Previously on “Chosi chosi »… Las Trompas de Eustaquio

Érase pues, que se era:

Dear, Luc Frelon—Fuck You! and Your Fkn’ Happy Theys-n-D.A.T

BlaXploitaiting your way through the waves is Know Way to get through another set… [A]nd now youse into WaWa Boarding, Eh! Well, you’re in Luck, Luq—grab a seat on flight 213 to The Moon, to the moon—Eye tells ya’

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o como dice Philippe Labro:
The big fucking elephant in the kitchen.

Cantaloupe Island es un melón chino en Mí’s Oasis., allá JUSTO a un lado de San José de Las Panochas, DURANGO, municipio del Real de MINAS de SANTIAGO de map•i•Mí… [A]sk Jodorowski, that old SonOvaVitch knows EXACTLY HOW A DUNE can slip right from the palm of his hand —go ahead, ask him Brontis, tú más que nadie sabes muy bien quién es tu Padre! Cabrón. 🛰 Now, in all seriousness, the irony here is That el canto cardenche and other oral stories were not allowed to flourish when another Brontis (knot his real name, Bruno) and Stephanie Menou’s (The Reel Deal)  superiors entertained The Mexican Ambassador To The Unesco’s request to get our Saturday Knight Tribute to Marianne out of the waves. From a distance, it’s funny because that is what INSECURE democracies (ruled by a despot) like Donald John Trump, do! THAT’s What They Do, niño Luc. That’s 🎺 WATT the do.

In Tok•yo, Olympiades organizers are accommodating athletes from all over the ELO world, the question is? With all of the COVID restrictions will the condom industry lose earnings with all of that FUCKING that is not going to go On?

Connect•i•cut… got Weed? O, puro Poudre?

FRANK ZAPPA takes on the role of “El Agachado Mayor” the one-and-Only: Calzonzin Inspector (punto y coma) Vilma Fuentes reports from La Arena de Lutecia, AÑO Cero

In/on this issue,

https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/06/13 /dear-frank-zappa-eyes-beg-to-differ/

María Sabina meets Les nouveaux inntsomi (punto y tangente) en la Estación  “Profeta del nopal” formally known as “el metro Balderas” de Jorge Negrete¹.

What, goes, on!
Rolling Stones of the rap game, not bragging
Lips bigger than Jagger, not saggin’
Spell it backwards, I’mma leave it at that
That ain’t got nothing to do with rap²

 

Public Enemy
Harder than you think

And in Washington, It has now become évidement so, that Julien Bayou, the former greenest of Em# all in the quest for the Regional honcho post for all of the Île-de-France called it quits and moved to a liquor store next to the Belmont track in Elmont, Manhattan. En revancha, Steve Kornacki is now a PMU junkie.

You are KNOT, to believe who joined forces with Julien à La Île-de-France, Eye is not sure if she’s Episcopalian or Dominican, but they both look swell in Green.

But WAIT!!! Valerie Pécresse was spotted in Queens wearing a ridiculous wig on the msnbc’s (breathe)… on the opposite side of the Ballot Box, Adrianne Elrod takes the lead at the Race Track in Vincennes, Longchamps and off-course, at Auteuil.


Ladies and gentlemen of Flight 213 with destination to the moon, please relax as Öüï reach crusing Altitude, in a few minutes you will be able to witness La Hora Nacional de Thomàs Pesquet-PasKino, in the Mean Time don’t forget to thrust the back of your lengua to the gills of your paladar lest you want to “depressurize” that Ear-Nose-Throat canal of yours.

Our feature in-flight presentation of a film, which has JET! to be rated FEATURES, The Reverend Kasie Hunt.

¹.) The moniker that preceded Jorge Negrete in every presentation was that of “el charro cantor”, with that in Mind, Pintor de Puy:

Te acordaste, en toda tu Heroica historia, ¿de pintar un Ángel negro? así como Mr. Zappa pinta a “las Catholic Girls” from La Brasserie à Montorgeuil? Or, did you only trace the ones who are Solidaire®️ with Cité?.

Man of goD… El Diablo no es como lo pinta.

Pancha, la hechicera y compañera del “Sacerdote Rupestre” wants to know, that’s all.

By the way, Luc, this segment is sponsored by CE MEX.

