Tag Archives: FIP — Jon Batiste

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.

Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound³

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing… It goes real well with Beethoven for starters… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Jon Batiste does not read it, but in the next segment Sensei del Toro will show you the minute when Charlotte Bibring showed the paragraph below the annotated footnote below this cutline to mister Batiste 🎹, leave Élise’s fur alone, —ese.

 

³~. It’s MADNESS… One Step Beyond, any 🦉 hoot, last time Jon Batiste was in Paris he tried to pull a marching band ensamble down la rue de La Verrerie as he took the party out from le Luc des Lombards, I was there ; sadly, the Thomas “El Corbillón’s” thugs from The Sunset Piano Bar and The Magick Circus got in the way. This time he took Elise to Issy-les-Moulineaux on the Balard side of the spectrum where (for sure) that fucking Châtelet thug is not going to get him out if his Golden Slumbers at that DEN, —pues.

One : They say… that Narcotrafiquants are the new commodity on The Potomac.

… and Zeppelin, goes here, now Walk This Güey.

 

Tú : They say, that Shein got gropped by French Law on La Seine.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /Stanley_Kubrick /can_someone_please_explain_to_me_the_eyes_wide_shut_closing_scene/

— Is She in? [Valentín]

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /enfin-reunis

— Don’t be a schmuck, of course she is in, she’s Bach! [Molina]

Eyes Wide Shut : the shutdown posture. And Cousin Joe, it’s not hyperbole—it’s an ARC. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in France, is that as long as it is not in plain view, then it’s not happening, even if the real flesh dolls are getting groomed in places where THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S pizza slices are kept in the dark.

 

Tree :They say… that if you add a German tree as the suffix to Claudia’s last name, Michoacán gets the spotlight on the front pages of El Mundo de Le Monde, and if you are thinking that a river goes here the answer is no, Know That in Mexico City there is no God and no river at all.

Meanwhile in Phuket, Thailand… no pasa nada, Reina.

After the break and before tomorrow never knows, it’s LA BANDA DEL SOMBRERO OPORTUNISTA y Carro lleno de PRIANISTAS en Palacio Nacional ; El Comité morena–francia y Los Amigos de Moreira en la Embajada de Francia en México pichán.

Fo : …