Category Archives: Book Two

Tenga su Vergetot(a) mister President — got lettuce, mr. Trump³

Artificial Europe and pan francés.

³~. You fucking SOUP-sandwich hypocrite! Are you stupid Mister President by design, or just stupid by way of those genes that your psychopath daddy and your crazy mother passed to you and that retard son of yours?

🎶 People think I’m crazy
Doing what I’m doing…

Double Fantasy … going to California via The Houses of the Holies.

 

but I am not a fucking nut
like Donald Trump and his two-faced
immigration raids.

I found “the confounded bridge”,  and ZEPPELIN pauses here, and leaves the lettuce 🥬 pickers alone.

For context:

  1. Kid Rock is a very successful white trash rapper who supports Donald Trump.
  2. Kid Rock diversified his portafolio and that Oki-looking son of a bitch put his ‘jukebox’ money in a chain of shitty restaurants in Nashville USA.
  3. Kid Rock, like all restaurant owners in NORMANDY uses un-DOC-umEnTed cooks, severs, dishwashers, and busboys to run Kid Rock’s shitty eatery and avoid paying his workers a decent wage while short changing Uncle Sam.
  4. Two nights ago, Kid Rock’s shitty eateries sent all of his restaurant undocumented work force home early because Donald Trump’s NAZI goons where about to roll into ol’Hank’s “family traditions” and barbecues.

Remember, míster Trump que de México es California 🏌🏼‍♀️ it’s just under occupation since my birthday in 1848; coincidentally, days earlier in the month of January of that same Manifest Destiny year, racist prospectors and EXTREME EVANGELICALS found gold, GOLD! Which is why California is the Golden “settlement”… and LEVI Strauss, fuck you and your Israeli ZIONIST buttoned-fly denim jeans 👖.

For the record, Iran is a terrorists-sponsoring regime, perhaps… but ISRAEL is a War Pig on CRACK and that pig is the biggest terrorist in that fucking Torah Fantasy Land, in conclusion: The Nation of ISRAEL is the inheritor of ADOLF HITLER’s 1000 Year Reich: Heil Netanyahu.

It’s 19h00 in Nuuk (Godthåb) Jazz up Regulators

Take the A Train

Ewe fertile motherfucker(s)… you see what you went and did, Margarita Bachen-Port!!! El Salvador sarcastically tweets about Kilmar Armando raising from The Pen.

You are going to like how Évry body ignores the middle name… I guarantee it.

For those in the know, we are killing Zulu Time.

This Space has not yet been rated.

It’s all part of the Célébrations surrounding Albert Einstein’s Earth departure’s from the inner atmosphere to the far reaches of Metro 🚇 line 14 and the télescope in Medoun, where Marie Gentric and some frog with a BFM’ER TV expense account are mimicking in French³ the classic February film, Groundhog Day.

³~. There is a lot of fucking going on.

This is your Ground:

The last picture show when we, the United States in América followed “the law”, Alberto González was waterboarding in Cuba, so excuse Mí, mister “zarino” but little ol’Eye will stick to plain ol’ skateboarding 🛹. The term you were looking for was surfing, mister ‘zar’ not WaterBoarding, sir.

³~. There is a lot of fucking going on

… and, Katty Kay, pass the mic 🎤 on that diamond 💎, One Tú 3 too will wash the finger-pointing 1 To Tree For.rester

This is your Load:

It’s Katty Kay’s Jazz Appréciation They.

Barrabás life matters too, Pablo, you son of bitch! Eye buried Titus and I approve The Star rising over Mika’s bedroom and, —off-the-Golf Course, the GUN Industry Union that THE DEPUTY’S son used to shoot Tallahassee with. Goooooo, Marco—polo.

… and this is your Neutral: 4.20

Perfect Lines

Walk on The Sunny Side of Jon Batiste en Châtelet

Fuck you, Lorne MiCha-él… POW🗯️

Tales of Great Ulysses 🧜🏼‍♀️

Tiny purple fishes-es edit THROUGH your fingers.

