Año de Hidalgo [L’Ingénu] en Molière [On The Rocks]

20 minutes in French History with Cerf-panthére; page 14 of N° 3698.

And, Cousin Joe, youse knot going to believe this but guess who got on the “cousin” bandwagon? Cerf-panthére, —that’s who… a bunch of circus animals. Literally! A bunch of Circus Animals.

Cerf-pinder, eh…
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al-Qae, who?

Un bon dimanche pour le cerf-panthére : il est allé au CIRQUE avec son COUSIN, le cerfpinder.

Cerf-panthére PAS AVANT MIDI

N° 3698

OH-say can Ewe grind your teeth? French history according to the RATP; from East to West and vice-versa,  Metro Line 1 (VINCENNES PRISON – La Défense).

… [A]nd in the USA Today®, the Brzezinski clan is once again squeezing the legacy of our Peanut farmer president, —by wishing that VAL RESNICK was more like Jimmy Carter.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0120784 /characters /nm0001344

🛩️

Previously on “Señor Presidente, j’ai vu ce film aussi[e]…”, Redoutable³

In the mean time, Mr. Président, take a walk down to Saint Eustache, where Poquelin (that motherfucker) was relegated with the duties of RED°ACTEUR en chef de “Une Journée Dans La Vie.”

Año de Hidalgo it is not what my fellow Mexicans are thinking, in France, El Año de Hidalgo finally updated the computers at Melville’s Olympiades mediashack, and that’s a good thing, now Mme. Mayor, you just have to change the headphone JACKS because thesethose fuckers are corroded to the core.

³.~ Temible, formidable… algo así como quién dice, “Oh no, qué bruto, qué bárbaro, Djoko es un arma formidable”… pero no es gerundio, such as the sampling³³ below which, as you can see by the math, matches the cover because it is what bohemians from Guatemala en Garibaldi² call, la forma de El Verbo como un sujeto Sustantivo. Très, très, très formidable.

Ladies in Gemini:

« The Centerfold »

¿Vive La France, en un Yellow Submarine? Page 41,  LÉGENDE  N° 7, Janvier 2022.

².~ México. Track 14 of “Sí el Norte, fuera El Sur” de Ricardo Arjona.
https ://www .discogs .com /fr /master /841453- Ricardo-Arjona-Si-El-Norte-Fuera-El-Sur

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Extra credit, what is the visual complement of a Hawaiian ⏳  Twilight Zone’s episode  in CET?

… [A]nd in France, Mr. De Wilde, do you know WHO else celebrates a Birthday? ?

NOTE to La Bibliotèque publique d’infomercials (formally d’information) Centre Pompidou:

If youse gonna do the Astros and don’t feature Jodorowski, A., next to Crowley A., than you are nothing but cheating your audience, but then that is the whole point of these Elements.

Now, about that fucking birthday…

And Zeppelin goes here.

Me, and again after The Red Moon. And here’s the kicker, knot a punchline, i don’t even have an alter ego, o como dice Jorge Saldaña (en Banderilla, Veracruz) un « autre moi », ASP turns 11 years old this coming 18th of January and to celebrate the Bpi is doing a SATURN is NOT what The AQUA VELVA think that it is, o como dicen en el CNES: Les arts divinatoires, narrated of course by the great CARL SAGAN… note to the Peoples of the Pale Blue Dot, don’t take the latin Eye too serious on the Bpi section of the Georges Pompidou, for example, the youtube® video below cannot be rewiewed on the Bp “i“, nor can you check a tweet, or visit a facebook account in order to complement a review of the Pléiades or any of its  Crabby nebula sisters.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =Iunr4B4wfDA

Across The Universe… indeed, Cerf-panthère (20 minutes france) if what the Bpi says on its “Les arts divinatoires : Une mode chez les jeunes ?” exposition is true, that in 2020 la Fondation Jean-Jaurès found that FOUR, (Eye say FOUR!!!) out of every 10 French motherfuckers in France actually believes in, and Eye quotes, “l’astrologie », then it follows that with the lack of a TELEVISA-deportes to entertain its genteemmerdada“, or Miserables if you are into kinky shit, have no other choice but to swallow Alejandro Jodorowski’s crab cakes.

