Le tilleul¹ y la gobernadora²… té de tila para “la torita” gobernadora

El tilo¹ and the Larrea tridentata² 

There is no dark side in Acapulco… as a matter of fact, it’s all Dark in Acapulco.

La experiencia de Morena en México, based on the collected works of EDWARD BURNETT TYLOR (from 1856 to 1861 A.D., the latter bieng the most difficult year of a rather disturbed República) who despite the turmoil of the epoch (Miramón and his Habsbourgs had been defeated and “Bomberito” Juárez installed the Liberal goverment with the help of THEM United States of America in Mexico City) managed to write a pretty good tome titled : ANAHUAC I,

Homenaje de Morena a Rubén Figueroa, por la 4T* en Guerrero

noviembre 11, 2025

For context, en su vida política del partido de Jean-Luc Melenchon, Sergio Ávalos es conferencista, fundador también de la Asociación de la ley 1901 (francesa) GILBERTO BOSQUES PARIS. En otros tiempos, por decir cuando pertenecia al Movimiento Por La Paz Con Justicia y Dignidad de Jorge Harmodio en el Instituto Cervantes (2011) o, mismo cuando re bautizó el hashtag (#) del YoSoy132 aquí en París (2012), y luego de “arrimado” con la caravana de los 43 de Ayotzinapa, don Ávalos se hubiese auto tachado como un “PALERO”, o como un “VENDIDO”, incluso como un “CHAYOTERO” ; al menos eso es lo que don Ávalos y su compañera de partido (Georgina Moreno) le gritarían a cualquier persona que les hiciese preguntas directas o que compremetiese su labor proselitista en la vía pública, es decir, durante manifestaciones por las calles y avenidas al pie de la Torre Effiel… por decir.

L’hommage rendu à Rubén Figueroa était « une grave erreur » ; il mérite d’être desitué : Eloy Cisneros³

Brevemente, para todas las personas que no me leen, me muero por saber la reacción de doña Moreno y don Ávalos siendo que, pues, tendrán que responder por el nefasto homenaje al que mató y luego violó la esposa de uno de sus supuestos héroes caídos durante la guerra sucia de Acapulco, o algo así.

³~. Jefe del Frente Socialista de Guerrero

ANAHUAC I, Chap. V. :
A Revolution. Siege and Capitulation of Puebla. Military Statistics. Highway-robbery. Reform in Mexico. The American War. Mexican Army. Our Lady of Guadalupe. Miracles. The Rival Virgins. Sacred Lottery-ticket. Literature in Mexico. The clergy and their system of Education in Mexico. The Holy Office. Indian Notions of Christianity.

John Mill Ackerman y los hijos del quinto partido de la transformación

Víctor Quintana Silveyra… and/or Zeppelin goes here.

In Russia, Putin just told The U.S.A. to go Trump themselves. Know Which Way Is Up.

Esas Perras de Morena nomas en la Casa de Ackerman… al fin “chuchos” del PSUM ✏️

Presente :

Ain’t nobody making things up… this must be the place for Talking Heads en tiempos de putas venezolanas con hambre en La Cuarta Transformación de López Obrador y su esposa la “española” con nombre alemán en La Chingada.

Bring it… I see your wanna be Dre’s, doctor³.

³~. Knot you Poisson, tell your dad to keep his Rottweiler’s at bay from Monterrey. Benjamin Franklin follows while Tommy watches the scene go by.

Flavia, “Hold On, cus’ I’m Coming” ♠️ 🎩

And now, the conclusion of Kamel The Magician, long story short, the Immo Witch Sorceress-ese at BFM underscored him by 40% and a blow 🌬️  job 🍃.

It Was 20 Years Ago, when Joe Scarborough joined the KKK club… ⚾ yer’ Out! Motherfucker. Got cheese 🧀?

 

… ok, Kamello mío pay attention now and let me take you back to 22 Feb. to show you lo HERMOSO de Jenny en El País; that particular tirage turned out to be a “Special Edition” to be collected by more than a myriad of trash receptacles because on this particular print 📰 Pepa BUENO “sawed-off” the columns from the SPORTS and BABELIA pages of SPAIN as seen trough the literature of Julio Iglesias.