McMorrow Never Knows…

🎶 Elon Pharmer had a Trump
Y ( Grec 🌯) Aye (as in Öüï) Y, Aye,
Eaux (¡Aguas!!!).

I’ve seen that movie too.

Dew-Ewe-See what Eye is talking about, Sanders!? Fucking amateurs at Lorne’s sketch machine. “Pow-ah!?” What da’fuck is that, Lorne Michaels? Alicia for the most part is silent but there is no “h” in Alicia, except when she’s on the clock, then (and only then) her official title starts with the 8 letter Aitch.

This Space For Rant.

… por ejemplo, Nicole Wallace, Alicia Menendez is the HOst of the Symone Sanders Show.

 

And starring as Bridgette Jones… Stéphanie Menou³

³~. Based on a parallel process.

Flora Desértica en Normandy.

And if your name is Johanne Poisson you just need to change the Bercy for The Georges Pompidou at Ballard, Knot Paris-Centre, and the OFFI for CITÉ.

Anyhow and because you are worth it, L’Oréal just fired their housekeeper, Ilon Specht.

Summer-Time … AMAterial, amat-erial, a material girl… for the record, you make OYSTERS look good, and like Miss Piggy at the I.R.S., youse the Ex-ception to BERCY.

…

Sorry Calendar Girl, Morgan just pulled a reveal

There’s hope for, wait for it, wait for it, — The Humanity!!! Yes.  But you gots to dew the Memphis Two-Step to the groove of Fuck The Police.

Ojos de Perro Azul

 

20 years from the 6th day, of the 3rd month, of President Donald John Trump’s second term in the oval office or, the president’s 50th month in ABSOLUTE power if EWE FUCKERS ARE REALLY KEEPING count, artificial intelligence companions are a thing, so much so that even your pesky-borrowing mooch of a neighbor has now added onto his “may I borrow your …” repertoire the, “my wife is away at a trade conference, yada, yada, yada.”

Camello sin Filtro meets Caballo Dorado

Last night, Bobby asked his neighbor if he could borrow his A.I. companion for “dinner and a musical,” to which his neighbor said yes, “of course… just don’t go sticking your öüï-wee in my A.I. companion’s butthole” said the neighbor.

Agreed 😇 responded Bobby. 💯 percent, “it’s just dinner and a musical“ about a transgender narco trafficking Franchute who uses A.I. to translate the language of Molière into ROSALIA’S version of Puerto Rican slang for dumb movie-goers in France.

Yesterdays

… hilarity ensues the following morning when Bobby’s wife returns from her trade conference annual Christmas orgy and sees a KAISER PERMANENTE ambulance outside of her condo near 30 Rock.

Long-story short, Bobby explains to his wife that while she was out fucking the entire Lab at the annual Christmas congress at the Saint-Malo Camping Grounds of La Mancha, he borrowed the PAPERBACK Writer’s A.I. Companion and the neighbor forgot to switch the pencil sharpener mode off.

La Chica del Reporte de Los Tiempos : Más Turbados Times

 La Semaine[$] a venir… doze on this:

Raw Clay and Melted Ice

Germany will never become France, but if you haven’t seen Casablanca, Eye has a bridge to sell Ewe.

Issy-Adelina-Moulineaux, estoy más turbado, más turbado que She-in-Baum ayer.

Nothing To Declare.

Nena tú tienes la culpa… por no usar brassiere.

The good, the misty and thee Flack

Moving on, if American Epic was, “the first time that ””America”” heard itself”, then “Becoming Led Zeppelin” is a prelude to how The United States FELT  “How The West Was Won”, from a Russian’s point of view.

No Quarter.

 

Or, you could go with Dire Straits on/in a loop, because sources close to the Minority Leader on the Rachel MADDOW Show are sure that it’s Vladimir Putin’s favorite rock and roll band.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eddie Gloude Junior… Dave Chappelle walks into a bar, hilarity ensues when Los Hombres G start strumming Project 2025 in the key of “Killing Them Softly with his Sharpie™. It’s a terrible pun but it’s funny how the connection between an “empty chair speech” and a song about seeing someone’s face for the first time… and it turned out to be a LEOPARD that was going to eat your FACE in the FIRST 100 DAYS of the collapse of The Marshall Plan and the Rise of the Guantanamo Bay Deportees Baseball League.

