Dear, Maud Gatel… Happy Saint-Germain-des-Prés³

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Cocaine Unfrosted 🐯 The breakfast of champions… bola de putos!

 

… and, Katty Kay, nevermind the pop tarts, have some UNFROZEN COCAINE for breakfast. Now back in the day, in El Ey off course, it was a primo to just get things started, no time for lines just roll it into a pop tart and… ah nevermind, I am not supposed to talk directly (in)to the fourth wall.

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And the colored girls go: What it is—what, IT!, is.

 

³~. On this, Press Freedom Day, take it from me, Mme. representative, the first Made-in-France refugee, courtesy of President François Hollande and The Year of Mexico in France, Russia as the biggest menace to Marianne is a checkerboard ♟️on an ice rink ⛸️, unfortunately for the next hour or so nothing else matters ‘cus Eye just smoked a joint.

But any how, who, why and/or when, señor Sicilia, I tried to talk to you back when you visited the Grand Palais foreign press welcome center in 2012, however, just as with Omar and the Ayotzinapa legal adviser, mister Pablo Gleason and the Cervantes Institute fellows, including a little propaganda tool named ULLOA, all together as a collective, had tainted your judgement/cause with total slander towards my independent journalism project in la bendita y sacrosanta France.

But why?

On the next segment Los Toreros Muertos will tell you why, —Javier.

Where Eyes comes from I reckon we call it a “blimp”, but that’s just to fuck with Michelin.

 

Across Pigalle, however, los perros ladran and The Man From La Mancha don’t give a Brel. Hope Hicks on the other hand is frying crying on the stand.

But never mind Donald Trump, I am focused on Sicilia, the man who back in 2012* at least on 2012 should have known that his sabbatical in France was sponsored by, “football, fado, and Fatima²”, because the people handling his propaganda, or Public Relations were non other than the part-time Mexican Embassy photographer and Pablo Gleason, who of course was aligned with Televisa and the Mexican Cinéma Show in Cannes.

*~. Postales milagrosas a Enrique Peña Nieto. Rue de Longchamp, Grand Palais, Église de La Madeleine, South of France.

²~. It’s the Portuguese man o’ war formula for shithole countries govern-mental control.

CATCH! : Il cannolicchio del mercoledì

For the record, Julie Gayet:

French Propaganda 🍾🍹🧱💩🛫🧏

Please inform the other half of your missionary pose, and I can only assume that the lucky monk for that excercise is that nigga Hollande, that in the next segment, I am going to smack a couple of Nazi Socialist Swastikas on the façade of your Sacré Préfecture de Cité, but that is only to RE-CREATE the décor of those 🧱 walls during the Night of Ayotzinapa (Ayotzinapa para espontáneos) and the morning when agent Bruno (Stéphanie Menou’s supervisor) yanked that little pink faggety Card-de-sejour from my hands. Check the date and the décor outside of the préfecture on that September month. The fact that Talía Olvera was waiting outside of the peasants entrance to that 👮🏻‍♀️ building says a lot, a whole lot about your “communication mill” with the Mexican collaborators of THE CORRUPTION that gave mister JR. the opportunity to crack open a champagne bottle to celebrate his Very French Status 💩 around La Rumorosa and it’s breweries 🍻.

Programming note 🎶
El próximo 🇪🇦 Franco le corresponde a :
Il Duce 🇮🇹… Vo-LA_re Oh—oh.

Champagne in TKT (pronounced, TeCaTe) SOUTENU par Le Gouvernement de JR 🇨🇵, period! And, JAVIER SICILIA, señor poeta, comuníquese a sus allegados de París (Manuel ULLOA 🇲🇽 y sus conectes del Instituto Cervantes 🇪🇦) that not a god-damned thing changed at the U.S. / México border, except for the CV’s of the poets 🧏 who popped open a 🍾 of champagne at Le Gouvernement’s vernissage of Poets’ Fest 2023 à Champs-Elysées, where all i’s are on Ewe, motherfucker 👀.

Check the receipt 🧾

Boletín repetitivo: OSLER AMARO y Abel Salazar de La Cruz andan de vacaciones y por ENÉsima ocasión vuelven a tocar el libro de Perucho Punk en RFPP 106.3. And that, is why I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) changed the Freq’s to Crazy Horse.

Where were Ewe while my guitar gently weeped.

🎶 RATAS, ad infinitum, Hey, Hey, My Mai!

And, just for the record, if Clive Barker is “the spiritual son of Stephen King, then Eye is the ⌨️  ghost-writer 📗 of Richard Bachmann.