1939Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.

~. Note for the good people and friends of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog at the local PSG Bénévole Heart’s Club Band  💬 the “Mexican looking mustache” is not, i REPEAT, it is KNOT for the purposes of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog a Mexican Bigote my friends, but rather a BANANA used FOR SIZE to illustrate THE GAP between columns on both the IGLESIAS and SPORTS section of Spain’s FLAGSHIP newsprint, El País.

… that trick, coincidentally if not ironically tore off a significant chunk of JULIO IGLESIAS during the swinging London years when according to the sawed-off face of Ignacio Peyró, Britannia le hizo a JULIO lo que EL AIRE le hizo a Benito Juárez (o sea, que ni lo despeinó) and here’s another thing you don’t know: Julio pulled that off in a place where Iglesias was more an ALIEN than BOWIE ever was.

Allow Mí to display that battle plan for your Eyes only Kamel, only your Eyes but I am going to have to SACRIFICE both of your wrists for snatching that hour from my Winter sleep.

Which is why, Flavia, my deer… Eye is asking Ewe all at number Tú, to SPRING 🌱 Forward to, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS because TO THEY, it’s the Greatest 🎩🥊.

If your name is Johanne Poisson⁹… el próximo Bizet va por Toi-let

Más puta que las gallinas… A new documentary by Duncan BRIDGEMAN y los amigos de Georges Pompidou en Balard… no connection or relation to “the Pompidol” en El Beaubourg.

Let the record show that:
Pedro y Pablo
valen Verga
en Niza, Francia.
Ask Michael 🪽 at Seguros 🛵 Generali

Canada… The 51st Bubble Quiff. You’ve Got A Friend in Mí 🎶🎶 🎤

Musical Guest:
Los Ángeles Chamuscados (en noir)

La Pasión y Vida ❤️‍🔥… but first…allow me to put a cotejado for the good people of Baja California News and morenafrancia 

Cotejado para T K T y La Rumorosa ❤️‍🔥💋❤️‍🔥

Querido, Pedro (Frente Amplio de Izquierda Mexicano/morena-francia/Sorbonne 2011-2012-2013), tu apellido se me escapa, pero no el de tus líderes en el partido de Jean-Luc Mélenchon (Ávalos el de uno, y Moreno el de la voz de pito que mueve a los acarreados de la manifestation*) a lo mejor estoy mal, but YOU and the so-called future of Mexico (14 years ago this week) cannot, YOU CANNOT! Suck a Big French PENIS, eat FRENCH PRÉFECTURE FÆCES, and then, using your own pejorative descriptors to debase the workers who paid for your CONACyT scholarship—feel like “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo a Duncan BRIDGEMAN… perdón, va de nuez… y luego desgarrarse sus prendas parisinas como “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo al populismo bananero y tropical de Donald Trump.

De antemano, Sophie Fofie, bien merecido y bravo 🤭  por Selena Gómez y las “mexicanas³” que no son puras de nobleza ni de SOL•I•DAR•I•DADES cómo el célebre FOFO MÁRQUEZ, en el rol de Florence Cassez.

³~. The “non-mexican” cast of that French Musical about an imaginary country called “La Chingada” at le Théâtre de Châtelet.

And in Washington, AP Lemire is on his way to CNN

A Penny for your CHOKE hold.

Deer, Joe Scarborough… you have to be RICH to think like that, goooooo, Mets. Of course, i am talking about Mangione, and that! That is the exceptionality of “Los Hijos de Sánchez”.

Praxis — Justin Timberlake stars as a the subway hero.

Feels So Good 👏👏👏

🎺

… [I] hate to say it, indeed it was a Sting operation and It’s Getting Better All The Time, in Syria anyhow but who’s keeping count?, Syriasly… who’s keeping count? That’s a lot of Jaguars in that garage, not the mention the Ferrari’s but al-Assad ain’t got nothing on Romero Deschamps fleet of luxury cars, heck “Carlitos” had a direct line to Bologna just to get his classic Ferrari’s oil changes done on the fly.

