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The Woman in Red vS La Chica del Bikini Azúl

Behold… and watch how Elon “drains” his MUSK in 5-Bullet-Points.

  • Carolina 🌺 Mugnoz drained Bender Hernández-es tin pipe.

It’s TROU… it’s trou. No Bicycles allowed indoors, period.

 

  • May They! May They !!! Dive’ER Down at The WHINE BAR 🍾 Dive’ER Down at The WHINE BAR 🍸

From the Producers of DREAMS, OU812 and PAN•AM•AH !!!, comes the Algerian saga of OQTF12!

Dive’er Down at The Whine BAR… and why, why can’t this be love, Ali°CIA/Mun°OZ? Güay, mamacita, AMA.

 

  • Aussitôt, 3-Doritos after the Stones AFTER-math, Eye wrote a LUXURY POEM for your racist-Apartheid bloodline.

And Doctor Kavita Pastel, youse such an opportunist, human-to-human, don’t have a COW it’s just A Shot A Way 🦠and like my wise nigga’Michael Steele once said, War-Children get some “shelter” on their way to their individual SLAUGHTER HOUSES of the… anyone? Individual SLAUGHTER HOUSES of the? Holy shit, Symone Sanders, Eye can’t believe it’s not real RAW milk and butter. 

Let Mí Tell Ewe Why This Can’t Be Love — U.ncle S.am 🎷🎷🎷

 

  • Après, a press corps walks into The X-House Correspondents Room, hilarity ensues when a former The BEATLES producer tells Elon Musk that not only is he going to loose that girl, the SPECTOR of Phil assures mister Musk that in prison, he will also lose his subscription to the Hair-Club for fags Hairline… trust Mí, the GO’ils of FUTURO PELO told Armando Segovia so. Eye guarantees, IT!

and

Youse gonna have to blow a lot more than a dirty dozen.

 

… traveling 🌴

  • Silenzio. Right now you are listening to Sheryl Crow’s motorcycle blues, but Jude had to be from Texas to get away with that.

💅 Pretty Karen 🕶️ 🎬
Featuring Susana PubEda 💋
as the bass player’s mom.

Room for other people — The They’b Afta

Anora No, an hora es hora de la novela rusa de Pretty Woman 👠 on the tubes. Anora No, is rated PG~13. No one under 12 will be admitted without a step-sibiling 🛋️.

Traveling at the speed of sound… Alias has to be mindful of the vibrations, one wrong shuffle or heavy foot drop and Timmy would go the way of a Chilean kayaking fool auditioning for the role of Jonah in the Old Jesus version of a bible, which is why “A Complete Unknown” is but a barely perceptible Sound in the Tracks. Wait for the sign Al, wait for it, wait 🌐…

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It’s A Cyclops World 

The They’b Afta.

In the mean while, Ewe don’t have to watch Dynasty if y’all seen “As The World Turns” to know that le meilleur film non-anglophone is also not in Espagnol, and [that] Wild Robots don’t mix with Norbot’s fowl.

Breaking in Paris:
SHAKIRA
Sources close to CNewS relay that Shakira quit The OPUS DEI and Pascal Praud had a little fucking garden gnome visit the Colombian entertainer before a show.

Boy… you’ll be a man soon, but first you must go and take some Spanish courses at your Community College and get a “B”.

 

Soundtrack Synopsis Son by:
Rudy And The New Huevos Rancheros.

Mexican-Americans… 🎶 hang around with Dominicans and form a cartel in San Pedro Macori and groom baseball players for the Los Angeles Dodgers [short-stop roster] in Chávez Ravine.

Room for other people — it’s a Cyclops world

Rue de Rivoli, casi esquina con Clochard Central under Pont Neuf en face à La Moneda.

https :// fip /certains-l-aiment /entretien-avec-valeria-bruni-tedeschi

Read between the lines and call Mí in the Morning before breakfast 🥞.

We begin in Nice, where the Promenade des Anglais-eses are worshipping El Mar ⛵, or something like that.

Over at Ventimiglia, the MIGA movement is making Saturday Night great again.

Venezia!!! — et CARLA Bruni!!! — Y Mozarella!!! quiero tírarme — A VALERIA BRUNI (cha-cha-cha)… Eye wanna be your FANstassi, maybe Ewe could be Mine.

Trastaverina… Roma es | se amoR

Hoy no hubo Bowie. Janis on the other side of that oyster ate Bobby’s clam chowder on, “As The World Turns”.

No insistas Susana, mi corazón es de Bruni.

And Starring as Danny Trejo from Nanotepec — Bishop Edward Galeano

Well I’ll be damned, Mexico is home to the Caesars Salad. One more reason why Roma es amoR, heck EVEN the Italian flag was invented in Mexico, and don’t get Mí started with Mussolini, —AMLO will talk from Los Feliz, feliz about how Il Douche was named after the first C.I.A. agent for James Buchanan in the 1850’s, look it up, it’s TROU.

Let’s Play Ball. 

And Reverend Al, as the professional theologian that you is, Eye is going to ask Ewe to jump to Page 6.

And Katty Kay, what’s up with Mika’s potrine racing stripe?

Earlier in the History of the planks at Le Grand Palais in Paris, France:

Hey, Raphaël Morán, at RFI international:
FUCK YOU TOO!

“I Am an Anti-Christ, and Cousin Joe is a Plutocrat…” who you gonna trust?
— CAPITALISM, that’s WHO… That’s how André Malraux was able to give Reynold Arnould a break at the Grand Palais.

El Movimiento por la Paz con Justicia y Dignidad y Ciudadanos por la Paz en México (grupo París) convocan a la manifestación en apoyo a la Ley General de Víctimas ante la embajada de Francia en México, en donde el poeta Javier Sicilia, (cuyo hijo fue asesinado en Cuernavaca en 2011), Ludividine Barbier (esposa de Rodolfo Cazares, director de orquesta secuestrado en Matamoros en 2011), la hermana de Olivier Tschumi (ciudadano suizo secuestrado en Cuernavaca en 2010) y los diputados Noël Mamère y Sergio Coronado le entregarán al embajador de Francia en México las miles de firmas recaudadas en apoyo de la aprobación de dicha Ley. La manifestación tendrá lugar este miércoles 12/12/2012 a las 14h30 en Ambassade du Mexique en France 9 rue de Longchamp, 75016, Paris Tras la manifestación habrá una conferencia de prensa a 16h en Centre d’Accueil de la Presse Etrangère Grand Palais – Cours la Reine Perron Alexandre III – 75008 Paris

https ://ciudadanosxlapaz .wordpress .com /2012/12/09 /manifestation-solidarite-avec-la-loi-de-victimes-au-mexique-ce– 121212-a-14h30/

When all of a sudden… our correspondent got mixed up with a blonde sipping MIMOSAS at the wheel of a Mustang at La Ave. du Churchill. La “susodicha” was running late to ring the NASDAQ bell at the F.I.A.* next to a VACANT American Embassy in France.

*.~ https ://www .lequipe .fr/Formule-1 /Actualites /La-fia-va-lancer-une-analyse-sur-la-fin-mouvementee-du-grand-prix-d-abu-dhabi /1305527

Ya llegó Nikki Lauda… y Carlos Slim, Aussie. Which is why MERCEDES folded. The Mexican Impasse tactics of the SLIM outfit gave “THE DUTCH”, the MONOPOLY OF THE CIRCUITS… Including the circuit of La Place de La Concorde… In Other Words, NO HUBO PENAL.

… https ://racingnews365 .com /breaking-mercedes-decide-against-appeal-verstappen-keeps-title

“Or, am I caught in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me…,” Katty Kay, where’d you get that Rocher Ferrari look from? Your mercedes³ are going to stall.

LIVE, from the  Supreme Petroleum Council
³.~ https ://www .proz .com /kudoz /spanish-to-english /poetry-literature /1589026-%2Asus-mercedes%2A.html

And in Washington, Willie Geist is fed up with thughs walking into his favorite sandwich shop in NANTUCKET only to shamelessly shoplift sandwiches straight from THE SANDWICH DISPLAY RACK, from THE RACK, Stephanie Rhule, from The Rack.
Hi, My Name Is Frank and I’ll Be Your Robber This Evening

https ://www .latimes .com /archives /la-xpm-1997-oct-26-tr-46832-story .html

And, Willie Geist… you obviously have not seen L.A. Story. Just ask, Willie Geist, JUST ASK the Reverend Al Sharpton, them Nantucket sandwich snatchers have nothing on the civilized way to redistribute swag from Art studio visiting, latte-spiked regular coffee, and 50 over 50 year-old Abu Dhabi débutantes.

https ://www .msnbc .com /know-your-value /mika-brzezinski-chair-international-women-s-day-event-abu-dhabi -n1285998

Right now at a NATIONALIST convention

A hobo humping Slobo babe.
TimeStamp 04h 33m CET

Tuesday morning
July 19, 2016
Avenue de New York, Paris—75000

Whale fragments: Hobo humping slobo babe (C. 1995). | Uso justo de YouTube.

Whale fragments: Hobo humping slobo babe (C. 1995). | Uso justo de YouTube.

…Coming UP: il Doucho de New York

Heard at a Nationalist convention:

A strong arm megalomaniac asks:
“ARE WE CRAZY?”

The effervescent sheeple in a Real Estate Sponsored sports arena respond:
YESSSSSSSSS!!!

[…Context should follow ] | Credits follow.

[…Context should follow ] | … and Credits too, because “Paris, is alive.”

Update:
Convention in Cleveland just closed… word from Rockefeller Center is that the lights were shut off just before midnight in Ohio… earlier last night, Matt Lauer swinged an exclusive with Melania Trump —Rudy Giuliani’s prospective— first lady.

29 words… | Uso justo de un discurso de Michelle Obama.

29 words… | Uso justo de un discurso de Michelle Obama.