Tag Archives: El Lavabo de la Bpi

Agua pa’ des Lourd mais pas pour les mince de Nice

What About Bob?

Agua Mi Niño but not for Nice

 

… deer, Laurent Nuñez (Ewe French motherfucker)
Minister of the Interior of France, fuck you (sir) and the Bibliothèque next to Ewe at le terroir de France.

For context… i hope that i don’t run out of internet credits to WhACK off, and for context this post started as an E.L.O. tribute but it turned into à Pete WILSON girlfriend mariachi song in the voice of CORNELIO REYNA.

And this, Alicia Leos, entre todas las cosas por un SIONISTA en la bpi* que reclamaba su espacio ABSOLUTO entre estudiantes universitarios ahí.

Los lame botas 👢 de esa institución le dieron la razón al pro-israelita que se quejó de mi presencia y por eso, pues me botaron de la bpi.

Espíritu REPUBLICANO en acción pero eso, pues eso no comienza ni a dibujar mi situación en Francia, imagina tú, Alicia, si el sistema bloquease tu correo como a mí¹… igualito como cuando HITLER ocupó tu París adorado. Pero felicidades por tus logros.

Coq suckers SIONISTS motherfuckers : Viva Palestina, and if you have any questions look at the camera, ALSO (sir) stop holding my registered mail… i am not being facetious your mail GESTAPO is delaying my voter registration, among other correspondencias, but the SAD THING is to see the mail clerks give me a FRENCH smile and a negativa resolve, especially when it’s the face from a black person… if those motherfuckers would know how it feels.

For the third time already… don’t you love Mí?

Valores republicanos, —my ass… mister Nuñez, from my perspective you fuckers look just like the collaborators of 1942 in la RANCE… say hello to Alicia at her “mariachi fest”.

Sol que tu’Eres, tan parejo… para repartir tu luz

🎵 Rrrright 🇵🇸 now, i want to be… just another country (Anarchy)… JEW 🇮🇱 know what i’means?

Ringo… You are not going to believe where Lucie got her Diamonds from?

But first, the news, a pet beluga escaped from a Russian oligarch’s private Sea World in Le Havre. At a breakfast meeting with a pair of honeymooners down by the Seine, Amnesty International was not available for comment.

Sources close to the Bolivian receptionist at the Paris Siège en La Villette relay that Amnesty International are all–hands–on–deck at Parentis-en-Born dans les Landes, looking out for the espontáneos charged by the Bull ♉ between Venus and The Beaubourg.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /planete /article /2022/08/06 /le-beluga-repere-dans-la-seine-va-recevoir-des-vitamines _6137383_3244 .html

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In Local news, knot to be undone by the Webb snapshots of KISS

Fuck The State of ISRAEL.

Salty Cracker Terrorists, in the Iron Dome of La BODEGA.

Boresighting procedures. 9-2350-264-10- fire–fire–Tapioca!!!

Nazareth says fuck y’all

The « Le Tour de France » in Paris… happening right now, the « Le Krouts » and the, « Le Frogs » are peddling in high places. Source d’Origine RFI (international).

Tlaloc is a Fag!!!
Blind Melon dix it, in NO RAIN. GLOBAL WARMING IS a thing.

MAGNUM photos is moving La Biblioteca to Paris.

Previously on… let the record show that The Paris Tourism Board has no riggin’ désorientation.

From the ‘Reuters’:

https ://www .reuters .com /article /uk-france-gas-pipeline -idUKKBN0F71F520140702

“Going … Down, Mr. Tyler?”.

Coq suckers that they IS, the Frogs just signaled the Krauts that the ol’temporary elevator housing structure is currently performing the dismantling of the « La Bastille » tower.

The move gestures the collapse of The Soviet Union in East Germany. Bpi caretakers relay that the ol’temporary elevator housing structure will be shipped to Marfa, Texas, and installed in one of the many ZETA Gas company hook-ups for transfer to Stuttgart, Germany.

Just say’n

BMW lovers are all giddy at the deal and PÉREZ-CUELLAR (pan from, Cd. Juárez/Samalayuca) is dancing the Pole in hopes of luring Elon Musk to buy “La Thompson”.

Min-Willie Colón en Buenaventura Park at LA Villette, Madame Hidalgo decided to transfer  the « Le BRANCUSI »  to Fredericksburg, albeit the ROManian will have to WALK across The Atlantic.

In a related note, the « Les Ukrainiens » already in place at Odessa, Texas… no less recount that for that “STONE” peddler, walking is like Ozzy would say: Flying Hi’, Again… any how, Pompi… it’s like King George, says, “if Eye hurries, Eye can still make Olympiades à Santeuil”.

Cuestión de enfoque — WaWa Buffalo

“El Heraldo »…
by: Catalonio Barcelonnette de Peralvillo

Eye call this one

Eye call this one WaDr. Fuck Bob Marley! I Shot the sheriff, slapped the deputy and, found the leak.

At least the Library gods had the common sense to accentuate the “little boys room” in the uniform color of your Los Angeles Dodgers playing at-home.

Beaubourg, Îlle-de-France. By this rag’s estimates*, THREE MONTHS, Évry swinging dick at the Bpi had to stand and wait in line outside of the Loo’s like a fucking pussy on account of a scheduled 25-year structural remodeling of the crappers.

*~. a French semester, at least. Not including vacation and smoke breaks.

Bassin

And, mister or misses Library director, the 4 bathtubs that replaced the 8 standard porcelain dump buckets is not the reason for this “construction” criticism, i can only hope that your hi-and-mighty position takes it constructively and not like those Sorbonne annex professors at the IHEAL… where my professional guessTiMation says that that is where la Raza ‘latina’ de los banlieues de Paris (🚙75) go an get their ‘maistros’ certificate.

“Piensa, joven”.

“Hay quienes ven la Bpi
cómo un Vaso ½ Vacío…

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_ pero hay quienes ven esta Depresión, como un Lavabo more less Plein.

Ver este pinche Sink así, de cette manière, es pensar like a young Alice Cooper when Vince Furnier was 8-teen.