For the record… it look’s like someone is going to need a FaceLift on account that a “wascawwy white wabbit” took the w’ong to’in at Pont Neuf… 🐇 Sealy Rabbit, that pont is for bums.
Eye ain’t gonna work at JR’s CAVE no more.
Happening now, James Car Vile is getting his make-up NOW, but first, it’s International Homeless They.
Sadly, Bob Costa agrees, the Ragin Cajun still looks, after all that make-up… like a flying turkey moonlighting as a vulture.
Nights in white caverns.
i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.
Sobredosis de proceso.
*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.
Good Omens : comics unleashed
Stand-up at the Oxymoron House
Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.
https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show
Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.
³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.
Hello Goodbye : don’t come around here no more ; now that’s just Petty.
From the producers of “Cerditos en El Espacio” and « Pigs at Bay », comes the lost story of Louis Pasteur at Howard Johnson’s 33-flavors and then some ice cream parlor at/in Rockridge U.S.A. :
🥙 Pigs at the beach and kebabs in space 🚀
But first! Öüï Ketch-es-up with Semolina Pilchard who is riding a bicycle next to the ASSOMPTION DAY sinister at ZARA’s location on Rivoli and the Compostela outlook next to Châtelet ; elemental penguins relay that JR’s “alegory” is missing a lower capital L en ese plato, but then again little ol’ i told Ewe so.
It’s beginning to look like an Allegorical Front, you better believe, IT!, Ewe bet.
Jump to page Tú on Carte Blanche… but you better not cross Pont Neuf.
Short Story About Stockton, California.
En Chihuahua, México, son las 23h45… and the gobernadora there is feeling in a New York state-of-mind ; but that is only because Maru is a real life MAGA–seig–heil enthusiast.
… and Just so you know, if Chihuahua is named after a dog… or vice-versa, then it should be no suprise to learn that the place in Illinois where Ronald Reagan was born is a place of/for dogs, nada que ver con Perros 🐶 Bravos, Nuevo Lyon, or ; WHY WILLIE GEIST on MSNOW is not highlighting the Israelites Torture Armada.
https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2026/may/20 /israeli-security-minister-itamar-ben-gvir-stirs-diplomatic-outrage-with-flotilla-activist-abuse-video
Of réciprocité and cabagges… on To They’s Menu : CABEZA de VACA y jaibas de Tampico, Tamaulipas, con Ketch-up de mayo.
Oh, Maru ! Il a fallu la police de New York et la CIA pour qu’elle obtienne le deuxième plus grand nombre de villes violentes du pays…
Rayuela para espontáneos
en La Jornada
il est cinq heures, Paris se gonfle, mientras tanto en Chihuahua, México, la intervención de la CIA/ATF/Texas Rangers/FBI, are blocking jumping houses for the “sureños”, the joke is on the governess of that big Mexican State, because as JR found out a few years ago, Évry geographical point below TJ, Xicali and off-course TECATE is The South ; or, as the good people of La Sorbonne call that god-forsaken place, —Central América.
…
Enter text knot tango… ISSY-JR-EYE can see for Miles in kilometers in Évry Milanés that the siren play.
Las Obras y El Arte
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-conte-sud-americain-de-paolo-fresu-david-linx-et-gustavo-beytelmann–
Blow-up Ballroom.
And the sign in Chihuahua, México reads, according to Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra, “Be A Patriot, Kill A Sureño…” o algo así por el estilo de « haz patria mata a un chilango de Torreón o Durango. »
This bridge has not been blown yet.
Enter the Bullseye 🎯 Blower on a Jumping Ballon Cavern at Pont Neuf :
Unbeknownst to JR, ZARA sent in the municipal goons “to see” about a permit to set up ⛺ camp at Clochard Central de la Place Christo & Jeanne-Claude.
Tiene usted permiso para esas Tecates, señor?
ZARA was seriamente encabronada from last week’s collapse of her catwalks on her scaffoldings. ZARA blames Prada and ZARA believes that she has the receipts to put the blame on Prada.
Sources close to Saint-Jacques looking slightly towards the northwest of Rivoli and beyond Puteaux and Saint-Denis relay that on the night that the scaffolding at ZARA came down…
Previously on “Don’t Let Mí Down”
_(on Assomption of all days) a suspicious silhouette wearing a light blue safety vest negligently bundled heavy construction waste sacks on the top planks of the fallen structure.
¡Tecate invita!
