Son°ata Nº 4 en Pu•ta Madre Mayor op. 102 nº 1

As quite possibly the first Made-in-France refugee, Eye has it on good authority that the Frères Jacques (all Fo’ of Em#) are flaming fags and La Violoncelliste is a slut.

Deep Down where les égouts don’t flow.

… and Jacqueline Alemany, youse knot gonna believe who La Violoncelista gets to play the role of?

Trust in Mí, culebra d’Hermès ⚕️and Use me ’till Ewe can’t Use Mí, kNOW mO’ 🎙️… in Brazilian jiu-jitsu (if you 🧜🏿‍♀️are LISTENING) this Scale is called the “stay tuned for detail”

Note to editors: i (Armando Segovia) asked and les “piscines” responded with apologies to the Fuggies, but you cocksuckers did praised “the great Mussolini”, so yeah, that is only ON ART of why Öüï, is not getting More higher.

Pleased to meet you…

 

Godwin’s Law : todos los Carriles llevan a ROMA

America : the terrible 200's, the toddler's cage.

America : the terrible 200’s, the toddler’s cage.

 

Habeas CorpUSA.

CIA de Corpus presente.

 

… betrayal, politics, and a pseudo-wetback they called “bambi”.

American Gritos… Shut up, Valentine !!! Hoy no hubo fút ⚽ and Jazz is Dead, viva Le Punk

 

In local news, local artist discovers that the capricious phenomenon known by the Very French as “les giboulées de mars,” were be³ ceremoniously extended until the end of May.

³~. As in “hubiere habido” or the celebrated pig’s Latin locution “habemus papa” of the past tense/AntePreterite of something that has AlReady happened, hence, the same unannounced storm that mister JR’s taking about was in fact, warned about by sheer idiosyncrasies and whims or foibles of the weather in France, this is to say, that the way that Ike saw it when that Allies successfully landed in Normandy, the French continue to speak French because Eisenhower had a better weather app, no because the Times They Are A Changing.

Breaking in Paris : another storm is heading our way, —wey.

60 monitos… it’s not personal, To Mí is Monkey Business

Ici C’est Skid Row, get back Kangaroo Lady with your Tati Bag, and that shopping cart 🛒 wearing Mario’s make-up, get back to Australia, —Kangaroo Lady.

Like i said, all those days ago… a fucking Jumping Ballon.

 

This post is dedicated to Pablo Gleason and his Mediapart journalist friend, Raphaël Moran at the Paris Préfecture de Police…

Knotwithstanding señor JR, i (armando segovia) sin celery hope that you don’t take the critical review of your installation on the Pont Neuf ]| at la Place Christo & Jeanne -Claude |[ as a reproach to your talents and compétences and/or to deny the worth of your contributions to Art or that beautiful tribute to The Silver Beatles on that display window } catty corner { to that Silver Phantom Rolls Royce at La Samaritaine ; this is to say mister JR, that i am really looking forward to you (or your hired hands) reparing and finishishing your inflatable declaration of love for The Préfecture de POLICE à Cité.

For What, It! —is worth… These are my credentials : 8 up

Iran war is over, Rubio says, as strikes continue

Washington, DC_ AFP in the USA

Lorem Ipsum dolor and all that Cuban-american jive talk from “little Havana” at Mar-a-Lago.

Courage!!! … because Zeppelin my friend, goes here 🌬️

Misty Mountain Hop… over the hills where the Spirits fly 💸

Eau-où—ouh 🛘

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Lemire… got SPECS?

The War is Over, if Ewe wants, mister Rubio.

Caution : objects under the dirigeable are closer than they appear

 

In local dramas, “mankind has got to Know, it’s limitations… can EWE put a price on peace?³”, i mean, if youse selling Eye is buying.

³~. Megadeth, “Peas Sell, But Who’s Buying”.

 

 

Microeledone galapagensis — Tiny Blue Cthulhu

Deer, Jimmy Kimmel, i see Gordo Sullivan skinny-dipping in New York’s Central Fountain near The Dakota and Eye raise you “The Homeless’ Suicides” at The Guardian in London Town.

Those who don’t, migrate to France—it’s Trou 🕳️

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceinter /les-morts-de-la-rue /dans-l-oeil-de-du-mardi-02-juin-2026

New York State of Mind.