².) The hardest part about developing this particular inntsomi, Mr Bacon, is that i don’t need Six Degrees to connect the “P.I.G.S.” in the NAVE, I can smell’em in one simple leap on the Rayuela de JULIO Cortazar. Ask AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, Medicines du Monde, and of course, ask “El Patrón” à la rue des Bourdonnais (sucursal Porte de Saint Ouen), but never ask Hôtel Dieu, because they too, are in on the inntsomi.

Dear, Frank Zappa… Eye[s] beg to differ

Off-course, Mr. Mother of Invention, EWE of all the “Calaveras y Diablitos » should meet Rodrigo González, best known as Rockdrigo or El profeta del nopal, Rockdrigo died at age 35 from a CEMEX overdose.

Joe’s Garage remastered, featuring Katty Kay as a Catholic Girl. —_•¡•_— And Dweezil, be advised that the Tempo here is set to CHOSI, and in a few Eye will explain on account that Loss of Signal keeps cutting the cord on our Draft… [B]ut as a *place holder* not everybody has a blind Al Pacino in the role of  Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slate looking out for “Charlie” at prep school. Por Ejemplo, take Alex Lora, who in their “CHEMO-frying” mind (FZ-10) would have thought at Avandaro that THAT weasel would be ARRANGING “Estación Balderas” with a Symphony Orchestra? WHO?

And Moon, go ahead and pretend that you are not deconstructing yesterday’s re-interpretation of the Classic Album Cover of JOE’s GARAGE at Saint-Eustache’s Southern facing Wall… the one with The Stag 🦌 below The Superstar ✝️.

Nice touch with Joe’s “Saying Goodbye” as the soundtrack to Jimmy and Buddy [22’32”] but Eye is willing to bet Luc Frelon’s bubble-gum wrapper collection that regardless of whatever Hendrix was occupying his time on/or with, like ROCKDRIGO, (Estación Metro Balderas —original version which is about an autochthonous couple becoming separated at a metro station, and NOT stolen version for Les Nuls rendered by El TRI de Lora, knot El TRI de Deschamps, Didier), HENDRIX didn’t have time to change his life on account that he died from a Cement Overdose.

And if you are just joining our G7/Euro coverage please scroll down a few hours on this blog to find that Ewe cannot adjust the settings (punto y coma) Witt that in Mind, DO NOT TRY TO ADJUST YOUR SETTINGS*****—–~ This is a Psycho Chicken Update:

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /les-annees-fip /les-annees-fip-1993

AND RUSSIA, “if you are listening »:

Josef Talin is Knot a Happy Camper en el mundo de Le Monde (Friday, 11 June edition), on account that Russian ‘Groots’ had a sort-of, kind-ah, seems-like a Nostalgia party in the Woulds.

The ina . fr just took Boris’ ‘WHY’ Priviledges from Russian revisionists… George H.W. Bush is laughing his ass-off along with Senator McCain in Vincennes.

“IT!, sounds corny, —but IT! is Knot in Cornwall,” where the score is 120 Theys… give Joe a Break.

In Local news, Joe Manchin is OUT.

It’s the bottom of the Second y se nos pegaron las sábanas…

At the House of Detention (no bad intention)

Break On Through, phase one; side effects include sleepiness and an urgent need for a fucking Ale from The Monk —_•!•_— Listen up Sonny Boy, tell Pepper to put the Art in a Brown paper bag and tell the Baker that this session is To Go.

— And then i told Igor 🎼, Georges 🎬 and off-course, Jimbo (that 🦎King SumBitch) that i would love to spend the Knight but i would miss my favorite hour in Panamæ… No insistas Edith 💅🏻, mi Corazón es de CharLotte 🧜🏻‍♀️ BeeBring.

You are not fooling anybody without your Spectacles, Mr. Kornacki

Coming up on The Ozarks, Elise Jordan, in the role of RUTH “virgin ears” LANGMORE goes to Montreuil-sous-Bois (93100) and gets a haircut.

And, ELISE, you sexy Missourian Ewe, Now Eye knows that there’s an Exodus from The Peacock farm to La Île-de-France… STEVE KORNACKI IS RUNNING for President of the surrounding suburbs of Anne Hidalgo’s grounds.

Deer, Donnie Deutsch… fuck New York

_ Yankees fans, Donnie Deutsch. Fuck’em.

As for you, Texas…

And Willie Geist… fuck The New York Yankees, in 9 steps… [A]nd here’s why, Mike Barnicle (you son ovabitch), Número Uno, Pinstripes on a uniform is the Sign of an Evil Empire; DOS.SYS, Take Numero Uno and put a counter on it then make it RESET when it reaches Number Nine-number 9-number-Nein,… etc, etc, etc,…

And loss of signal, youse the best.

