Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.

Deer, Antony Blinken… the beauty of Raytheon is that miss-îles is [operating]on Hawaiian jet-lag

We’r on Deadline. And that’s a Phact, ma’am, so jump to los Frutos de mañana en Segovia because contrary, to what Paul McCartney might have improvised for “Tootsie” Hoffman, “The grand ol’Painter” was breaking doña María’s water in Málaga, and in Segovia it’s the Eve of San Frutos, people who know, know that before there was such a thing as a “Birdman” Keaton, and a Robert Redford horse-whispering ways, there existed in Spain, a guy named Frutos “el pa°jar°ero°³” his lineage went back all the way to Patricians in Rome, anyhow, one day, Frutos asked a Castillian cattleman a favor, Frutos required a yoke and pair of bueyes to transport THE STONES, back to his hermitage where he worshipped Saint- Solitude, anyway, the bitch-ass cattleman offered Frutos two 🐂 fierce lidia bulls 🐂, which my-man, Frutos, turned into docile Beasts of Burden. In•deed.

Vivaldi was a Frutsi™️ lover.

 

³~. Not to be confused with Frutsi “el pajero” because Frutsi is a Mexican icicle-pop, and PaJeRo is a Mitsubishi SUV.

And, Ceci Bartoli, what’cha talking about, “Work!”

And, Paul McCartney, don’t bogart that joint, pass the bottle to Pau de Gósol.