To all who’ve felt the news like Colbert and Mí

Comics unleashed in a little box…

It Won’t Be Long for your Rubber Soul to lose its grip on late night tv… thank God for porn.

 

Irregardless of whether you (as a hypothetical follower of late-night tv) enjoy syndicated superheros shows or, simple porn… one thing is for sure, Jacqueline Alemany, Byron Allen (the new Buzzfeed and the old Late Show’s time slot media mogul owner) is not at fault for reaping the friuts of CAPITALISM from the final piece on the MONOPOLY® board game, —The White House.

Living on a prayer 🙏🏽and behaving like a virgin on fip CULTES on Soundgarden’s FELL ON BLACK DAYS with mister BLANCHE and White in D.C..

Note to editors : to celebrate the ARRIVAL of the ANTI LATE-NIGHT SHOW CLASS, Öüï is pulling up The ANGELUS at 17h59 in CET right before the very first note of Jazz is dropped at NOON in Hawaiian Standard Time with a NEW YORK TRUMP state of mind.

And on the Third Day… God created LAND and immediately after Planet Earth began to develop ACNE, which Amos (the messenger) described as mountains 🛘 in some book about myths and fables that functions in the same fashion as instant noodles for the soul.

Remember what Louis Pasteur and others like Burt Reynolds (Boogie Nights) or Al Pacino (The Devil’s Advocate) said :

CHANCE FAVORS THE WEALTHY CLASS, regardless if they are qualified or not ; and no counselor, THE EPSTEIN CLASS do not have to attend thier terrible  offsprings weddings and such.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.

And introducing… Simon and “Garfuckall”

Still to come
Tongue twisting with Sirens
Followed by: Bésame Mucho (Suzi)

Only on Fip central station, with musical guest Seguo … [ejem!] Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66.

¡Arriba El Norte!!!

¡Arriba El Norte!!! — T’Singao.

… Respíre, Siren, respíre.

And for all them on-the-air
tongue twisters,
might we recommend un buen plato de Birria con pozole al estilo de “El Tecalitleco” en Belleville,
y para refrescar el gaznate,
nada como unas gárgaras de
TOPO CHICO®️ and Lime.
Sí Señor[a].

If it’s Tuesday,

Indeed

Indeed.:.D0C930FD-BEB4-4211-A448-595BDDE9ADCA — context swears that The u.s. Constitution is a living (on a Prayer) doc.x •_!!_• FIN?

_then in France, tomorrow is
CINEMA RELEASE DAY
That’s right, Evry body would not,
öüï repeat:
WOULD NOT LET u.s. Be…
let alone LIE
about Le Cinema.

Wednesday de C.A.R.T.E.L E.R.A