Category Archives: Book Two

Room for other people — The They’b Afta

Anora No, an hora es hora de la novela rusa de Pretty Woman 👠 on the tubes. Anora No, is rated PG~13. No one under 12 will be admitted without a step-sibiling 🛋️.

Traveling at the speed of sound… Alias has to be mindful of the vibrations, one wrong shuffle or heavy foot drop and Timmy would go the way of a Chilean kayaking fool auditioning for the role of Jonah in the Old Jesus version of a bible, which is why “A Complete Unknown” is but a barely perceptible Sound in the Tracks. Wait for the sign Al, wait for it, wait 🌐…

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It’s A Cyclops World 

The They’b Afta.

In the mean while, Ewe don’t have to watch Dynasty if y’all seen “As The World Turns” to know that le meilleur film non-anglophone is also not in Espagnol, and [that] Wild Robots don’t mix with Norbot’s fowl.

Breaking in Paris:
SHAKIRA
Sources close to CNewS relay that Shakira quit The OPUS DEI and Pascal Praud had a little fucking garden gnome visit the Colombian entertainer before a show.

Boy… you’ll be a man soon, but first you must go and take some Spanish courses at your Community College and get a “B”.

 

Soundtrack Synopsis Son by:
Rudy And The New Huevos Rancheros.

Mexican-Americans… 🎶 hang around with Dominicans and form a cartel in San Pedro Macori and groom baseball players for the Los Angeles Dodgers [short-stop roster] in Chávez Ravine.

Room for other people — it’s a Cyclops world

Rue de Rivoli, casi esquina con Clochard Central under Pont Neuf en face à La Moneda.

https :// fip /certains-l-aiment /entretien-avec-valeria-bruni-tedeschi

Read between the lines and call Mí in the Morning before breakfast 🥞.

We begin in Nice, where the Promenade des Anglais-eses are worshipping El Mar ⛵, or something like that.

Over at Ventimiglia, the MIGA movement is making Saturday Night great again.

Venezia!!! — et CARLA Bruni!!! — Y Mozarella!!! quiero tírarme — A VALERIA BRUNI (cha-cha-cha)… Eye wanna be your FANstassi, maybe Ewe could be Mine.

Trastaverina… Roma es | se amoR

Hoy no hubo Bowie. Janis on the other side of that oyster ate Bobby’s clam chowder on, “As The World Turns”.

No insistas Susana, mi corazón es de Bruni.

Scatology, Eschatology, and the Modern Ku Klux Klan Proud Boys

Don’t Think Twice, it’s alright.

Deer Mika, the following is a message from, Marianne… never mind the podcast, it’s “the rejection of political impotence”, stupid*, not the large quantities of senile penile pills and “la lucha libre” on cable tv.

*~. Emphasis mine.

John Bolton moves to Australia.

 

A funny thing happened on the way to Hong Kong, and Katty Kay… RUBIO is Blonde in Chinese Fortune Cookies characters.

Told Ewe, yesterday, that Camilo Cienfuegos was going to put a Blonde one on you… BoB.

Joe Scarborough has the morning off, this is no surprise, Cousin Joe has an iron-clad rider on his Peacock Clause that stipulates that he will have two-out-off Five days in an EIGHT-theys a week calendar to play golf ⛳ or yacht ⛵ along Nantucket.

🍾 it's really Montesquieu's and his “Spirit of Law" fault.

Scatology is the study of shit.

Today is President Thomas Jefferson’s birthday, and if it isn’t then Ewe should read Jefferson’s last letter (plural) to President Adams… let the people choose from the “virtuous and talented aristoi” and the “pseudo aristoi”, well… fast-forward to COP BEATING America, and ICE-T is about to be re-vindicated, in the words of some nigger with attitude, “fuck the police”, Katy Kay, pass the biscuit please.

Eschatology is the study of End Times

…now about the KKK and The Proud Boys, wait one for clearance with Clarence 👨🏿‍⚖️ over at the Supreme Chapter of the New Fascist Court.

In local news, Retired Capitol Police Officer, Michel Fanone is moving to France. It’s True History, Mr. Fanone no longer will receive protective custody and his ass is now a free-for-all in the Land of The Free and The Home of The Brave.

Hello, I’m Armando… and this is my song³-²-¹

³~. Glorious Battle: Srebrenica meets Israel

Los Nuevos indios de la Agence France Presse are called THE GUARDIANS in Oh-hi-O’

Verse One:

The place in the timeline where  a drunk with power Jew takes on the role of a Western Frontier Orthodox Serb defending Jesus Christ’s Second Coming in the Alabama Revival of the Pare de Sufrir gospel de BRASIL.

²~. God: Killing in The Name of A Concept

Verse Two:

… Jump to PAGE 🎸 tú, and never mind The Yard Birds.

³~. Gold

Verse Three (dedicated to Congressperson Joe Scarborough in Nantucket, U.S. in A.).

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The smallest fiction on Denisa’s pulp

From the makers of Stein’s Burnt Champagne Cork comes a new product:

STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE…
call in the next 36 hours
and get a cookie chewed-up by Griezmann.

STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE… Brown 🟤 up, fuckers.

O como dicen en CrOAsia:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /la-quatre-saisons-n-est-pas-qu-une-pizza /souad-massi-6939936

Philadelphia: We Fell Love in a hopeless place, now is a homeless shelter, or something like that.

 

The smallest violin crying for that bass… 🎻 + 1

In local news, the prosecution in the U.S. v. Genaro GarCIA Luna has called their last witness and that’s it, The Chief’s celebrated as expected in Disneyland, because for all the bullshit about American jurisprudence, “membership” has it’s benefits.

Gooooo Navy! Sponsored by the Jeffersons in Paris…

 

In the mean time, Mercury wishes that her HighNess Dora don’t take this the wrong way, Öüï kindly remind you, bitches, that I am only a Messenger, Roger that?

Over at Franche-Musique… Those fucks go on strike for the right to play, “Fuck Your 64″, and Öüï déclare our love for pizza, but that’s only because Saskia went skinny-dipping’ in a Castillian aqueduct.

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Any thing you can play … I can skip like a fucking puddle.

 

🎵I remember when rock was young — Benny and The Jets

En Hilo, Hawaii, es el día de Los Cocos, los cocos saurios, no Los Cocos de la Ama’ Pola.

To Live and Let Die part Won.

En Paris, Francia… no hay cocodrilos, puros Cocos y caviar de beluga en El Sena, lo que me recuerda… bon appétit, Juancho, en TaMauLipas³!!!

https ://www .bbc .com /mundo /noticias-internacional -62496865… French Coq Sucker’s sacrifice the beluga whale stranded in the Seine river after rescuing it, those motherfuckers.

 

If you think he went swimming of his own volition, then Eye has a cute little train 🚂 in Yucatán for sale. Call now and Öüï will throw in a leg in Raymundo (Comarca Lagunera del Nazas)

I remember when rock was young
Me and Susie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones…

and then the crocodile arrived and how should Eye put this, Sir?

Well, Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still…

Guadalajara en un llano México en una laguna

Source: El Real Diccionarios panhispánico de Dudas (knot Deudas).

Note to Joe:

Our condolences to Morning Mika for the recent annihilation of Morning Joe by the Department of Transportation. It is clear that the Secy. leads from the front and doesn’t let NBC send a jet for the Set… like a, BLOODY MARY-sippin’, Private Corporate Jet Traveling pundit with a blonde for-a-wife does.

In the words of Saint Pete: to the people of France, I would like to say that Morning Joe was like a gift to the human race. We share in the pain but we also thank you for this gift to civilization… The Secy. of Transportation.

Deer, Congressperson Scarborough, your rabid dog analogy is stupid, the last thing that a RABID dog is thinking honing of in on when that canine is MAD, is food. Same goes for a Drunk Spending Socialist… Joe, Joey 🦘, !Pepé!!! For Crying out loud, a drunken Socialist is probably the most extreme example of a tightwad, next to a Jew in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico. Évry body knows that CEMEX no ‘dispara’ ni En Defensa Propia.

Here, let me Square your Alabama-latte-moonshine with a full moon…

Wait for it, wait…

And starring as the Black Knight ♟️, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough, Comte de la vache d’Orleans… Any how, Reverend Al: And, Pete, NBC will figure it out, alas, on the BC part, not sure about the Nuclear part.

But FO’ist!!! We ketch-up with Katty Kay, and Adrienne Elrod is ‘dressed in Black,’ and Eye’s feeling Blue, tell Mí, Virgo, what can Eye do, tell me, Oh what can Eye do. Eye is not an astrologist because that’s as legit as a Knight at the Movies.

… and Katty Kay, Florence is above the Law when it comes to Israel. I’m Sirius, by Franco-Mexican standards, Florence is above Israel. But then Öüï is talking about a Colonial power and a Banana Republic, any how, Katty Kay I love the way you always line up your wardrobe with my frames.

Live from the ISS, it’s when the Moon hits your Ays like-ah big ol’gad fly, that’s a-more eh.

1.1.2. Las palabras llanas (→ acento, 1.2b) llevan tilde cuando no terminan en -n, en -s o en vocal: clímax, hábil, tándem. También se acentúan cuando terminan en -s precedida de otra consonante: bíceps, cómics, fórceps; y cuando terminan en -y, pues esta letra se considera consonante a efectos de acentuación: póney, yóquey.

Range equals Llano.

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Ringo… You are not going to believe where Lucie got her Diamonds from?

But first, the news, a pet beluga escaped from a Russian oligarch’s private Sea World in Le Havre. At a breakfast meeting with a pair of honeymooners down by the Seine, Amnesty International was not available for comment.

Sources close to the Bolivian receptionist at the Paris Siège en La Villette relay that Amnesty International are all–hands–on–deck at Parentis-en-Born dans les Landes, looking out for the espontáneos charged by the Bull ♉ between Venus and The Beaubourg.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /planete /article /2022/08/06 /le-beluga-repere-dans-la-seine-va-recevoir-des-vitamines _6137383_3244 .html

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Previously on Colonial solidarity at The Bpi

Well… You’ve ho’ID about the Sunday mornings radio program, “Breakfast With The Beatles”.

It’s Knot One of Dos.

Saturn 🪐 is Knot 🪢 what you think, and today he turned little Neptune into a fish that looks like a mammal.

Dear, mister Xavier Rey, please be advised that the following is a reference point of the coordinates used in the methodology FOR WHICH APPARENTLY, I was banned FOR LIFE from your biblioteca, —according to the security detail there.

https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/centre-pompidou-xavier-rey-director-1234600046/

{and}

Mr. Rey, I remind you that I am Sirius and you are not. With that in mind, if you, or your Monkees at the Bpi could please focus your jeepers on the little Yellow dot below Alnath, KNOW THAT IN REAL TIME, last night a Bright Red Dot was directly at 180° of Venus. Said red dot on top of The Center that you run was… wait for it, and prepare to Present Arms, because it is a Military astro.

Context follows, but Señor Rey, if you please could review your security camera feed, perhaps you could guess what I was trying to line up, it was not Mars, nor that Gas Giant, Emmanuel Macron.

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22/11/2021 at 17h28 in CET… EXIT 2036 Périph Interior

The Road to Boulogne-sur-Mer

If the maths are correct, then in 2021 the French went ahead and invented the Autobahn del Interior… [Hear Mí Out, Franck] if the maths are correct then by 2036 The French Périph will become lo que el hijo de don Porfirio Muñoz-Ledo y Lazo de la Vega,  Porfirio Thierry Muñoz- Ledo Chevannier denominaría por allá en los años del “PEÑATO³” como un Patrimonio de La Fiesta de La Humanidad, asi como Patty Smith, ~pues… «iel» est classé Monument historique, c’est de la PROspective.

³.~ Porfirio es un excelente partido {Representante Permanente de México ante la UNESCO}… [A] día de hoy, es uno de los niños mimados del partido que gobernara Enrique Peña Nieto… todo un portento para una jovencísima Genoveva.
04/12/2014 23:40 CET
©2021 Europa Press…
USO justo de todos los chismes.

https ://www .europapress .es /chance /gente /noticia-porfirio-munoz-ledo-antiguo-amor-genoveva-casanova -20140111165342 .html

And Ewe knows Eye got{s} SOUL —_!_—
If i was a dancer (dance part. 2)
The Rolling Stones (1979)
ALBUM
Rarities 1971-2003 (1979)
LABEL
EMI

Anyhow, FRANCK, you remember this, right around the bend of 2014 a quasi-spaniard² with the legs of lego® doll was the SUPERINTENDENT of of all things related to the peripheric avenues along:

².~ Let the FO’ist « hijo de la chingada » en las filas de PROMéXICO who denies that don MANUEL “Carlos” VALLS is from BARCELONA throw the FO’ist STONE, because BARCELONA ladies in Gemini, as Évry body knows is CATALUNYA y no es ESPAÑA. Now about those lego™ legs, Président Hollande declared these a state secret©.

LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE

El canal de la Mancha de Jordan 23… NIKE has no SOUL, that is why they CALL her VICTORIA.

BREAKING THE NEWS, not to be outdone by THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR, The International New York Times [ISSUE Number No. 43,135] France edition € 4.00. is re~inventing the INTERNATIONAL BRIGADES with a CALL to ARMS in THAILAND where the PEOPLES’s DEFENSE FORCE, according to the AFP and GETTY Images (those motherfuclkers) say that the resistance opposes the Myanmar’s regime.

ÖÜI now returns to, LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE, or Something like that.

WILLA JEAN reporting from The Combo Stop at Route 66 where Willa is talking to a French tourist who calls himself Luc Fregón… and The REVEREND Al Sharpton and 300 Ministes say, “fregón, eh!!! Will, put that motherfucker to the test“, On Route, ~66.

Mr. Fregón according to the 4db band is a Urban traffic controller for the RER, which like him in the 1960’s was nothing more that a little tadpole in his daddy’s loins. Anyhow Mr. Fregón, if that is even his real name, introduces us to this —EXPRESSO DRINKING, red wine sippin’, GOAT-TEE SPORTIN’ 32° hipster— named Pierre¹ Vivien.

¹.~ Thereby throwing the FO’ist stone… that motherfucker!

On The Bad Plus… R U 4 REEL? FISH SCALES for lunch, what is this 2017?

Évry body with short Lego Legs® wants to Rule The World.