Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.