Any güey, mister Macron… how about those fucking camels at The Pentagon, you might not have noticed but Jaguars used to do the law ethos in that polygon-e.

Actually, Donald, Ebony and Ivory is not on the BAD album… it’s on the “nappy-headed boy” anthology.

And no, ASSOCIATED PRESS, no… you don’t get to play with the other outlets because you insist on calling Louisiana’s hot sauce “Tabasco” instead of “Redneck Juice”.

If Alicia Caldwell is still at The AP in El Paso, TX, (UN-Dangling Participle goes here for PREMIUM users) now you know how it feels to be sent to play on the other side of the window where THE PRESS EAT CAKE, mister Macron. Where El Paso, Times, eats cake.

 

The Woman in Red vS La Chica del Bikini Azúl

Behold… and watch how Elon “drains” his MUSK in 5-Bullet-Points.

  • Carolina 🌺 Mugnoz drained Bender Hernández-es tin pipe.

It’s TROU… it’s trou. No Bicycles allowed indoors, period.

 

  • May They! May They !!! Dive’ER Down at The WHINE BAR 🍾 Dive’ER Down at The WHINE BAR 🍸

From the Producers of DREAMS, OU812 and PAN•AM•AH !!!, comes the Algerian saga of OQTF12!

Dive’er Down at The Whine BAR… and why, why can’t this be love, Ali°CIA/Mun°OZ? Güay, mamacita, AMA.

 

  • Aussitôt, 3-Doritos after the Stones AFTER-math, Eye wrote a LUXURY POEM for your racist-Apartheid bloodline.

And Doctor Kavita Pastel, youse such an opportunist, human-to-human, don’t have a COW it’s just A Shot A Way 🦠and like my wise nigga’Michael Steele once said, War-Children get some “shelter” on their way to their individual SLAUGHTER HOUSES of the… anyone? Individual SLAUGHTER HOUSES of the? Holy shit, Symone Sanders, Eye can’t believe it’s not real RAW milk and butter. 

Let Mí Tell Ewe Why This Can’t Be Love — U.ncle S.am 🎷🎷🎷

 

  • Après, a press corps walks into The X-House Correspondents Room, hilarity ensues when a former The BEATLES producer tells Elon Musk that not only is he going to loose that girl, the SPECTOR of Phil assures mister Musk that in prison, he will also lose his subscription to the Hair-Club for fags Hairline… trust Mí, the GO’ils of FUTURO PELO told Armando Segovia so. Eye guarantees, IT!

and

Youse gonna have to blow a lot more than a dirty dozen.

 

… traveling 🌴

  • Silenzio. Right now you are listening to Sheryl Crow’s motorcycle blues, but Jude had to be from Texas to get away with that.

💅 Pretty Karen 🕶️ 🎬
Featuring Susana PubEda 💋
as the bass player’s mom.

Deer, Roxanne… Meet Pearl

Trust Mí. Youse gonna like the way La Clocharderie looks.

But first, the news.

Öüï begins in Canada where Emilia in Paris is reading the INTERNATIONAL PRESSE rearview.

I went to a fight last night, and a hockey game broke out.”

Canadian PM

Justin Trudeau

I can’t even drive 55 in “Ash-spreading mode” menos, 50 in CET.

At the fountain, Atlas Shrugged… and Sammy can’t drive 50 Kays-per-h, but that’s the law. Anyhow, Pablo Torre, what’cha gonna play now?

— The Star Spangled Banner!?  Youse gonna mirror a chunkie mountie in a Ziploc bag, while blasting the Star Spangled Banner at the TRACK!!! Fuck me with a wire brush*, Carvile, where would you like your ashes to be spread, but before you even think about the bayou, Eye suggests Disneyland so that you don’t pollute LSU.

Jesus Built My Hot Rod, it’s a love affair… that’s Ministry, Pablo; Issy-that’s-Yesterdays news.

*~. Slow Horses quote out of context.