaz — Wikipédia (wikipedia.org)

Not to be outdone by DAVID GUETTA, French ghetto artist and Llama lover, GAMBI (Gumby) joined forces with a former JARANERO from the JUANITO GUANAVACOA ranks at the NARCO CONSULATE SECTION of the Mexican Embassy in the 2eme Arrondisement to bring you a new vision in future FANDANGOS at the MEXICO HOUSE, inside of the perimeter of Cité Universitaire de Paris at the 14eme Arrondisement en GenTilly, laced with la porte d’Orleans in la FRANCE.

STILL TO COME
HISTORIAS DE CO OPTACIÓN
de mexicanos en fandangos de FRANCIA

¡Mesa, mesa, mesa al que más aplauda! Con ustedes, el hijo a-francesado de Juanito Guanabacoa en Francia, knot the one from CANADA: ALAN GARCÍA, no relation to the Peruvian ex-president who, par hasard, is also a Llama lover.

Yup, that’s an eight!

Any how, never mind that pink-shade lizard face profile looking at rebmevoN on the B-Side of the “Dark Side of The Moon”, just in case you FORGOT who Pink was, and same as it Eva’ Was, the fak remains the same, it’s that dirty-old aging cajun mix between a Gray and a little gator, James Carville.

Now, across the Gulf of México from the Louisiana Swamps (Orleans, Fr.) in Tabasco, the Olmecas thought of the relief on the face of the moon as a ‘rabbit’ but as the pink moon close-up clearly reveals, the big’ol James Car Vile reptilian profile-looking face is there. The ears that which are, “supposedly” a wascaly wabbit doing a backflip is actually, Car Vile’s little gecko-like body.

It’s right D.A.R.E. in plain sight for all to see. Behold, motherfuckers:

It’s a pink elephant in Florida.

 

And, Mika can Eye have that pink elephant over Perth?

 

Petete Pedotes, featuring Gumbi

Who needs FOX News when it’s all Greek to Marc.

{and}

The Truth about Elon Musk… Musk is a fucking lizard Man like that Car Vile guy.

Don’t forget the Ca-Junes-ese 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

 

So, yeah… Marc pinned the hammer on Piggly wiggly. Marc’s segue into the Pelosi affaire in San Francisco, California, might just be the runner-up to this year’s edition of the Alanis MorriSète Award.

… ∞

The Reverend Al Green is a FAG³…

Currently under a Navajo Moon.

 

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /actualite-france /gerald-darmanin-souhaite-retirer-les-prestations-sociales-aux-personnes-sous-oqtf -20221104

³~. according to fip, HEP Mí… it’s a good thing that ALL don’t read this, ∵ the good rev, that sucker is about to hit the David Guetta SIN until the cows come home, which it’s about 11 o’Clock.

Time Stamp:

Gérard Darmanin — OQTF (GTFO)

Gérard Darmanin — OQTF (GTFO)

 

Pierre David Guetta es un pinche “Chalinillo”, according to³

Une entreprise française plaidera coupable et paiera plus de 700 millions de dollars pour avoir soudoyé l’Etat islamique alors qu’un groupe terroriste a tué des occidentaux

But FO’ist… Keep on MARCHING on the 13€M€ Arrondissement, Lisa Lisa and The Cult JAM goes BLANK, with their number one hit, “Eye wonders if Eye’ll take you home…

{and}

Home is where the Parking Lot is,
It used to front as an Octopusses Garden, But the pulpo is now just a tag on a mole skin…
and the Sik Basterd’s at MGMT had the Gall, France,
—the Gall to call it the Bpi.

Rungis is CODA for… anyone? Phat Basterd’, Rungis is CODA for?

PUBLIÉ LE MAR. 18 OCT. 202209H54 HAEMIS À JOUR IL Y A QUELQUES INSTANTS

 

The year is 2011 2012, the PLAZA is the Trocadéro…

Shall Öüï Stop?

Note to Cousin Joe: there’s your line through Dec of 2011…

{and}

So, help me Jesus… I’ll have a banana daiquiri with that coconut general.

Öüï interrupts the ISRAELI version of a recently deceased genocidal CIA asset in the squeleton of Mexican president, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz’, Secretary of the Interior (Gobernación) Luis Echeverría Álvarez, to bring you the latest Intel from The Gibbs and Frampton Balds Alive.

Billy Sheers reports, but first, watch how Dr. Jon Meacham calls out the U.S. and its leaders on the Republican side for not having a “moral compass… and then Cousin Joe reacts by bringing in, Bibi Netanyahou, who wants to give the Dutch nuclear weapons. Trou story.

Benjamin Netanyahou is the… Evangelical Front’s lap dog.

Katty Kay, Ben is a fucking genocidal killer, Eye is not sorry, go ahead, ASK MIKA, and COUSIN JOE, leave that lettuce 🥬 alone.

…

…

10 de junio (Pitié)

TITULARES:

Para celebrar la renuncia de don Pepe Blatter, un Disc Jockey de música electrónica animará la Copa Europea en el 2016.

INSÓLITAS:
4 CHIVOS PARA MANCERA
Ándale Ángel, ¡no te dilates!!! Que con esta si no agarro una Legión de Honor del Palacio del Elíseo, por lo menos me acomodan como “el mejor alcalde del mundo”

4 chivos para mancera

FAIR USE OF MEDIA: … una de hipsters. La subscripción a Liberation cuesta 1€ el primer mes. Suscríbete, el periodismo ciudadano no cuenta y el periodismo oficial necesita sustento. La noticia de los cuarto chivos expiatorios que el gobierno atrapó en “una cantina” demuestra que Miguel Ángel Mancera era más lambiscón que Genaro García Luna, cuando ser lambiscón aún no era “tan” popular.

Vilma Fuentes a lo mejor tiene razón en su columna de opinión para La Jornada*, eso en cuanto a “un fenómeno”, que se vuelve más importante “cuando se sabe que algunos países se imponen en el mundo entero por la fuerza de su economía o de sus armas“:

Invasión en apariencia pacífica, pero quizá más peligrosa que una ocupación militar.

Más allá de la seducción que los jeans, los chicles y las Coca-Colas tuvieron con las masas de un mundo retazado por las divisiones que siguieron a la Segunda Gran Guerra, en países como los Estados Unidos Mexicanos también se tuvieron que dividir, —en hatajos— a los  pillos  políticos y a los  lambiscones  funcionarios públicos que iban a guiar la soberanía de un país en vías de desarrollo.

SECCIÓN DE TELENOVELAS:
“Se pierden las raíces“

Chivos para Ebrad

Fair Use of Media. Image capture is used for educational purposes. Full story at: https://es-us.noticias.yahoo.com

Luego de la liberación de Florence Cassez, habría que preguntar a los que saben de estas cosas si la justicia en México ha llegado al punto donde los representantes y responsables de hacer valer la ley en los Estados Unidos Mexicanos se preocupan menos por acabar con la impunidad, y se esfuerzan más, por mantener la opinión pública de aquellos países de donde quisieran que fueran sus raíces, es decir de los pueblos a los que ellos/as quisieran pertenecer… ay’tiene asté a los Nepomucenos de aquellos los tiempos que inspiraron el nombre de la calle por donde hoy yo paso; o si quiere un montón de revolucionarios más recientes, pues aquí tiene o a los de ATLACOMULCO**, los copetes son del tiempo del “profesor”, don Carlos Hank González.

*
Fuentes, Vilma: La guerra de la gastronomía; La Jornada Online, 9 de junio 2015. Vía: http://www.jornada.unam.mx/2015/06/09/opinion/a08a1cul

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