 

But first, it’s rather nice to learn that “at least Nic Cage is having fun in the gimmicky Spider-Noir” (despicable lowbrow) and, that according to the « approval Matrix » of The New York Magazine the monthly themes of May on or in this most non-consequential blog plot between highbrow (JR at Pont Neuf¹), lowbrow (Osteria 🦪 Morini²) , and brilliant (ridiculously cute new octopus 🐙 species found³).

Cinémas d’amerique latine 2026, #34 ; p.100 : avec l’arrivée du cinéma au Mexique en 1896, celui-ci est devenu un moyen d’expression clé pour le discours NACIONALISTA POSTrevolucionario et a refléte les politiques INDIGENISTAS mises en place dans [mexicolandia] depuis 1920, qui visaient à CASTELLANIZAR e INTEGRAR les indigènes dans la nouvelle identité métisse du CHILANGOLANDIA. These policies were led by the INSTITUTO NACIONAL INDIGENISTAS (INI) beginning at the end of the 1940’s and they (INE) categorized cultural aspects of the PUEBLOS ORIGINARIOS as “positives” or « negatives ». Cette classification a commencé à forger l’image officielle de l’indigène, óu sa nature folklorique, ses vêtements, ses danses et son artisanat constituant l’image a conserver, while éléments that could be considered different TO THE OBJECTIVES of THE NEW MIXED RACE State-nation sought to be eliminated (Etnodesarrollo : reivindicación del “indio mexicano“ entre el discurso del Estado y el discurso desarrollista*). LA CLASIFICACIÓN c’est avéré être un MECANISMO idéal pour reproduire la représentation occidentale de “l’indien”. This is to say, a REPRESENTATION inherited from COLONIALISM. The result of the CONSEQUENCE … was that all films from the time that the revolution ended all the way to the dawn of the 1970’s stereotyped the native AMERICANS (from the old NEW SPAIN) en diffusant l’idée DE QUE SOLAMENTE los franceses pueden permitirle a un pinche INDIO como el difunto JORGE SALDAÑA, —ser francés.

Donc, “como dicen los franceses”, any dissertation that John Oliver can do or, for that matter, any wierd “wonkish alt-comedy” that Seth Meyers can deliver from behind his desk (underwear optional) Eye can dew—but one thing that we (the staff) cannot do is eat quesadillas sin queso at Mexico’s Tortas Neza at Juan Bar on Roosevelt Ave… even MEAT LOAF would not do that.

“Are Ewe Knot Entertained?” —The Spaniard from Australia.

And, Willie Geist, are you bored 🥱 yet, with Israel?

¿A ver, a ver, a ver—cómo está eso de que “ANDY” no tiene título profesional?

French Roast

And JR, this is what Eye was talking about, and it is definetly knot [fo’sure] about your inflatable street-canvas-cavern popping up at a place that Öüï like to refer to as « Clochard Central », it’s about the NEPOTISM that the other side of that pseudo-rock portal shows once the traveler pops his or her head en TECATE, BC….

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /hommage-a-sonny-rollins

Over on the other side, SONNY ROLLINS sends this message to that guy from Daft Punk, or the half-wit of that duo : if you whistle, or do the sax for that matter don’t eat PINOLE de maíz because fo’sure you will blow it, just look at what happened to Paul on last night’s Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach show, it’s all there on the link that france musique posted on the interwebs, it’s really CAKE for THE MASAS, so let them hear jazz and 🌬️… don’t blow it 💥

 

and JR, this is what little ol’i tried to relay to MARIANNE at the préfecture de Cité (2012-2015), becuase the incursion into France was not to see the sites or to delight myself with those ‘vernissages’ and all of the BIUTIFUL people of Paname in the mix, but rather, Stephanie MENOU, to see on what post the “academicos” mexicanos en La Sorbone, Sciences Po…or—at that place where administrators are forged, would end up at.

https://www .proceso .com .mx /2026/5/27 /andy-lopez-beltran-does-not-have-a-profesional-university-degree-pero-busca-diputacion-federal-en-2027

There was a time when some of those Mexican  “students” at the EHESS¹ would highlight the fact that the wife of “ANDY’s” dad knew how to read and the wife of the then president of Mexico, un tal Enrique Peña Nieto didn’t (apparently!!!)… https ://information .tv5monde .com /angelica-rivera-itineraire-dune-actrice-devenue-premiere-dame-du-mexique- 

 

Doña Blanca ¿está la noche cubierta de oro o plata?

Nights in white caverns

Nights in white caverns.

i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.

Sobredosis de proceso.

*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.

Good Omens : comics unleashed

Stand-up at the Oxymoron House

Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.

https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show

Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.

³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.