One thing is FO’sure, Nicolle Wallace, I am not even going to refer you to Radio France International’s, Raphaël Morán, and his suggestion that I turn all of my reporting information on Mexican Corruption in France to the same Préfecture de Police clerk at (Cité) who (at the time) was a volunteer with THE MEXICAN FOREIGN Service moonlighting as cinéma “ambassadors” at La Porte des Lilas (75920)… Barr none, youse gotta love them PARALLELS, don’t ya’think?

And now:

Eye is telling you, The Devil, Susan Page, is in the Details and in Evry crevice of that Ship.

“Do not try to adjust your settings”

Senator John McCain is doing the Funky Chicken Dance, and there is nothing that The Ruhlz can do about, IT!… mannnnn.

EVRY SINGLE FLYING BUTTRESS HAS THE DEVIL INSIDE, Devil inside—Devil inside, every single Pentium has the Devil inside —Ah-ah-ah 🧗🏽‍♂️

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Goooooooo Dodgers!

Psycho Chicken update : The Atlantic Heist

After the Cornwall Address, an update on “Se volaron a Voltaire”.

But FO’ist! In Hilo Hawaii it’s 5 pm and in Boston it’s the 11 Hour of Thursday — in Paris it’s Vaccine Day Friday at a Place Where Evry body knows your name.

And aren’t we all bunch of lucky so-and-sos, Öüï gets to have a second dose, in four weeks.

ASÍ que, “eh, Puuuuuuthhhhoponte la vacuna así con la misma puta pasión con la que te pones La Verde, o mismo la camiseta de cualquier nación (regurguito) “Puuuuuuuthhhhho“.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/06/10 /cultura /para-mi-componer-tiene-mucho-de-juego-silvio-rodriguez/

With that in mind:

The American Embargo is the ORIGINAL “Havana syndrome”, punto y coma.

Dear, Courtney Kube, Q-vo? As in, ¿qué hubo con aquél pedo en La Havana? It’s only as confusing as figuring “The Alien” headlines from last week, ‘member them? —_!_— But seriously Nicolle Wallace, [you sexy mother… of a pre-tween boy] has the State Department CONSIDERED lifting the embargo on Cuba? Perhaps, the best doctors in the world can solve the issue of “The Havana Syndrome” and maybe, just MAYBE, figure out just what the in the Fuck is up with all them worthless Lightning Cables from *🍏 Apple Corp. 🍎* Anyhow, here’s Silvio’s take on IT!, and Pundit, if you don’t Know Mí by nowyou will never-ever know that artists are the last persons whose opinions Öüï values, but for Silvio, Eye will use an Exceptionalism Exception card:
“In the United States, anti-Castroism is an old business that finances RADIO and TELEVISION stations, programs, campaigns and artists who believe in it. I have no doubt that there are people paid to flood us [Cubans] with bad opinions.”

Dear, Representative Val Demings (FLA), congratulations on last night‘s announcement on The JoyAnne Reid Show, with that in mind. Here is what the world wants to know on this PROPOSITION:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/06/10 /mundo /critica-eurocamara-que-dialogo-ue-cuba-no-diera-resultado-positivo/

In local sports news from VINCENNES:

Up in the Sky! “Qu’est-ce que c’est ? »

1. Cocorico
2. Cock-a-Doodle Do
3. O, simplemente, Ki-qui Ri-Qui

And in Paris, the Prefecture de Police (yada yada yada) issued an alert to be on the lookout for a Chicken holding the “mini Mí” version of The Statue of Liberty inside of a bucket of KFC. The chief of The Police, a Gordo who goes by Sullivan relays that the he Saw Her (the statue) Standing There, at the corner opposite to La Gaité Lyrique, KATTY corner with Temple and Metro Line 3 (the green line). Special agent Groot is on the lead.

Note to editors:
Must i dot every fucking tee for y’all to see the crossing Eye?

Trou Story… in the 4th Dimension Jimbo became a horse race fan and that motherfucker just went ahead and “acquired” the famed SECRETARIAT from Peter who was strapped for cash and wanted to pay Paul, —that motherfucker.