… and Cousin Joe, that’s the difference between The United States style of exceptionalism y la excepcionalidad mexicana.

And if you know who Pablo Gleason, Sergio Ávalos, and Jorge Harmodio are, —in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog, it’s the difference between a contemprary 19-K Series Tanker and the 1956 “tankies” in Hungary.

Deer, François Ruffin… meet “las gatas³” de morena-francia

 Georgina Moreno y Sergio Ávalos… presente:

… with musical guest, Devil Makes Three and their 2008 hit “We’ll Be Sweeping the Steps of Your Empire

Señor, profesor, ciudadano y sácale-puntas de Paco Ignacio Taibo I, II, y iii, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés: ¡abrazos no escobasos!

³~. Definitively KNOT las “gacelas” de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Any 🦉 hoot, Apolonia d’Hierbamala, this is what loyalty at the lowest echelons of Mexico’s “peoples” party looks like, and for that Öüï switches IT!, over to The Atlantic for “In Praise of Clarity” narrated by Mark Leibovabitch.

You’re a superstar! — Shîva… now all Ewe need is a glamour shot from «Ménage 🧹en 🧽 Scène » from The Producers of Viva Mexico Rencontres Cinématographiques and FRANCE INC. to get you star ⭐ ted.

Anyhow we now return to Mexico’s “peoples” party which was just Outsourced to the childhood friends of the sons of Andy López Beltrán… the smooth operator of La Cuarta Transformación de la Familia López Obrador.

Sponsored by Wicked

Over at Central Park West, Pablo Torre se puso amarillo, but he is not wearing a guayabera and together with Lis Jordan are taking on the roles for the remake of Debbie does Dallas. Pablo plays the gay cheerleader coordinator and Lis Jordan pretty much just lays there in the “goalpost tear-down position”.

But seriously, Volks, jump to page tú. The last thing Öüï wants to do is pervert NBC/Universal on Turkey’s eve.

Tiburón a la vista : Socia°Lista — morena rancia

Deer, Luc Free Log, fuck you and the helicopters that you love. With that in mind, let’s talk shop, our first involuntary guest is La Somme.

For the record what a time to be alive, Representative Ruffin, leave it to the filthy French to have an snap 🫰 election, la Fête de La Musique and, the motherfucking opening ceremony of the Games of the XXXIII Summer Olympics all in the span of one month… and with a shark 🦈 on the loose up and down l’Ille-de-France. That’s fucking impressive, mister Ruffin.

Es que ser no es lo mismo que estar, porque estar viva is just to Be Alive, ¡As opposed to being dead, —eh! Ojo con eso ya que « ser » muy viva is a personal quality of equis persona, it means that the person is very smart and more often than not it juxtaposes on the thresholds of opportunism. Ask Gilberto Bosques en París.

… and mister Ruffin, it’s no coincidence that “el orgullo” del nepotismo de La Maison de La Radio en París, not in Issy, named his new album, “Viva tú”…

Anyhow, Representative Gatel, do you qualify for RSA while the Assembly is out of order, or are you Schiltz out of Luck?

Now, mister Ruffin, —much like the Shark ‘honeymooning-down-by-the-Seine premise, the RSA question might seem a bit asinine, but there have been episodes of sharks venturing onto a river, and if I may recall, there’s a Housekeeper who got elected in recent past, right?

https ://www .assemblee-nationale .fr /dyn /deputes /PA795438

Sure, mister Ruffin, sure… Eye knows that you have that little sardonic magazine and that coffee-making racket you got going with Chuck, or Philippe, or whatever your assistant’s name is, but what about representative Keke? Is she supposed to go back to her “personal services for parti-culeros”?

Bébé Requin—Hardy cover.

Sponsored by RFPP and Juanito Guanabacoa…
morena~Rancia invita

Ask Georgina Moreno or Alicia Leos, mister Ruffin, both are the epitome of double entendre and all things shady in the Public Square of “mamma Marianne” and the backstabbing politics of the Mexican tacos stands (world wide).

