Tag Archives: Lenny Bruce

And Soni 🐏 Carneiro, Dr. Poisson just down your BFM’ER-street might concur³

In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.

³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :

Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny  tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales 🛘 department page 📜.

 

_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.

Issy-three-is a magic number.

 

Over at the anti-Gentile House of the Shrimp-eating PIGS from Israel, it’s King David never knew what he missed, —or did he?

Pork Rind and Reichs.

Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.

 

Doña Blanca ¿está la noche cubierta de oro o plata?

Nights in white caverns

Nights in white caverns.

i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.

Sobredosis de proceso.

*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.

Good Omens : comics unleashed

Stand-up at the Oxymoron House

Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.

https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show

Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.

³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.