Lorem IpSum: It would have done a lot of good to Erin Naire, in the role of a young Kasie Hunt if she had been paying a little bit more attention to the battle happening in ReeL TimE on The Dark Side of The Moon, —the Moon, Susana PUBeda! The Moon 🌙

[Cutline for a young Kasie Hunt goes here…]

In an effort to Show, Knot Tale, i like to remind the Way Too Early producers (those dumb Suns-of_bitches) that Eye gave you plenty of warning for the Eclipse that just reached its perfect juxtaposition on La Rue de La Lune… check the dentils on Colonialism, from Yesterday, —Knot To They.

Previously on the Frogs at the Poquelin Lounge bar and grill…

Still to come on The Rack… Fuck Marseille, and America (Aussi).

And Stephanie Ruhle, Eye See your Broadway Funky Chicken, and Eye raises you: PSYCHO CHICKEN from La Île-de-France.

Jump to page 2 for details

The roots are in the Dentils, Issy, Sr. Diablo follows… just look into the mirror, go ahead, The Reflex will tell you that you are the fairest of #Em All, except for Suicide Blonde because she’s got the Devil Inside like an INTEL Pentium does.

Arrested Development

Game already in-progress, Denis Soula, (of fip . fr and “does anybody doubt that Rugby exists fame) was Crying for La Argentina at the plate, ready to Tango, Sin Embargo, —and Eye is knot making this shit up…

².)_ You Can’t Have ANY Pudding, if you don’t touch the padding!!! — This section of the Stanza is being brought to Ewe’all by Schitty Lighting and Plagues-R-US located on the East entrance at floor level of the mall. Yada, yada, yada, French national Pirate (Öüï told about, IT!) Thomas Pesquet was at the plate, Louise Michel sent the pitch, Pesquet hit the ball and that sucker relocated the orbit of the Moon—OF THE MOON, Congressman Willie Gomer (R-TX), Of-the–Moon.

_ just ask Laurent Jullier, he’s like the last Coca Cola at the concession stand when it comes to a thing that Rotten Tomatoes and Funky Patates call “Sequence Analysis”… [The LOWELL Effect and the discovery of a network of “cernes” on Mars mom’s topography goes² here¹], after the break, Dante’s Comedy Tour presents another edition of “I am an anti-Christ and a book lover, aussi!

¹.)_ “La mythologie des Martiens vient de là… las !, page 8 of L’analyse de Séquences, 5th éd. re..

¹.)_Well, Eye be damned, Mí thinks that Denis Soula is feeling? Denis Soula is feeling what? Anyone?… “Garçon!” _–*•!•*–_ A-Gain, and one–mo’tra vez, why Denis Soula is on the batting order is a mystery to Evry one of the last motherfuckers on the empty seats of the Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, but knot to former presidential candidate John McCaine.

².)_

an event of biblical proportions worthy of REVELATION 9: 310 was Surgically Implanted on the jet of The President of The United States of America, except that instead of Locusts-es-es—ese, The French Director (Ed Harris) went with Cicadas, —D.A.T. motherfucker!.

And in México… words, don’t come [easy] BIENVENIDA KABALA

OK… stop the pressess-es!!!

🎶Cucarachas enojadas… fumando marihuana—hilarity ensues when Sax plays KUMBALA en El Bar “La Chicharra”.

The Answer, Vice-President Harris, is always HOUSES OF THE HOLY, and if challenged with La Ave Revolución (Entry Artery into Tijuana, not the bird lover) the answer is “Well Eye Never’d Been To SPAIN, but I kinda like the music ”, a Lennon/ McCartney reference interpreted by non other than THREE doG Knight and The MOTHafaKING Peeps, Dionne.

… [A]nd MARCUS MILLER, you Son-of-Bitch, knock-knock motherfucker 🎺 I need tickets to Juan… or Eye is going to slap the illegitimate Son of Vicentico, the one-and-only, LUQ Fregón.

Digresión:

The next Vice-President needs to be vetted for the Donkey Show!!! And Manu Chau goes here¹. And, pundit, this is Why You Need Me On That Wall, fuck the quotes.

And Ari Melver… that’s why they call it “la Mañanera”… because the only Way that “el güey de Chapultepec” can get away with the shit he says is because when André says it, IT’s Way Too Early—don’t be late, you might miss the latte ☕️.

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¹.)_ Bienvenida Tijuana. Note to non-readers just joining U.S., if you see a single letter “en negritas” it is because Loss of Signal showed up as the edit was in-progress.

Previously on Hola Guapa… Julieta Venegas probably thought this trip was about her

It was about Manu Chao, silly rabbit.