Over at the Morjo Show, it’s Summer Movies at The Drive~In, at the silver screen multiplex, it’s “Back to my family” and “Mí and Mrs. Jones”. Mika is not a-mused… no wait, actually she is, her giggles gave her a güey.

Any how, there’s a shark roaming at THEE Canal de Saint-Martin, and I can confirm, that there was a dead guy at the Seine when Bejo was being filming JAWS (in French).

Inside sources under the nº 7 at La Conciergerie on the Right Bank relay that the dead fellow was not floating between two péniches-es—ese, but on the stairway to the Commerce Court at Cité, I know because I was there when the flicks sealed the scene… now say hello to my little Axolotl.

A tale of two speeches — Macron/Obrador

Hoy tampoco hubo Jazz…

The French mono warns that “Europa is mortal,” and while the Mexican chango insists that Freddy Catscholos reloaded” are respectful of « el pueblo bueno », as the Tabasco native likes to call his heard.

This curso sucks, which is why, in this section the student will watch Mexican telenovelas in French and eat chayote curado del Valle de México con vino tinto de Montmartre.

… Issy-Jonathan-le Mire, support independent journalism del sindicato de la prensa bonita de SciencesPo y Cité. Send a Euro to Pablo Gleason and his compadres and comadres del mariachi de Paris.

Abrazos no balazos, say no to refried beans 🫘

Any how, we now return to our regular blog-post but not before sending a big shoutout to Jerry DROUOT productions, last time Öüï had waltz this dance was with the music of Les Negresses Vertes, no relation to los Chaparros Inmaduros³.

³~. Enanitos Verdes

He looked so healthy… must have been them Hamburgers in COYOACÁN

HOW  SOON  IS  NOW
Messieurs SMITHS?

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the Spotlight — like a Voodoo Chile 👆🏞️

 

The Lives of Others (ISSY this is dedicated to JOHANNE GRACIA POISSON³) and THE FRENCH NAZI STASIquesqui LOVERS who clap at Juanito Guanabacoa.

And, Alicia Leos y sus Arrière (AS) might or, might not agree 👍 but I Know What Y’all Did in September of 2012/2013 at Balard (M8).

 

³~. Con especial dedicatoría para la señora Alicia LEOS y su MARIACHI “Las Arrière (AS°), but that is only because doña Alicia, like Dr. Poisson made the campechana official by documenting their intentions with La Bendita Préfecture, en otras palabras, como dice Katie Phangs: don’t think that Eye is into Ewe. Just the facts, mesdames.


https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-middle-east / cairo-masterplan-threatens-ancient-city-of-the-dead

Y… en Egipto, una nueva megalópolis is actually and literally running an express way over The City of The Dead. I was wondering why I kept being bugged about that Hitchhikers Guide in CAIRO.

En Italia, it’s a One-Tú with Verstappen y Pérez.

[This space for rent]


Mientras tanto…

The Wayback Machine y los jaraneros tapatíos.

Que Chingue A Su Madre³
“El Mudo”
Atte.:
EL CONJUNTO ÁFRICA

Note to RFPP y “sus” editores… Entre PEJE’s y MADRINAS.

If there is EVER, ever ever, any doubt why we THE STAFF, continue to make like the IMER NOTICIAS fellow, Mr. Nájar, that is to say —complaint or, faire LA PLAINTE  auprès du procureur de la République BANANERA de FRANCIA y sus medios en rfpp . net it~is because, y aunque no sea lo mismo ni sea igual, Eye would not allow a STASI cop to moonlight as an “ANGEL of culture” when torture was the 🔨  instrumento ⛏️ that he played THE BEST. (Clap, French motherfuckers, CLAP on RFPP).

https ://www .reforma .com /gana-pleito-de-marca-la-sonora-santanera-de-carlos-colorado /ar2488829 

³~La hermosa Marina (Malinche) madre de todos los, las y LES mexicaines (including Pepito).