INFOMERCIAL from the Smiths at Beaubourg
sponsored by: VANIA
https ://www .lanuevarepublica .org /2022/01/06 /profeco-vigilara-precios-de-productos-de-gestion-menstrual/
For the record, Alejandro Jodorowski’s crab cakes are know to cure all variants and/or strains of the Corona® crudas…

Simon, eh…  Cerf-panthère, ” Funkier than a MOUSTIQUE Tigre »… 🦟🐅

Little black letters disclaimHER: Alejandro Jodorowski’s crab cakes can’t do nothing for your “gestionmenstrual other than to tell you what fucking Constellation is rising during your fucking period, period!

So, sticking with bull, Taurus-es bull let’s… review:

Following the first lockdown of 2020 la Biblioteca pública de “informercials³” en Paris (Beaubourg) opened its doors, at first by appointment and/or registration and then The Smiths there decided that they would open back to pre-pandemic glory with the sole exception of wearing a mask inside (and no smoking marihuana in the terrace)… Aussie², (LAT 34.1 S ; LONG 117.2 E) youtube® is blacklisted and RADIO LA NUEVA REPUBLICA, a propaganda machine from TACHIRA, Venezuela, operating out of Monterrey, Nuevo León and Banderilla, Veracruz (home of the Foreign Legion Borrégos brigade) became a PORNOGRAPHIC site.

².~ Somewhere near Perth, Australia… access denied; Djoko.

And, Michael Steele, fuck you, Eye is no fortunate Sun… as Eye types, IT!, has to switch between the node at the library and the phone on Mí’s left hand, SO PARDON our “horrores ortográficos“, but the technology is only as good as its updates and protocols, you know, JUST LIKE HEAVEN… good thing that there is always times to CHANGE the Road that you are on, according to Jimmy Page. And Siren, this blog is all about the pages.

Over at a known record peddler in le quartier des Ternes, David Bowie is celebrating his birthday, for the occasion former band members and collaborators (minus The Spyders from Mars, pour des raisons évidentes) are going to be jamming next to Valérie Pécresse-ces-ese presidential campaign headquarters. “If the house is a Rockin” that’s probably because SRV is going to riff “Let’s Dance” for all the alley cats.

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San Bernardino… born Mí Tú Thymes

Ewe can Go Ewe’r own güey*

Well, Eye Neva… HONKY TONK SKA? Stevie, can someone please turn a Pebble into a Pearl fo’Mí?… Van-Hagar already showed your blind ASS how the French stole an Oyster’s Soul Possession, and turned it into a Rolex®️ timepiece for the Yatch enthusiasts in Thailand. Trou Fact(ure).

🍓 Luck forever. (APFSDS*)

* French for « croissant »

Jimmy Carter… Just look at that boat!

Hey, GO’il… The girls in Paris, let Mí tell’ya… wish that they were on route 66, period!

Better than that Silk shit road…anyhow, over on Cousin Joe’s, “political persons” ain’t got a thing on TRUCKIN’, with vigor.

Over on france télévision-es-ese,
don’t miss the Bogadanov,
really! Don’t miss the “Chavo del Ocho’s” version of the great Carl Sagan.

Trou Story, y’all, this is how Neil deGrasse Tyson téléported to Paris… told y’all on DEADLINE that Dr. Tyson (Ph.D.), was setting shop at Le Grand Palais (Ephémère).

In Local Motion News : Όμικρον, o como dicen en Le Parisien: Les raisons d’être optimiste… coma frutas y verduras, practique actividades físicas y por favor no fastidie con su mierda de hydroxychloroquine.

On the next episode, Igor departs from the Palais de La Decouverte in search of A.I. while Grichka re-interprets la vida espirINTELectuelle of L’Ame des Camps with “L’emphaty Artificialle

https ://gallica .bnf .fr /ark: /12148 /btv1b52509828w /f31 .item …
with musical guest :
Mi robot artificial
https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /les-40-ans-de-jazzafip

Meanwhile in Planet Claire… TARGET! Them 120mm Cadillacs* hit Évry 🎯 down range. La Maison de La Radio is now rearranged to Meet the RED MOON 🌔.

*.~ Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilized, Discarding sabot

It was “rumored” during the First of the American Persian Wars, that each APFSDS round sent “down range” had the price tag of a brand new Cadillac.

1:44:50… and EYE Quotes!
Je choisis le plus insupportable des quatre…
Lennie TRISTANO ».

Anyhow, “the working class hero” deserves to keep working for the Koch propaganda or the professional LEFT at the assembly (line)… Öüï don’t need no education, especially from RENAULT, those fuckers don’t know how to Rock and Roll.

Memo to don Beto³:
Don Beto, que dice el señor Tristano que por favor le comunique usted a su socio on the other side of the “little Havana”, monsieur Laurent de Wilde, —S.V.P., with Shugga on Top— que por favor no sea mamón.

³.~ Roberto Fonseca
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lennie_Tristano #cite_ note-Ulanov, _194914-1

Toys in The Attic : Día de REYES tenga su WIKI-rosca:
—!— Lennie Tristano est décrit comme un intellectuel qui a besoin d’analyser en profondeur ce qui a trait à la musique, à la littérature, à la philosophie : devant la Divine Comédie de Dante ou Guerre et Paix de Tolstoï « il est aussi joyeux qu’un enfant devant un nouveau jouet, il le décompose avec l’impatience d’un jeune homme démonte une horloge, il l’analyse aussi sérieusement qu’un doctorant ».

Over at the Big Machine, en La Conciergerie, the Terrorist Trial is back on schedule after the COVID scare, and in Washington, it’s the “whack-a-mole” version of let’s topple the Government in the name of the plutocrats and CARLOS SLIM.

Plank No. 5, rue de Lobau (del mar*)

*.~ Contraesquina con ©️Celine VILLEGAS 🇨🇵/🇨🇱 who just happens to be dancing ☔ along the Street of Rivoli enfa{n}ce au $ommet £a $uisse.

Espace publicitaire

Still to come: Ewe can’t handle the CAR TUNES

Now, it’s back to Chanel N°5 at rue Lobau (Paris, Centre) where our “Strings with Character” correspondent is going to make a nose-dive 🛩️ on the very reason that little ol’Armando Segovia could not, Öüï repeat, COULD NOT complete the SIRENE fomulaire requested by La Bendita Prefectura de Policia en Cité; long-story short, ACCESS DENIAL of my dossier in order to provide proof of purchase.

And, Armando Serrano-Prieto, quotes:

Strings theory

SOFIAN , lycéen (ciado)

But first, perhaps you’ve heard about SKID ROW’S “Quicksand Jesus“, or maybe you are one of the privilèges few WHO has seen a los mentados ” Peces en el río“… anyhow, Baby Jesus, “it’s Knot One Of Those, [boom]” this motherfucker here is called:

FREE RANGE JESUS

Uso justo de los {pastores} alemanes.

Salvation 🪦 is not como DER SPIEGEL 🇩🇪 la pinta.
… 🎵🎵🎵 and I think to myself
WATT a Wonderful WO’id.,

Now, the one about the APOCALIPSIS en el País de Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de La Jornada, now that MOTHERFUCKER is right on target.

Over at El Pais de Ana Anabitarte… that “experiment” in Celestial Snookers that NASA sent a few weeks ago is showing positive results… next time, however, USE A BANANA FOR SIZE comparison.

Scientist find perfectly preserved Rocky Mountain Oysters¹ while De-constructing Le Grand Palais 🛩️… and Ale~many, Mucha~cheve follows, with Sarah, knot Silver~man.

¹.https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Hu%C3%AEtres_des_Rocheuses

https ://www .theguardian .com /science /2021 /dec /21 /scientists-find-perfectly-preserved-dinosaur-embryo-preparing-to-hatch-like-a-bird

Ran out of Bananas, Bobino, here’s “a güevo,” for size comparison with The Guardian at Le Grand Palais de GANZHOU, China.