And now a word from our sponsors…

Issy, Missy, “My window faces South”, towards Perros Bravos, N.L. and before Öüï continues with the on-going trip, please be advised that $180K lobby-funded funds for a Two-minute load is kind of Nöüs specialty, so with that in mind, Eye reminds our non-reading audience that the following post is being brought to you by Laboratorios Camacho y “El jabón del perro agradecido” en la Calle Stanton del Segundo Sagrado Corazón del Paso del Norte.

Over on the fip's, the Sirens are doing their weekly “National They” promotional spot for the current Ruhler of the International Space Station. Öüï catches Major Thomas Pesquet en el quinto sueño, right D.A.R.E. at the threshold of R.E.M..

Hello, Mr. Pesquet… so, when time comes to hang the astronaut suit for La Jornada up there in the ISS, right before you get your Zzzzz rations, do sheep float? Or do those silly motherfuckers bounce like they do at The Poquelin Lounge bar and grill? —And Major Thom, after Denis Soula you are the Monkee at the plate.And you know Cousin Joe, i sincerely thought that you were going to skip the Darkest of the thicket d’embarquement , but instead chose to have had the time to feature an Encore of Ike and “the boys”, Eye means, it was after the breach that things got really interesting, por ejemplo the Episode with some REAL REPUBLICANS got a real boost from Chuck de Gaulle, who’s on Third BASE and it’s taking some flack from Churchill who is celebrating the arrival of a Mestiza baby girl to the East India Company.

If like BriWi, Ewe are one of dos who does not Reid this blog then perhaps you might have noticed that our favorite moment in History is the Fall of Rome and the Rise of The Industrial Military Complex and here is why:

witty zingers aside, the first is best explained by the song Young Americans, another Lennon-McCartney gem interpreted first by Mott The Hopple and then a very talented opportunist named Ziggy Stardust.

… and here’s thing Two

Now you might think i’m Crazy, because instead of “moments” Eye went with the Singular mode but as The Last Thing Before Öüï go on The 11th Hour, “you have the rest of your life,” to figure out that it took an entire Mel Brooks movie (look it up) to fill the gap between the fall of Constantinople (Rome’s capital) and the Liberation of Paris and Gladys, everything in between [there] is peanuts, including the Renaissance and the less popular Industrial boom because if Western Style Democracy goes then the world is back to the Dark Ages, illuminated this time around however, with L.E.D. lights, and of course killer A.I. robots.

AI drone may have ‘hunted down’ and killed soldiers in Libya with no human input

by: Charles Q. Choi ⬇️

https ://www .livescience .com /ai-drone-attack-libya .htm

La  ColoNNe DroNNe link goes here

Antonio Banderas stars as “El Ojo de Vidrio”, featuring La Lupa de Lupe, and some guy named “Guad”… And Luc Frelon, Eye knows that you are the illegitimate son The Fabulosos Cadillacs lead singer, Öüï also knows that your complete name is LucAS, but yo’Sorry ass decided to drop the AS.

And Niño Luc, “Here’s another thing you don’t know”, Antonio Banderas is a fag.

And Alicia Melendez… Weed for Victory, it beats ANXIETY!!!

Deer, Alicia Melendez, please relay to the good Reverend (that motherfucker) that if he needs a song list, all that he has to do is send a contribution to the Sacred Church of the Underground Mall of New Jersey in Paris, France, 75001 … PARIS CENTRE–CEDEX

Bienvenida Tijuana

It’s just a Pi in the Bush — The Conjuring

Synopsis:

Parisians flock to the economy and on the flanks of the RATP Buses, the popcorn industry is re-hashing “The Conjuring”, a song written by Lennon and McCartney but here’s the Twist ~ 不urned into a hit on the Billboards charts by the guy that Metallica could not handle and so those faggots brought in The Exodus fellow. Trou Story.

As Americans get ready to celebrate the Longest Day, and the French await June 21st, it is important to remember just how cruel The Great State of Florida can be at times, take June the 5th of 1939 when a ship (The Saint Louis) carrying Jewish refugees, was denied permission to land in Florida, in the United States, after already being turned away from Cuba.
YADA YADA YADA
The Saint Louis was Forced to return to Europe, some of its passengers were later REdrum in Nazi concentration camps… (Wikipedia it!)

 

The Angel of Verdun walks into The J Squad bar and grill; hilarity ensues when Bill Murray orders a “Sweet vermouth with a twist,” please!