…
Yup, that’s a fucking siren in that spread, but never mind Héll d’Oïse l’Hérétique, here comes the faithful del Congo Evangelista.
In local news, Parisians in Texas are all giddy for Ken’s expensive baggage and the blatant Rock Ridge-iness of Paxton’s endorsement by Trump… pum-pump-pa-rum-pum-pum—pa rum pump ⛽ ; “you wild bitch”.
https ://www .scienceshumaines .com /dansons-avec-nos-emotions
… and Zeppelin (you know the deal).
🎶 Eye got my fan set on Ewe
. Eye got my ⚙️ fan set on you
It’s Organized Grab-ass at Pont Neuf, ISSY-that’s-Mick in the corner.
It’s presse day at Pont Neuf and JR’s taking center stage ; boom operator, big videocamera and safety 🦺 gear, the whole nine yards in SAE inches not metric centimeters, —of course.
Su nombre es Cumbia.
Issy-it’s-a Party over here, and as Kat Williams learned when he finally became famous after Zeus chased his little black-ass all over Compton and USC (home of The Spartans and Dr. Dre) when Mexicans party them niggers party for weeks at a time and in this segment “el realismo” de Gabo takes Toto from Celaya and she is now back en El Magdalena de Mompós… Mompox if you are Mexican.
🎶 Ay que pasteles tan caros los que usted m’está vendiendo…
…
Tacos de Ayuso con Ewe Tú, ahora con BONO on The Edge 🥁 badum tisch!
“It’s a little NGO with a big kick for kids with all of the talent and none of the access,” drummer Mullen said just before the start of the most Nazi of World ⚽ Cups in recent Times… last one was in 1978 in Malos 🇦🇷 Aires.
Ewe Tú — Chabelita… You Two Israel, fuck you too!
U2 Takes to the Streets of Mexico City to Shoot New Music Video Amid Street Child World Cup
Bass, how low can YOU go? It’s day 77 of Donald”s “little excursion” into Iran and Winnie Pooh in China could not be more satisfied with the pusillanimity of the “american” president, now that Chi Ching Ping made it clear to Trump, that Taiwan es parte de su cantón just like Venezuela is the 51st State for The USA Today… gooooo, Gannett 📰.
🎶 This is the rhythm of the night… and over at Pietragalla, fip 🩰 went 🩰 to 🩰 Tel 🩰 Aviv to give people what they wanted, Simón que sí, Shalom.
https ://www .bbc .com / new-york-times-defends-journalist-after-israel-threatens-to-sue
Over in Central América, Bibi Netanyahou went to tell Javier Milei that it’s Banana Republic time with a hint of Reich on all of the pain on that holy Shoah. Peace.
Up next, it’s a New Edition of The Mad Arab and his most famous typesetting, H.P. Lovecraft… warning, objects in Rhode Island (Widows Bay) are closer than they appear.
🦑… [Do]lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
“En sus à ma promesse , ne fut guère important au vu des suivants….des bruits de pas....
Amos Tuttle’s testament
Arkham, Massachusetts, USA, via La Masque de Pont Neuf à Paris Centre.
… and nothing, not a goddamned thing beats drinking alone on a Wednesday morning à Pont Neuf, y en La Rumorosa también.
Juniors
Any 🦉 hoot, “can art¹ change the world?”, who knows, “Kikito”, who knows. Leonardo di ser Piero (an illegitimate bastard son of) da Vinci could perhaps begin to answer that musing but sources close to the Pope in Rome relay that Leonardo would not be able to comment if the polymath expected to keep his source of income from the design of weapons of mass destruction and maintain his kicks going, from those necro-studies under the cover of night that don Leo did.
¹~. https ://www .theguardian .com /2017 /sep /18 /proud-to-be-mexican-meet-the-baby-whose-huge-image-gazes-over-the-border
So it goes… en ciencia y ficción.
I tell you what Francisco (kiko) Higareda, now 10 years of age, journalism sure as caca 💩 has not changed it but don’t take my word for it, ask any RENEGADO in Mexicali or along any town in that godforsaken peninsula on that Sea of Cortés, which stretches parallel southbound from Sonora to Sinaloa : it has not, objectively speaking.
No woman no Cry, Capone is an artist now, not an IDF terrorist.
[ Intermission for the benefit of our nº 1 reader in North Bergen, New Jersey, catch up nigger, catch up! Don’t miss a single comma].