Over at La Casa Azul, the Trotsky just had a shot of tequila, and Ronald Reagan brought the limes. Across The Atlantic, at the Lumière Instituti of Actes Sud, (Nº745*) Dick Lester turns the Beatles into The Three Musketeers and RAF Group Captain, Lionel Mandrake, just don’t care.

⛏️ Tus ojos siberianos★ lindos ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️

 

*~. Oh, oh oh Ozempic™… positif,
“Dossier”, pp. 88 – 111, mars 2023:
HELP! The Jenny Craigslist Weightless Club ate all of the Food Stamps from the Diabetic Shelf and out of The Morning After Öüïmen pantiespantry.

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According to Abel Santa Sala de La Cruz, en la Frequence Vacances Plurielle Paris, la hermana Aghata was HO’id shredding the riff to The Beastie Boys hit, “No Sleep ‘Till Brooklyn”.

People who know, know what a grooved razor shell looks like, without even calling her name.

SCREAM

Maddafakkas!

 ES CREMA !

And nevermind, The Count, I’m the chef. If you have any questions, ask Le Fucking Figaro à la une. In the meantime, Katie Phangs just re-invented the Tie-Dye… Katie was inspired by her favorite excercise position, which of course is the Horizontal one… like Sister AGHATA (formally of Nantes) Katie Phangs is a missionary lover.

 

And, Willie GEIST… It’s the bottom of the ninth and the Empires are out.

Who’s on Short?

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As these eyes across TECATE, or the Xicali bordo were being shot, Mme. Gayet’s Hubby was undermining the autonomy of them Eyes on Ewe, that the U.S./México Border was trying to portray … nice recognition, but only if you ARE French, and abroad 🧏 and that’s because a French person can take a hot steamy shit 💩 and the good Mexicans at the ESCP or SciencesPo and the IHEAL will gladly put a ribbon 🎀 on that crap! Hypocrisy is part of the D.N.A. infraSh-Truck-ture at Professor Alain Rouquie’s institutions at Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

 

Wayne is 🎷… now pass the fucking beans, JR… you 🇨🇵 entitled 🇨🇵 Son Of A 🐩!

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Une porte
entre ici
et là-bas
is not just a Pizza!

Talk about Synchronicity and The Police! … any hoot, here’s the Beat Sequence: Synchronicity I is played at 99 Beats Per Minute (Andante), or 33 Measures/Bars Per Minute. Time Signature: 3/4… goooooo, Dodgers!

… or a Calzone
if you fold that 🍕Napolianian 🇮🇹 bitch, just don’t call it AN 🇦🇷 “Em#PANada.

In local news, Los Rieleros de Nantes have done it again, those fucking heathens, —the whole lot of Em#!

Mother Mary can go to Hells Kitchen, this is not the Bronx, said Sister Aghata³, adding, “we are not the Texas Rangers”.

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And starring as Sister Aghata:

Julie Gayet

³~. La Hache es muda.

 

And, Donnie Deutsch:

Fuck you… and those IVY League pretentious faggots ⚾ who forget what a bucket of Chicken Looks like! For starters, gravy was « a volonté » and honey 🍯 packets WERE available on-demand at no additional cost, because it was the Bees pleasure to drench that thigh in sticky sweetness.

 

But, Willie Geist, that’s not even the gist of it, in case your producers are keeping count, because if youse a fan of, Tinieblas³, Duendes, and of course, the best Major League Baseball team, The Los Angeles Gentrifications and the Dodger fans who a’Door Em#, then you know that Nathalie Piolé loves Mamba.

 

But pay no attention to that because Chaka Khan can, it’s like Shuga’ but Eye would know nothing about that, or those  Capitol Hill Catholic Spies, like Ewe ⚾ do. Find out about it on Capitol Hill if youse think its hyper BOLA ☄️.

[ Know that Öüï will be right back ]

Sincerely,

Sue Merce’ pásele, pásele, de qué le damos? Pescado y camarón en polvo desidratado y almejas en su tinta! Pásele, pásele Güerita. Nomas no me pregunte por Las Tortillas que Julie Gayet no es la Señora de Peña Nieto, aunque sí, la ‘ñora también es actress-ese. Pásele, pásele 🪰.

The Meat slaughter .. 🐂  brought to Ewe 🌭 by Farmer John®

P.S. Phuck Ewe, period! Also, Willie Heist, go Dodgers, you son of a bitch!

Intermedio avec Julie Gayet… L’ironía se pinta’ sola

“Merci pour ce moment »…

Fowl balls on Donna Perino, she’s A FOX 🦊.

Behind the Scenes of The Year of Mexico
in France

MATCH
“Amarillo no me pongo”…

WADR… This is an InterMission sponsored by The Yellowish tone of Mexican movies at La Porte des Lilas and off-course, Ennio Morricone.

In Lyon, France:
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