🛰 It’s the bottom of the second and Lorànt Deutsch is at the plate, John McCain is next to Third Base and “The Maverick” is trolling President George H.W. Bush, the Philly Phanatic is edging the Senator to do a Shimmy Dance in front of Barbara and Nancy… President Reagan is knot amused. Louise Michel sends a Screwball to The Plate, Deutsch’s slugger connects and it’s a fly-ball to Right Field where, Phil? Fill? is that you PHIL, Pétain?… and it’s an easy out for The Communards All Stars… Barbara’s pale cheeks turn purple after the good Senator ripped his wet tee-shirt and wrapped it bandana-like around his noggin.

And true to form The Philly Phanatic starts messing with The Empire and Senator McCain’s shenanigans have triggered President Reagan and a fight broke-out on top of the visiting team’s dugout, forcing AX-iOS to take a siesta.

And just to top Mika’s coffee cup up, the motherfucking Hindenburg just dropped in the middle of desk. Over on the big board The New York Times, Michael Schmidt, broadcasts a hostage message from the belly-of-the beast.

And in New Jersey… Stephanie Ruhle became homeless and moved her operations to the Local Mall, stay strong Steph!!! — Pay no attention to the muzzled guard dogs, if you don’t look’em in the eye you will be alright.

And in Babylon Two… The Reverend Al Sharpton is Stringing kids on a conductors car… or something like that. The RATP à la Île-de-France is not am•used. The Mayor there (at Babylon 2) got an “F” but he’s got Mr. Yang’s back. Gooooooo, Brooklyn Dodgers!

Political cycles aside, Babylon’s favorite daughters (all cities are Female) Panamæ and New Amsterdam, are holding elections and wouldn’t Eye, of all Bums Be on the Plate. Eye guess the FO’ist thing to say is “good looking-out” followed by a nominal Check Please, and Pundit—here is Y… (pronounced WHY)  Garret Haike? Why? Why would you use a green screen? Why?

https ://www .npr .org /2021/06/04 /1002834498 /mexico-midterm-elections-2021-violence-recordraces?t =1622844750548

You are not Groot, Garret. But Eye appreciates your effort, but consulting fees for uninspired MSNBC producers are not free, freedom is, but consulting fees are Knot. “Only pay for what you need” is going to make of Jack a dull boy, and Eye knows you’ve seen that movie too… and Eye didn’t select the angle, your camera person did.

June 5th, 1944 – World War II: The United States Fifth Army captures Rome… and so unless you are into polygoty or German Studies in France, you can thank an American for keeping your beautiful language from going the way of Carthage’s dead tounge… i digress: Camus was a fag.

And, Pundit, Why would Donna Edwards hang an Abstract AK-47 on her green-screen, Why, Congresswoman Y?

And Sam Stein… nice tie, man. Carry on, but don’t fuck it up. Those damn progressives are going to be hanging at the levee and if IT! Breaks it’s your fault (motherfucker).

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Screwball

What!? You Too! C’mon Elise Jordan do you really think that you can just cut you hair and get away with the   election? Na-ah,

Jump to page 2, Dearie.

“So you’re an American?” — No Ma’am, I’m from Kentucky!*

Let’s do this

… and Loss of Signal, youse the best, but Eye will be back, believe Mí.

* Groundhog Day via Edge of Tomorrow.

This is the sound of Hands Clapping 👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏

For context, i don’t know if there’s such a thing as a reincarnation THEY, but what i do Know, is that the marinating time for a good idea to be Etched in Stone again is 4 years. Ask Simone at La Mairie de Paris, Madame Anne Hidalgo—she’ll Show You.

Now then, for all you Monkees up in Heaven, a couple of years ago I, armando segovia, showed you the Sound of Woody Wood Pecker on the Seine… and Pierre, i can assure you that this is Knot one of Those. This here Madame PrietaGala is the sound of Memo Picapiedra (and I swear to goD that that is his name, but in French) doing what he does best, and if you catch Memo at The House of Detention he’ll Tell’ya that like Mí, he is a Paris im’plant not in-plant. Ask him! G’Ahead—He’ll tell Y’all.

… offline, please note that a Clear Sign of the A Poco Lips Sis is the fact that Paris invented a Ukelele Club and a Young Senator Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) was caught between The Man from La Mancha and Victoria being all giddy and jolly.

A “P” in the Bush is usually sponsored by Tyranny or The 3rd Reich Bank of America… this is why you can’t have NICE things Paris, Texas.

Eye swears, Ewe ca’Int make this shit up.

🌬💨

Stranger mis huevos.