 

Al regresar, “Los Luchadores” con el más técnico de PASADENA, the one and only, Memo Hijo de Ricardo Martínez de La Garza…

Perros Bravos follows:/

The Son of a banker who roamed with many COYOTES during his early years in Coyoacán just boarded the TRAJINERA to El inframundo en Yucatán…

 

Please stayed tuned for sintonías…

“There is no such thing as a Sodexo®️ board³”, it’s a Sarkozian pipe-dream², en Libération¹

… [A]nd BACH n’a pas écrit D’Opera, period!

AVON Cosmetics Holocaust on Isle 8.

From wo’ID-ref:

 

 

d’abord interj

(expression enfantine) (coloquial) ¡para que lo sepas! loc interj
¡toma! interj
Et je te parle plus, d’abord !
Y ya no te hablo más, ¡para que lo sepas!

 

So it’s official, Cousin Joe is pulling a Primo de Rivera on the streams of the MSNBC. Not content with working Louis Burgdorf to death and disappearing Kasie Hunt on the Way Too Early series, adding an extra hour to his Mean Girls series talk show, and firing the Saturday Morning minorities, to make room for his weekend repetition recap,  the son of a bitch is going nuclear next Monday night, and bringing none other than the Elon Musk of the Marvel University, Robert Downey Junior, following Morning Mika’s “Summer of George.”

Let the good times roll, that joint there.

 

³~. It’s call SodexHo, said Stephanie Menou’s supervisor, Bruno* (last name unknown) after all of the hurdles for the renovation, of what was supposed to be a SIX-year French Talents and Skills visa, had been SUR~mounted, Bruno then took the stupid-little « pink residence card* » from my hand and he said something to the effect of —and of course, I am ¶ara¶hrasing— “that law was a Sarkozian pipe-dream ».

²~. It was right around this time period, 2013~2014 that the unspoken policy of the 2nd Year of Mexico in France COMMISSION took effect; that policy whispered in the EARS of all of the STRUCTURES “aimed at promoting and facilitating the life of ASSOCIATIONS… exercising under the law 1901,” such as the previously mentioned Asociación Gilberto Bosques-Paris, to simmer-down “los cacerolazos” against the Peña Nieto energy reforms and for the construction of a new state-of-the-art international airport, which was supposed to replace an ageing one in the old Distrito Federal, now called, La Ciudad de México (CDMX)… for the record, the good people of the political party in Mexico, which sponsored the Gilberto Bosques-Paris adhérents in La France, buried the almost finished (and winner of an international design award) under the waters of a newly re-filled lake, where legend has it, an eagle killed a snake, and then ate a TUNA there. The new airport resembles the Orly distribution operation rather than the airport that sits next to the Cementos Mexicanos headquarters at the end of the Metro Line-14 extension from Olympiades, for the benefit of the Paris 2024 Games of the XXXIII Olympic Summer Games and its handicapable edition, Aussie.

Is it finished, Nina?
Simone que sí, Sirene and, IT!, Is f“unkier than a mosquito’s tweeter » 🦟
Ibid.

 

¹~. Yada, yada, yada 🇮🇱

And Cousin Joe… can Ewe smell the sheeple Ay’m cooking, you Soon-of a bitch? I always knew that youse one of them  North Korea so-called, ‘noble gases’, heck, Willie Geist, I am the one who showed your dumb-ass that box between Pandora’s loins, open:

Previously on, PanºDora’s box:
Congress-element representative, Joseph Charles Scarborough dit “the turd” was popping out of The Box, Jack! And inside of the Red circled box in this frame, perhaps you can distinguish, Cousin Joe’s itsy-bitsy-chincilla nuts, which got caught in a spider’s 🕷️ Web.

 

Tuesday is in effect and, IT!, Will knot—KNOT, maddafakka— will not leave until Wednesday is in.

Fuck, Mí, Marina… It’s only been a century and 50 abortions since the Commandments House had a commandant. And no promotion for Ewe, colonel. .Gideon.

Please be advised that the Étoiles are laying to my Left, you’re right, and Trou 🕳️ North 🧭 is just 45⁰ a wey…  If Only The Paris Tourism Board had the fucking Imagination.

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii